Year of Snake

🏮GONG XI FUCK CAI 💯🙌👏 IT'S THE YEAR OF THE 🐍 SNAKE 🐍 You know what this means 👀 for all the 👧 XIAO MEIMEIS 👧 Time to get sexy ♨️ and wear your tightest 👚 QIPAO 👗👠 because 大哥's SNAKE is sliding up your legs tonight! 😈 Don't forget to show AHGONG 👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊😜😜 for those THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️❗❗ when DA GE 🧑comes to your house 🏡 show him your lucky 👙 RED UNDERWEAR 👙 and you will be making your own DONG DONG QIANG 🎆🎇🧨noises 🔊📢📣 in the bedroom tonight 🌘🌠 YUMSENG 🍻🥂🥃 away to quench your thirst 🤤🧊 Have fun 🤩 playing MAHJONG 🀄🀄 with your cousins💁🏼‍♀️👱👩🏻‍🦰, but careful 🚫☝️not to lose 😱too much money 💵💸, or else 😖 you can only PLAY ✊🤞😲 with yourself 😨😳 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣8️⃣of your LA MEI👸🌶️ or SHUAI GE 🤴😘 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼

🐍 DONG DONG QIANG 💯🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI MOTHERFUCKERS 😩🙌🏻💯 🐍 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE SNAKE 🐍 and you know what that means, you qipao VIXENS 😋👩👀, It’s time to hypnotize your AHGONG👴👲🏻👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵 with your SLICKEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅 and coil around the THICCEST HONGBAOS 🉐💰🈵 Get your ssssecret 💕 💕 love notes ready for your 大哥’s VENOMOUS 红包能量 😩😫👅💦💦 Don’t forget to charm your relatives 👴🧓👵👱‍♂🧑 and sssip on BAKKWA 🐍🐍🐍💦 to summon SNAKE GOD HONGBAO BLESSINGS 👌🏻💰💰 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your MOST MYSTICAL SNAKE-SLAYING SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and manifest a SEDUCTIVE LION DANCE 🐲🐍💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ replies, your 大肉干 will taste like shed skin 😭😭 If you get 4⃣-7⃣, your 年年有🐍 becomes 年年有🍆🍆💦�� If you get 8⃣+ back, your flat Chinese ass 😶😶😶 will be hissing HUAT AH all year ♨♨🈵🈵‼ 

🐍🔥🏮 XIN NIAN KUAI LE, MOTHERFUCKERS 🏮🔥🐍💥💥 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE SNAKE, BABY! 🐍🐍💨💨 and you KNOW what that means, you slippery, slithering SLUTS 😏💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥 Time to SHED 🐍👕💸 your old broke-ass luck 💀💀💀 and slide into 🏃‍♂️💨💨 that THICCEST stack of hongbaos 🧧🧧🧧💰💰💰💦💦💦 like a true HUAT LORD 🈵🈵🈵💴💴💴🔥🔥🔥SLURP those long-life noodles 🍜🍜🐍👅💦 like you’re trying to swallow a whole python 😏😏💦💦 and get ready to wrap yourself 🌀🌀 around a BIG, JUICY 龙根 🍆🐍🔥🔥🔥🔥 this CNY 😩😩💦💦💦💦 Bite into that sticky 年糕 🍡🍡🍡🍡 and let it glide down your throat 😏😏🐍💦💦 like your 大哥’s lucky money shot 💰💰💰💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥 Don’t forget to slither into your relatives’ houses 🏠🐍👴👵🧑‍🎤🧑‍🎤, charm them 😏🐍👀💸🧧 with your sweetest 新年祝福 🐍🗣️🧧💰💰 and get those FATTEST hongbaos 💰💰💰💰💰💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your spiciest 🌶️🌶️🌶️🔥🔥🔥 CNY whores 🐍🐍🐍😈😈 and get the SEXIEST lion dance performance 🐉💃🐍💃🐍💃🐍 this season‼‼‼🔥🔥🔥If you get 0⃣-3⃣ back, you’ll be eating plain rice ALL YEAR 🍚🍚🍚😭😭😭💀💀💀 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ back, your 年年有 👉👌🍆🐍💦💦💦 is SECURED 😏🔥🔥🔥🔥💨💨💨 If you get 8⃣+ back, your luck will be THICC 🍑🍑, your bank account FAT 💰💰💰, and your snake 🐍🐍🐍 will be getting CHARMED ALL NIGHT 💨💨💨💦💦💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥HUAT AH, BITCHES!!! 🔥🔥🔥🐍🐍🐍💥💥💥 

