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UWOOOAAAAHHH SEEEEEGGGSSS!!!!

    SEEEEEGGGSSS copypasta
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    From a meme video of a Japanese man running on the road screaming about sex. The video has gained popularity due to its absurdity and being randomly recommended on Youtube.

    UWOOOAAAAHHH

SEEEEEGGGSSS!!!!

UWAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

SEEEEEGGGSSS!!!!

ORE WA SEKKUSU SURUN JANE!!!!

ORE GA, ORE JISHIN GA SHINRO SEKKUSU NI NARUN JA!!!!

SEEEEEGGGSSSS!!!!!!

YAMERO, RISU OMAE!

KONO IJOU WA

TAIRYOKU GA MOTANAI!

IYE!!!

ORE WA SEKKUSU NI NARU

ZETTAINI SEKKUSU NI NARUN DAAAA!!!

SEEEEEEEEGGGGSSS!!!!!!

SEEEEEEEEEEEGGGSSSS!!!!

YAMERU!!

SHINJIMAU TO RISU

OMAE INOCHI GA IKITE MO

TSUGITA SEKKUSU DEKIRU NARO GA!!!

URUSEE!!!!

ORE WA SHINDA TE SEKKUSU SURUN DA!!!

UWWWOOOOOO!!

SEEEEEEGGGGSSS
    うああああああせええええええええええええくす！

うああああああああああああ！せえええええええええええええええええええくす！

俺はセックスをするんじゃねえ！

俺が、俺自身が、真のセックスになるんだ！

せえええええええええええくす！！

やめろ、タケシお前これ以上は体力がもたない!

いや、俺はセックスになる!絶対にセックスになるんだ!

せええええええええええええくす！

せええええええくす！！！！

やめろ、死んじまうぞタケシ!

おめえ、命が尽きても、尽きたらセックスができねえだろうが!

うるせえ！俺は死んだってセックスをするんだ！

うあああああああああああああああああああ！せえええええええええええええええええええくす！

    Oooooooooooooooooh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxx! I ain't the one having sex! I'm gonna be the real definition of sex, myself! Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxx! Stop it, Takeshi, you don’t have enough strength to keep doing this! No, I’m gonna have sex. No, I'm gonna be sex master! Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxx! ！！！！Stop, you'll die, Takeshi! Even if you die, you won't be able to have sex! Shut up! I'm gonna have sex even when i’m dead! Aaaaahhhh! Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex!!!!

    Alternate JP version

    うをおおああああ

せええええっくす !!!!

うわあああああ!!!!

せええええっくす !!!!

おれわ、 せっくするんじゃね !!!!

おれが、 おれじしんが、しんのせっくす に なるん じゃ !!!!

せええええっくす !!!!!!

やめろ、 りす、おまえ !

これいじょうわたいりょく がもたない !

いぇえ !!!

おれわせっくすになる、ぜったいに せっくすになるん だあああ !!!

せえええええええっくす !!!!!!

せええええええええええっくす !!!!

やめろ !!

しんじまうぞ、りす

おまえいのちがいきても

つぎたせっくすできるなろが !!!

うるせえ !!!!

おれわしんだてせっくすするんだ !!!

うっをおおおおお !!

せえええええっくす！

    r/radioheadcirclejerk ruined the entirety of Kid A album for me.

      "Babe wake up, new Radiohead copypasta just dropped"
      Original post
      This fucking joke of a subreddit is the sole reason I can no longer listen to Kid A anymore.

This WAS my favourite album of all time, nevermind in the context of the Radiohead discography. The album is a masterpiece especially compared to today's pop trash on the radio. On my darkest days, I would put this album on and be moved to tears everytime.

But the fucking basement dwellers of r/radioheadcirclejerk have ruined any sense of enjoyment I had listening to the album. Mainly because of the stupid fucking meme of "HoLY SHIt GuYS hE SaID IcE AgE CoMInG Did ThOm YorkE PrEDicT tHe IcE aGe MoVie CoMIng OuT?!!??" And whenever I listen to the album and it gets to Idiotque, I break down in hysterics because all I can think of is that dumbass fucking meme and the subhuman trash populating that subreddit. It ruins and emotional weigh and meaning to the songs because it's clouded by their absolute stupidity.

I had to bring this up to my therapist because this album was so special to me and this whole experience psychologically damaged me.

I guess art is dead because people can't take art seriously anymore. They have to make it about some dead fucking meme or something and entirely devalue the art. This is the death of art happening before our very eyes, folks. And if you won't stand for the most influential artist of the century and not let their name be smeared by jokers of the internet, than you are not a true radiohead fan.

I want r/radioheadcirclejerk to be taken down because this is a disgrace to human expression and an assult on the psyche.

Fuck you and fuck your dumbass fucking memes. Radiohead deserves way better.

      Ballora’s cup size calculated

        Ballora from FNaF copypasta
        The Ballora blueprint confirms her to be 6.2 feet tall, so I measured the pixels of her body in the picture and found her to be 599 pixels in height

599 pixels = 6.2 feet

So this means

1 pixel = 0.010350584307179 feet

To measure cup size, one must measure the waist below the breast first

The front and back of her waist came to be a total of 122 pixels, now we'll measure the sides and add them up

Each side came to be 69 pixels (nice), which is a total of 260 pixels as her full waist measurement for below the breasts

This can be converted to 2.69115192 feet or 32.29382304 inches

Now, the next step of cup size calculation is to measure the nipple-level of the breast, so right where it horizontally peaks

The front and back of her chest came to 214 pixels

The sides combined calculated to 196 pixels, which brings a total of 410 pixels

This can be converted to 4.24373957 feet or 50.92487484 inches

Cup size is calculated by subtracting the chest size from the below-chest size, leaving a total of 18.6310518 inches

This difference would give her a cup size of R in Canada and the US, or Cup LL in the UK, or Cup W in the EU

Somebody get this woman clothes that fit

        Asmongold’s Brony Defence

          Asmongold on him being a brony
          Source for the clip
          "Listen. Just because I know who Rainbow Dash is, and I know what Equestria is, and Princess Celestia is, and I- I know uh, other things about the thing too probably I- probably I think about it, I don't know - Just because I know that stuff - Pinkie Pie, yeah, the- I don't- Look, it- I- I'm not- no, sounds like you know the story- of course, LISTEN, what do they say, keep your friends close and your enemies closer guys, t- remember- remember how they say that? Wh-what do you- wait, there's nothing wrong with this, it's- it's- that's, SEE? Look guys, yeah, TRUE, TRUE, yep, and absolutely not, nope we're downvoting this one, no, nope nope nope, that's not true, sus-"

          R/place Eggman Rant

            r/Place rant copypasta
            I've come to make an announcement: XQC is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fuckin art. That's right, he took his ugly ass lean pixel out and he pissed on my fucking art, and he said his lean was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: XQC, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dick looks like. That's right, baby. All tiles, no lean, no void — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my art, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck your lean. That's right this is what you get: MY SUPER LAZER CUM!! Except I'm not gonna cum on Your lean, I'm gonna go higher; I'M CUMMING ON THE r/PLACE! How do you like that, u/Chtorrr?! I CUMMED ON THE r/place, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the cum D R O P L E T S fills the fuckin place, now get outta my fucking sight, before I cum on you too

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