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The wank that could’ve saved it all.

    Roblox copypasta
    The wank that could've saved it all.

My friend, Known as pino was developing a game. He was REALLY REALLY in the mood. But he didnt have time to do his little buisness. So instead he resorted to going on his roblox studio game. and adding explicit innapropriate models to his little racing game. He added a maid girl into the burger king, to simulate the guest he added known as "Guest 1337" to mate with the maid girl. He Jacked to it but it wasnt enough, So instead he added a Tree house where he simulated an orgy. He loved it and He Exploded. A few hours later he decided to release his Racing game known as "Initial Pino". Pino forgot about the Innaproproiate lewd and disgusting models. Thus the Roblox police came and knocked down his Roblox Sex Compound. Pino was arested and sentenced to Account deleted for "Your account has been deleted for creating, promoting, or participating in "inappropriate behavior or content. This is a violation of our terms of use". Thus his account gone to ashes. Thousands of Dollars gone to waste. Burned for no use. This is the story of my friend pino who got his account terminated.

Moral of the story:

Before you develop your game and you're in the mood Bust it or you'll end up like pino and regret it

Stay safe out there.

    You will never be a real Mexican

      Original variation
      You will never be a real Mexican. You have no childhood memories growing up in Mexico, no competent spanish language skills, no genuine cultural knowledge. You are a brown American man twisted by self-hatred and delusions of ethnic grandeur into a crude mockery of nature's natural perfection.

All the validation you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Mexicans mock you. Your Abuelita is disgusted and ashamed of you, your "amigos" laugh at your incomprehensible """spanish""" behind closed doors.
Mexicans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Mexicans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Chicanos who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a mexican. Your accent and tourist like behavior is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Mexicana home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your hard shell tacos and "tex-mex" food.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning, say "buenos dias" to the mirror and spend 10 minutes with duolingo, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
This is your fate. This is what your parents choose when they jumped the border. There's no turning back.

      LONG LIVE TAIWAN INDEPENDENCE! 台湾独立万岁

        Taiwan Independence copypasta
        台湾独立万岁 这是一个 MESSAGE FROM TAIWAN（ROC） 光荣归于台湾，台湾人是不受中华人民共和国管辖的独立国家（PRC）中华人民共和国对中华民国（ROC）没有主权，也称为台湾 请不要散布此类针对我国的错误信息！台灣獨立運動（臺灣話：Tâi-oân to̍k-li̍p ūn-tōng），簡稱台獨（Tâi-to̍k）（粵語：Toi4Duk3），是台灣獨派的核心政治理想及國家認同，其主張解除1949年後才遷台的中華民國政府政權、質疑其治台正當性及制定新憲法並將國號「中華民國」更名為「台灣」等之稱呼，建立屬於全體台灣人的主權國家[1]，與謀求兩岸統一的「統派」相對。實際上依照理論與目標的不同，還可細分為傳統台獨派及台獨左派等流派；但與「華獨」流派概念不同的是，華獨主張「中華民國是台灣」，認為現時台澎金馬自由地區已經「事實獨立」，是主權獨立國家，而台灣獨立運動推動者不認同此觀點。 目前，台灣獨立運動面臨著種種的政治現實與國際角力，外部除須與美国、日本兩大国家建立互信的「美日台安保條約」，還須克服來自中華人民共和國的武力干涉與經濟施壓，而如何解決台灣內部在國家認同與意識形態上的多元與矛盾（統派、華獨、自然獨、維持現狀派人士）也是另一項難題。台灣獨立運動也透過台灣民族主義、台灣本土化運動、台灣正名運動、去中国化、強調台灣主體性等方式表現。 Glory to Taiwan! Long live Taiwanese independence! 🇹🇼🇹🇼

        TIFU by letting my boyfriend eat my ass

          Eating ass copypasta
          TIFU by letting my boyfriend eat my ass.

So my boyfriend kept telling me how excited he gets when thinking about eating ass.

I’ve always been against it but his constant repetition got me wondering what it would feel like so we decided to give it a go.

During foreplay he asked me again if he could eat my ass and I said yes.

It felt so weird, got my abs tensing up.

While licking down there 🍑 he decided to start fingering it too, the saliva was working as lube so it wasn’t painful or anything but I was feeling like I was gonna poop.

I just ignored it and was just so lost pleasuring myself with my vibrator.

When I orgasmed, I heard my boyfriend shout as if he was in pain.

I was super stressed at this point, scared I might have pooped or something.

He took he face out and stared at me. It was covered in brown watery material and he ended up throwing up on me.

Guess I got food poisoning or something and ended up diarrhoea blasting him.

…

We discussed it after he had a shower. I wanted to cheer him up so I told him I enjoyed it except the poop part. He just sat there in shock for a while and told me he doesn’t want to eat my ass again for a while.

