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This morning I woke up today in this morning

    The orginal 'this morning I woke up today in this morning' clip came from TiffaNobi livestream
    Clip
    this morning I woke up today in this morning in the morning I woke up this morning I woke up and remember that every morning I wo...I woke up that fucking day just remember that
    THIS MORNING I WOKE UP TODAY ON THIS MORNING AND THE MORNING I WOKE UP THIS MORNING I WOKE UP AND REMEMBER THAT EVERY MORNING THAT I WAKE UP I W-I WOKE UP THAT FUCKING DAY JUST REMEMBER THAT.
    this  morning  i woke up  today  in this morning  and the morning  i woke up  this morning  i woke up  and remember  that every 🫵 morning that i  wake up 🫵 i wo- 🫵 i woke up that FUCKING 🫵 day just remember that
    this morning i woke up today in this morning in this morning i woke in the morning i woke up and remember that every morning i wake up

    Origin

    The ‘this morning I woke up today in this morning’ meme came from an argument between TiffaNobi and Hayden Jang. Both of them are fairly popular Twitch streamers and mainly do IRL chatting streams.

    The context behind the argument is after Hayden placed his fingers inside his mouth which led TiffaNobi to ask him why he “throat” himself. This then led to Hayden saying his finger doesn’t reach the back of his throat and to prove his point pressured her to do it too. She refused to do it on stream implying its sexual which led him to accuse her of not washing her hands.

    TiffaNobi eventually conceded and put her fingers into her mouth and admited it doesn’t ‘throat’ her. Hayden then proclaimed he won which led Tiffa to ask him why his being such an asshole. The argument then spiraled into Hayden thinking she wants to put her fingers up his asshole and Tiffa saying he’s gaslighting her into thinking she said that. The meme clip then ensued after that.

    The original clip from livestream can be found here on TiffaNobi’s VOD channel with timestamps included.

    Girls don’t have penises?

      I met this girl at a bar and we went back to my place. We were both pretty drunk and horny, and she asked if I wanted to fuck. I obviously said yes, and I couldn’t wait to try her big fat cock, but when I pulled down her panties, there was nothing there! It was just a squishy wet hole. I asked her where her schlong was, and she told me “Girls don’t have schlongs!” I was so fucking confused. Please help me!

      Do NOT face alone when Astral projecting

        Astra Astral projecting
        
Today while astral projecting I summoned Dagoth Ur to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.
He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.
I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.
Please be safe everyone. Dagoth Ur is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.

        Origin of this pasta

        The original ‘Do NOT face alone when Astral projecting’ was about Allah and first posted on Reddit’s r/BewitchTheTaliban and then reposted to popularity on the r/copypasta here. This was during the height of Valorant’s popularity where its newest agent Astra has the ability to go into Astral form and Covid so naturally a lot of people were online and adopted the meme.

        Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler

          Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler song
          Song
          Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler,
You're so skibidi,
You're so fanum tax,
I just wanna be your sigma
          Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler, You're so skibidi, You're so fanum tax, I just wanna be your sigma

          What does ‘Fanum tax’ mean?

          Kai Cenat paying the Fanum Tax

          Fanum tax is basically paying food tax if you bring food into someone’s house. The word ‘Fanum’ came from a twitch streamer called Fanum and he does this bit where he’ll take a bite out of his friends food and called it paying the Fanum tax. Here’s a compilation of every instance of Fanum Tax with Kai Cenat!

          Pineapple greentext

            4chan story on pineapple and Shitgut
            >Be me
>Be 16
>New school, introduced to class
>Meet guy who is an asshole, let's call him Shitgut >Shitgut tries to start bullying me
>Be alpha and resist
>Don't make many friends, don't need them
>Notice Shitgut bullies other kids
>Decide to fuck him up
>Figure where his locker is
>Wait until school is over, follow him home from a safe distance, unseen >Mark down where he lives, GTFO
>Find out he does hockey, figure out where his ice rink is, and what time he trains >Spend six months practically stalking that fuck, making sure I don't get caught
>Map out where he is at any time, at all times
>Then proceed to phase two, buy a pineapple
>On a day I get off school earlier than he does, bike to his house and leave the pineapple at the door >His parents ain't home for hours, seen by nobody
>He tells people about the pineapple tomorrow, nobody cares
>Two weeks later, sneak a pineapple at the ice rink, in the men's dressing room
>People think he's making it up
>Start buying a pineapple on a regular basis, always have it ready when opportunity strikes
>Hallway empty, pick his locker and leave a pineapple
>His motorbike is unwatched, leave a pineapple
>He doesn't mention the pineapples to anyone anymore
>Figure out where they keep his home's spare key
>Skip school, sneak into his home while his parents work
>Leave a pineapple on his bed
>Hear he's failing classes
>His parents put up a security camera, I figure the blind spot and dodge that shit >Send him a fucking pineapple for christmas through the mail from a fake address >He doesn't show up to school every day anymore
>Don't even think about why I do it anymore, it's just for shits and giggles now >Bombard that fuck with random pineapples every few weeks for two fucking years >School year ends, finish school
>Go to college like a boss
>Come back home for the holidays
>Hear someone from my old school had had a panic attack at the grocery store >It's Shitgut.
>Someone had left a fucking pineapple on the beer shelf

            I bet your dad is so disappointed.

              I bet your dad is so disappointed copypasta
              I bet your dad is so disappointed. Who wants to raise a man who plays with Madrid? Do you always take the lazy way? Do you work at target and work and go to the local community college? I bet he asks you how that degree is coming like 3 times a month. It’s always the same though isn’t it. That tinge of shame, then a small outburst. “I’m working on it dad, and my app is gonna take off”. But there is no app, is there. There’s no hope. Just loneliness.