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There have been a total of 1,034,372,734,890,811,433 messages sent on Discord.

    As of Tuesday, October 25, 2022 at 3:53 AM EST, there have been a total of 1,034,372,734,890,811,433 messages sent on Discord.

This is 1 quintrillion, 33 quadrillion, 372 trillion, 734 billion, 890 million, 811 thousand and 433 messages.

The human population of Earth is around <8 billion people.

This means the number of messages on Discord is one 125,000,000 times the population of planet Earth.

Not once in any of these messages has anyone ever asked for your opinion.

    Kazahstan greatest country in the world

      National anthem
      All other countries are run by little girls, Kazahstan number one exporter of potassium, all other countries have inferior potassium, Kazahstan home of tinshein swimming pool it's length thirty meters and width six meter, filtration system a marvel to behold it removes 80 percent of human solid waste Kazahstan, Kazahstan you very nice place from plains of tarashek to Northen fence of jewtown Kazahstan friend of all except Uzbekistan they very nosey people with bone in their brain. Kazahstan industry best in world we invented toffe and trouser belt Kazahstan,s prostitues cleanest in the region except of course for Turkmenistan,s. Kazahstan, Kazahstan you very nice place from plains of tarashek to Northen fence jewtown. Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader from junction with the testes to tip of it's face

      We need to ban the vomiting emoji

        Vomiting emoji needs to be ban
        So recently I stumbled across a post saying that the vomiting emoji (🤮) looks like it was giving head to Shrek. I had to start furiously jerking off while looking at vomiting emoji on Google images due to my overwhelming ogre fetish. The way the emoji is sucking Shrek's massive cock makes me horny as fuck. I continued beating my meat to this one image for twelve minutes straight until I finally came, then I realized what I had masturbated to.

I literally cannot unsee it so every time I saw the vomiting emoji I was forced to think about Shrek blowjob. One time while I was at work, but then I saw a 🤮 emoji, I instantly started jerking off because of how hot this image really is. People were shocked at first but when I told them it's ogre blowjob they all started masturbating together. Eventually I got fired for causing all this mess.

This could all be prevented if the vomiting emoji didn't look like someone giving head to Shrek. Please make it look less erotic so this doesn't happen again.

        Did among us turn my son gay?

          Among Us made my son gay
          Did among us turn my son gay? Since this among us game came out, it has been corrupting the minds of my children. I am a mom of two sons, shane and ryland. shane keeps grabbing knives from our kitchen and chasing ryland around the house with them, saying he is an imposter. ryland screams and calls him sus! I think is is internet terminology for homosexual? Does ryland know something about shane that i dont? Is he a gay psychopath? Moms please give some advice, I do not want a sus son.

          🚨COCK INSPECTION🚨

            🚨COCK INSPECTION 🚨

Hello ______. You have been summoned for a mandatory cock inspection this _______ the ______. Failure to arrive will result in loss of cock privileges.

            Nani the fuck copypasta but longer

              Original copypasta
              Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi'll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in political science, and watashi've been involved in iroirona shakuhachi tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in the Kamisato Art, and watashi is the top commissioner in all of Inazuma. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another Hillchurl. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with a deadly melody the likes of which has neber meen mimasu'd before on the Teyvat, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks that anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi in front of Ayaka? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of governors accross Teyvat, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu's the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You're fucking shinimashita'd, akachan. Watashi can be anywhere, anytime, and watashi can korosu anata in over nanahyaku ways, and that's just with watashino bare hands. Not only am watashi extensively trained in unarmed murder, but watashi have access to the entire arsenal of the Yasuhiro Commission and watashi will use it to its full extent to wipe anatano miserable ketsu off the face of Teyvat, you little manko. If only anata could have known what unholy houfuku anatano little "rikou" komento was about to bring down upon anata, maybe anata would have held anatano fucking tongue. But anata couldn't, anata didn't, and now anata are paying the price, you goddamn bakayarou. Watashi will shit moui all over anata and anata will drown in it. This is your death note, akachan: https://youtu.be/V-bGc_b5ys4