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Minecraft is easy

punch a tree make a wooden pickaxe mine stone make stone tools and a furnace mine some iron from surface caves make iron tools, armor, a bucket, and a shield build a house mine for diamonds make full diamond armor, a pickaxe, a sword, and an enchantment table find a village build a villager breeder build a trading hall build an iron farm enchant all gear explore the nether find a nether fortress kill blazes find a warped forest kill endermen find the stronghold kill the ender dragon explore the end find loot and elytra make a creeper farm for gunpowder mine for netherite kill wither skeletons fight the wither find a woodland mansion defeat the mansion and get totems of undying conquer an ocean monument build an epic base die to a baby zombie and rage quit for 2 years

Discord kitten rizz

Hey, are you there? Haha.. I know this may sound cheesy, but.. I just really love you. I love everything about you. Whenever I see you online.. I can't help but smile. Seeing you is enough to make me flustered. Seriously, how could such an angelic person such as you be my friend? I really don't deserve you. You're so perfect.. my discord kitten. I'm in love with you. You're the light of my life. Without you, I would've never been this happy. Can we talk more? I enjoy your company. Can we call more? I like listening to your voice. Can we just be with each other for a little longer? I love you so much. I'm sorry if I don't reply, discord daddy needs to do his discord mod work. But don't worry, kitten. I will reply to you ASAP. Haha.. let me get to the point. Can we be... more than friends? Can you be... more than.. just my discord kitten? I want you to be my girlfriend. If not, that's fine.. not like it matters.. haha. I respect whatever you say. But I just really want you to be my girlfriend. I can be your boyfriend.. we can get online married in the future. I'll spoil you with money from my paycheck. I'm deeply in love with you.. FUCK. I love you so much. I can't bear to part from you. I just want to hug you forever. I love your smile, your voice, your personality, your laughter, your everything. I understand if you don't want to be my girlfriend.. after all.. you are more than what I am. I'm just saying.. I can give you yearly discord nitro if you want to be my girlfriend. Honestly, at this point... what I feel is more than love. I can't explain it.. but it is deeper than the word "love." Let's just talk for a little longer. When you go offline.. I immediately miss you. I don't want to be with anyone else but you. I want us to have matching My Dress-Up Darling icons. I want to be closer to you. My darling, my kitten, the love of my life.. please be my girlfriend. I will do anything for you to be my girlfriend.. I can be your boyfriend. Fuck, I love you so much....

We should replace the U.S government with boobs

Citizens of the U.S, this is an order. We need to go out there stand for ourselves, protest for boobs and rip the goverment's ass.

I tried being nice with the government 'til I reached the point where I couldn't stand it.

We need boobs, it is a simple step in the right direction, and is very possible. We just need to replace the fucking politicians by using ChatGPT, so we can get boobs 24/7.

Joe Biden can say whatever he wants, or call the cops. Man I don't give a fuck go ahead and call the cops, I'll have sex with every last one of them.

Eid Al-fitr

🎉🎊 EID MUBAR-COCK🐓🍆 MY SHAWARMA SHARMOOTAS🥙🥙🥙 RAMADAN IS OVER 🏁🏁🏁 WE GOT 3️⃣ DAYS OF FESTIVITIES 🥳 🎊🎉 TIME TO FEAST 👅 👅 👅 ON SOME PALESTINIAN 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸PUSSY 🐱 NO NEED TO WAIT FOR SUNSET 🌞🌞🌞 TO SUCK THAT DELICIOUS 😋🤤 COCK 🍆 🍆🍆 AND GARGLE 😛🤑BABAS 🧔🏾‍♂️🧔🏾‍♂️BALLSACK 🏀⚽️ BUT MAKE SURE YOU SWALLOW 💦💦💦 YOU NASTY 🤮 😷SAND 🏝🏝SLUT 👳🏾‍♂️👳🏾‍♂️👳🏾‍♂️ POPPING BOTTLES 🍾🍾🍾AND EATING ASS 🍽🍑 IS BACK 🔙🔙ON THE MENU 📜📜📜BUT NOT 🚫🚫🚫 MISS PIGGY’S 🐷🐷🐷JUICY 😩😩😩CHEEKS CAUSE PORK🐖🐖 IS HARAM🐸🐸🐸 BE GENEROUS AND SEND ➡️➡️➡️ THIS TO ALL YOUR HARAM-BAES 🦍🦍🦍 IF YOU GET NONE BACK, YOU’RE ONE☝🏽 HALAL👌🏽 HABIBI👶🏻 IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK YOU’RE A TRUE HOE-JABI🧕🧕🧕 GET 6️⃣9️⃣ BACK AND BE REWARDED WITH 💯 VIRGINS.

