So I'm a woman in my 30's. I made a throwaway because I don't want this tied to my main account at all. Yesterday our garbage disposal stopped working and I was trying to see why so I was looking around under the sink and I moved stuff out to get in there to look around more easily. In the very back tucked away was a mason jar that I thought was just over halfway full of kitchen grease at first but I realized it wasn't grease...I thought it looked like semen. I made the mistake of opening it and by the smell I knew that it was definitely semen. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Disgusted I threw it away in the dumpster outside. It had to have been my husband's but I don't know why he would save semen in a jar.
My husband got home and I asked him about it. He seemed very embarrassed and confessed it was indeed a jar full of semen he was filling for almost a year. I was shocked and asked him why? He said whenever it was my time of the month or I wasn't in the mood he'd jerk off into the jar after I went to bed. I asked him why not go in the toilet or use tissues or the shower or something. Why a fucking jar? He couldn't answer that other than saying hes been doing this since he was a kid. I told him I want him to stop using a jar because it's disgusting. He told me he didn't want to and asked where the jar was. I told him I threw it away and he was upset! He said it took him a long time to fill the jar that much and now he had to start over and we argued about him using a jar to store old jizz in.
I still don't understand why he wants to fill a jar for fucks sake. We argued about it and during the argument he opened the refrigerator, took a large jar of pickles and dumped it out and started rinsing it out and said, "This is the cum jar now!" Before I knew it I'm literally screaming at my husband about cumming in jars and told him he can either cum in me or the jar but not both. He clutched the jar and stormed off to the bathroom. I was literally speechless.
I sat down and started watching TV trying to take my mind off it when he came out and joined me and tried to patch things up. I asked him where he hid the jar and he wouldn't fucking tell me! He told me we should just forget about the fight, he apologized to me and told me he'd make sure I didn't have to see the jar if I didn't want to. I wanted us to stop fighting so I agreed and we didn't speak about it for the rest of the night. He fell asleep early but I laid in bed for over an hour thinking about the fucking jar. I don't understand why he's so intent on doing something so disgusting and I'm still angry about it.
Edit/Update: My husband got home and we sat down and talked. After a lot of prying I got him to come clean with me about why he cums in a jar and why it's in the kitchen.
He gets very excited when I eat his cum and he makes pancakes every weekend for breakfast and he mixes the cum into the pancake batter and gets off on me eating it without my knowledge or consent. He has been doing this regularly for our entire marriage and has mixed cum in other things I'veeaten and drank. I have of course swallowed his cum before but this is different because he did this without my knowing.
I honestly couldn't yell at him or even say anything. I felt numb. I just got up and started throwing shit in a bag while he tried to talk me down and stop me. I ended up leaving with some bare essentials and told him that I need space and will reach out to him when I'm ready to talk. I'm taking some time off of work and headed to a friend's house for a few days. I asked her if I could stay and she doesn't know why and honestly I don't know what to tell her or anyone else for that matter. I don't know what I'm going to do or what this means for our marriage. I feel disgusted, used and like trust in my husband has been severely damaged. I haven't cried or done anything yet. I stopped to get a bite to eat on the way to my friend's house and to try to figure out what to say to her because I know she'll have questions. I also think I need to cry first. Thank you to everyone who's been kind and supportive and offered good advice. Please keep it coming because I feel like I'm drowning here and I have no idea what to do.
I'm a 24 year old guy who because of an accident as a child, I literally broke my penis. I went all my teens not knowing what an erection feels like or what it's like to be able to perform and no one knows that the reason I've been working since I was 14 is because I had a goal in mind: getting that damm implant.
now, having had my first sexual experience ever in my life, I felt this sense of anger just go off my mind. I hated the topic of sex because I knew I was disbanded from enjoying it, now I can get hard so easy and ironically I have a form of switch and kill switch, I just turn it on and off when I want to. It's creepy I know but trust me I feel like ''robocock''
Does it get soft? nope, I can now pound FOREVER and the though if that itself has revived some sense of self worth that I have never felt before, I'm not even scared to talk to girls now because I'm aware that I have a modified penis with perks and attachments.
People ask me why I'm happy now and not all negative and depressed but I can't tell them because it's awkward and people my age wouldn't understand the pain and sacrifice, I just want to enjoy this victory in anonymity.
No baby I’m not done, I want two cubes of sugar and stir it twice after each cube. Use a large spoon; not a table spoon. I can tell the difference. So don’t try me, water should be at 55.7 degrees and I’ll take a splash of mint with lemon wedge on the side. Thank yœûû
I’ll take a lemonade 🍋one lemonade coming right up- 😉 no baby I’m not done 😟 I want 2 cubes of sugar and stir it twice after each cube use a long spoon not a tablespoon I can tell the difference so don’t try me water should be at 55.7 degrees and I’ll take a splash of mint with a lemon wadge 😁 on the side thank youuu 😉That will be $1.53 💸 this ain’t want I ordered 😠we know but like this is a lemonade stand not a-😃 all you can eat buffet 🍱 no that’s food 🌭 they got drinks too🥤 look the customer always right 🤔 And I’m not paying for this 👎 UGHHHH 😤 Fresh lemonade 🍋freshly squeezed 🌹 Billy 😬pour it in a cup~ 🍵BILLY STOP 🙉 can’t get enough 💃
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“I’ll take a lemonade!”
“1 lemonade coming right up-“
“No baby, I’m not done, I want 2 cubes of sugar and stur it twice after every cube use a long spoon, not a table spoon. I can tell the difference-so don’t try me. water should be at 55.7 degrees a splash of mint w/ lemon wedge on the side! Thank you!!”
“Ok that will be $1.50”
“This ain’t what I ordered..”
“We know but like, this a lemonade stand not a-“
“All you can eat buffet? “
“No that’s food..”
“They have drinks too.”
“Look, the customers always right, I’m not paying for this.”
“Ugh!”
“Fresh lemonade 😩
freshly squeezed 🙂”
(Billy-)
“pour it is a cup 👀”
(Billy stop…)
“can’t get enough 😃”
I'm a straight male and when my roommate and I are both single we suck eachother off multiple times a week.
We've lived together for 8 years now and whenever both of us are single we suck eachother off to get off. It's not gay because we're closing our eyes and thinking of women also we say no homo before and after while keeping our socks on so we're definitely straight. We also don't butt fuck eachother because that's gay. Nothing wrong with being gay but we aren't gay. We do this purely to expel semen and relieve sexual tension we don't do this because we're gay and we love eachother. We do this because we're straight and we just need to cum.
I understand that, without my agreement, Alpine F1 have put out a press release late this afternoon that I am driving for them next year. This is wrong and I have not signed a contract with Alpine for 2023. I will not be driving for Alpine next year.
I understand that, with my agreement, Williams Racing have put out a press release this afternoon that I am driving for them next year. This is right and I have signed a contract with Williams for 2023. I will be driving for Williams next year.
I identify as amongsexual, thst is my identity, my gender and also my entire personality. If you dare to oppose me, I shall summon IMPOSTOR from among us, he will protect me but also murder your entire family. I will kill all amongphobes, I am not a freak, I am a proud amongsexual, imagine being amongphobe like imagine. Today I came out as amongsexual to my parents, my little brother trolled me and showed me a pic of Pink, one of the crewmates, I couldn't resist when I saw the pic, so I opened my zipper and started wanking, damn Pink is so hot. The next day my mom gave my phone to my cousin, and then she brought me to the therapist, idk why, Pink is hot though.
