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Don’t fucking “ok” me.

    This is not "ok" copypasta
    "ok", I see. So you built up the energy to reply nothing other than "ok". Out of all the things you could've replied, you just went "ok". Wow. Fuck you dipshit. This is not "ok". Don't think this is even funny. Even a feminist comedian is funnier than this shit. I sat and typed a proper message, I put time and thought into it and you jizz all over it by posting the two letter message "ok". You did not take one bit of my message into consideration, you just replied that without the intention of contributing to the conversation. I can't believe that you're this stupid. I do NOT waste my time when I write messages. YOU did, you took 5 seconds out of your life just to say "ok" and piss me off. You fucking piece of shit. I hope you die alone in pain. You're an absolute disgrace to humanity and you know it. I'm amazed you even have friends. They must be assholes who spend all their time replying "ok" to proper messages too. Now find something else to do with your life. You're fucking dead, "ok"iddo.

    utopia idea: all children are raised underground

      How much gun violence would happen? That's right, zero.
      utopia idea: all children are raised underground in education chambers. once they are 18, they are given a beretta and 5000$. (top students get an mp5.) after they are given their supplies, they are released onto the outside world and may integrate themselves in society. the society is built upon strict gun and open carry laws. "what do you mean by 'strict'?" you say. by strict laws, i mean you are not allowed to leave your home without a firearm and you must open carry. if everybody is strapped and trained, how much gun violence would happen? that's right, zero.

      caught my girlfriend pooping

        GF pooping
        Finally caught my GF pooping!

she always hide it by pretending like she doesn't, which I find sus. Once when we spent the entire weekend together I almost caught her but she had locked the bathroom door and by the time I got in she had flushed and was like "oh hey what's up?" pretending like nothing happened, although there was an OBVIOUS lingering odor. Anyway, this time I was prepared, sprung the lock and burst in on her mid-wipe. She frantically tried to spin & flush but I smacked her hand away and pushed her off the toilet to get a better look in (it was a goddamn big dump ). Caught red handed, I pointed my finger at her and said I FUCKING KNEW IT! Initially she tried to blame my cat but eventually admitted defeat.

I'm just happy I dumped her and now I am gonna find a GF who does not poop.
        Caught my gf pooping…so I broke up with her. 😡 She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out…her voice was labored and i became suspicious…so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet…just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop. 👌 Real men don’t settle for less…

        senzawa – i turned a bad copypasta into a bad rap

          Senzawa is a Youtuber who sang the "Rawr x3 nuzzles" copypasta song
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          Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but,
I'm already here so,
Here we fucking go

rawr
x3 nuzzles! pounces on u,
uwu
u so warm.

couldn't help but ur bulge from across the floor,
nuzzlez yo' necky~ murr~ hehe
unzips yo baggy ass pants,
oof baby u so musky

take me home, pet me, N' make me yours
& dont forget to stuff me!
see me wag my widdle baby tail,
all for your bolgy-wolgy!

kisses n lickies yo neck,
i hope daddy likeies
nuzzles n wuzzles yo chest,
i be gettin thirsty

hey i got a lil itch,
u think u can help me?
only seven inches long
uwu
PLS ADOPT ME

paws on ur bulge as i lick my lips
(uwu punish me pls)
bout hit'em with this furry shit
(he don't see it comin)

          Lopunny would be really good to fuck

            Lopunny from Pokemon Legends Arceus copypasta
            Wanna hear something? Lopunny would be really good to fuck. Lopunny not only has the same build as a human but has the genetics of a bunny which make it impossible to reproduce with meaning you my friend, can go ham as long as it is fine with it. Not only that but it has many useful sexual moves like “Sweet Kiss” or “Charm” however it can also use recover to come back to bed in an instant. Lopunny may have the ability “Cute Charm” which would make fucking it even better. The downsides to this are that you cannot be too rough as Lopunny has sensitive ears and that it has powerful kicks, so watch out! Not only does Lopunny have these moves and genetics but can be mega-evolved. This will increase the defense making it last longer. It also has less sensitive ears which mean you can go a bit more rough! Bunnies in our world also fuck like crazy meaning Lopunny would be horny a lot of the time! Overall Lopunny is an amazing Pokèmon!

            I want to breed with Lopunny

              I want to breed with Lopunny copypasta
              I never wanted to breed with anything more than I want to with a lopunny. That perfect, curvy body. Those round, fluffy breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect 6 IV offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get her pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Gamefreak create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.