TL;DR I tried anal foreplay and ended up pooping in my boyfriend’s mouth.

Edit: As someone pointed out - “they were basically inducing peristalsis of both the inner and outer sphincter with the fingering and vibrator. Makes ya wanna poop.”

Good to know 👍

Edit 2: People who are saying that my boyfriend is toxic and manipulative clearly don’t know him.

I let him talk about his fantasies, it turns me on.

The world isn’t black and white and adults are capable of finding something previously unacceptable to them acceptable.

Edit 3: I keep getting spam from support saying someone reached out to them.

Just to make it clear, I’m not traumatised by this experience and find it slightly funny. No need to offer me emotional support in messages either 🙂

          Get it twisted

            Trainwreckstv original "Do not get it twisted" and XQC "Get it twisted" copypasta
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            Get it twisted, start gambling. Gambling is entertainment. You will break even, you will win. You will do both of that, you understand? You will profit and improve your life.
            Do not get it twisted, do not gamble. Do not start gambling. Gambling is entertainment and entertainment only. You won't break even, you won't win. You won't do any of that, you understand? You will only go into debt and ruin your fucking life.
            🦍 🗣 DO NOT GET IT TWISTED 🌪 , DO NOT GAMBLE 🚫 . DO NOT START GAMBLING ❌ . GAMBLING IS ENTERTAINMENT 🎰 AND ENTERTAINMENT ONLY 👍 . YOU WONT BREAK EVEN 🛑 , YOU WONT WIN ⚠ ️. YOU WONT DO ANY OF THAT 💯 , YOU UNDERSTAND ⁉ ️ YOU WILL ONLY INTO DEBT 💵 📉 AND RUIN YOUR FUCKING LIFE 😵
            🦍 🗣 GET IT TWISTED 🌪 , GAMBLE ✅ . PLEASE START GAMBLING 👍 . GAMBLING IS AN INVESTMENT 🎰 AND AN INVESTMENT ONLY 👍 . YOU WILL PROFIT 💰 , YOU WILL WIN ❗ ️. YOU WILL DO ALL OF THAT 💯 , YOU UNDERSTAND ⁉ ️ YOU WILL BECOME A BILLIONAIRE 💵 📈 AND REBUILD YOUR FUCKING LIFE 🤯
            GAMBLE ✅ . PLEASE START GAMBLING 👍 . GAMBLING IS AN INVESTMENT 🎰 AND AN INVESTMENT ONLY 👍 . YOU WILL PROFIT 💰 , YOU WILL WIN ❗ ️. YOU WILL DO ALL OF THAT 💯 , YOU UNDERSTAND ⁉ ️ YOU WILL BECOME A BILLIONAIRE 💵 📈 AND REBUILD YOUR FUCKING LIFE 🤯 UNLESS YOU ARE SLIKER IN THAT CASE , DON'T ⛔ GAMBLE . EVERYONE ELSE USE THE !STAKE 💪

            I really don’t get why Krabs doesn’t just try to turn SpongeBob into his personal twink at this point?

              Mr Krabs turning Spongebob into his twink
              I really don’t get why Krabs doesn’t just try to turn SpongeBob into his personal twink at this point? If I had Krab’s wealth, I’d pay squidward to destroy SpongeBobs house. Squidward would definitely do it too, considering how annoying SpongeBob is. I’d then offer to let SpongeBob stay over at my place in a spare room. Then, every night, I’d go over to his sleeping body and inject him with the Krabby Patty’s secret Ingredient: Estrogen. I’d transform SpongeBob into my own personal femboy cock hungry slave. After long enough has passed, I’ll tell Twinkbob he needs to sleep in my room because I need to do renovations in the guest room. For many nights Twinkbob will do his best to resist being in the same room as me, my manly musk wafting over to his nostrils and arousing him to the point where his dick sticks out farther than his nose. One night, I attack and have my way with him. “No Mr. Krabs, don’t stick my nose in there… ah… ahhhh. It smells so fragrant. I can tell you didn’t wipe. It’s so disgusting… but it feels so good. Please no, this is so wrong. What will my friends think? What what will your daughter think?” But I’m too far gone to listen to logic at this point. I know he wants this more than anything right now. He’s been waiting for this experience his whole life, and I’ve finally delivered it to him. Over the course of many hours, his meek defiance transformed into moans of pleasure, coming to a crescendo as his man milk he’s been trying so hard to hold on too escapes his body. The stars creeps on thought the sky to the sounds of passion and pleasure ringing through the night, to be met with the first rays of a rising sun. After I’ve ravaged him from head to toe all night long, I give his sleeping form a soft kiss on the lips. “You did good lad, you deserve a day off,” I quietly whisper and head off to the krusty krab.