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I’m just messaging you to say holy fuck your car is clean

    Subaru owners copypasta
    Hey Girl!!! I'm just messaging you to say holy fuck your car is clean, you are definitely not a Subaru girl that Subaru guys hate, and I'm expecting awesome content because I'm sure you're in a few female Subaru groups. Anyway yeah, sick car, I am tempted to blobeye swap my bug wagon, And you have one of the clean-est female owned subarus I've seen so far!!!!

    thanks a lot you IDIOT. thanks a lot Rachel

      thanks a lot you IDIOT. thanks a lot Rachel, thanks a LOT. thanks to you my charger’s not charging on my iPad because it’s got used to YOUR iPad instead of mine. it’s not charging my iPad and it’s ALL. YOUR. FAULT. i hope you’re happy, because i’ve told mum.
      thanks 🙏🏼 🥹 a lot 🚛 you 🫵🏼 IDIOT. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤔🤪thanks a lot 🥰😊 Rachel 👧🏼, thanks a LOT. 🤬😤thanks to you 🫵🏼🙋🏼‍♀️ my charger’s 🔌🪫🔋 not 🚫👎🏻 charging 🪫on my iPad 📲💻 because ➡️ it’s got used to 👍🏻👌🏻YOUR iPad 📱🖱️🖥️ instead of 🚫➡️✅mine. 🙈 it’s not charging ⛔️📵⚡️ my iPad 📲👾⌨️ and it’s ALL. 📊 YOUR. 🫵🏼 FAULT. 👩🏻‍⚖️👮🏻‍♀️ i hope 🙏🏼🤞🏼 you’re 🫵🏼🤡 happy, 🥰😅😁🌈 because ⏱️ i’ve ☝🏼 told 🎙️🗣️mum. 👩‍👧💃🏻
      Thanks a lot you
      IDEOTT
      Thanks a lot
      Reychel 
      Thanks a lot
      Thanks to you
      meah chaga’s not
      Chaging on meah i peahd
      Pecuzit’s gott used to yoar ipeahd 
      Instead of meighn
      S’ not chagin meah ipeahd 
      And’is OALL YOAR FAULT
      EI HOAP YOA’RE HEAPPEH
      Be’cuzive told mom-

      Pantheon of Hallownest

        Pantheon of Hallownest speedrun intro
        The Pantheon of Hallownest is a challenge from a game called Hollow Knight where the player takes upon all the bosses in a row. If they ever die, they reset at boss 1. Which can be really painful since each attempt can take around 40 minutes. The thing is that all the bosses have been faced before except the final boss which is the hardest boss in the Pantheon, which means it's also the hardest in the game.
        
        When the player starts, they will fight a couple bosses then have a bench are to get to max soul and HP. Plus being abme to change their charms for the next fights. These happen about every 5 bosses except for the first 5. If the player has completed 8 separate bindings on the previous 4 pantheons, the player can also get lifeblood mask which is bonus health so the soul can be used for other stuff instead of healing.
        
        Each of the bosses order is a combination of the previous 4, with the first 30 bosses being in close accuracy to the first 3 pantheons. While the last 12 are not even close to being the same order.
        
        Once the player reaches the end, they take upon the end. The final 2 bosses in the game. The pressure they feel is unreal. Knowing if they die, they gotta reset it all from boss 1. The battle starts with the first boss, if they beat it. The final boss, and the hardest one, begins. If they survive long enough and deliver the final blow, they join 1.6% of people who actually have beaten it.

        MFW I’ve been sucking a man’s cock

          be me
          21
          super straight male
          get horny one night and decide to go use the local glory hole
          actually kinda enjoy it
          half way through person on the other side moans
          it's a guy's moan
          realize ive been sucking a man's cock this entire time
          mfw

          My best friend came out gay to me.

            Me and my friend have known each other for more than 5+ years, and we would always joke and call each other "homiesexuals", until yesterday where he came out as gay and said he developed feelings for me, im straight but what should i do? i dont wanna lose my friendship with him

            I take off all my clothes

              I take off all my clothes, furiously masturbate thinking about how much better I am for sleeping naked, swing my flaccid dick around four times counter clockwise, three times clockwise, then I assume a gymnasts starting pose and do a backflip into my bed, then I spend 20 minutes finding the perfect applause stock audio on YouTube so I can feel fulfilment for once in my life. Then I snuggle up under the covers, assume a fetal position, then I reach around and tickle my massive balls as I drift into sleep.