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I cum in approximately 1.204 seconds on average

I cum in approximately 1.204 seconds on average. I have gathered this data through a meta-analysis of two years worth of studies into my cumming abilities.

Yes, scientists can not explain why I only last 1.204 seconds (approximately)

No, my girlfriend doesn’t mind (I don’t have one irl but I have a waifu pillow on animal crossing whom I love dearly)

No, I will not teach you how to make yourself cum in one second as you probably do not possess the necessary intellectual prowess that is imperative to gain my superhuman abilities.

Thank you for reading.

WHY DOES IT TAKE SO LONG TO CUM?!

I HATE WHEN IM JERKING OFF AND I CANT CUM! IT TAKES SO FUCKING LONG TO CUM! IT WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER IF WE COULD CUM FAST! WE COULD JERK OFF TO ALOT OF PORN AND CUM ALOT!!!

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Yeah call me a virgin again.

Yeah call me a virgin again. My girlfriend is sucking my dick RIGHT NOW and you wish you could have this treatment. oooooh yeah it feels good too if only a virgin like you could know this feeling, HA! Just knowing I can fuck on demand... Whenever I want... She’s still blowing me in fact and she has big boobs! well, what can I say? Just a regular day for me. I can’t imagine how jealous you must be.

Louise copypasta

Louise! Louise! Louise! Louiseeeeeeaawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!
Ahhhhh… aa… a, aahhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! Louise Louise Louiseeeeuuuuuuwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Ah Kunkakunka(sniff-sniff)! Kunkakunka(sniff-sniff)! SuuHaa(Breath in and out)! SuuHaa(Breath in and out)! Good smell…Kunkun(sniff-sniff)
Nhaah! I wanna Kunkakunka (sniff-sniff) Louise Francoise-tan's(tan = chan: add arfter first name) pink blond hair!  Kunkakunka (sniff-sniff)!AhaA!
Mistook! I wanna mofmof(fluffy-fluffy)! Mofmof(fluffy-fluffy)! Mofmof(fluffy-fluffy)! Hair hair Mofmof(fluffy-fluffy)! Karikarimofmof! Cuincuin(onomatope)
Louise on novel volume 12 was Cuuuutteeee! AaaAA!…AAA…AhAaAAAA!FaaAAAnnn!!
Congratulation 2nd season was on air! Louise-tan! AaAAAAA! Cute! Louise-tan! Cute! AhAAaAA!
Comic volume 2nd was sold and I'm happ… NooOOOOO!!! NyaaAAAAAAAN! GyaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(Aaaarrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh)!!!
GahhhaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAA! Comic is not real! Oh…novels and anime is too…
L o u i s e I s N o t R e a l? NyaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! UwaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA!
GetchaaaaaaaaaAAAAAA!!! Noooooooo! HaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAn! Uwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
This! Fxxk! I give up! I give up such a real(life)…te…what? Look? Illustlated Louise-tan is looking at me?
Illustlated Louise-tan is looking at me ! Louise-tan is watching me! Illustlated Louise-tan is looking at me !
Louise-tan on anime is watching me! I feel relieved… The world is not that bad!
Iyahhoooooooooooooo!!! Louise is with me! I did it, Kety! I can do it!
oh, comic's Louise-chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaaNnnn!!! NooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
AhAnAAhAAna, Ms Ann!!!! Si, Siestaaaaaaaaaaaa! HenriettaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! TabathaaaaaAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
UUtUuuUUU!!! May my wish to Louise! To Louise on Halkeginia!

Wangy wangy Wangi wangi

The infamous 'Wangy wangy' copypasta — Based on the original Louise copypasta

‘Wangy wangy’ or ‘Wangi wangi’ means fragrant in Indonesian. It loosely means sniff sniff or when you say someone smells good.

KEQINGG........... KEEEQIIING KEEQIING KEEEEEEEGIIIIIING AAAAAAAAA ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ WANGI WANGI WANGI WANGI HU HA HU HA HU HA, aaaah baunya KEQING wangi aku mau nyiumin aroma wanginya KEQING AAAAAAAAH ~~ Rambutnya.... aaah rambutnya juga pengen aku elus-elus ~~~~~ AAAAAH KEQING MANIS BANGET YAAMPUN ❤ ❤ ❤ dia JUGA PAKE STOCKING IMUT BANGET AAAAAAAAH KEQING LUCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU............ GUA BAKAL BAKAR DUIT 12 JUTA RUPIAH BUAT KEQING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH apa ? KEQING itu gak nyata ? Cuma karakter 2 dimensi katamu ? nggak, ngak ngak ngak ngak NGAAAAAAAAK GUA GAK PERCAYA ITU DIA NYATA NGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK MIHOYO BANGSAAAAAT !! GUA GAK PEDULI SAMA KENYATAAN POKOKNYA GAK PEDULI. KEQING ngeliat gw ... KEQING di laptop ngeliatin gw KEQING ... kamu percaya sama aku ? aaaaaaaaaaah syukur KEQING gak malu merelakan aku aaaaaah ❤ ❤ ❤ YEAAAAAAAAAAAH GUA MASIH PUNYA KEQING, SENDIRI PUN NGGAK MASALAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH KIRIMKANLAH CINTAKU PADA KEQING KIRIMKAN KE MIHOYO AAAAAAAAH