Hey there you sex-deprived sacrificers 🚫🛌🤷🏻‍♀️ you indulging imams 🍆 💦 🕌 you fuck-loving fasters 🥵 👉🏼 👌🏼 😏 it’s time to go from prayboy to playboy 🙏🏼 + 🦵♦️🦵 because we have a need for greed 💴 💰 this eid ✊🏼 🥖 💦 💦 😋 💯 It’s been a crazy 😜 covid cock infested 🦠 😷 🤒 quarantine this year 🏡 ✋🏿🔞so by now I’m sure you wanna meet new people👫 👭🏼👬🏼for dinner 🥘 before you meat them 🍖 💦 😩 for dessert 👋🏼 🍑 😏 So if you’re down to slob on some kebab 👅 🥙 🥖 🥙 with extra tahini ⛽️ 💦 💦 🤤 and are itchin 😩 for a chicken 🍗 & dicken 🍑 💦 🌽 with extra thumeya 🥛 🥛 😉 👌🏼 then cum on down 💦 💦 and let your beast feast 😋 🍴 👄 so you can ram 🐏 💨🌶 🐏 these freshly shaven lambs 🐑 ✂️ 💇 before it’s their bloody 🩸 🌊 time of the month 📅 ⏰ 💁🏻‍♀️ If your prick can’t pick 💁🏻‍♀️ 👈 🧍🏻‍♂️between the two 🤷🏻‍♀️ + 🤷🏻‍♂️ = 🔞🛌 then warm up with a little Shawermuta 🥙 🔥 🥵 and كس"شعري " 👅🦵💎🦵😼before you graduate 👨‍🎓 to Dunkin 👉🏼 🍩 😉 and Bustin Kream 🥴 🍆 💦 💦 😻 on some hoes b’laban 👋🏼🤪🍚 🥛 with Om Ali 👩🏻‍⚕️👩🏻‍⚕️after maghreb 🌚 🌚 😏 That won’t be not enough, “sogo2” 🌭 🌭 even longer 😳 until your sausage goes from a big boom 🍆 💦 💥 🤯 to مفروم 🙊 💀 ⚰️ Be sure shower 🛁 before you deflower 🔞 🌺 🛌 😏 and put on some cologne 🍼 💨 🥰 before you make her moan 😩 😩 ⚡️ so you can be a freak in the sheets 😈🚫 🚪 🛌 but a sheikh in the streets 👳🏽‍♂️👳🏽‍♂️🙏🏼 ☺️ ☪️ Most importantly, don’t forget cuntsent 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏽‍♂️=💞 and to wrap up 🎁 that grape leaf 🍆&🎀=👩🏻‍🤝‍👨🏼 👰 so you make a ma7shy 🎞 🔞🙅🏻‍♀️before you have her mash you🥴 ✊🏼 🥖 💦 💆🏻‍♀️Why waste that suckulent taste 😋 👉🏼 👄 when you’ve prayed to get laid? 🙏🏼 🙏🏼 🏃🏻‍♀️&🏃=🛌 Send this to 10 horny hijabis 🧕 🧕 or else, the only meat that’s gonna get beat 👋🏼 🍖 🦴 🐶 is the little minaret between your legs 🦵🦵 ✊🏼🍆 💨