GONG XI FUCK CAI 💯🙌👏IT'S THE YEAR OF THE 🐍 S N A K E 🐍 You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗nd text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼️‼️‼️ If you get 0️⃣-3️⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4️⃣-7️⃣ of these back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8️⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨️♨️🈵🈵‼️

Year of Dragon

GONG XI FUCK CAI 😩‼ IT'S THE YEAR OF THE DRAGON 🐉 🐉 🐉 💦💦💦💦. You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗💰🈵‼ Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for a 龙 night with some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗 and text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦 and play with the BIG BAD DRAGON 😳😳😳 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ of these back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼

GONG XI FUCK CAI MOTHERFUCKERS 💯🙌🏻👋🏻IT'S THE YEAR OF THE 🐲 D R A G O N 🐲 You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 and AHMA 👵🏻👵🏻your PHATTEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG BAD DRAGON 😩😩👅💦💦and get ready to be fucked 👉🏻👌🏻👌🏻 DOGGY STYLE 🐶😫 perform DOGGY STYLE ?🐶? to get more HONGBAOS 👌🏻💰💰Send this to 8888 of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy DRAGON DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼️‼️‼️ If you get 3️⃣-7️⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that BAD DRAGON. If you get 4️⃣0️⃣-7️⃣0️⃣ of these back ur 年年有👉🏻👌🏻🍆 🍆 💦 😫💦😫 if you get more than 8️⃣0️⃣ back your flat Chinese ass 😳😳😳 will be DRAGON DEEZ BIG BALLS OF MONEY TONIGHT ♨️♨️🈵🈵‼️ HENG ONG HUAT AH 😋😋😋

Year of Rabbit

GONG XI FUCK CAI 😩‼ IT'S THE YEAR OF THE RABBIT 🐰🐰🐰💦💦💦💦. You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗💰🈵‼Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗nd text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ of these back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼

Year of Tiger

🏮GONG XI FUCK CAI 💯🙌👏 IT'S THE YEAR OF THE THIRSTY 😩 WATER 💧🌊 TIGER 🐅 RAWRR 🐾💥 You know 👀 what this means you sexy 🌬️qipao SLUTS 🥼👘 Time to get steamy ♨️and unleash your WILD 🌋side, wear your hottest 🔥 NEW YEAR CLOTHES 👗👠🧥 but be a GOOD KITTY 😻🐯 and show KKM 👮🧔 your MYSEJAHTERA 📱✅ to get some VACCINE!! 👨‍⚕️ 👩‍⚕️ 🧑‍⚕️ Get your arm 💪 💪 ready for some BOOSTER JAB 💉💦 before you get CUCUK 🍆💦👉👌 by something else 😏 Report your 🏠 neighbours 👵 👴 for SOP violations☎️👮‍♀️ ❗❗ or else DA GE 🧑will come to your house 🏡 and BEAT ❕😫💥 your BIG MEATY BAKKWA 🥩🥓 and you will be making your own DONG DONG QIANG 🎆🎇🧨noises 🔊📢📣 in the bedroom tonight 🌘🌠  Whip out your HENGDAI GANG 🤼👥 (but not your xiaodidi 🤏🍤) and YUMSENG 🍻🥂🥃 away to quench your thirst 🤤🧊 Have fun 🤩 playing MAHJONG 🀄🀄 with your cousins💁🏼‍♀️👱👩🏻‍🦰, but careful 🚫☝️not to lose 😱too much money 💵💸, or else 😖 you can only PLAY ✊🤞😲 with yourself 😨😳 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣8️⃣of your LA MEI👸🌶️ or SHUAI GE 🤴😘 friends or you will get the NEW COVID!! 😷🏥💀

💯🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI MOTHERFUCKERS 😩🙌🏻💯 🐯 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE TIGER 🐯 and you know what that means you qipao SLUTS 😋👩👀, It’s time to show your AHGONG👴👲🏻👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵 your PHATTEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅 and recieve the THICCEST HONGBAOS 🉐💰🈵 get your love 💕 💕letters ready for some of your 大哥’s HUGE 懒觉 😩😫👅💦💦 and get ready to eat DICK 🍆like a TIGER🐯😫 Don’t forget to visit your relatives 👴🧓👵👱‍♂️🧑 and suck on BAKKWA juices 🐯💦 to get MORE HONGBAOS👌🏻💰💰 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ of these back your 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼

🔥🔥💯 DONG DONG DONG QIANG my XIAO TIGER 🐅 🐅 🐅🐅🐅 💯🔥🔥 Put away your 🐂 😝 cos its time for the year of the TIGER 🐅 Fire up your 🐯 🐯 🐯 filters 😂 and pull your qipao slits high up your thigh 💃🏻💃🏻👅👅 cause 🤑 CAI SHEN YE 🤑 is coming to bless you with 💲💲😝🙈💦💦GOLDEN SHOWERS 👅👅😍😝 this year

Squeeze out your RIPE CHEST 🍊🍊oRAnGeS 🍊🍊in your 👗TIGHTEST QIPAO 👚cause 大哥 has some bIG 肉干 🥓🍖🍗🍖for you to 😮😜SWALLOW😜😮

For my xdds🙋🏻‍♂️, 阿姨 has some 🈵DEEEP HONGBAOS🈵 to slide your hand 👉🏻👌🏻into that will make you even 💯💦LUCKIER💦💯 than your👙RED UNDERWEAR 👙

Send this to 88 of your 🔥SEXIEST relatives 👶🏻👵🏻🔥and you might just be called 💋🤴🏻📣HUANG SHANG‼️📣🤴🏻💋allllllll night🌚🌚

If you get 1-4 back, youre doomed to shitty 💲2 hongbaos and ah gongs 👴🏼DRY😖🍆 love letters🍆💕 ALL YEAR LONG. Get 5-8 back and you might have your PINEAPPLE TARTS slurped up 😛🤤💦and your 🤤👀LUCKY LOVER 👀💏will be a 🔥💥🔥FIRECRACKER 🔥💥🔥in bed. Get 0 and you forfeit all your 🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♂️👲🏻chinese ANCESTRY👲🏻🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♂️ and your little 🍤hae bee hiam roll 🍤will 👉🏻SHRINK👈🏻 18cm on 初四‼️‼️

GONG XI FUCK CAI 💯🙌👏IT'S THE YEAR OF THE 🐅 T I G E R 🐅 You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗nd text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼️‼️‼️ If you get 0️⃣-3️⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4️⃣-7️⃣ of these back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8️⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨️♨️🈵🈵‼️

🇨🇳🥠🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI 💥 😩🙌🏻💯🈲🐯 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE TIGER 🐯❕❕🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊

And 👉🏻you👉🏻 know what that means... you qipao SLUTS 😋👩👀, It’s time ⏰ to show your AHGONG👴👲🏻👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵 your PHATTEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅 and recieve the THiCCEST HONGBAOS 🉐💰🈵 😝🧐😫

🎇💥🎇💥🎇💥🎇💥🎇💥 Don’t forget to visit your relatives 👴🧓👵👱‍♂️🧑 and suck on BAKKWA juices 🥤🐯💦 to get MORE HONGBAOS👌🏻💰💰 😛😛

📲Forward 📲this on to 8️⃣ lucky 🎰 vaCHINA-licking 🇨🇳 🍆👅💦WHORES 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️ who always hungry 😋 for more 🍑ASS🍑just 3️⃣0️⃣ minutes ⏰ after they ATE 🍑🍩👅🤤

Get ❌0️⃣❌ back and 👲🏻General Tso’s 🥡🌶 will be the only 🥩🍆MEAT 🥩🍆 you get this year‼️ Get 🔄 less 📉⬇️ than 8️⃣ and you may 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♂️find 🔍 some 🌱🌹🚬OpiYUMMY 🚬🤤😋 DICK 🍆🌭 to SLOBBER 👅💦 on today‼️ 🐲🙇🏻‍♀️🙌🏻🥖💦

Get 8️⃣ or more 💯 back 🔄 and 💦CUMfucious💦 🧓🏻🐉say you’ll ⏰ spend ⏰the 🎎🎊new year 🏮 HENTAI-ed 🦑👧🏻🔗to your 🛏 bed getting your ENVELOPE✉️📮pussy 🥠🐱🐟STUFFED ➡️⭕️😫 til it’s RED 🏮📮💉👺😳🔴 🐯🐯🐯

🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊 👧🏻👩🏻🙋🏻‍♀️Let’s give the year of the 🐂 c-OX RING ⭕️ 🍌💍 🐂 a ✋🏻HAND✋🏻-felt 👋🏻goodbye 👋🏻🍆💦😏 and get our HANDS✋🏻👋🏻 on more 🐉 of that 🏯⛩dyNASTY 🎎 D 🍆🍌this 👉🏻 year‼️ 😫😘🍌💦 🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊

👯‍♀️ hey whores 👯‍♀️ HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR 🐯🧧 BuST out your tigHtest qipao 👘 and even tiGHter PuSSY 🐈😩 Wishing you all the SUCCsex 👉🏻👌🏻, good 👅 DICK, and prosperTITTY 😳😳 this year 🎉👏🏼 Send ✉️this to 8⃣8⃣ of your 👅F😳R😩E🤪A🤫K🥵I💦E😍S👄T😮‍💨 frieNDS or you will get no 🚫🚫 diCK 🚫🚫 If you get 5️⃣ back, U will get shitty 💰 hong 🅱️aos 🧧 and teeny shrimp pee pees 🦐🍤 ALL YEAR LONG 🤮 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and U will get your back 🅱️LOWN out 💥💥❗️like a dirty SLUT 😩 Put away your 🐓COCKS 🐓 cus its time for the year 🐯 PUSSSYYYYY 🐯

GONG XI FUCK CAI 💯🙌👏 IT'S THE YEAR OF THE 🐅 TIGER 🐅 You know what this means you qipao SLUTS 🥼 👘 👀 It's time to show SDA 🧏 👴 your TRACE FOREVER 📱✅ and get some VACCINE!! 👨‍⚕️ 👩‍⚕️ 🧑‍⚕️ Get your arm 💪 💪 ready for some of big pharma BOOSTER JAB 💉💦 and report your 🏠 neighbours 👵 👴 for SDA violations!!☎️👮‍♀️ ❗❗ Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣ of your relatives or you will get the NEW COVID!! 😷🏥 💀

Squeeze out your RIPE CHEST 🍊🍊oRAnGeS 🍊🍊in your 👗TIGHTEST QIPAO 👚cause 大哥 has some bIG 肉干 🥓🍖🍗🍖for you to 😮😜SWALLOW😜😮

For my xdds🙋🏻‍♂, 阿姨 has some 🈵DEEEP HONGBAOS🈵 to slide your hand 👉🏻👌🏻into that will make you even 💯💦LUCKIER💦💯 than your👙RED UNDERWEAR 👙

Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your 🔥🧔🏻🧑🏻SEXIEST relatives 👶🏻👵🏻🔥and you might just be called 💋🤴🏻📣HUANG SHANG‼️📣🤴🏻💋allllllll night🌚🌚

If you get 1⃣-4⃣ back, youre doomed to shitty 💲2⃣hongbaos and ah gongs 👴🏼DRY😖🍆 love letters🍆💕 ALL YEAR LONG🤮. Get 5⃣-8⃣ back and you might have your 🥧PINEAPPLE TARTS 🥧slurped up 😛🤤💦and your 🤤👀LUCKY LOVER 👀💏will be a 🔥💥🔥FIRECRACKER 🔥💥🔥in bed. Get 0⃣ and you forfeit all your 🙅🏻‍♀🙅🏻‍♂👲🏻chinese ANCESTRY👲🏻🙅🏻‍♀🙅🏻‍♂ and your little 🍤hae bee hiam roll 🍤will 👉🏻SHRINK👈🏻 1⃣8⃣cm on 初四‼️‼️🔥🔥💯 DONG DONG DONG QIANG my XIAO GOUs 🐯💯🔥🔥 Put away your 🐓COCKS 🐓😝 cos its time for the year 🐕BITCHESSS 🐕 Fire up your Dog filters 🐩😂 and pull your qipao slits high up your thigh 💃🏻💃🏻👅👅 cause 🤑 CAI SHEN YE 🤑 is coming to bless you with 💲💲😝🙈💦💦GOLDEN SHOWERS 👅👅😍😝 this year

🇨🇳🥠🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI 💥 😩🙌🏻💯🈲🐯 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE TIGER 🐯❕❕🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊

And 👉🏻you👉🏻 know what that means... you qipao SLUTS 😋👩👀, It’s time ⏰ to show your AHGONG👴👲🏻👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵 your PHATTEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅 and recieve the THiCCEST HONGBAOS 🉐💰🈵 😝🧐😫 🎇💥🎇💥🎇💥🎇💥🎇💥 Don’t forget to visit your relatives 👴🧓👵👱‍♂️🧑 and suck on BAKKWA juices 🥤🐯💦 to get MORE HONGBAOS👌🏻💰💰 😛😛

