I will always remember Luke Smith as the perfect example of what happens when you fall for every single /g/ meme at once, without carefully analyzing them first.
He owns four ThinkPads at least. While I see nothing wrong with them in themselves, as they are admittedly pretty good value for the price, four is just mindless consumerism, contradictory to his "philosophy".
He started using every single shitty pseudominimalist, ncurses-based program, used a shitty riced out i3 setup of dubious actual productivity (like all tiling wms), then fell for the full Suckless meme and went in even deeper.
Then he started making videos shitting on Python and praising C, which is ironic considering he is not even a programmer by his own admission.
He effectively spent years trying out, configuring and hopelessly trying to integrate tens of meme programs to build what is, combined, effectively a shittier Emacs, just like most of /g/ was doing in their "productive" desktop threads a year or two ago.
Then he read the Unabomber manifesto and blindly accepted it without constructively analyzing it first, same with the anarcho-primitivist ideology that was all the rage about a year and a half ago on 4chan and 8ch. While he stated on his website that he "didn't browse 4chan much anymore" it was obvious this wasn't the case.
Then he went and took the memes way too far, and unironically went to live in isolation. While I see nothing wrong in itself, the actual reason he did it is massive cringe.
He became Christian because of 4chan, the least christian website.
He has the mentality of someone 10 years younger than he is, yet he acts like a literal boomer jokingly criticizing "zoomers" despite he himself being the worst example of a millennial.
He attacks "nerds" when it't painfully obvious he's deeply unhappy with himself, as it was obviously self-directed criticism thinly veiled as an edgy dabbing video.
He is a perfect example of someone you should avoid becoming at all costs.
Hey guys, did you know in terms of male human reproduction and breeding, goblins are by far the most compatible race? Not only are both races mammals, but even if they weren’t goblins have the capability to reproduce with any race, allowing them to birth half-breeds of all kinds. Goblins are also on average 3½ feet tall, and weigh roughly 42 pounds. These means they’re more than capable of handling human dick, and with their naturally stretchy bodies and tolerance for pain, you can be rough with one. Due to their mating habits, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused goblin would be incredible wet, so wet that you could have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They also have many features that make them far more enticing to men, including large breasts, thick thighs, wide hips, juicy butts, and their cute faces, along with having long ears which are very sensitive, so it’d be incredible easy for one to get you in the mood. With their incredible stamina and nearly endless sex drive, they can easily recover from several hours of nonstop sex. No other race comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you don’t pull out, goblins can be impregnated even while pregnant with another child! Goblins are literally built for human reproduction. Durable bodies + High Stamina + Stretchy Bodies means they can take cock all day, all shapes, and still come for me.
Its an infamous Tinder bio copypasta from an image someone took of a profile named Caleb. AKA Caleb copypasta, Tinder copypasta or “Let me guess…you’re 25 with 3 kids…”, its a series of copypasta used primarily on Tinder or dating apps.
Let me guess...you're 25 with 3 kids, and you've done had your fun, now you don't want that, you want a real man to settle down with and take care of you and your kids because you let a loser nut inside of you.
I'm 6' even. Have my own house. 2 vehicles. And I make over $75k a year. What do you bring to the table? If the answer is "someone else's kids" then go kick rocks. No man will ever want you.
Stop saying your "thicc"... your obese
Also, your not a "dog mom", your a pet OWNER
Let me guess… you’re 25 with 3 kids, and you’ve done had your fun, now you don’t want that, you want a real man to settle down with and take care of you and your kids bc you let a loser nut inside of you. 🙄 k
I’m 6’ even. Have my own house. 2 vehicles. And I make over $75k a year. What do you bring to the table? If the answer is “someone else’s kids” then go kick rocks. No man will ever want you.
