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Hurricane ⛈ IDA is CUMMING 💦

    heY 👋 u StOrMii 🌧 ☔️ SLUTZZZ 😬😋Hurricane ⛈ IDA is CUMMING 💦💦 & so is this DICK 🍆🍆‼️....Ladies 👯‍♀️ you ready for some Category 5️⃣ ASS fuCkIn ??? 😈🌨🌧 A state of 🚨EmerJIZZcy 🚨has been 😱 DICKlared 🚔 for New WHORE-leans, 😵 MissiTITsi, 😂👌🏼PENISSEE 🤠 & ArkansASS 🍑‼️No matter🙅🏼‍♂️where you at 🌎 dAt pussy’s 🐱gonna be DRenChEd! 🤣🤪 When IDA CUMS 💦 it's gonna be WET n WILD. 🤘🏽So make SURE to get the PROPER 😉 PROTECTION 🍆. Cus the wind 💨 is not gonna be the only thing BLOWIN tonight 😉👅. SEND to of your 1️⃣0️⃣ WETTEST bitches to get DRENCHED 😍 by Daddy tonight! 😍😘😘👅👅.

    In order to be born…

      Femboy copypasta
      In order to be born you needed: 2 parents, 4 grandparents 8 great-grandparents 16 second great-grandparents 32 third great-grandparents 64 fourth great-grandparents 128 fifth great-grandparents 256 sixth great-grandparents 512 seventh great-grandparents 1024 eighth great-grandparents 2048 ninth great-grandparents For you to be born today from 12 previous generations you needed a total of 4094 ancestors over the last 400 years. Think for a moment - how many struggles? How many battles? How many difficulties? How much sadness? How much happiness? How many love stories? How many expressions of hope for the future? - did you ancestors have to undergo for you to exist in this present moment, and you want to be a femboy slut.

      I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks.

        I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks. I don't know why, but when I watch videos of black men shaking their cheeks, my mouth starts to drool, and I dance with the black man as well. When I'm looking at the mirror, I sometimes hallucinate, and see a black man twerking on my couch, and that brings a smile to my face.

        Generic Youtube gaming video be like:

