FUCK YOU NIMBASA CITY! if you're dumb enough to take public transit this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to the Battle Subway. Joltiks! Pokemon that use Earthquake! No Legendaries! If you think you can win 20 battles at the Battle Subway, you can kiss my ass! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, that you'll battle for this bullshit GUARANTEED! If you find a better Battle Facility, shove it up your ugly ass! you heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! Bring your team, bring your starter, bring your IV trained Pokemon, WE'LL WIN THEM ALL. That's right, we'll win ALL OF THEM! Because at the Battle Subway, you're fucked six ways from Sunday. Take a hike, to the Battle Subway: home of MULTI TRAINS - that's right - MULTI TRAINS. How does it work? If you can win 20 battles in a row, and not fuck up, you get to fist-fight us! Don't wait! Don't delay! DON'T FUCK WITH US, or we'll rip your Pokeballs off. Only at the Battle Subway: the only Battle Facility that tells you to FUCK OFF! HURRY UP ASSHOLE! This subway train leaves the minute after you board it, and you better not lose once, or you're a dead motherfucker. GO TO HELL! Nimbasa City’s Battle Subway. From the most filthy and exclusive the meanest sons-of-bitches in the region of Unova- GUARANTEED!
Unpopular opinion but I don’t actually think Nestor, Cal, and Techno are gonna win tomorrow. I’ve challenged them with an immediate disadvantage of being a team of 3 in a team of 4 event on 1.12... that’s gonna be really hard no matter how good they might be
Unpopular opinion but I don’t actually think Captain, Ant, and PhilzaLittlewood are gonna win MCC. Scott’s challenged them with an immediate disadvantage of being a team of 3 in a team of 4... that’s gonna be really hard no matter how good they might be
Unpopular opinion but I don't actually think philzainthelittlewood, captain sparklez, and antvenom are gonna win tomorrow. I've challenged them with an immediate disadvantage of being a team of 3 in a team of 4 event... that's gonna be really hard no matter how good they might be.
the queen died but honestly Naruto been through so much more. The hardships he’s faced aren’t even comparable to dying of old age. Until the queen has done what Naruto has done I don’t feel sympathy.
the queen died but honestly sasuke's been through so much more. the hardships he's faced aren't even comparable to dying of old age. until the queen has done what sasuke has done, i don't feel sympathy
As a teen I once went to the beach with my family on a hot summer day. When I was eating ice cream I noticed there was a 4/5 chick with big boobs sunbathing. I got so horny that I needed to jack off immediately.
I changed to my swimwear and swam under a pier where no one could see me. I masturbated there for a while.
While I'm busting it I hear screaming from the beach but I'm so horny I don't care.
When I was climaxing a loud siren gets close. When I come I get out of my hiding spot. On the beach are a firetruck, police car and an ambulance.
I fear someone has died, so I get to the beach fast. I see my parents speaking to a police officer. They notice me and just bolt in my direction.
My mom hugs and kisses me. I'm like wtf man. I ask them and they say that they thought I had drowned, so they called 911.
There I stand, everyone watching me in silence with my still erect penis protruding from my pants.
