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    im 🙋🏽 blue 🟦

    It’s VIRGHOE♍️🥵 SEASON

      Aeons ago🗓, quoth the legends📖, from the cavernous🕳 maw👄 of Chaos❤️‍🔥 was born thiccc-🅱️osomed Gaia🌏, transmundane MILF👩‍🍼👀🥺 extraordinaire😈🔥. Unable to stifle her insatiable🤤 thirst🍼, she succ👅umbed to the gargantuan phallus🍆 of the universe🌌 in a celestially🌠 orgasmic😵‍💫🌭💦 event later described as the 🅱️ig 🅱️ang😍🥵. From Mommy😳 Gaia's luscious💕 loins🦵👶🦵 gushed😫💦 forth our galaxy🌟 as we know it, positioning all of the heavenly👼🥴 bodies🫁🦶🍆 for our voyeuristic🔭 pleasure😩. Today, we celebrate😘🍾 the fruits🍍🍇🥭 of her nebulussy😻👾 on this, the start of VIRGHOE😛😏♍️ SEASON‼️ Despite the puritanical✝️ connotations of the name, the true spirit👻 of Virghoe👅 Season lies in the position of Uranus🍑 relative to the ass-ending😵 Scorpenis🥒♏️ of Taurus♉️🐂 (watch out👁 for those bull🐮 balls🏀⚽️💦💦💦). One may also consider in this equation➗️ the glistening💧 leviathan🐙 dong🍆 of Aquarius♒️ penetrating the ass🍑tral plane and the sheer force with which Aries♈️ will ram🐏 the black hole🕳 that formed during the venereal🐈 equinox🌞🌚. If the gods smile😀 fortunately upon us, you may even be blessed🙌 with the celestial twin👬cest🥵 of the Gemini♊️. Send this to 1️⃣7️⃣ of your most amorous💞 ass🍑trological amigos🛰🔆: if you get 0️⃣-5️⃣ back, you are the Zodiac♌️ Killer's🗡 next target🎯. If you get 5️⃣-🔟 back, it's a sign♓️♐️ of good balance♎️ in your cock🍆mic energies😌. If you get 🔟➕️ back, your whore😜oscope predicts a level of fulfill🍆ment that's off the charts⛎️♋️‼️

      RIP 🙏🏻 PLUTO 🚀

        Hey you 👽space 💫🛸whores 👅! In remembrance of our baddest bitch 🔥💁🏻‍♀️ Pluto being demoted 1️⃣6️⃣ years ago, lets get 🫦 NASAty 🍆💦 Strap on your rocket 🚀 and make sure to go beyond the astroid ☄️☄️ belt to the gASS 🪐🍑 giants 👀 and explore 🔭 the rings ⭕️👅💦 of Uranus 🍑 Beware to not get sucked 🤤 into the black hole 🍑 😳Make sure not 🙅🏽‍♀️🛑 to FAKE ‼️it like the 🌙 moon 🌙 landing 🛸 Send this to 🔟 of your starry 💫💫 CUNTstellations 🫦💦 If you get 9️⃣ back, you’re astroNAUGHTY 👀🍆🍑 If you get 5️⃣ back, your helmet 👨🏻‍🚀game 👅is out of this world 🌎 🤯🤤 If you get 0️⃣ back, you’re being demoted 💀👎🏼

        ITS CORN🌽

          ITS CORN 🌽 A BIG🌽 LUMP WITH KNOBS🕹IT HAS THE JUICE🧃(✨ 𝐼𝓉 𝒽𝒶𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝒾𝒸𝑒✨) I CANT ❌IMAGINE🧠A MORE ✨BEAUTIFUL✨THING ITS 🌽CORN🌽 I CAN TELL 📞YOU ALL ABOUT IT 📚 I MEAN LOOK👀AT THIS THING🌽 WHEN I TRIED IT WITH 🧈 BUTTER EVERYTHING CHANGED 💥

          The Only Thing I Know for Real

            Memories broken
            The truth goes unspoken
            I’ve even forgotten my name
            
            I don’t know the season
            Or what is the reason
            I’m standing here holding my blade
            
            A desolate place
            Without any trace
            It’s only the cold wind I feel
            
            It’s me that I spite
            As I stand up and fight
            The only thing I know for real
            
            There will be blood-shed
            The man in the mirror nods his head
            
            The only one left
            Will ride upon the dragon’s back
            
            Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
            Oh no
            There will be blood-shed
            It’s the only thing I’ve ever known
            
            Losing my identity
            Wondering have I gone insane
            To find the truth in front of me
            I must climb this mountain range
            Looking downward from this deadly height
            And never realizing why I fight 

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