I have met him in a scrimmage, and my opponent, midfielder Palafox, is powerful and seems like a genius.
I have met him in bed, and my girlfriend's boyfriend, midfielder Palafox, is powerful and seems like a genius.
Origin of the Palafox meme
It was an extremely poor translation of Xiaohu’s quote during an interview. The quote was fed through Google Translate, hence the mistranslated ‘midfielder’ as Google did not understand esports terms. A better translation would be “Palafox is a talented midlander with a lot of potential for growth”
People latched onto the mistranslation because it was funny, then it became a super meme once NRG beat G2.
Quote from Xiaohu during an interview. Xiaohu praised the performance of Palafox during scrims, which seems kinda funny given all the other midlaners present like Faker, Chovy, Showmaker just to name a few. Weibo proceeded to stomp NRG day 1 with Xiaohu solo killing Palafox, solidifying the meme status of the quite.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Human and Pokémon friendship, Sylveon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they super cute, they’re also a very empathetic fairy type. Sylveon are an average of 3"03' tall and 51.8 pounds. this means they're optimal for giving a hug when you’re sad, and with their impressive Base stats for Special Defense and access to Psych Up you can be sure that it will be able to understand and help you through your stressful emotions. Due to their long ribbon-like feelers there's no doubt in my mind that any Sylveon hug would be a great source of comfort, and they emit a soothing aura to ensure your stress melts away. They can also learn the moves Disarming Voice and Growl, so it’ll easily know how to control its volume as to not alarm you. With their abilities Cute Charm and Pixilate they can easily bond with you and help make normal life feel vibrant. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you make Sylveon some of its favorite food, it will always make a point to share some with you! Sylveon is literally built to be a good friend. Ungodly Special Defense stat + natural empathy means it can withstand even the most difficult day, depression, anxiety, or whatever, they’re always ready to be there for you.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is actually NOT the most huggable pokemon? This is a common misconception, with the real most huggable pokemon being Sylveon, of course! A Sylveon is not only a great companion to cuddle and spend time with, but is also an expert at emotional support. They can use their ribbon-like feelers to read your emotions and therefore can know whenever you're sad, angry, lonely, etc, resulting in it always knowing exactly what's wrong without even needing to ask, helping it cheer you up accordingly. Since it evolved from its love for you, a Sylveon would probably be more affectionate than any other Eeveelution would be, allowing for prolonged sessions of cuddling or hugging to help cheer you up. Due to evolving from love, you can safely assume that it would have incredibly soft fur for cuddling or hugging. A Sylveon also has an impressive Special Defense stat of 130, meaning they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. As a result of this, whenever you feel stressed out for any reason, or simply want someone to talk to, you can vent to it while hugging or cuddling, and it won't mind. Not only this, but Sylveon can also learn Calm Mind by TR, which can not only raise its special defense, but also get rid of any stress caused by venting to it. They can also learn and use moves such as Charm and Baby-Doll Eyes to make itself even more endearing. Let's not forget that Sylveon can also release a soothing aura from its feelers to calm you down, helping you deal with any anger or frustration you could ever face. Not only did Sylveon evolve because it loves you, it evolved because you love it, so it's safe to say even seeing your beloved Sylveon would cause a dopamine rush. As an added bonus, if you like going on walks, your Sylveon will wrap its feelers around your arm and walk with you. Sylveon are also known to battle against dragon pokemon many times larger than itself, so not only will your Sylveon provide amazing emotional support, your Sylveon will also defend you from any threat, should the time ever come that it would be required to.
I've been playing Bloodborne for the last 3 weeks and have noticed significant changes in my personality. I recently went for a stroll around my college campus and encountered a flock of fraternity boys, and couldn't help thinking that I could completely rock their shit with my moonlight great-sword. Similarly, in class as my professor was handing me an assignment, I upped my pistol and shot him within the parry window, however, there was no time for a visceral, he just collapsed unfortunately. I am writing this reddit post from a state penitentiary, and all i have left to say is, these other inmates about to fear the old blood.
Well, I know this is kinda weird and pushy haha, but would you like to have sex with me? I'm not a creep or a pervert, just a genuine guy. I would treat you with respect and the sex would be good. I can even make you squirt if the connection is right haha. I will not judge you or think you're "easy". So yeah, excuse me if i come across as a little uncalibrated but I think you're attractive, so what do you think? :) haha
My GF screamed "NRG" instead of my name in bed.
So my girl is has been a big fan of NRG this year and has been talking about it nonstop for weeks. She’s been excited about them ever since they won LCS and mentions it anytime we’re together.
I’m totally cool with that and have supported her through it all. NA definitely needed a breakout performance after so many years of disappointment so I’m proud of them, but its an insane obsession now. She’s been to fan meetups about 6 times and says how much she loves everything about the team and I mean EVERYTHING.
Players, staff, draft, teamfighting, colors, merchandise, shape, smell?
She even told me I would look hotter if I dressed more like Contractz? What do you guys think that means??
She literally knows everything about the team and does NRG trivia with me when we’re bored or asks me to help her tweet at the team to tell them how much she “loves” their play.
Last night we were doing it in bed, and everything was going smoothly. While she talked me through it I thought I heard her mumbling but couldn’t really make out what she was saying. But at the end she screamed “NRG” and was talking to “her little Palafaker.” She said she wanted them to win quarterfinals so bad and would do anything for it. Instead of my name! She said NRG!
I asked her about it after and she told me it didn’t mean anything and just kept rambling about how much she really loves the team. It doesn’t even sound like she’s talking about a team anymore.
I know she’s stressed because of it, but I’m kind of hurt? Is this normal?
