Hal pushes you up against the wall. Enemies just outside. He has shot most of his load already so he is in desperate need. He comes close and whispers to you I need light ammo You squirm a bit but you understand, he's the IGL, you can't help yourself. You drop a clip from your meager stack. "You know thats not enough...give me more" He presses his leg into you and you relent, dropping all your light ammo for your dominant IGL.
Hey it’s me, we just played together. I noticed you didn’t add me but I send you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something you’re pretty cool though like I said before, that’s why I got my team to throw for you. It’s so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was you’re boyfriend I’d make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren’t together (at least yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird and I don’t want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p
when i discovered i has throat cancer, my man booked a flight to japan and was gone for months. whenn he came back i sucked it so good, he pushed my head down on it aggressively to the point that you could almost see the tip imprinted on my neck making it appear as if i had an adams apple. Two days later , I found out i was cancer free. Turns out he went to Hiroshima and gave me free radiation therapy chemo for my throat via his long veiny member 🥰 remember girls , it he wanted to he would
YOU WANNA GET ME BANNED? AYO Z SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS UP BOY. YOU BETTER GET YO GODDAMN OFF BRAND ICE SPICE ROAST YOU ONCE ROAST YOU TWICE HAIR IS INFESTED WITH RADIOACTIVE LICE. THE ONLY MATCH YOU GOT ON TINDER WAS THE THREE BLIND MICE LOOKING ASS BACK SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP. BRO YOU LOOK LIKE MARIO JUDAH. "YeAaAyYyY" "YeAaAaAaHhHhHh" "I mIsS rAgE" BITCH SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS. BITCH YOU BOUT BIG AS HELL. BITCH YOU BOUTA GET A GODDAMN UBER FROM YO KITCHEN TO THE LIVING ROOM. AYO KERM SHUT YO SEX WORKING ASS UP TOO. AIN'T NOBODY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YO ONLYFANS BITCH A GIRL DRESSED UP LIKE A STRIPPER FOR HALLOWEEN AND YOU STARTED PRESSING HER FOR STOLEN VALOR. AYO JC!!! SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS UP TOO BRUH! BITCH YOU GOT A GODDAMN ROBLOX LIMITED ON YO HEAD. SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BITCH YOU LIKE SIR TOPHAM HATT OFF OF THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE. AYO KERM I'M NOT DONE WITH YO LIL UGLY ASS. BITCH EVERY ROAST YOU YOU TRY TO MAKE IS HORRIBLE. YOU HAVE NO ABILITY TO PACK. YOUR FATHER'S GREATEST REGRET IN HIS LIFE WAS RELEASING YOU FROM HIS SACK. AND YO ASS LOOKING LIKE REMY FROM RATATOUILLE IF HE COULDN'T COOK, COULDN'T TALK AND DIDN'T HAVE A MOVIE.SO BASICALLY IM SAYING IS THAT YO ASS LOOKING LIKE A BASIC SEWER RAT. I DON'T NEED TO SHUT UP. AYO Z, Z WHY THE HELL IS YOU STILL TALKING? BITCH YOU A GROWN WOMAN WITH NO FRIENDS. YOU STRUGGLE TO COME OUT OF YOUR SHELL. YOU DON'T