We were in maths class doing a very mathematical maths test. My friend got very turned on by the maths on the page so he made a penis on the calculator and started rubbing one off in class. He was wanking for about 10 minutes until we all heard a loud "UUUHUUUUH YEA" HIS CUM WAS ALL OVER THE CALCULATOR. He tried to deny it saying his dad did it but we know math makes him cum. "Calculate and ejaculate" - friend.
2 days ago i had to kill my friend (19m). it started when we where in maths class. we were making the usual quandale dingle and morbius memes when he asked to go to the bathroom. he never has to go so i was a bit sceptical. i (20m) snuck out and followed him, without his knowledge. i looked under the cubical he was in and saw him shitting into his hand and rubbing it all over him, onto the walls, his face and his penis. i then saw him beat his meat to morbius r34. when he cummed he shouted out quandale dingle, but he saw me. he shouted out my name, Jeremiah bingle. he tried breaking into the cubicle that i was in, still covered in shit, with his penis hanging out he shouted “ITS MORBIN TIME!” and started slapping me and punching me. he then ran into the classroom and grabbed his bag. i heard the screams. they were terrifying. he then grabbed a knife from his bag and started violently scraping the shit of himself and snorting it. i kicked him away and broke the toilet lid off. i then hit him over the head shouting “GET MORBED” as brain matter, blood and shit flew everywhere. after a few hits, he died. i am typing this in the back of a police van, covered in blood, poop and brain. i m going to court next week and i am pleading in self defense. AMA
GRRRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF BARK GRRRR WOOF SNARL HSSSS GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRR HSSSS WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRRR HSSSSS BARK ARF GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK GRRR SNARL ARF WOOF BARK ARF SNARL HSSSSSSBARK BARK WOOF GRRRRRRRRRR WOOF BARK BARK GRRRRRR BARK BARK growl WOOF WOOF WOOF HA HA HA HA BARK BARK GROWL BARK grrrRRROOF WOOF WOOF👹👺GGRRR😼😼👻BARK🐶🐶BARK🤴👨🎤👨🎤WOOF🧟♀️🧟♀️🧟♀️GGGGRRR🧛🧛🧛GRR🐻🐻🐻🐻BARKNFKFLH🦧🦧🦧🦧🐐🐐FMSMANBARK🔥🔥🔥WOOF✍️✍️WOOF🌰🌰GR🤼♀️🤼♀️🤼♀️TNGFMR🗽🗽🗽BARK🤶🤶🤶🤶BARL🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟🧟👰♂️BARK🫀🫀🫁🫁BARK👥🫂👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽WOOF🦷🦷👅👅👅💋💋WOOF👣👆🏾🤙🦵WOOF🙀🙀🙀GGRRRR BARRKKFNBFB👺👺👹👹GRR🤖🤖🤡WOMGMHMBOF😪😪😪GRR🥸🥸BARKNFKFLH 🫁🫂🫂👩🏿👩🏿👩🏿👤🗣️BARK BARK🗣️🗣️🗣️❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥BARK🔛🔝❤️🔥❤️🔥WOOF GGGGRRR🧌🧌GRR🕺🏻💃🕺🏻💃🕺🏻🕺WOMGMHMBOF👩👩👧👧👩👩👦👨👨👧👦👩❤️💋👨GRRR🪖🪖BARK BARK🐼🐼🐼🐻🐮🦊WOOF🐩🐩🐕ARF🐲🐧🐲GRRR🦦🦦🐔🦦GXNXHSJSH🐾🐾🐾🐾BRRR🐳🐳BARK👄👄🫦🫦BARK💄🔛🔝🗣️🔥✍️✍️*foams mouth* GRRRRR *snarl* BITE BITE MUNCHSJFHJSGRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK WOOF OWOOOO HOWL WITH ME OWOOOOOOOOOO BARK BARK GRRR......*sniffs* BARKGGRRR BARK BARK WOOF GGGGRRR GRR BARKNFKFLH FMSMANBARK WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GGRRRR BARRKKFNBFB GRR WOMGMHMBOF GRR BARKNFKFLH BARK BARK BARK WOOF GGGGRRR GRR WOMGMHMBOF GRRR BARK BARK WOOF ARF GRRR GXNXHSJSH BRRR BARK BARKGRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SNARL GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SHART GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SNARL GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARFOpen long wall text versions
ARF BARK GROWL RRR GRR RAWR BARK BARK ARF
GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF ARF BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR SNARL SNARL HSSSSSSS GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF ARF BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR SNARL SNARL HSSSSSSS GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF WOOF BARK GRRRRRR
