shelly, tier 4 bossbabe says 'it's not a pyramid it's a triangle and the math checks out as long as you don't do the math'

hey gurl would you like to complete all faerie quests at no cost to you would you like to get only the best faeries for your faerie quests how about even being your own faerie that's right you can be the dazzling bossbabe yourself instead of waiting for one to appear asking for something or dropping things on your head you can do anything as long as you make it to tier 17 of the bossbabe academy training program legally i must say results may vary and technically no one has ever made it past level 12 without moving back home crying to their parents about how they lost everything yes even the toyota corolla which while not a flashy car does what it needs to like a good dependable friend you can rely on until one night when you have too many camouflage poogle fizzy drinks and you're like haha what no we are clearly just friends forever and suddenly they don't want to talk to you anymore and by the time you realize it was always them they have moved to new faerieland with some vandagyre and i mean a vandagyre come on really and when you show up at the wedding you're the one "causing a scene" and "scaring the pets painted baby" and "need to stop trying to topple the cake" whatever all that means and now you legally can't go to faerieland but it's okay you're better off and fine and happy and it is all thanks to being your own bossbabe who can work from anywhere except i guess faerieland and make your own hours and not need anybody even dumb friends who said they would wait but didn't like the liar they are so sign up to be your own bossbabe of your destiny today haha no i'm not crying why do you ask