STUDY THE BIBLE YOU STUDY THE MENU AT TACO BELL. YO WAISTLINE IS LIKE A FRESHMAN CYPHER CUZ THAT BITCH IS DOUBLE XL. GET YO LIL UGLY ASS ON. AYO BLUFF YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA LET YO ASS SLIDE? BITCH YO MOM WAS BEATING YOU WITH A FLIP FLOP SO YOU PUT ON 3D GLASSES TO "eScApE tHe DiMeNsIoN". AND I'M NOT EVEN DONE WITH YO UGLY ASS Z! BITCH YOU GOT A THEME SONG THAT PLAYS IN YOUR HOUSE EVERYTIME YOU TAKE A CRAP ON THE TOILET. "CaN sHe CaN sHe dO iT? cAn ShE cAn ShE dO iT? yEaH!" BITCH SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS. I'M BOUTA COOK ALL YA'LL. BRUH! Z LOOK AT YO GODDAMN HAIR. BITCH YOU GOT YOUR PICTURE FRAMED ON THE WALL AT SUPERCUTS. JC LOOK AT YO GODDAMN TEETH. BITCH YO TEETH GOT OBTUSE ANGLES. YO DENTIST USES A PROTRACTOR TO CLEAN YO TEETH. LINNEA YO BRA CAN DO MORE PUSH UPS THEN YOU CAN. AND KERM YO PROM DATE PICKED YOU UP IN A LITTLE TIKES COZY COUPE. BITCH SHUT UP AIN'T NOBODY CARES BOUT YO ONLYFANS. AIN'T NOBODY BUYING THAT SHIT. BITCH YOU BROKE AS HELL YOU GOT NO FOOD IN YOUR HOUSE. BITCH IN ORDER TO EAT YOU TRIED GOING OUTSIDE AND PHOTSYNTHESIZING. "BlEeS mE sUn WiTh SwEeT nOuRiSmEnT" Z LOOK AT WHAT YOU WEARING, Z LOOK AT WHAT YOU WEARING. YOU DRESSED UP LIKE GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE BEARS IF SHE ATE THE THREE BEARS. LOOK AT YO GODDAMN AFRO BITCH YO DAD IS THE FUNKS OPS SKIN OFF OF FORTNITE. HE GOT ON THE BATTLE BUS AND HE NEVER MADE IT BACK! SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS UP. BRUH I KNOW THAT THERE AIN'T NO WAY THAT YO LIL STANKY ASS BE TALKING BRUH. OH MY GOD BRUH GET YO CRINGE ASS. *inaudible*YOU WANNA GET ME BANNED?
AYO Z SHUT YO
LIL UGLY ASS UP BOY
YOU BETTER GET YO GODDAMN
OFF BRAND
ICE SPICE
ROAST YOU ONCE
ROAST YOU TWICE
HAIR IS INFESTED WITH
RADIOACTIVE
LICE
THE ONLY MATCH YOU GOT
ON TINDER WAS THE
THREE BLIND MICE
LOOKING ASS BACK
SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP
BRO YOU LOOK LIKE
MARIO JUDAH
"YeAaAyYyY"
"YeAaAaAaHhHhHh"
"I mIsS rAgE"
BITCH SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS
BITCH YOU BOUT BIG AS HELL
BITCH YOU BOUTA
GET A GODDAMN
UBER FROM YO
KITCHEN TO THE LIVING ROOM
AYO KERM
SHUT YO SEX WORKING ASS UP TOO
AIN'T NOBODY GIVE A SHIT
ABOUT YO ONLYFANS
BITCH A GIRL DRESSED UP
LIKE A STRIPPER FOR
HALLOWEEN
AND YOU STARTED PRESSING HER
FOR STOLEN VALOR
AYO JC!!!
SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS UP
TOO BRUH!
BITCH YOU GOT A GODDAMN
ROBLOX LIMITED ON YO HEAD
SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP
BITCH YOU LIKE
SIR TOPHAM HATT
OFF OF THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE
AYO KERM
I'M NOT DONE WITH YO
LIL UGLY ASS
BITCH EVERY ROAST YOU
YOU TRY TO MAKE
IS HORRIBLE
YOU HAVE NO ABILITY TO PACK
YOUR FATHER'S GREATEST
REGRET IN HIS LIFE
WAS RELEASING YOU
FROM HIS SACK
AND YO ASS LOOKING LIKE
REMY FROM RATATOUILLE
IF HE COULDN'T COOK
COULDN'T TALK
AND DIDN'T HAVE A MOVIE
SO BASICALLY IM SAYING
IS THAT YO ASS LOOKING LIKE
A BASIC SEWER RAT
I DON'T NEED TO SHUT UP
AYO Z
Z WHY THE HELL IS YOU
STILL TALKING?