GRRR GRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GROWL ARGH ARF ARF SNARL HISS WOOF ARGH GROWL GRRR GGRRRGRRR GRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GROWL ARGH ARF SNARL HISS WOOF ARGH GROWL GRRR GGRRRGRRR GRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GROWL ARGH ARF ARF SNARL HISS WOOF ARGH GROWL GRRR GGRRRGRRR GRRR WOOF BARKKGRRR
GRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK GRRR ARF BARK GRRRR WOOF SNARL HSSSSS GRRRR WOOF BARK BARK ARF GRRRR HSSSS WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRR SNARL BARK ARF GRRRR WOOF HISSS BARK GRRR SNARL ARF WOOF BARK ARF SNARL HSSSSSS HSSSSSS GRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK ARF BARK ARF BARK WOOF GRRRR HISSS GRR BARK ARF
GRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF GRR GROWL WOOF HISSSSSSSS GRRR BARK BARK WOOF HISSS HISSS GRRRR GRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF GRR GROWL WOOF HISSSSSSSS GRRR BARK BARK WOOF HISSS HISSS GRRRR GRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF GRR GROWL WOOF HISSSSSSSS GRRR BARK BARK WOOF HISSS HISSS GRRRR
BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRGRGRGR HSISSSS HISSSSS BITE BITE SNARL SNARL GRRRRR BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRG
BARK 🤬🐗WOOF 🐒BARK 🐕🦺RUFF 😡🐺BARK 🐻BARK 🤬🦊BARK 🐕BARK 🐻WOOF 🐕WOOF 🦊RUFF 🐂RUFF🦮 GRRRRR🐕🦺 BARK🐶 BARK 🤬🦁WOOF😡🙊 WOOF 🦁GRRRR🐶 RUFF 🐴RUFF🐗 BARK🐺 😡WOOF🦮 RUFF🐕 GRRRR🐶 BARK 🐕🦺BARK
GRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK
GRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK
BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR SLOBBER DROOL BARK BARK ARFFF GROWL GRRRR SNARL GRRRRR GROWLL GROWL GRR BARK BARK BARK ARFFFFF DROOL GRRRR BARK BARK BARK
BARK BARK BARK GRR WOOF SNARL SNArL BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF BARK BARK SNARL BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK GRRRR GRR RGRR GR
BARK BARK BARK BADL BALD. NARK BAKE BALE KAVEE L BARK BARKBARKBAKR KABSKSB BARK VAKR BALR BARK BARKE HSBAKE BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BAKE BAKR BARK BRK GGGGSGHSGSGSGGRRRRRRRR BARKBOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWS BARK BARK BARK BARK GRRRR RRUGFFFFFFFFF BARKRKKRKTKTKTKTKTKRKR
BARK BARK BARK GRRRRRR GRRRRR ARFARFARFARF BITE BITE BITE BITE GRRRRRRRR GRRROOOOWWWWLLLLLLL SNARRLLLLLL BITE BITE BITE BITE BITE GRRRRRRRR ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF GRRRR SNARLLL BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GRRRRRR GRRRRR ARFARFARFARF BITE BITE HISSSSSSSSS HISSSSSSS BITE BITE BITE
BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRGRGRGR HSISSSS HISSSSS BITE BITE SNARL SNARL GRRRRR BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRG
rawrarwrarwrarrwrarwrararar RAWR !!! baAKR BARK ARK ARK AWOOOOOOO ARW GGRRRRRR GRR GRRRRRRrrRrrrRRRRRRRR ARF ARF WANG WANG WANV !!!!!! GRRRRRR WANG !!!!!! RAWR RAWR RAWR RAWR BARK BARK barK BAKR ABKR BaRrRRkKk nnn !!! GRRRRRRRRRRRR HNGGSGRRRRRRRRRRR RAWR RAWR RAWR RAW RRR RRARR
BARK BARK JSKDJDKSKS HISS SNARL GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HISSSD GRR ARF HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GRRRRRR GRRRR AAAAAARRGHHHH BARK HISSSS GRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF JAKDHSJHS SNARL HISS BARK SNARL BARK BARK JSKDJDKSKS HISS SNARL GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HISSSD GRR ARF BARKKK GRRRR WOOF ARF ARF
BARKBARKBARKBARK RRRRRRR WOOFWOOFWOOFEOOFWOOFWOOF BARKBARKBARKBARK AWOOOOOOOOºººOOOOOºººOOOOO AWOOOOOOOO BARK BARK AWOOOOOGRRRRRRR ARFARFARFARF GUUURR GROWL SNAARLLLL GRRRAA BARKBARKBARBARKBARKBARKBRK BITEBITEBITECHOMPCHOMP GRRRRRRRRBITEBTIEBITE ARFARFARFARFARFARFAEFAEFAE
