Hey, are you there? Haha.. I know this may sound cheesy, but.. I just really love you. I love everything about you. Whenever I see you online.. I can't help but smile. Seeing you is enough to make me flustered. Seriously, how could such an angelic person such as you be my friend? I really don't deserve you. You're so perfect.. my discord kitten. I'm in love with you. You're the light of my life. Without you, I would've never been this happy. Can we talk more? I enjoy your company. Can we call more? I like listening to your voice. Can we just be with each other for a little longer? I love you so much. I'm sorry if I don't reply, discord daddy needs to do his discord mod work. But don't worry, kitten. I will reply to you ASAP. Haha.. let me get to the point. Can we be... more than friends? Can you be... more than.. just my discord kitten? I want you to be my girlfriend. If not, that's fine.. not like it matters.. haha. I respect whatever you say. But I just really want you to be my girlfriend. I can be your boyfriend.. we can get online married in the future. I'll spoil you with money from my paycheck. I'm deeply in love with you.. FUCK. I love you so much. I can't bear to part from you. I just want to hug you forever. I love your smile, your voice, your personality, your laughter, your everything. I understand if you don't want to be my girlfriend.. after all.. you are more than what I am. I'm just saying.. I can give you yearly discord nitro if you want to be my girlfriend. Honestly, at this point... what I feel is more than love. I can't explain it.. but it is deeper than the word "love." Let's just talk for a little longer. When you go offline.. I immediately miss you. I don't want to be with anyone else but you. I want us to have matching My Dress-Up Darling icons. I want to be closer to you. My darling, my kitten, the love of my life.. please be my girlfriend. I will do anything for you to be my girlfriend.. I can be your boyfriend. Fuck, I love you so much....
According to natural selection and darwinism an individual of a species is more likely to live longer due to having more helpful traits based on genetic mutations, this helps spread these mutations to their offspring. Now let us bring in what is now commonly known as "head" or a "blowjob" into the equation, since the reproduction of offspring requires semen to enter the females fallopian tubes, giving head may prevent this from happening. But say what would it matter if somebody gave head and still followed through with natural reproduction (semen meeting the fallopian tubes), well more likely than not it is statistically inevitable that those giving better head would cause higher rates of "purposeful" or "accidental" ejaculation during their proccesses. Those who do not give head or are worse at it are statistically more likely to recieve higher rates of semen meeting their fallopian tube, therefor creating more offspring in the population.
Conclusion: Eventually "blowjobs" may fizzle out with evolution or simply we may evolve out of it, you never know if you are the last generation in the evolutionary tree of our species to get good head...
From the very beginning, the goal of FUCK PUTIN was to create a game as ridiculous as possible. Unfortunately, in the pursuit of this goal some boundaries were crossed.
After some unfavorable feedback I decided to remove from the game two types of Putins - Trans Putin and Black Putin.
The feedback has aptly highlighted that posting this type of content may offend some players. This was never my intention and I realize that putting this type of content in the game was not the smartest decision. The main purpose of the game was to attack Vladimir Putin, not any minority.
As a replacement for these types of Putins, two new models have been added to the game - Devil Putin and Zombie Putin. I hope that you will like them :)
The biggest oversight with Dark Willow is that she's unbelievably sexy. I can't go on a hour of my day without thinking about plowing that tight wooden ass. I'd kill a man in cold blood just to spend a minute with her crotch grinding against my throbbing manhood as she whispers terribly dirty things to me in her geographically ambiguous accent.
The biggest🙌💯oversight🔭🔍with Dark✊🏾Willow🌳is that she's unbelievably sexy🤤💦🍆. I can't go on a hour🕐of my day🌞without thinking💭💦about plowing👉👌🚜that tight😳wooden🌳ass💦🍑. I'd kill🔫😱a man👨 in cold❄️blood😈just to spend💷a minute⏱️with her crotch🍑😫grinding against my throbbing💦🍆💦manhood💦🍆💦as she whispers🙊😫terribly dirty💩💩things to me in her geographically🌍🌎ambiguous🌏🗺️accent🇮🇪.
I’m against circumcision (even though I’m circumcised), but I support a woman’s right to choose to have an abortion. This might sound like a double standard, but it’s not. A newborn child is unable to consent to surgical removal of foreskin, and yes; the child also can’t consent to being aborted, but there’s a key difference here. When circumcision takes place, the child is no-longer living inside of the mother. If the child is still inside of the mother, then the mother can decide what to do, just as a homeowner can choose whether to shoot an intruder. The choice to shoot an intruder is a right, but cutting off the intruder’s foreskin after he has left the house is different situation. That said, I understand the arguments for circumcision, and I won’t get on your case for choosing to circumcise. Like I said, I’m circumcised and I’m glad, because I have a really nice cock, so I get it.
I was diagnosed with lung cancer a few months ago and started cooking meth in order to pay for my treatment and provide for my family. An opportunity arose for me to sell my product to a major distributor. On my way to the drug deal, my pregnant wife informed me that she was in labor. Instead of going to the hospital, I dropped of the meth and missed the birth of my daughter. The deal earned me millions of dollars that will go directly to my family's future. I am feeling very conflicted about my decision.
Am I the asshole?