BITCH YOU A GROWN WOMAN
WITH NO FRIENDS
YOU STRUGGLE TO
COME OUT OF YOUR SHELL
YOU DON'T STUDY THE BIBLE
YOU STUDY THE MENU
AT TACO BELL
YO WAISTLINE IS LIKE A
FRESHMAN CYPHER
CUZ THAT BITCH IS
DOUBLE XL
GET YO LIL UGLY ASS ON
AYO BLUFF
YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA LET YO
ASS SLIDE?
BITCH YO MOM WAS BEATING YOU
WITH A FLIP FLOP
SO YOU PUT ON 3D GLASSES TO
"eScApE tHe DiMeNsIoN"
AND I'M NOT EVEN DONE
WITH YO UGLY ASS Z!
BITCH YOU GOT A THEME SONG
THAT PLAYS IN YOUR HOUSE
EVERYTIME YOU TAKE A CRAP
ON THE TOILET
"CaN sHe
CaN sHe dO iT?
cAn ShE
cAn ShE dO iT?
yEaH!"
BITCH SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS
I'M BOUTA COOK ALL YA'LL
BRUH!
Z LOOK AT YO GODDAMN
HAIR
BITCH YOU GOT YOUR PICTURE
FRAMED ON THE WALL AT
SUPERCUTS
JC LOOK AT YO GODDAMN
TEETH
BITCH YO TEETH
GOT OBTUSE ANGLES
YO DENTIST USES A
PROTRACTOR
TO CLEAN YO TEETH
LINNEA
YO BRA CAN DO MORE PUSH UPS
THEN YOU CAN
AND KERM
YO PROM DATE PICKED YOU UP
IN A LITTLE TIKES COZY COUPE
BITCH SHUT UP
AIN'T NOBODY CARES BOUT YO
ONLYFANS
AIN'T NOBODY BUYING THAT SHIT
BITCH YOU BROKE AS HELL
YOU GOT NO FOOD IN YOUR HOUSE
BITCH IN ORDER TO EAT
YOU TRIED GOING OUTSIDE
AND PHOTSYNTHESIZING
"BlEeS mE sUn
WiTh
SwEeT
nOuRiSmEnT"
Z LOOK AT WHAT YOU WEARING
Z LOOK AT WHAT YOU WEARING
YOU DRESSED UP LIKE GOLDILOCKS
AND THE THREE BEARS
IF SHE
ATE THE THREE BEARS
LOOK AT YO GODDAMN AFRO
BITCH YO DAD IS THE
FUNKS OPS SKIN
OFF OF FORTNITE
HE GOT ON THE BATTLE BUS
AND HE NEVER MADE IT BACK!
SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS UP
BRUH I KNOW THAT THERE AIN'T NO WAY
THAT YO LIL STANKY ASS
BE TALKING BRUH
(calming down)
OH MY GOD BRUH
GET YO CRINGE ASS.
*inaudible*
Z: WHO HAS MOD PERMS BRO?
Z: IM DONE IM DONE IM DONE
Z: WHO HAS MOD PERMS?!
Kerm: BAN HIM!
Kerm: I DON'T WANT HIM HERE
Z: BAN HIM!!
Z: BAN HIM!!
*inaudible*
I'm the chess coach at my kids school. Relatively decent team, 30-ish tournament players....a few elementary aged kids >1200 OTB.
But I've had 3 kids in the past month ask if this is a legal move. For the love God, pls stop posting this garbage 😂
Every meme created during the osu! downtime due to a critical database failure caused by a MySQL bug.
osu! is dying and we need your help. I'm streaming right now, hello there. Uhh check out this poll, this poll is for the Ohio State University Rhythm Games Club grand finals bracket reset and osu! is up against Beat Saber. But osu! is losing right now, check the pinned comment for a link to the vote please vote osu! thank you goodbye.OSU IS DYING AND WE NEED YOUR HELPapology for poor english
when were you when osu dies?
i was sat at home eating beacon when pjotr ring
‘osu is kill’
‘no’Just saw someone fall to their knees in a Walmartaware stuff is dead, mysql hit a bug. investigating.