BARK BARK GRIWLLL SNRARLING YELLING BITE BITE BITE NIGHTMARE BARK BARK ARF ARF HISSSSSSSSSSSSS SNARL SNARL BARK GRRRRRRRR RFRFRFRFRFRDFDFR GROWL GROWL BARK BARK BARK BITE BITE BITE HISSING HISS GRRRRRRRRRROWL BARK BITE BITE HISS ARF ARF ARF WOOF BITE BITE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGH
SLURP GRRRR BARK BARK WOOF GROWL SLURP CHEW DROOL BARK WOOF WOOF YAP YAP GASP ARF ARF AWOOOOOO BARK GRRRR SLURP CHEW GNAW ARF ARF DROOL GRRRR BARK BARK WOOF SLURP GRRRR BARK BARK WOOF GROWL SLURP CHEW DROOL BARK WOOF WOOF YAP YAP GASP ARF ARF AWOOOOOO BARK GRRRR
BARK BARK WOOF GRR RRR RRR RURURURURU AWO WOOF RUFF RUFF BARK YAP YAP BARK GRR WOOF WOOF AROOO AROO BARK BARK BARK GRR RUFF RUFF WOOOOOO OOOO OOOO BARK BARK GRRRR RRRRR RRR WOOF WOOF YAP YAP AWOOOOOOO GRRRRR RRRR RUFF RUFF AWOOOOO OOO GRRRR RRRRR BARK BARK RRRRR RUFF RUFF RRR
GRRRRRRR ROOF ROOF BARK BARK YARP GRRRRR GROWL GRRRRR BARK BARK YARK YARK GRRR WOOF WOOF GRRR GROWL PANT GRRRR BARK BARK YAP YAP WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF GRRRRR GROWL GRRRRR BARK BARK YARK GRRRR BARK BARK YAP YAP WOOF WOOF PLS DFHHJ
GRRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF YAP YAP MOOOO BAHHHH SNIFF SNIFF SCRATCHES FEET SMELLS GROWLS PEES ROARRRRR BARK BARK NEIGHHH YIP ALLIGATOR NOISE GGGGRAWL NAMJOON NEMMMK MMMMM SIRUP KEN YUM BAHHH RAWRRR
ARF ARF RAWR MEOW COKADOODLEDOO MOOOOOO OINK OINK SNORT OOH OOH AH AH GRRRRR
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GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF ARF BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR SNARL SNARL HSSSSSSS GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF ARF BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR SNARL SNARL HSSSSSSS GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF WOOF BARK GRRRRRR ARF BARK GROWL RRR GRR RAWR BARK BARK ARF BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRGRGRGR HSISSSS HISSSSS BITE BITE SNARL SNARL GRRRRR BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRG GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF ARF BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR SNARL SNARL HSSSSSSS GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF ARF BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR SNARL SNARL HSSSSSSS GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF WOOF BARK GRRRRRR BARK 🤬🐗WOOF 🐒BARK 🐕🦺RUFF 😡🐺BARK 🐻BARK 🤬🦊BARK 🐕BARK 🐻WOOF 🐕WOOF 🦊RUFF 🐂RUFF🦮 GRRRRR🐕🦺 BARK🐶 BARK 🤬🦁WOOF😡🙊 WOOF 🦁GRRRR🐶 RUFF 🐴RUFF🐗 BARK🐺 😡WOOF🦮 RUFF🐕 GRRRR🐶 BARK 🐕🦺BARK BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR SLOBBER DROOL BARK BARK ARFFF GROWL GRRRR SNARL GRRRRR GROWLL GROWL GRR BARK BARK BARK ARFFFFF DROOL GRRRR BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GRR WOOF SNARL SNArL BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF BARK BARK SNARL BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK GRRRR GRR RGRR GR BARK BARK BARK BADL BALD. NARK BAKE BALE KAVEE L BARK BARKBARKBAKR KABSKSB BARK VAKR BALR BARK BARKE HSBAKE BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BAKE BAKR BARK BRK GGGGSGHSGSGSGGRRRRRRRR BARKBOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWS BARK BARK BARK BARK GRRRR RRUGFFFFFFFFF BARKRKKRKTKTKTKTKTKRKR BARK BARK BARK GRRRRRR GRRRRR ARFARFARFARF BITE BITE BITE BITE GRRRRRRRR GRRROOOOWWWWLLLLLLL SNARRLLLLLL BITE BITE BITE BITE BITE GRRRRRRRR ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF GRRRR SNARLLL BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GRRRRRR GRRRRR ARFARFARFARF BITE BITE HISSSSSSSSS HISSSSSSS BITE BITE BITE BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRGRGRGR HSISSSS HISSSSS BITE BITE SNARL SNARL GRRRRR BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRGRGRGR HSISSSS HISSSSS BITE BITE SNARL SNARL GRRRRR BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRG GRRRRR GRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK GRRR ARF BARK GRRRR WOOF SNARL HSSSSS GRRRR WOOF BARK BARK ARF GRRRR HSSSS WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRR SNARL BARK ARF GRRRR WOOF HISSS BARK GRRR SNARL ARF WOOF BARK ARF SNARL HSSSSSS HSSSSSS GRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK ARF BARK ARF BARK WOOF GRRRR HISSS GRR BARK ARF BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR SLOBBER DROOL BARK BARK ARFFF GROWL GRRRR SNARL GRRRRR GROWLL GROWL GRR BARK BARK BARK ARFFFFF DROOL GRRRR BARK BARK BARK rawrarwrarwrarrwrarwrararar RAWR !!! baAKR BARK ARK ARK AWOOOOOOO ARW GGRRRRRR GRR GRRRRRRrrRrrrRRRRRRRR ARF ARF WANG WANG WANV !!!!!! GRRRRRR WANG !!!!!! RAWR RAWR RAWR RAWR BARK BARK barK BAKR ABKR BaRrRRkKk nnn !!! GRRRRRRRRRRRR HNGGSGRRRRRRRRRRR RAWR RAWR RAWR RAW RRR RRARR BARK BARK JSKDJDKSKS HISS SNARL GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HISSSD GRR ARF HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GRRRRRR GRRRR AAAAAARRGHHHH BARK HISSSS GRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF JAKDHSJHS SNARL HISS BARK SNARL BARK BARK JSKDJDKSKS HISS SNARL GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HISSSD GRR ARF BARKKK GRRRR WOOF ARF ARF BARKBARKBARKBARK RRRRRRR WOOFWOOFWOOFEOOFWOOFWOOF BARKBARKBARKBARK AWOOOOOOOOºººOOOOOºººOOOOO AWOOOOOOOO BARK BARK AWOOOOOGRRRRRRR ARFARFARFARF GUUURR GROWL SNAARLLLL GRRRAA BARKBARKBARBARKBARKBARKBRK BITEBITEBITECHOMPCHOMP GRRRRRRRRBITEBTIEBITE ARFARFARFARFARFARFAEFAEFAE ARF BARK GROWL RRR GRR RAWR BARK BARK ARF BARK BARK GRIWLLL SNRARLING YELLING BITE BITE BITE NIGHTMARE BARK BARK ARF ARF HISSSSSSSSSSSSS SNARL SNARL BARK GRRRRRRRR RFRFRFRFRFRDFDFR GROWL GROWL BARK BARK BARK BITE BITE BITE HISSING HISS GRRRRRRRRRROWL BARK BITE BITE HISS ARF ARF ARF WOOF BITE BITE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGH SLURP GRRRR BARK BARK WOOF GROWL SLURP CHEW DROOL BARK WOOF WOOF YAP YAP GASP ARF ARF AWOOOOOO BARK GRRRR SLURP CHEW GNAW ARF ARF DROOL GRRRR BARK BARK WOOF SLURP GRRRR BARK BARK WOOF GROWL SLURP CHEW DROOL BARK WOOF WOOF YAP YAP GASP ARF ARF AWOOOOOO BARK GRRRR BARK BARK WOOF GRR RRR RRR RURURURURU AWO WOOF RUFF RUFF BARK YAP YAP BARK GRR WOOF WOOF AROOO AROO BARK BARK BARK GRR RUFF RUFF WOOOOOO OOOO OOOO BARK BARK GRRRR RRRRR RRR WOOF WOOF YAP YAP AWOOOOOOO GRRRRR RRRR RUFF RUFF AWOOOOO OOO GRRRR RRRRR BARK BARK RRRRR RUFF RUFF RRR GRRRRRRR ROOF ROOF BARK BARK YARP GRRRRR GROWL GRRRRR BARK BARK YARK YARK GRRR WOOF WOOF GRRR GROWL PANT GRRRR BARK BARK YAP YAP WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF GRRRRR GROWL GRRRRR BARK BARK YARK GRRRR BARK BARK YAP YAP WOOF WOOF PLS DFHHJ GRRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF YAP YAP MOOOO BAHHHH SNIFF SNIFF SCRATCHES FEET SMELLS GROWLS PEES ROARRRRR BARK BARK NEIGHHH YIP ALLIGATOR NOISE GGGGRAWL NAMJOON NEMMMK MMMMM SIRUP KEN YUM BAHHH RAWRRR ARF ARF RAWR MEOW COKADOODLEDOO MOOOOOO OINK OINK SNORT OOH OOH AH AH GRRRRR
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GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARE ARF BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR SNARL
SNARL Hsssssss GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF WOOF BARK ARF
GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARE ARF BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR SNARL
SNARL Hsssssss GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF WOOF BARK
GRRRRRR ARE BARK GROWL RRR GRR RAWR BARK BARK ARE BARK BARK RUGF RUGG
FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAÅA AAÅAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR
HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRGRGRGR HSIssss Hisssss BITE BITE SNARL