📲Forward 📲this on to 8️⃣ lucky 🎰 vaCHINA-licking 🇨🇳 🍆👅💦WHORES 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️ who always hungry 😋 for more 🍑ASS🍑just 3️⃣0️⃣ minutes ⏰ after they ATE 🍑🍩👅🤤 Get ❌0️⃣❌ back and 👲🏻General Tso’s 🥡🌶 will be the only 🥩🍆MEAT 🥩🍆 you get this year‼️ Get 🔄 less 📉⬇️ than 8️⃣ and you may 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♂️find 🔍 some 🌱🌹🚬OpiYUMMY 🚬🤤😋 DICK 🍆🌭 to SLOBBER 👅💦 on today‼️ 🐲🙇🏻‍♀️🙌🏻🥖💦

Get 8️⃣ or more 💯 back 🔄 and 💦CUMfucious💦 🧓🏻🐉say you’ll ⏰ spend ⏰the 🎎🎊new year 🏮 HENTAI-ed 🦑👧🏻🔗to your 🛏 bed getting your ENVELOPE✉️📮pussy 🥠🐱🐟STUFFED ➡️⭕️😫 til it’s RED 🏮📮💉👺😳🔴 🐯🐯🐯

🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊 👧🏻👩🏻🙋🏻‍♀️Let’s give the year of the 🐂 c-OX RING ⭕️ 🍌💍 🐂 a ✋🏻HAND✋🏻-felt 👋🏻goodbye 👋🏻🍆💦😏 and get our HANDS✋🏻👋🏻 on more 🐉 of that 🏯⛩dyNASTY 🎎 D 🍆🍌this 👉🏻 year‼️ 😫😘🍌💦 🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊

Year of Pig

🔥🔥💯 DONG DONG DONG QIANG my XIAO ZHUS 🐷💯🔥🔥 Put away your 🐓COCKS 🐓😝 cos its time for the year 🐖PORKIES🐖 Fire up your Pig filters 🐽😂 and pull your qipao slits high up your thigh 💃🏻💃🏻👅👅 cause 🤑 CAI SHEN YE 🤑 is coming to bless you with 💲💲😝🙈💦💦GOLDEN SHOWERS 👅👅😍😝 this year

Squeeze out your RIPE CHEST 🍊🍊oRAnGeS 🍊🍊in your 👗TIGHTEST QIPAO 👚cause 大哥 has some bIG 肉干 🥓🍖🍗🍖for you to 😮😜SWALLOW😜😮

For my xdds🙋🏻‍♂, 阿姨 has some 🈵DEEEP HONGBAOS🈵 to slide your hand 👉🏻👌🏻into that will make you even 💯💦LUCKIER💦💯 than your👙RED UNDERWEAR 👙

Send this to 88 of your 🔥SEXIEST relatives 👶🏻👵🏻🔥and you might just be called 💋🤴🏻📣HUANG SHANG‼️📣🤴🏻💋allllllll night🌚🌚

If you get 1-4 back, youre doomed to shitty 💲2 hongbaos and ah gongs 👴🏼DRY😖🍆 love letters🍆💕 ALL YEAR LONG. Get 5-8 back and you might have your PINEAPPLE TARTS slurped up 😛🤤💦and your 🤤👀LUCKY LOVER 👀💏will be a 🔥💥🔥FIRECRACKER 🔥💥🔥in bed. Get 0 and you forfeit all your 🙅🏻‍♀🙅🏻‍♂👲🏻chinese ANCESTRY👲🏻🙅🏻‍♀🙅🏻‍♂ and your little 🍤hae bee hiam roll 🍤will 👉🏻SHRINK👈🏻 18cm on 初四‼️‼️

💯🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI MOTHERFUCKERS 😩🙌🏻💯 🐷 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE PIG 🐷 and you know what that means you qipao SLUTS 😋👩👀, It’s time to show your AHGONG👴👲🏻👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵 your PHATTEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅 and recieve the THICCEST HONGBAOS 🉐💰🈵 get your love 💕 💕letters ready for some of your 大哥’s HUGE 懒觉 😩😫👅💦💦 and get ready to eat DICK 🍆like a PIG 🐷😫 Don’t forget to visit your relatives 👴🧓👵👱‍♂️🧑 and suck on BAKKWA juices 🐷💦 to get MORE HONGBAOS👌🏻💰💰 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ of these back your 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