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My girlfriend broke up with me because I watch the show big mouth

    So I was snapping my girlfriend and sent her a picture of my computer screen where I was watching big mouth and she replied with a long message about how only "perverted pedophiles" watch that show and she no longer wanted nothing to do with me.. literally blocked me on everything and I feel so fucking sad. I love this girl and the tears won't stop coming. She didn't even give me a chance to explain myself, I know that show isn't for everyone, but I like it. If she wanted me to stop watching it I'd do it in a heartbeat.. never thought a show would be the reason I lose the girl I love. Is there any way to fix this?

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      城头的烽火，总是这样熄了又燃。日落飞锦绣长河，天地壮我行色。征蓬未定，甲胄在身。但凭差遣。看看这眼前，风光无限，可惜做了战场。​形不成​形，意不在意，再回去练练吧！👊🏻千招百式在一息！👊🏻劲发江潮落，气收秋毫平！👊🏻你们解决问题，还是只会仰仗干戈吗？！👊🏻劲发江潮落，气收秋毫平！👊🏻形不成形！劲发江潮落！👊🏻👊🏻劲发江潮落，气收秋毫平！👊🏻千招百式在一息！👊🏻劲发江潮落，气收秋毫平！👊🏻千招百式在一息！劲发江潮落！👊🏻你们解决问题，还是👊🏻👊🏻征鼔一声全军动，掬罢黄沙浣铁衣......好一场大胜！👍🏻形不成形，意不在意，再回去练练吧！👊🏻千招百式在一息！👊🏻劲发江潮落，气收秋毫平！👊🏻​你们解决问​题，还是只会仰仗干戈吗？！👊🏻劲发江潮落，气收秋毫平！👊🏻形不成形！劲发江潮落！👊🏻👊🏻劲发江潮落，气收秋毫平！👊🏻千招百式在一息！👊🏻劲发江潮落，气收秋毫平！👊🏻千招百式在一息！劲发江潮落！👊🏻你们解决问题，还是👊🏻👊🏻征鼔一声全军动，掬罢黄沙浣铁衣......好一场大胜！👍🏻​形不成形，意不在意，再回去练练吧！👊🏻千招百式在一息！👊🏻劲发江潮落，气收秋毫平！👊🏻​你们解决问​题，还是只会仰仗干戈吗？！👊🏻劲发江潮落，气收秋毫平！👊🏻形不成形！劲发江潮落！👊🏻👊🏻劲发江潮落，气收秋毫平！👊🏻千招百式在一息！👊🏻劲发江潮落，气收秋毫平！👊🏻千招百式在一息！劲发江潮落！👊🏻你们解决问题，还是👊🏻👊🏻征鼔一声全军动，掬罢黄沙浣铁衣......好一场大胜！👍🏻

      I accidentally drank my cum jar

        Let me explain. This was about three months ago. I used to have a cum jar (because of a pornography addiction) that was hidden under my bed. It was what I think to be about 1 AM. I had fallen out of my bed and woke up. I had a SEVERE fucking throat ache. I saw my cum jar under the bed, but I thought it was milk (I have milk in my room). My dumbass didn't think to recognize that the milk was in a glass jar and since I was super tired I thought I had a bottle from like the milkman or some shit (can't exactly remember). I open it, drink it, and think "damn, this is good fucking milk". I quickly chug the rest of the jar and go to sleep. Next morning I wake up, get out of bed and notice a tipped over mason jar with semen leaking out. as I'm sitting there thinking "how could this happen?" I remember that glass of milk I had last night. That's how I drank my own cum jar.

        Matt Walsh Hates Your Goats

          Matt Walsh on Pygmy goat and his wife
          The other night, my wife “went to bed” because she was “tired,” so I assumed she was asleep until I saw her tweet this: "Who in the Nashville area is selling Pygmy goats? I want to get two in a few months. Anyone have a wait list on litters? In my spare time, I’m going to have a hobby farm. Husband/farmer not included.”

So she's supposed to be sleeping but, instead, she's awake researching goats for the goat farm that she wants to have but will not have because this is not happening. I have lost every argument in my house about animals that we've ever had. We ended up getting every single animal I said I didn't want— from cats to dogs to chickens, so I realize that my record is not good. But on this, I will prevail.

I'm telling you right now, if you live in the Nashville area, do not give this woman your goats. Don't do it. Your goats are not welcome on my property, I don't care what she says. You will not be sending them to a loving home. I hate your goats and I don't want them. You will be sending your goat off to its demise… while my wife was researching for her hypothetical goat farm, I was looking at recipes for goat stew. Can’t say I didn’t warn you.

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