SNARL GRRRRR BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR
AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR
GRGRGRGRG GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARE ARE BARK WOOF WOOF
GRRRRR SNARL SNARL Hsssssss GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF
WOOF BARK ARE GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARE ARE BARK WOOF WOOF
GRRRRR SNARL SNARL Hsssssss GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF
WOOF BARK 'SRUFF V BARK '"BARK
WOOF BARK GRRRRRR BARK
BARK *BARK WOOF *WOOF RUFF GRRRRR BARKE BARK u'
WOOF' • WOOF SGRRRRV RUFF RUFF"' BARKV 'WOOF'8 RUFF* GRRRR
BARK •H BARK BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR SLOBBER DROOL BARK BARK ARFFF
GROWL GRRRR SNARL GRRRRR GROWLL GROWL GRR BARK BARK BARK ARFFFFF
DROOL GRRRR BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GRR WOOF SNARL SNArL BARK
BARK BARK BARK WOOF BARK BARK SNARL BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF
BARK BARK BARK GRRRR GRR RGRR GR BARK BARK BARK BADL BALD. NARK BAKE
BALE KAVEE L BARK BARKBARKBAKR KABSKSB BARK VAKR BALR BARK BARKE HSBAKE
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BAKE BAKR BARK BRK
GGGGSGHSGSGSGGRRRRRRRR BARKBOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWS BARK BARK BARK
BARK GRRRR RRUGFFFFFFFFF BARKRKKRKTKTKTKTKTKRKR BARK BARK BARK
GRRRRRR GRRRRR ARFARFARFARF BITE BITE BITE BITE GRRRRRRRR
GRRROOOOWWWWLLLLLLL SNARRLLLLLL BITE BITE BITE BITE BITE GRRRRRRRR ARF
ARF ARE ARF ARE ARF GRRRR SNARLLL BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GRRRRRR
GRRRRR ARFARFARFARF BITE BITE Hisssssssss Hisssssss BITE BITE BITE BARK
BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAUAARAÅAAAAAA AAAAA GRE
RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRGRGRGR HSIssss Hisssss
BITE BITE SNARL SNARL GRRRRR BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR
GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR
HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRGRGRGR HSIssss Hisssss BITE BITE SNARL
SNARL GRRRRR BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR
AÅAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR
GRGRGRGRG GRRRRR GRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK GRRR ARE BARK GRRRR WOOF
SNARL Hsssss GRRRR WOOF BARK BARK ARE GRRRR Hssss WOOF WOOF BARK ARE
GRRRR SNARL BARK ARE GRRRR WOOF Hisss BARK GRRR SNARL ARF WOOF BARK
ARF SNARL Hssssss Hssssss GRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK ARF BARK ARF BARK
WOOF GRRRR Hisss GRR BARK ARE BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR SLOBBER DROOL BARK
BARK ARFFF GROWL GRRRR SNARL GRRRRR GROWLL GROWL GRR BARK BARK BARK
ARFFFFF DROOL GRRRR BARK BARK BARK
RAWR baAKR
BARK ARK ARK AWOOOOOOO ARW GGRRRRRR GRR GRRRRRRrrRmRRRRRRRR ARE
ARF WANG WANG WAW GRRRRRR WANG RAWR RAWR RAWR RAWR BARK
BARK barK BAKR ABKR BaRrRRkKk nnn GRRRRRRRRRRRR HNGGSGRRRRRRRRRRR
RAWR RAWR RAWR RAW RRR RRARR BARK BARK JSKDJDKSKS Hiss SNARL
GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Hissso GRR ARE HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GRRRRRR GRRRR AAAAAARRGHHHH BARK Hissss GRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF
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Found loads of porn and titty pics on my BFs computer plus loads of chats with people who are into the same thing on discord. I'm so confused on how to feel about this. Worst thing is, with one of those guys from discord, they send each other those titty videos with cum all over, blowjob videos and just different porn, and they would be like .. " Do you want to wank with me?" Also, one of those guys would send him pictures of his wife's boobs and would ask my BF to cum all over the picture.
