Teenager allegedly masturbated a jaw-dropping 56 times non-stop before dying of a heart attack, in the process, even breaking the world record and was awarded a world record certificate by a Guinness representative who later arrived at the home.
Jerome Carpenter was found dead in his bedroom after apparently masturbating too much. It is speculated that Jerome was suffering from depression due to being “extremely lonely”.
Jerome’s mother called Portland police after discovering his corpse in his room. Jerome’s mother told Huzlers reporters “one hour passed since I had called him down for lunch, Jerome was the kind of boy to steal food off your plate when you were not looking, I knew something was wrong when he didn’t come down to eat, he was a great kid,” she finished as she began to cry.
Police arrived at the home about an hour after Ms. Carpenter called them. Officer Dean Marrow told Huzler reporters what they saw when they opened Jerome’s bedroom door. “The young man was on his bed… his penis was detached from his body, it must have been so intense it just came off his body, we found his penis gripped in his left hand so tightly we couldn’t get it out, it was tragic.”
Investigators are still investigating the case for more information. Jerome’s funeral will take place sometime next week.
Hoje era dia de apresentar um trabalho de português e bem quando chegou na minha hora, O MEU PINTO ESTAVA DURO, serio, era muito notável o meu pinto coladinho na calça pois eu estava com uma calça antiga, além da cueca larga que não ajudou em nada, então era quase impossível não perceberem meu pinto duro, eu também nem sei porque meu pinto estava duro, só simplesmente estava, então vim aqui compartilhar duas técnicas de como deixar o pinto mole.
A primeira técnica para deixar o pinto mole pode ser simplesmente ser broxa, talvez sendo broxa você nunca ira passar por dificuldades como esta que eu acabei passando.
O segundo é usar da ciência ao seu favor, pois, como o pinto fica duro apenas pelo fato de haver uma concentração de circulação de sangue nele, podemos fazer abdominais de perna simples para a concentração de sangue sair do seu pinto, e focar mais na região de suas pernas, assim ele ficando molinho
Espero que tenha ajudado vocês após meses procurando por essa resposta e não passar vergonha na frente de seus colegas (a não ser que você haja um pênis grande, dai você acaba impressionando as gatas, o que não é meu caso)
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Today was the day to present a Portuguese assignment and just when my time came, MY DICK WAS HARD, seriously, my dick stuck to my pants was very noticeable because I was wearing old pants, in addition to the baggy underwear that didn't help nothing, so it was almost impossible not to notice my hard dick, I also don't know why my dick was hard, it just was, so I came here to share two techniques on how to make my dick soft.
The first technique to make the dick soft can be simply being a jerk, maybe being a jerk you will never go through difficulties like the one I ended up going through.
The second is to use science to your advantage, because as the dick gets hard just because there is a concentration of blood circulation in it, we can do simple leg crunches for the concentration of blood to come out of your dick, and focus more on the region of his legs, so he gets soft
I hope it helped you after months of searching for this answer and not embarrassing yourself in front of your colleagues (unless you have a big penis, then you end up impressing the babes, which is not my case)
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Kitten you are very based, my dose of redpill, I stop being incel MGTOW and become simp for you. Without you I'm just a soyboy cringe, sheesh you're too perfect No Cap, not even sigma can tank you, because you're a full chad. Your alpha mindset tilts me with passion, you're indie and I'm poggers with your beauty, I'm hyped on you and I'm LMAO with your edgy shipposter humor. You are different from the normie e-girls and you have a unique aesthetic well drip, fall on your bait and I became beta, sorry kekw but it's just that you are so full blessed that it hit my heart and now I'm doomer away from you, your cult way nothing bluepill fascinates me, and I warn you that I'm not a pozer because I already admired you before becoming a trend and my love for you will never flop!
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