It's Finally Eid 😳🙈‼ Ramadan 🚫🍔🍕🍟 Is Officially Over 😝✌🏼️🙅🏽 Say Hello 👋🏼 To Shaytan 👹👺 Cause He's BACK🔂 But I Ain't Worried 🙅🏽 Cause God 👼🏽 Got My Back 🙌🏼💯✔️ Today Make Sure You Pray 🙏🏿🙌🏿 📅 Don't Be Greedy 😡🙄 Give Zakat 💸💰💵 Then Sip Ciroc😈 Summers Just Begun 👅👏🏼 Get Some MorCOCKan Or Kiss Some HijaBAES 🍆💋 Hennything Can Happen In Shaa Allah 🙈🙊 Send To 1️⃣5️⃣ People ‼️ Or Shaytan Will Baghdad Ass Up On You 😂😷

🎉🎊 EID MUBAR-COCK🐓🍆 MY SHAWARMA SHARMOOTAS🥙🥙🥙 RAMADAN IS OVER 🏁🏁🏁 WE GOT 3️⃣ DAYS OF FESTIVITIES 🥳 🎊🎉 TIME TO FEAST 👅 👅 👅 ON SOME PALESTINIAN 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸PUSSY 🐱 NO NEED TO WAIT FOR SUNSET 🌞🌞🌞 TO SUCK THAT DELICIOUS 😋🤤 COCK 🍆 🍆🍆 AND GARGLE 😛🤑BABAS 🧔🏾‍♂️🧔🏾‍♂️BALLSACK 🏀⚽️ BUT MAKE SURE YOU SWALLOW 💦💦💦 YOU NASTY 🤮 😷SAND 🏝🏝SLUT 👳🏾‍♂️👳🏾‍♂️👳🏾‍♂️ POPPING BOTTLES 🍾🍾🍾AND EATING ASS 🍽🍑 IS BACK 🔙🔙ON THE MENU 📜📜📜BUT NOT 🚫🚫🚫 MISS PIGGY’S 🐷🐷🐷JUICY 😩😩😩CHEEKS CAUSE PORK🐖🐖 IS HARAM🐸🐸🐸 BE GENEROUS AND SEND ➡️➡️➡️ THIS TO ALL YOUR HARAM-BAES 🦍🦍🦍 IF YOU GET NONE BACK, YOU’RE ONE☝🏽 HALAL👌🏽 HABIBI👶🏻 IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK YOU’RE A TRUE HOE-JABI🧕🧕🧕 GET 6️⃣9️⃣ BACK AND BE REWARDED WITH 💯 VIRGINS.

This MF paid for Twitter

“This MF paid for Twitter”
No, I didn’t pay for Twitter.
I paid for free speech.
I paid for 1776 to commence again.
I paid for the Founding Fathers’ vision.
I paid to tell Silicon Valley to go screw itself.
I paid to show support for a man who put himself in the line of fire for the First Amendment.
I paid because we support our own.
I paid because if George Washington was alive today, he’d be paying too.
So next time you say I paid for Twitter, just realize how IGNANT (or ignorant, depending on your preference) you sound!

I had sex (with a woman)

today I had very hot sex(not gay)(with a woman) and it was pretty fun I fucked her pussy(because she is a woman) and she said she enjoyed it a lot(with a female voice because she is a female). Anyways losing your virginity(to a woman) is very exciting and I hope to do it again(with a woman).

Gay version

today I had very hot sex(very gay)(with a man) and it was pretty fun I fucked his ass(because he is a man) and he said he enjoyed it a lot(with a male voice because he is a male). Anyways losing your virginity(to a man) is very exciting and I hope to do it again(with a man).

Furry version

today I had very hot sex(not furry)(with a human) and it was pretty fun I fucked her ear(because she is human) and she said she bled a lot(with a human voice because its a human). Anyways losing your virginity(to a human) is very exciting and I hope to do it again(with a human).

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