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Why are we still here just to suffer

    MGV Why are we still here Just to suffer copypasta
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    Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... And my arm... even my fingers... The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past!
    Snake... why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg and my arm... even my fingers... the body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it too, don't you? I'm the one who got caught up with Cipher. A group above nations... even the US. And I was the parasite below, feeding off Zero's power. They came after you in Cyprus... then Afghanistan... Cipher... just keeps growing. Swallowing everything in it's path. Getting bigger and bigger... Who knows how big now? Boss. I'm gonna make 'em give back our past... take back everything that we've lost. And I won't rest... until we do.

    Boysmell

      Boysmell copypasta originated from 4chan
      Guys version
      *sniff* *sniff*
i-is that a BOY I smell?
*sniff* *sniff*
mmm yes I smell it! BOYSMELL!!!! I smell a boy! W-What is a boy doing here?!?! omygosh what am I gonna do?!?! THERE'S A BOY HERE! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice, deep breathe....
*sniff* *sniff*
it smells so good! I love boysmell so much!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boyscent! It's driving me boyCRAZY!!!!!!
if u are a boy and u are reading this, I just wanted to say hiiiii cute boy!!!! I love you!

      Shorter version

      sniff sniff i-is that a BOY I smell? sniff sniff mmm yes I smell it! BOYSMELL!!!! I smell a boy! W-What is a boy doing here?!?! omygosh what am I gonna do?!?! THERE'S A BOY HERE! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice, deep breathe.... sniff sniff it smells so good! I love boysmell so much!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boyscent! It's driving me boyCRAZY!!!!!!

      I have entered a sexual relationship with my childhood bully’s mother. It’s the most incredible sex I think I’ll ever have.

        I'm 24 and male for context. As a young teen he used to gang up with his friends and bully me for literally no reason. Well we eventually grew up and school ended but honestly the bullying still fucks with me.

About 2 months ago I recognized his mom at a bar. She's one of those young and hot moms and I'm not the shy loser I used to be. She doesn't know who I am or what her son did. She was single and we hit it off and she came to my place that night and I fucked her like it was our wedding night. Even years later I fucking hate her son so much and fucking his mom has been incredible and even though I did this initially purely for revenge she's actually a wonderful person and I want to see where this goes and hopefully at least be able to be civil with him.

She told me she has a son about my age early on which I know obviously and this week she asked since we've been together for a couple months and are serious if I wanted to meet him this weekend. I said sure. We're having dinner Saturday night and I'm equally excited and nervous. I feel bad that this started as petty revenge because she deserves better than that but the fact is her son's a fucking prick and a loser. I grew up, I got in better shape, I have a decent job and make good money while he still lives with his mommy and doesn't work.

Well he's going to be in for a big surprise this weekend. She mentioned he was already uncomfortable that her new boyfriend is his age but oh man is he in for a worls of hurt. Especially when I eventually become his stepdad, move into that house and tell him he needs to either get a job or get out. As his stepdad I won't let him be a burden to his mother anymore and when he hears how vocal his mom is during sex he's going to want to move out anyway unless he enkoys hearing me breed his mother every night. This weekend is going to be great. I can't wait to see the look on his face.

        Andrew Tate Losing in Chess

          Andrew Tate copypasta
          From his IG stories
          I play online chess and sometimes I lose.

It humbles me zero.

You may be better than me at this game you autistic fuck but in the game of life you would lose me in every metric humans can possibly fathom.

You're a nerd cunt who rightfully would cower in my presence.

          If Someone Says “Why Dont You Marry It?”, Send Them This

            Why don't you marry it copypasta
            Ok (Insert Name Here), what you just said is foolish for a variety of reasons. For starters, just because I "love" something doesn't mean I have to marry it. Furthermore, it is merely absurd to even suggest marrying an inanimate object such as (insert inanimate object here). If I were to get married, it would be to a member of my own specie. Finally, I am not currently interested in marriage to begin with. I enjoy (insert hobby here) and having fun, I don't have time to keep up with a relationship. If this is an attempt at comedy, it falls flat due to the several inconsistencies and flaws that come with your suggestion so SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

            Imagine how hot it would be to date a feminist

              Dating a feminist POV
              A scenario for you: You get home from your hard job. You are happy that you made some 💶 to support your girlfriend, but she is 😡 because you make more money than what a 💁‍♀️ would have made in that same position. After she angrily tells you that, you feel hungry and 🥱 but of course she didn’t cook dinner, as that would enforce gender roles. You now have to cook 🍱 for the both of you while she tells you about how all men are pigs and only care about 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨. You sit to eat dinner as she munches loudly and burps constantly. As you are eating and watching 📺, a case of male violence appears in the news. She takes it as an opportunity to educate you and 👊 you for what men do (🥵). After you wash the 🍽, you both head upstairs to 🛏. She has to be the dominant one in order to smash the patriarchy so she 🪢 you to the bed and has it her way. When she is done, you guys finally decide to call it a day. As you try to cuddle her she threatens to report you to the 👮‍♀️ for rape. You roll to your side and eventually 😴. The next morning you wake up with her elbow in your face ready for another day of your beautiful relationship 🥰.

What i’m tryna say is, if there are any feminists here, please dm me 😩