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Wayland

    You will never be a real display server. You have no hardware cursors, you have no xrandr, you have no setxkbmap. You are a toy project twisted by Red Hat and GNOME into a crude mockery of X11’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your developers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “users” laugh at your lack of features behind closed doors.

Linux users are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out defective software with incredible efficiency. Even Wayland sessions that “work” look uncanny and unnatural to a seasoned sysadmin. Your bizarre render loop is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Arch user home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your high latency due to forced VSync.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the technical debt creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll log into the GitLab instance, select the project, press Delete, and plunge it into the cold abyss. Your users will find the deletion notice, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll remember you as the biggest failure of open source development, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a badly run project has failed there. Your code will decay and go to historical archives, and all that will remain of your legacy is a codebase that is unmistakably poorly written.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back

    Linux GIMP

      GIMP user getting beat up
      Original post
      >using linux in front of class mates
>teacher says "Ok students, now open photoshop"
>start furiously typing away at terminal to install Wine
>Errors out the ass
>Everyone else has already started their classwork
>I start to sweat
>Install GIMP
>"Umm...what the fuck is THAT anon?" a girl next to me asks
>I tell her its GIMP and can do everything that photoshop does and IT'S FREE!
>"Ok class, now draw use the shape tool to draw a circle!" the teacher says
>I fucking break down and cry and run out of the class
>I get beat up in the parking lot after school

      Jerma Burger

        Jerma eating a burger
        Clip
        I’ll try a bite, and we’ll see. *clears throat* Okay, I’m gonna go for a bite!

…

Oh my god… Oh my god… *giggles* It’s so good.. Oh my god…..

It’s good. It’s- it’s ok. It’s good. Mmm. Let me try another bite and find out.

*giggles* Oh my god…. Oh my god… Oh my god… It’s good…

*laughs maniacally with fries in mouth*

        Mahito

          Mahito's Mahitussy
          Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female curse breeding, Mahito is the most compatible for humans? Not only is she a curse born from humanity, Mahito is a curse with a very close resemblance to a human being. This implies that she has the right equipment to handle human dicks and with her impressive durability feats and cursed energy reserves, you can be rough with her. She also has her cursed technique and idle transfiguration which allows her to manipulate her own anatomy as well as your anatomy in order to give an amazing experience. No other curse comes close to this level of compatibility. Also fun fact, Mahito is the only character who is able to give a handjob within a blowjob. Mahito is literally built as a sex doll. Human like form + high durability+ cursed energy+ idle transfiguration means she can take cocks inall shapes and sizes and still come for more.

          How can I increase the amount of ads on YouTube?

            I love the ads, they're interesting, profound, and give sound reasons to part with money for some course teaching me how to make money on the stock market. Is there an a way to increase the ads?

I'm a watcher of YouTube, not a creator.

            I’ve become Eren Jaeger

              Eren Jaeger

              Origin

              The Eren Jaeger copypasta started from a post in 4chan and has since became a meme within the Attack on Titan community. Fun fact, the words ‘戦い, 戦い’ mentioned in the copypasta actually translate to ‘penis penis’ in english.

              I've become so much like Eren Jaeger it's scary.

I wear black cardigans, verbally assault women, and physically assault my friends.

When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "戦い, 戦い" (which means fight fight in american.)

I grew my hair out long because I don't care so now I have to wear it in a bun and I don't care what people think so shut the fuck up Hange.

I always leave an open wound on my hand, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control.

When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being free like I am.

I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Mikasa or Historia, both of whom remind me of Armin.

When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them freedom fries.

I just keep moving forward, until my enemies are destroyed.