Stop saying your “thicc”….your obese Also, your not a “dog mom”, your a pet OWNER
Imaginem o cheiro que os pés da Ashley ficaram no final da missão... 15 horas (sem contar o tempo antes de pegarem ela) com essas botas de couro longas e apertadas passando o maior sufoco e suando como um copo com água gelada. Imaginem o odor... Ela correndo pra lá e pra cá, pulando e correndo, formando calos nos pés, imaginem a humidade entre os dedos dela... Ela ofegante pq os pés doem e estão ensopados sem ter a chance de tirá-las para deixas as meias arejar um pouco. Imaginem quando ela chegar nos EUA e for trocar de roupa no vestiário com o Leon do lado de fora, ela tira as botas e finalmente emana aquele odor que estava preso, o intragável e sedutor odor, um odor que o Leon sente e ativa em sua mente pensamentos primitivos de seus antepassados, a Ashley envergonhada com isso mas sabendo que aquilo é um chamado, e o Leon atende esse chamado. Depois de terminado o "serviço" feito no vestiário, Leon e Ahsley vão se encontrar com o presidente para terminar a missão. Passa-se 9 meses e um novo Kennedy nasce. Passa-se 18 anos e temos um novo personagem. Resident Evil 9 confirmado 😭😭😍😍
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Imagine what Ashley's feet smelled like at the end of the mission... 15 hours (not counting the time before they picked her up) in those long, tight leather boots, sweating like a glass of ice water. Imagine the odor... She's running back and forth, jumping and running, forming calluses on her feet, imagine the dampness between her toes... She's panting because her feet hurt and they're soaking wet without having a chance to get them off to let the socks air out a bit. Imagine when she arrives in the US and goes to change clothes in the locker room with Leon outside, she takes off her boots and finally emanates that odor that was trapped, the unpalatable and seductive odor, an odor that Leon feels and activates in her mind primitive thoughts of his ancestors, Ashley embarrassed by this but knowing that this is a call, and Leon answers that call. After finishing the "service" done in the locker room, Leon and Ahsley will meet with the president to finish the mission. Nine months pass and a new Kennedy is born. 18 years pass and we have a new character. Resident Evil 9 confirmed 😭😭😍😍
Se eu fosse o Leon, deixaria a Ashley infectada só pra ter a chance de experimentar aquela bucetinha cheia de Las Plagas
Pqp eu fico louco só de pensar na possibilidade de comer o cuzinho rosado daquela loirinha caucasiana fofa (que me deixa com mommy issues) enquanto sai um tentáculo grotesco de meio metro do empadão dela acariciando meus testículos ou minha próstata. Quando eu engravidasse aquela porra de parasita afogando com sêmen seja lá qual cavidade esse troço tenha e criando um exército de vermes ambulantes imortais, tenho certeza de que Wesker e meio mundo iriam querer sequestrar eu e meu depósito de porra mutante (Ashley) visando nos usar para manufatura em massa de armas biológicas. E bem, eu aceitaria de bom grado destruir o mundo em troca de atravessar de pica aquele corpo jovial de meia calça lascivo todos os dias pelo resto de minha vida enquanto uso uma lanterna pra fazer ela ter um squirt imediato se tremendo toda enquanto cavalga na minha bengala, como se estivesse tendo um espasmo muscular pós morte enquanto eu grito RECEBA LAS PREGAS SIUUUUUUUUU E acredite, seja squirt, leite materno daqueles seios fartos, suor ou qualquer líquido que saísse daquele corpo, eu teria o maior prazer em lamber que nem um Pitbull sedento SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
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If I were Leon, I'd get Ashley infected just for the chance to try that pussy full of Las Plagas
Because I go crazy just thinking about the possibility of eating the pink ass of that cute Caucasian blonde (which leaves me with mommy issues) while a half-meter grotesque tentacle comes out of her pie caressing my testicles or my prostate. When I impregnated that fucking parasite by drowning it in semen whatever cavity that thing has and creating an army of immortal walking worms, I'm sure Wesker and half the world would want to kidnap me and my warehouse of mutated shit (Ashley) in order to use us. for mass manufacturing of biological weapons. And well, I'd gladly agree to destroy the world in exchange for dicking across that jovial body in lewd tights every day for the rest of my life while I use a flashlight to make her have an immediate squirt and shiver all over as she rides on mine. cane, like I'm having a postmortem muscle spasm while I scream RECEIVE THE PREGAS SIUUUUUUUU And believe me, whether it's squirt, breast milk from those full breasts, sweat or any liquid that comes out of that body, I'd be delighted to lick it like a Pitbull thirsty SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
minha opinião sobre aborto é bem dividida tipo, por um lado eu gosto da ideia de matar bebês mas não curto muito esse papo de mulheres poderem fazer escolhas
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my opinion on abortion is very divided like, on the one hand I like the idea of killing babies but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices
Meus amigos me sacanearam, colocaram 4 viagras no meu tic-tac, logo no meu primeiro dia trabalhando como salva-vidas numa piscina infantil. Tive a maior ereção da minha vida, logo depois eles me ligaram de palhaçadinha me contando dos viagras, eu fiquei putasso, por que tava no meio da criançada de pau duro e o bagulho n abaixava mais. Então, eu fu checar o pote pra ver se não tinha mais viagra nessa sacanagem, e tive uma surpresa: os 4 viagras ainda estavam lá.
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My friends made fun of me, put 4 Viagras in my tic-tac, right on my first day working as a lifeguard in a children's pool. I had the biggest erection of my life, right after they called me as a joke telling me about Viagras, I was pissed off, because I was in the middle of kids with hard cocks and the stuff wouldn't go down anymore. So, I went to check the jar to see if there was no more Viagra in that mess, and I had a surprise: the 4 Viagras were still there.
