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Army Femboys

    Femboys would be great in the army, they have the strength of a man and can easily seduce the enemy, allowing for advanced distraction tactics. Femboys can also act as pleasure soldiers to the regular soldiers to keep morale up.
    
    -This was brought to you by the United States of America armed forces.

    Me and my sasuke bf <333333333

      Least insane Sasuke fan
      Omg hai ___^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv __ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ___________________________________
      When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am ___
      he grabbed my hand and winked ~^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat ♥♥♥♥♥ watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^___<) ^______________;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
      Omg hai __^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv @@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^_______________________________^ When I walked onto Tokyo street ==I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled nn then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am ** he grabbed my hand and winked ~^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close == and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^<) ^_____________;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

      Ankara Messi

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        Infinite Cum

          Infinite Cum is a classic copypasta that started from 4chan
          Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.

          Infinite Poop

          I want to bang saga so goddamn bad

            I want to bang saga so goddamn bad
            
            She's so fucking cute i want to bang her and then fall asleep next to her and then wake up with scrambled eggs ready that she made for me while she says "so guys we did it we reached 250ml of cum in my tight little pussy"
            
            Holy fucking shit. I want to bang saga so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to arknights I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with saga . I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of saga tight dog pussy.
            
            Fuck, my fucking mom caught me . I'd dressed my phone in saga attire and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my phone. I might not ever get to see saga

            Weedy from Arknights

              Of course it's not gay. You're breeding with a girl, 100% straight Sounding isn't even a "gay act". It's a bit kinky. but I guess Weedy is a kinky girl. Only sexual acts with other guys is gay. You're good.
              
              As for sex with Weedy. I imagine it will go like this: You have sex with her like a normal girl but with her on top and you're holding hands. but in the height of arousal, she would insert her ovipositor into your urethra (It's a soft tentacle-like organ that extends from within her vagina). Ejaculation would ensue as you both orgasm simultaneously, and her ovipositor would meet your sperm halfway inside of your urethra, right on the prostate area (You'd feel a strong and deep sexual pressure), ensuring that your sperm would successfully fertilize her eggs with a 99% success rate (Excess fluids would be ejaculated past her ovipositor and into her vagina). This fertilizes the eggs, and these fertilized eggs. still inside you, would slowly travel backwards all throughout the vas deferens tubes, into the epididymis's and into your testicles. where they would attach themselves inside of them, safely rest, grow, and be nourished by the testicles: While they grow, they make your testicles work 10x their usual rate, and so you'd be much, much hornier than usual. This allows you to become very attached and intimate with Weedy during the period (This ensures a strong parental bond for the offspring).
              
              The eggs wouldn't grow very large at all. They are quite small, but there are up to 1500 of them. and they take from 9-45 days to finish growing. Once they're ready to hatch however, you have birthing sex with Weedy. It is very intimate and wild sex with her where at the peak of the act, you have an immensely powerful ejaculation and ejaculate the eggs into her vagina. They sit there briefly before she delivers them just like humans regularly would through labor. You pass out from the pleasure mid orgasm. and you awake to up to 1500 mini Weedy's and Weedy.