Well, I certainly applaud anyone wanting to eat 100 big Macs, but take it from this old McDonald's rat, I've spent my entire adult life eating at McDonnald's, and a program like this one can do more harm than good.
If you only eat big Macs one part of your body (and that's all a single burger type like Big Mac is going to do for you), you're setting yourself up for injuries down the road. I've seen it a hundred times.
Big Macs basically only train the gut muscles and to some extent, the esophagus. What you really want to do is train your entire digestive system, all the major gut groups (esophagus, stomach, colon, liver, and kidneys) at the same time, over the course of a Big Mac meal. So, you will need to add large Big fries, and Large coke with it. Ask for the "Go Big" program.
I'm proud of you guys wanting to do this. Three big meals! Falling in love with eating big Macs, etc., is one of the greatest things you can do for yourself. And you WILL fall in love with it if you can just force yourself to stick with it a year or two and experience the amazing progress you'll make.
But do it right, okay?
My advice, find any McDonnald near you, with qualified burger flippers who will design your burger for you (especially in the beginning, until you get the hang of it yourself) and guide you in your quest for physical fatness. Three to 5 burgers a day, three days a week, is all you'll ever need to do (I refuse to believe anyone is so busy that he or she cannot make time for that, especially considering how important it is).
And don't worry about being embarrassed or not being out of shape the first time you walk into McDonnalds. You have to start somewhere and almost every one of us were there ourselves at one time. So no one will say anything to you and very, very quickly you will progress way beyond that stage anyway.
Now get out there and get fat! :-)
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slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you "his gasps are so hot" you think while he's undressing you. after undressing you he whispers behind you ear "i want to lick all over your..." he stops and realizes that his kids watched all the scene...
New to this sub but genuine question, why do people in here hate city so much? I am a huge city fan from Indiana. I will be honest I didn’t start watching city until after Ted Lasso season 4, so I really don’t know a lot about the rivalries and stuff like that but I assume most people in here are PSG, Barca and Miami fans so it’s probably just banter. This week has been extra toxic for city fans like myself and it seems like people in here are starting to take things a little too far. Just my thoughts but yeah lol. Let’s keep things on the pitch. Best of luck this season to everyone
Vea zorra, yo voy a pasar por a su chosa por usted hijueputa, vamos a ir a hecharnos unos tapis, pero Dios guarde llegué el salonero hijueputa y pongas esa cara cuando diga; "que van a tomar los señores dama y caballero" usted lo que va a decir es; "no papi, pidamos lo que usted quiera" Y vamos a pedir birra, económico, Cerveza! No agarrese en esa picha de que; "Hay papi que risco un whisky papi, porque no pedimos Baileys" Déjate de esas pichas MalParida. Y te comes una boquita y dele gracias a Dios y después de ahí nos vamos a desPicharla toda, ir a reventar la pura pinga malParida, escucho bien hijueputa, Dios guarde escupas la leche porque en la vida vuelvo a recogerte zorra hijueputa, Ya sabe!
I know the title sounds deranged, but I swear to god im not a troll. Here’s the context:
My bf and I are long distance, so we used to have plenty of phone sex, however, that’s been happening less and less often as our relationship has gone on (according to him, he just doesn’t feel as horny as often anymore). We’ve met and had relations irl a few times, and he’s always the kind to last very long in bed, and during phone sex as well. I used to be insecure about it, thinking that maybe it was something wrong with me, but hes genuinely a great bf who constantly assures me, and has never once said anything bad about our sex life.
It should be noted that he watches plenty of porn (as do I), and neither of us see that as an issue, so this isnt about him hiding porn from me or something. We were calling today, and I was playing a game on my phone (papa’s cupcakeria, you can’t make this shit up), and after about twenty minutes of us doing our own thing, he suddenly goes “im done” and shows me his cum????? Obviously, I get really confused and ask how the hell he was jerking off this whole time without me realising (we were on video call), before mentioning that I thought he was looking at the stock market (he spends his free time just staring at the stock market for hours on end like a lunatic, but I love him so it’s whatever).
Tell me why this man then looks me in the eyes and goes “yeah, I was looking at the stock market, I was too lazy to look for porn.”
It then hits me that he literally just CAME to the stock market. When I point this out to him, all he said in response was “it’s a man thing, I didn’t wanna bother you while you were playing your game” and told me not to worry about it.
Now, I don’t want to sound insane, but I got a bit upset, because in my head, he could have very easily asked to have phone sex with me, but chose to literally jerk off to the stock market instead. To add insult to injury, he came REALLY quickly (like significantly quicker than he would during anything involving me) which makes me feel like SHIT, because there is no way the goddamn stock market is somehow more stimulating than his own damn girlfriend.
Don’t get me wrong, i’m not super genuinely upset, but you’ve gotta admit this shits gonna hurt your pride if it happened to you. I honest to god have no idea how to even move forward after this, and I just needed to type this out, because no one would believe me otherwise 💀