They would also send each other dick pics of how hard their dicks are ...
Bro, is this normal or I'm i dating a weirdo!?
So I'm not homophobic but...
Just imagine being gay lol, it's so stupid. Imagine liking men so much you would want to live with one forever. Imagine seeing a man's pecs and just thinking about how comfortable they must be to rest your head on.
Imagine being able to feel safe and aroused around big muscular men. While they call you a good boy, and treat you gently.
Imagine resting in another man arms, kissing him and hugging him with all your strength. Slowly ensnaring one of his legs with yours. Feeling his warmth, his breath, his heartbeat. Imagine being happy about this, feeling blessed to have found love. Imagine this man is now sucking on your cock. You should feel disgusted or mock him, but the only thing you feel is arousal, and a bit of pride. Imagine sucking this guy's dick. you should want to stop, but no, you only want to make him feel as good as he made you feel.
Imagine this same man pinning you down on your bed, as he frots his dick against yours, letting you do nothing but uncontrollably moan from pleasure. Instead of feeling powerless you feel so horny, so happy. You think it's so fun and hot. Then he cums on you and you cum on yourself, you should feel disgusted or sad, but you feel pleased, relieved even. Imagine that after that you just go clean yourself and then directly go back to cuddling with him.
Imagine being afraid of being found out, or of having your rights removed because you dare be in love with the wrong person. Imagine feeling dread when you hear kid spout out that homosexuals should get killed for being degenerates. Imagine feeling pure terror at the thought of seeing your rights revoked. Imagine knowing that if this happens, you are dead because everything about your identity is probably stored somewhere.
Lol gays are so dumb its so funny.
Throwaway account because my family knows my main, and I don’t want them to know about this.
So as the title states, BB has ruined our sex life. It started with us getting frisky to the show, and devolved to the point where we can’t even have sex without it on.
If I’m on top I’ll watch the show while I do my thing. We both turn our heads to the side and watch it on the TV. We love doggy style because we can both watch it at the same time. Originally missionary was our favourite due to the intimacy, but we stopped it because we couldn’t watch the show.
A bit innocent so far, but the memes are where it goes downhill.
There’s a meme of Mike Ehrmantraut going “Walter. Put your dick away Walter. I’m not having sex with you right now.”
Now we found this absolutely hilarious and it somehow devolved into it being incorporated; If one wants sex and the other doesn’t, the immediate reply is doing a Mike impression and going “Put your dick away Walter.”
What’s even worse is that we changed it to say “Get your dick out Walter” or “Let me see those 8balls, Walter.” If we do want to have sex. I can’t even remember the last time either of us asked for sex normally.
Not only that, but during the act itself we make jokes about it.
“I’m like Walter and you’re like Mike, cuz I’m about to shoot something into your stomach!”
“I’m gonna make a meth outta you!”
“Choke me like Walt did to Krazy 8!”
“*in a Jesse voice* Yo I’m bout to shoot all over your face, Gale!”
All of these are actual things we’ve said.
Because of this weird obsession, everytime we see an RV we get horny. Everytime we hear the intro. Everytime someone mentions meth or the name Walter. Even when we see memes of the show on Discord or YouTube.
So yeah. That’s pretty much it. Breaking Bad fucking ruined our sex life and there’s no turning back now. Fuck sakes.