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LONG HAVE WE WAITED

    KAPPA OUTDATED 
POGCHAMP OVERRATED 
LONG HAVE WE WAITED 
NOW WE JEBAITED 
    Jebaited KAPPA OUTDATED Jebaited POGCHAMP OVERRATED Jebaited LONG HAVE WE WAITED Jebaited NOW WE JEBAITED Jebaited

    Where the ‘LONG HAVE WE WAITED’ copypasta came from

    The Jebaited emote

    Originally it was a twitch chat pasta from when twitch added an emote of the founder of CEO gaming, mister Jebailey, called Jebaited.

    This leads to a copypasta being spammed on twitch about how it was to make other emotes outdated. Different variations are often used in Esports

    Valorant

    ASTRA OVERATED
LIQUID EVAPORATED 
LONG HAVE WE WAITED 
EU DEACTIVATED

    CSGO

    ALLU JEBAITED

JAMPPI OUTDATED

SUNNY ASSASSINATED

SERGEJ DOMINATED

AERIAL DESECRATED

ENCE HUMILIATED

SEXI-B LUBRICATED

LONG HAVE WE WAITED

OG IS ACTIVATED

    My wife’s boyfriend is so cool

      My wife started dating Tyrone right after we got married, they like to exercise in the other room, they're always really loud, Tyrone lets me play Fortnite and watch Ninja while they exercise. He also lets me sleep in the other room while he sleeps with my wife, and sometimes lets me stay up past 8pm. Last week he said I've been really good and that he'll buy me Cyberpunk. Tyrone is so cool!!!

      El novio de mi esposa es muy cool!!

        Mi esposa empezó a salir con Diego después de que ella y yo nos casáramos, Diego es muy cool. Les gusta ejercitarse en el cuarto de al lado, a veces son algo ruidosos, Diego me deja jugar Valorant y ver streams de TenZ y Tarik mientras ellos hacen ejercicio. Él me deja dormir en el otro cuarto mientras el duerme con mi esposa y lo mejor de todo es que me deja estar despierto después de la 8 pm, Diego es demasiado cool. La semana pasada me dijo que he sido un buen muchacho y que me iba a comprar una skin de Valorant. Diego es muy cool!!

        English version

        My wife started dating Diego after she and I got married, Diego is very cool. They like to exercise in the next room, sometimes they are a bit noisy, Diego lets me play Valorant and watch TenZ and Tarik streams while they exercise. He lets me sleep in the other room while he sleeps with my wife and best of all, he lets me stay up after 8 pm, Diego is so cool. Last week he told me that I have been a good boy and that he was going to buy me a Valorant skin. Diego is very cool!!

        Peppino Is At Your Door

          Source
          Hey kid! Its me Peppino Spaghetti your favorite character. I need you to come and help me stop Pepperman and The Noise. They're up to no good again, and I need your help. C'mon and open the door and step outside. Gustavo and Brick are outside in my car; you can come and meet them too. Just open your door and come outside. Don't you wanna help me and the gang defeat Pizzaface and save my restaurant? Come on kid, just open your door and come outside. Maybe we'll even release a post-launch update making Snick playable again, just like in the SAGE 2019 Demo. Come on kid, your kind of getting on my nerves here. Open the door. OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR.

          Empress Bulblax

            Pikmin Bulblax copypasta
            Now that i think about it, the empress bulblax might have been the source of this fetish i have, I played pikmin 2 as young as 7 and always found the way that the empress gives birth a little charming and sexy, and it just kept happening too which was a little exciting for young lil me, might also be the reason i like twin/triplet births rather than solo births as well; TL:DR: empress bulblax probably gave me a birth fetish

            Is it gay that I masturbate with my friends?

              I and two of my friend, we collect sex videos from different sources like movies, telegram etc. Once in a week they come to my house with those sex videos. They come when other family members are not home. The first thing they donis take of their clothes and then we watch sex videos while we masturbate. We don't do anything gay with each other except looking at our dicks. We don't even watch gay porn. Edit: This is how it started: We used to watch porn together. One day one of our friend shared his family members nudes and we got really horny that day and one of our friend started jerking off. Two of use were in kind of Shock but After that day we slowly became comfortable enough to jerk off naked while watching porn.