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“Neither one, man. I love them. They my brothers. I wouldn’t trade neither one of them.”

    At FIBA, Anthony Edwards was inappropriately asked by a reporter if he would rather trade Towns or Gobert. Initially, Edwards merely looked off the ridiculous query. Then he turned back and strongly declared “Neither one, man. I love them. They my brothers. I wouldn’t trade neither one of them."
    At the league office, Adam Silver was inappropriately asked by a reporter if he would rather ban Kevin Porter jr or Miles Bridges. Initially, Silver merely looked off the ridiculous query. Then he turned back and strongly declared “Neither one, man. I love them. They my brothers. I wouldn’t ban neither one of them."
    At his home office, Kelvin Benjamin was inappropriately asked by a reporter if he would rather ban the Big Mac or the Whopper. Initially, Benjamin looked off the ridiculous query. Then he turned back and strongly declared “Neither one, man. I love them. They my burgers. I wouldn’t ban neither one of them.”
    At the Celtics office, Grant Williams was inappropriately asked by a reporter if he would rather make his first or second free throw. Initially, Williams merely looked off the ridiculous query. Then he turned back and strongly declared “Neither one, man. I love them. They my free throws. I wouldn’t make neither one of them."
    At FIBA, Steve Kerr was inappropriately asked by a reporter if he would rather play Jaren Jackson Jr. or Walker Kessler at center. Initially, Kerr, merely looked off the ridiculous query. Then he turned back and strongly declared, “Neither one man. I love them. They my brothers. I wouldn’t play neither of them at center.”

    No rollback? What a terrible decision.

      No rollback? What a terrible decision. I guess you don't want your endgame achievements to have any integrity. You just showed your hard core players what you really think of them and their achievements. 10K non afk hour player saying goodbye for the first and final time. ✌🏼

      “Berserk readers have no reading comprehension”

        Berserk copypasta
        “Berserk readers have no reading comprehension”

This statement pisses me off a lot because it’s usually done by the r/berserklejerk community where they criticise the posts on the main sub for being stupid but they’re really just posters from r/berserklejerk trolling on the main sub. Also they act like a bunch of self-entitled cunts and look down on us. Just because some people struggle to understand Berserk doesn’t mean you should judge them for it and not everyone can read and write you know. Also, how are they going to call us stupid when all they do is post the same Donovan, Rape Horse, nuts and Cosco and Griffussy memes while they leech onto content from the main sub like a malnourished infant suckling onto the sagging teat of their starving mother. If anything they’re the ones that are stupid. That sub exists for a reason don’t post on this one.

        Hello Everyone, I’m Scott, President of Domino’s Pizza!

          Scott presents the Domino's App Feat Hatsune Miku
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          Hello everyone, I’m Scott, President of Dominos Pizza. Have you heard of Hatsune Miku? Today I would like to announce a new collaborative project featuring Hatsune Miku: Dominos App Featuring Hatsune Miku. Hatsune Miku exists in a software called Vocaloid. Vocaloid enables you to produce songs. A character named Hatsune Miku sings the songs you create. A great feature is you can create songs as you like. I knew our talented Dominos Pizza crew could work together and create great vocaloid songs. Bokaro-p, E-shi, Choukyou-shi, Furitsuke-shi, everyone! Amazing vocaloid songs have been created with the fantastic imagination of the crews from all over Japan. The challenge was successfully carried out, and this new collaborative app was produced. Based on Miku’s image, the Dominos app changes its appearance. A lot of music and illustrations produced by Dominos crew are here. From the menu to the order, it looks very cute: just like Miku. Once your pizza’s delivered, have some fun with Miku! It comes with a social camera function, and you can take various poses, pictures of Miku: Very cool. And last, but not least, the live performance! Start the pizza stage live and point the camera towards the pizza box, and the pizza box will turn into a live dancing venue. A live performance of Love for Night produced by Dominos crew! Here we go! Miku sings Let’s enjoy the rest of the performance, with the app!
          Hello everyone. I'm Scott, President of Domino's Pizza. Have you heard of Hatsune Miku? Today I'd like to announce a new collaborative project featuring Hatsune Miku: Domino's App, featuring Hatsune Miku. Hatsune Miku exists in a software called Vocaloid. Vocaloid enables you to produce songs. A character called Hatsune Miku sings the songs you create. A great feature is you can create songs as you like. I knew our talented Domino's Pizza crew could work together and create great Vocaloid songs. Bokuro P, Eshi, Chiyo Kiyoshi, Furitsu Keshi, everyone! Amazing Vocaloid songs have been created with the fantastic imagination of the crews all over Japan. The challenge was successfully carried out and this new collaborative app was produced.

D O M I N O S P I Z Z A

Based on Miku's image, the Domino's App changes its appearance. A lot of music and illustrations produced by Domino's crew are here. From the menu to the order, it looks very cute, just like Miku. Once your pizza's delivered, have some fun with Miku! It comes with a social camera function and you can take various poses, pictures of Miku, very cool. And last, but not least, the live performance! Start the pizza stage live and point the camera towards the pizza box, and the pizza box will turn into a live dancing venue. A live performance of Luv4Night produced by Domino's crew! Here we go!

D O M I N O S P I Z Z A

Let's enjoy the rest of the performance with the app!

          You will never be breakcore.

            Your music will never be breakcore. You have no gabber, you have no bpm, you have no melody. You are a deranged weeb twisted by anime and vaporwave into a crude mockery of the internet's perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your music taste behind closed doors. Musicians are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of music have allowed people to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even jungle artists who “pass” sound weird and uninspired. Your pads are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he hears your slow, boring song. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your artist name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a jungle artist is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably 150 bpm. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

            Based on the ‘You Will Never Be A Woman‘ copypasta

            I have a fetish for liberal women

              Fetish for liberal women copypasta
              I’m a white Christian conservative man which automatically makes me a terrible person apparently in the eyes of liberal women. I’ve been told I don’t get an opinion because I’m a white man lol

Im a Trump supporter who is voting for Trump again. I don’t own many guns, but I have a couple. Im also pro life and I go to church regularly.

That being said, I have to admit I have this attraction to liberal women. I know it sounds crazy. It really does. But I can’t help it.

When I see Ana Kasparian go on a rant, I may 100% disagree, but I can feel her passion and that’s a turn on. When I see you crazy liberal women shouting people down at marches, once again I may disagree but I can’t help but like it.

You get extra points if you have tattoos and piercings but it’s definitely not a requirement. I also don’t mind if your hair color is different. Race also doesn’t matter to me unlike you liberal women 😉

I want to see you wear a MAGA hat even though you probably despise it. I want you to take pictures posing with my guns. You may think you won’t like it but you will 😉