          Loud 🔊 dubstep intro 🕳 with rotating 🔄 3D 🤩‼ text 📲 Hey 👋, whaddup guys 👨, it's your 👉 boi 🗳✔, <insert 🍌👋 edgy 🍆 name 🏷 here> here, and today 📅 I'm 😮 gonna show 📺 you 👆 this easy-to-do awesome 👍 little 👌 glitch for easy 🐳🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 unlimited 💪 money 🤑 solo 💯. Before 😂 showing 📺 you 👆 this glitch I'd 😣 just like 👍 to take 👫 a minute ⏰ and talk 🗣 about what I ☝ want ⚠ to do with the channel 🌍📺 in the future 📡. I 👁 know 🤔 you 👆 guys 👨 have been liking 👍 my latest 🥳 videos 🎥 a lot 💯 but 🍑 I'd 😗 love 😍 to see 👀 some comments 🍆 on how to improve 💸 my videos 📹 in the future 📡. And guys 👦, last ♿ video 🎥 had the amazing 🤩💙💛 amount 💱 of likes 👍 of 1.000 ⬆, so let's 👏 see 👀 if we can get more than that, maybe 🤔 2.000!! So be sure 💯 to smash 😩 that likebutton and if you 👉🏻 haven't already 😞, be sure 💯 to subscribe 🥵. If we make 🛠 it to 2.000 likes 👍, I ☝ might 🤔 do a sharkcard giveaway 🎉 next 👉 week 🌖🌑, so you 👉🏻 don't wanna 😱 miss 😞 it! So don't forget to both subscribe 📥✅ and hit 👊 that bell 🛎🔕🔔 next ♊ to the subscribe 📷 button 💯, and then apply 😤🤔 for getting all 😳 my notifications 👀, so you 👉🏻 can be sure 💯 to see 👀 my next ♊ videos 📼. I 👁 make 🛠 a lot 💯 of daily 📆 GTA content 🗞 that I'm 😮 sure 💯 will fit 🙌 most of you 👆 guys 👦 out there. They range 👻🤛🟨 from glitches, to highlights and all 🏳️‍🌈 kind 🖐🏾 of neat 😫😡 stuff 😜. But 🍑 if you're not only into GTA, that's ↗ ok 👌🏻, as I 👁 have a cool 😎 G2A coupon 🎫 code 🚱: "G1TGUD", which gives you 👉🏻 a whooping 3 🔡🔀⏬% off your 👉 purchases 👷‍♀️. And I'm 👈 not only giving 👉 you 👆 that coupon 🎫 code 🚱 so I 👁 can build 🏢 up ⬆ reward 🎁🅱 money 🤑 from a shady 🌑 company 🏢👁, but 🍑 also 😝💝 give 🎁 something back ⬅ to you 👆 guys 👨 for helping 💁 me out a ton 💰 on this channel 🌍📺. I 👁 have got 💪 to say 💬 that it's all 🏳️‍🌈 possible 🙅🏻‍♀️👨‍👨‍👦 because of you 👆 guys 👨. I 👁 can't 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️ say 🗣 this enough 💦, thank 🙏 you 👆 guys 👨🏾 so much 😩😂🙀 for your 👉 support ✔. You 👆 really 💯 mean 😏 the world 🌍🌎🌏 to me. But 😳 I ☝ think 💭 I'm 👈 just rambling too much 😩😂🙀 here, so I ☝ think 🤔 we'll 🤔 move 📦 on to the actual glitch. Ok 👌 so guys 👦 this glitch was found 🔎 by my friend 🐶 xXx_B00tYm4$ter_2001_xXxSwagzX and he 👨 just started 🆕 his 👋 youtube 👨🏾‍💻 channel 🌍📺 and could really 💯 use some of your 👉 guys' 👦 help 🆘! I'll 🤒 leave 🍑🍆💦 his 👋 channel 🌍📺 in the description 🗣 down ⬇ below 👇🏻 so be sure 💯 to check ✔ him 👴 out after 2️⃣ this video 🎥 and give 🎁 his 👋 videos 📼 a ton 🏋️‍♂️ of likes 👍 and subscribe 📥✅ to him 👴 so he 👨 can find 🔎 more of this awesome 👍 glitches, just for you 👆 guys 👦!! Ok 👌🏻 so for this glitch you'll need a garage. Get your 👉 car 🚗 to the garage, kill 🔪 yourself and there you 👉🏻 have it! Awesome 👍 duplication glitch and see 👁 you 👆 guys 👦 in the next 👉 video 📼! Loud 🔊 dubstep outro with rotating 🔄 3D 😎 text 📲 and annotations 😏 to other videos 📹 with clickbait 😲🤤 thumbnails

          *notices dead chat*

            notices dead chat

OwO what's this? 🥺

performs CPR UwU

ch-chat.... i r-resurrect you 🥺🥺🥺🥺

breathes into mouth of server

notices heartbeat

UwO what's this? you're finally back to life s-server!! 🥺🥺🥺

thank god 🥺🥺🥺🥺 i was so worried about you!! 😥🥺

what ever would i do without you, daddy discord server? 🥺🥺

now we can finally live happily ever after, just you and me, daddy discord server..... 🥺🥰

            i took revenge on the fly that sexually assaulted me

              i took revenge on the fly that sexually assaulted me

I was trying to take a fat shit a diarrhea to be exact. I was just minding my own shitting business until a fly by the age of 18 days (42 in fly years) sexually assaulted my ass and crawled all over it. I got scared and jumped up and down to get the fly off my ass. And what happened next made me shit all over the toilet seat. But i didn't care about that, that was the least of my worries. What i worry about is my ptsd because of it. I went to 10 therapists and they all told me im stupid and its a fly. I was too scared to take a shit after 4 days. But one day i had to piss and... i saw him... the fly that sexually assaulted me, I as a professional football player (well in my dreams i am) aimed my dick at the fly and said "hasta la vista baby" and pissed on the fly killing him instantly then i wiped the toilet seat clean and took the fattest shit with no worry at all.