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BFD by Devin Millar

    BFD song
    MV source
    I got a big fat dick Yes I got a big-big fat dick A big fat dick! I'm a winner, I'm a winner Oh yes I am! A big fat dick! It's hard, it's snuggly And white-y. A big fat dick! Now get a kick off my big fat dick!

    BFD lyrics

    You know you want something
Stay and I want your company
Now lick it, now lick it
Everyone loves a huge loving part
All the girls squeal
You won't wanna bear apart
Now lick it, now lick i-I-I-t!

It's so yummy
It's so delicious
That's why you want me
Now lick it, now lick it

It's so sweet-y
You so need me
I want you to do it
Now lick it, now lick I-It

I got a big fat dick
Yes I got a big-big fat dick
A big fat dick!
I'm a winner, I'm a winner
Oh yes I am!

A big fat dick!
It's hard, it's snuggly
And white-y. A big fat dick!

Now get a kick off my big fat dick!

Come take a dive my flower
It makes even bad boys cower
No matter who you are I see
Everybody wants a piece of me
Black dudes be like nigga lick me please
Haters call me a faggot
And they lick my dick cheese

It's so yummy
It's so delicious
That's why you want me
Now lick it, now lick it

It's so sweet-y
You so need me
I want you to do it
Now lick it, now lick I-It

I got a big fat dick
Yes I got a big-big fat dick
A big fat dick!
I'm a winner, I'm a winner
Oh yes I am!

A big fat dick!
It's hard, it's snuggly
And white-y. A big fat dick!

Now get a kick off my big fat dick!

It's so yummy
It's so delicious
That's why you want me
Now lick it, now lick it

It's so sweet-y
You so need me
I want you to do it
Now lick it, now lick I-It

I got a big fat dick
Yes I got a big-big fat dick
A big fat dick!
I'm a winner, I'm a winner
Oh yes I am!

A big fat dick!
It's hard, it's snuggly
And white-y. A big fat dick!

Now get a kick off my big fat dick!

A big fat dick!
A big fat dick!

I got a big fat dick
Yes I got a big-big fat dick
A big fat dick!
I'm a winner, I'm a winner
Oh yes I am!

A big fat dick!

    BFD Christian version

    You know you want something

Stay I want your company

Now love him now love him now love him

Everyone loves a huge loving church

Everyone come and everyone can be heard

Now love him now love him

Hes so wonderful hes come for us

Thats why we want him

Now love him now love him

Hes so holy within

You so need him

Welcome to the church

We got a big hearted god

Yes we got a big big hearted god

A big hearted god

We could be sinners could be sinners

Oh yes we are

A big hearted god

Hes got the world in his hands

A big hearted god

Now lets praise him with all our love

    Light. Do you want to have sex?

      Deathnote copypasta
      "Light. Do you want to have sex?"


Light almost choked on his sip of coffee. Think. He had to play this strategically.


If I immediately say no, he'll definitely think I'm Kira. It's too obvious. Would Kira have gay sex? Kira would never let himself be in a position so vulnerable, never mind gay or not. Though... Would he? Kira, albeit drawn from me, is a concept who exists in a divorced state. While I may not jump at the opportunity for sex, someone such as Kira may see it as a show of power. So if I declined here, L may suspect that I don't want to come off as too power-hungry, and accuse me of being Kira.


I have to go through with it. I don't have a good enough reason to reject him.


But if I say yes, that still points towards Kira, who could use the argument that "a hole is a hole" and therefore top. No, if I suggest topping, he'll definitely think I'm Kira. But wait. That's it.


I'll take his dick up my ass, proving that I am neither homophobic nor Kira.


L, in the meantime, ate his cake without so much as giving it a second thought. His trap was well-laid and well-prepared.


If Light asks me to top, he's definitely Kira.

      God I hate r/Ukraine

        r/Ukraine is a subreddit focused on the ongoings of Ukraine
        God I hate r/Ukraine its full of western suburb kids who are so stupid and such nps that they believe that al Russians are guilty for being russian.

“Dude protest putin” “Dude just overthrow the government”

Are these people actually that retarted, do they think they can just except people to throw their life away for protesting the government or get themselves killed for organising a coup. Even if al Russian are Ukrainian hating nationalist, considering the huge propaganda machine Russia has I am still not gonna consider them responsible for their own thoughts. Fuck r/Ukraine and al the western dumbfucks who lack critical thinking or empathy and in most cases both. (Bdw never saw the same responds from these fuckers when it was the us invading iraq but then it wasn’t their fault but the media yeah sure

