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Rehab was supposed to be a fresh start.

    Rehab was supposed to be a fresh start scene
    Rehab was supposed to be a fresh start. No matter how many starts I get, there's always the same ending. Everything falls apart and I end up alone. I'm still here, Bojack.

    Normally I’d call bs but Ye in his bag right now

      Kanye is in his bag right now 
      Normally id call bs but ye in his bag rn. Hes dialed in big time and idk i sorta feel like he wants to drop something insane really soon after donda just to show kim, and the world, that hes better then ever and counting him out is a mistake. The best revenge agains kim rn is to be the biggest thing on the planet, something she cant compete with. Not even fucking pete Davidson will outshine a second masterpiece within a year. Just my 2 cents.

      Best Valorant Agent (in my opinion)

        Sage

        I think easily the best VALORANT agent has to be Sage. Only Sage has the potential to top frag in high elo lobbies (i know becuz i've done it before in like gold 2 almost gold 3) and she is like the only healer in this entire game. Becuz like skye can only heal like other teammates but like sage can heal herself even though its only for like 45 health? im not sure but i know whatever number it is it is bigger than 0. She also has like the really cool walls like Grim my favorite youtuber and I can get easy kills and having a healer is very important in this game because like fall damage and stuff her wall and slows are also very good for like slowing because people will try to rush in and I will slow and wall so they can't push in and I get the easy headshots.

        Omen

        I think easily the best VALORANT agent has to be Omen. Only Omen has the potential to top frag in high elo lobbies (i know becuz i've done it before in like gold 2 almost gold 3) and he is like the only smoke flasher in this entire game. Becuz like Brim can only smoke, and Skye can only flash, but like Omen can do both by himself. He also has like the really cool teleports like Flexninja my favorite youtuber and I can get easy kills and having a smoker is very important in this game because ops and stuff his flash and smokes are also very good for like stopping pushes because people will try to rush in and I will blind and smoke so they can't push in and I get the easy headshots.

        Anime Titles Be Like

          ISTG WHY DO THESE ANIME BE HAVING THE MOST LONGEST NAMES EVER???!! WHAT THE HELL, THEY ALWAYS WANNA BE DIFFERENT LIKE WTF THE ENTIRE TITLE SPOILS THE ENTIRE FUCKING ANIME??? WHY JUST WHY DO THEY BE LIKE???
The Chronicles of a Cat-Eared, Time-Traveling, Ramen-Slurping, Hentai Artist, High School Student Who Also Happens to Be a Magical Girl, But Only on Weekends, and Her Quest to Find the Legendary, One-of-a-Kind, Limited-Edition, Strawberry-Flavored, Cursed Keychain that Can Save the World, or Maybe Just Her GPA, While Battling Interdimensional Toast Monsters, All While Juggling Part-Time Jobs and a Crush on a Sentient Rice Cooker in a Post-Apocalyptic, Alternate Universe Where Everyone Speaks in Rhyming Haikus and the Only Currency is Pocky Sticks.
On Netflix.
I DON'T WANNA WATCH YOUR ANIME ANYMORE, THE TITLE ITSELF IS SELF-EXPLANATORY!!!!

          Why is there such a stigma of large boobs in video games?

            I have large boobs. I want my character to look like me. I can't have my character look like me because apparently anything larger than a DD is "unrealistic." Then I bring it up to the fan base and I'm overreacting.

Edit: the average cup size in the US is 34 DD. The average cup size is the games largest in many games.

            Every day I wake up with a morning wood and the first thing comes to my mind is Furina

              Furina from Genshin
              Every day I wake up with a morning wood and the first thing comes to my mind is Furina. I think about Furina's modest chest when I brush my teeth. I think about Furina's thighs when I wash my face. When I take my breakfast I get reminded of Furina's delicious clit juice. I think about Furina's armpits when I am in classes. I fantasise about my kok being tied up by Furina's thigh rings when I take a pee break. When I take lunch I imagine ground pounding Furina while she moans in coquettish Frnch. Yes. Frnch. I don't even find it cringy anymore, and even emerged an impulse to learn Fr*nch just because I could use authentic slurs to insult her sexually in bed. I want to call her my little petite cumbag and seeing her smug face getting corrected on bed by my throbbing kok. I want her to repeatedly how magnifique and énorme my baguette is till I vehemently pour my crème de la donger inside her tender body. I cannot live one day longer without putting my kok inside Furina anymore. The reality without Furina as my personal cumdump is worse than that down in Meropid Fortress. Life is meaningless and torturous.