Ganyu Ganyu Ganyu ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ WANGI WANGI WANGI WANGI HU HA HU HA HU HA, aaaah baunya rambut Ganyu wangi aku mau nyiumin aroma wanginya Ganyu AAAAAAAAH ~ Rambutnya.... aaah rambutnya juga pengen aku elus-elus ~~~~ AAAAAH Ganyu keluar pertama kali di anime juga manis ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ banget AAAAAAAAH Ganyu AAAAA LUCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU............Ganyu AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH ❤️ ❤️ ❤️apa ? Ganyu itu gak nyata ? Cuma HALU katamu ? nggak, ngak ngak ngak ngak NGAAAAAAAAK GUA GAK PERCAYA ITU DIA NYATA NGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK PEDULI BANGSAAAAAT !! GUA GAK PEDULI SAMA KENYATAAN POKOKNYA GAK PEDULI. ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ Ganyu gw ...Ganyu di laptop ngeliatin gw, Ganyu .. kamu percaya sama aku ? aaaaaaaaaaah syukur Ganyu aku gak mau merelakan Ganyu aaaaaah ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ YEAAAAAAAAAAAH GUA MASIH PUNYA Ganyu SENDIRI PUN NGGAK SAMA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

MEGAWATI MEGAWATI MEGAWATI ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ WANGI WANGI WANGI WANGI HU HA HU HA HU HA, aaaah baunya rambut MEGAWATI wangi aku mau nyiumin aroma wanginya MEGAWATI AAAAAAAAH ~ Rambutnya.... aaah rambutnya juga pengen aku elus-elus ~~ AAAAAH MEGAWATI keluar pertama kali di anime juga manis ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ banget AAAAAAAAH MEGAWATI AAAAA LUCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU............MEGAWATI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH ❤️ ❤️ ❤️apa ? MEGAWATI itu gak nyata ? Cuma HALU katamu ? nggak, ngak ngak ngak ngak NGAAAAAAAAK GUA GAK PERCAYA ITU DIA NYATA NGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK PEDULI BANGSAAAAAT !! GUA GAK PEDULI SAMA KENYATAAN POKOKNYA GAK PEDULI. ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ MEGAWATI gw ...MEGAWATI di laptop ngeliatin gw, MEGAWATI .. kamu percaya sama aku ? aaaaaaaaaaah syukur MEGAWATI aku gak mau merelakan MEGAWATI aaaaaah ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ YEAAAAAAAAAAAH GUA MASIH PUNYA MEGAWATI SENDIRI PUN NGGAK SAMA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


KEQING........... KEQING KEQING KEQING AAAAAAAAA ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ WANGI WANGI WANGI WANGI HU HA HU HA HU HA, aaaah baunya KEQING wangi aku mau nyiumin aroma wanginya KEQING AAAAAAAAH ~~ Rambutnya.... aaah rambutnya juga pengen aku elus-elus ~~~~~ AAAAAH KEQING MANIS BANGET YAAMPUN ❤ ❤ ❤ dia JUGA PAKE STOCKING IMUT BANGET AAAAAAAAH KEQING LUCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU............ GUA BAKAL BAKAR DUIT 12 JUTA RUPIAH BUAT KEQING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH apa ? KEQING itu gak nyata ? Cuma karakter 2 dimensi katamu ? nggak, ngak ngak ngak ngak NGAAAAAAAAK GUA GAK PERCAYA ITU DIA NYATA NGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK MIHOYO BANGSAAAAAT !! GUA GAK PEDULI SAMA KENYATAAN POKOKNYA GAK PEDULI. KEQING ngeliat gw ... KEQING di laptop ngeliatin gw KEQING ... kamu percaya sama aku ? aaaaaaaaaaah syukur KEQING gak malu merelakan aku aaaaaah ❤ ❤ ❤ YEAAAAAAAAAAAH GUA MASIH PUNYA KEQING, SENDIRI PUN NGGAK MASALAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH KIRIMKANLAH CINTAKU PADA KEQING AAAAAAAAH