        Reggie the Mouse

          The infamous Reggie copypasta
          SFW source
          Hi! My name is Reggie! I like guys. I... really like guys. There's just something about them. I like their touch, their smell, their... taste. I like to be taken from behind. (To feel them push their way inside me.) I like it when they call me cute as they thrust into me, feeling the heat of their breath on the back of my neck. I like... Oh, I'm sorry, I got myself all worked up. Would you like to help me cool down?
          Discord Version 1
          Hi, my name is Reggie! :stuck_out_tongue: I like guys. I... really like guys. :weary::lips: There's just something about them. :relieved::flushed: Their touch, :ok_hand: their smell, :nose: their... taste. :tongue: I like to be taken from behind. :kiss_mm: :sweat_drops: I like when they call me cute as they thrust into me, :heart_eyes: :flushed: feeling the heat :fire: of their breath :weary: on the back of my neck. I like... Oh, sorry, :flushed: I got myself all worked up. :wink: Would you like to help me cool down? :wink: :sweat_drops:
          Discord Version 2
          :mouse2: Hi! My name is Reggie! :stuck_out_tongue: I like guys. I... really like guys. :weary::lips: There's just something about them. :relieved::flushed: Their touch, :ok_hand: their smell, :nose: their... taste. :tongue: I like to be taken from behind. :kiss_mm: :sweat_drops: (To feel them push their way inside me. :dizzy_face: ) I like when they call me cute as they thrust into me, :heart_eyes: :flushed: feeling the heat :fire: of their breath :weary: on the back of my neck. I like... Oh, sorry, :flushed: I got myself all worked up. :wink: Would you like to help me cool down? :wink: :sweat_drops:

          I only play true ethical SSF hardcore

            The famous Path of Exile copypasta
            I only play true ethical SSF hardcore. I delete every meta unique I find because it is unethical to keep it. When my character dies, I delete every item in every stash tab because it's not true ethical SSF hardcore otherwise. I Vorici break every six-link I land because it is unrealistic to ever six-link an item in true ethical SSF hardcore. I skip the Labyrinth because Ascendency Classes are unethical powerhouses. Every time a Vaal Orb drops, I immediately use it on a randomly equipped piece of gear to increase the challenge. I've had global chat and trade chat disabled since I got my beta invite back in 0.9.2d, the Merveil fireball optimisation and curse duration patch, because player interaction gave too much advantage. I've sent at least 84 emails to GGG support over the years asking for unlimited ignore player space so I can make sure that no one talks to me when I'm in town. I read and listen to every lorestone, notes, books to fully immerse myself in the true ethical SSF hardcore experience. Every time I go into this general and read the word "meta", "trading", "blade flurry", "clear speed", "Headhunter", so on and so on, I make sure to thrust my giant vibrating dildo one to three times to punish myself accordingly for tainting my TESSFHC experience. I've stolen at least a dozen credit cards from my parents to pay for the 3,250 normal stash tabs that I have to show my support for GGG and the true hardcore game that they have developed. It deeply saddens me that PT left, he was the only one that spoke only truth. Why do you self-proclaimed SSF hardcores even try to pretend that you're truly SSF hardcore? You make me fucking sick.

            Got a Problem?…Solve It!

              Got a Problem?...Solve It! Think I'm Tripping?...Tie My Shoe!
              Got a Problem?...Solve It! ♥ ♥Think I'm Tripping?...Tie My Shoe! ♥ ♥Can't Stand Me?...Sit Down! ♥ ♥Can't Face Me?...Well Turn Around! ♥ ♥Think I'm ugly...Don't look at me♥ ♥Don't like my style...Who said I liked yours?♥ ♥Don't know me...Don't judge me♥ ♥Think you know me?...You have no idea.♥♥ ¢alling me FAKE won't make you REAL, ¢alling me D U M B won't make you SMART, ¢alling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, ¢alling me WEIRD won't make you COOL, ¢alling me WEAK WON'T make you STRONG. ♛Keep Low♛ ♚Move Fast♚✝️If you believe in J. Christ put this on our profile. Don't just ignore this because it says in the Bible if you deny him,he will deny you in front of his father in the gates of heaven.This is the simplest test. If you love god and you are not ashamed of it,copy and paste it into your profile. God will smile at you 😍😀😎
              Got a Problem?...Solve It! ♥ ♥Think I'm Tripping?...Tie My Shoe! ♥ ♥Can't Stand Me?...Sit Down! ♥ ♥Can't Face Me?...Well Turn Around! ♥ ♥Think I'm ugly...Don't look at me♥ ♥Don't like my style...Who said I liked yours?♥ ♥Don't know me...Don't judge me♥ ♥Think you know me?...You have no idea.♥♥ ¢alling me FAKE won't make you REAL, ¢alling me D U M B won't make you SMART, ¢alling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, ¢alling me WEIRD won't make you COOL, ¢alling me WEAK WON'T make you STRONG.