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Palm Sunday

    Get 🉐 your 👈 palms out 😛 and hi ✌️ five 😑 your 🧍 bestie 👭 for 🤔🎅 JESUS. ✝️ Happy 🎇🎉 holy 🙏 Palm ☺️👋 Sunday 📅 you 👱‍♀️ biblical bitches. 🎄🎄 Did 👏🤔 you 👉😩👨 know 🤔 this time 🕰 1991 years 📅😒 ago 😅 (wow 🤩 such 😛🍎 an incomprehensible length of chronistic passage), the Son 🌞💇🏾 of God 🙌🙏 was bored 😔 one 😄 day 🌞 and was getting 🍑 SIZZLED in 👮 the semitic sun 😎 (the levant is HOT 🔥😾 yo'). 🎶 Searching ⚓ for 🍆😏 some 💵 shade 👿 he 👍 wandered the desert 🏝 for 🔰 40 🎂🤪😈 years 🛶 or sumthin idk. 🤔 He 👈😩 befriended 7 🕖 dwarves and they 👨‍🦳❤️ brought him 👴 to the beach 🐋 where ⬇️ they 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 caught 🏃🏾‍♂️💨👮‍♂️👮‍♂️ some 😋 BODACIOUS waves 🌊 and sheltered under 😀 the Palm 🌴 trees 🎄 while 👱 eating 🍴 ICE 🥶🧊 CREAM 🍨🍨 and having 😋 fun 🎳 at the beach. 🌴 Each 👏 year 🍾🎉🎊 we 👨 commemorate this accomplishment by 🙃 heading to the beach, 🐳 hi 👋 fiving our ✂️✂️ FRIENDS ❣️ and digging holes 👂 in 🍑 the sand ⏳ for 🆙💕 HOLEy week. 💦🍑😹 Send 💌 this to 10 🔳💯 of your 👈🏾 most 👉 HOLEsome disciples. If you 👈 get 😤 0 0⃣ back, 😡 you 👈😥👉 sit 💺 with Judas without 🚫 sunscreen☀️☀️. If you 👏 get 🉐 5 5⃣ back, 💪🏼 your 🙅🤕 wine 🍇 will 💰🎧 turn 🦷 into 🤓 water 💦 for 👨🍆 that ❗😐 all 💯 important 👋❌ hydration. If you 🔥 get 🉐 10 🔟 back 😰 you'll 👸 spend 🎈 eternity 🌋🆎💅🏿 in 🚪 paradise 🪽 at the beach🌴🏖️ with loaves🥖, fishes, 🐠 and PALMela Anderson 
    High five for Jesus!!! ✋✋⏳Long 🕑ago⏪📆, ✝Jesus✝ and his 👳👳squad 👳👳 took a 🕑long🕑🚶 quest🚶 to 🔭find🔍 💧water💦💦 to post💺 up ⬆️ by in the 🔥hot ♨️ ☀️sun☀️, after⏭️ many 📆days📆 of 🚶walking🚶 many🔢 of them👳👳 felt like 👐giving👐 ⬆️up🆙 but ✝Jesus✝ would always 👐give👐 his 👬brethren👬 🗣️words 💭of 🎗️encouragement🏆 and end his 📃lecture🎙️ with a ✋ high five✋, this was just enough for ✝Jesus's✝ 👳Bros👬 to keep 🚶going 🚦 on↪️. 👌Finally👏, after they 🚶walked🚶 so much that their legs 😩felt😓😖 like they were going to ➡️give out🔌, they 👀saw👀 something😲 in the 🔭distant🔭 🌏horizon🌾. It was a 🏖️beach🌊!! ✝Jesus✝ and friends™ 😀made it🥇 to their 🗺️destination📍 which would ☝️one1⃣ day📆 be known📰 as 🌴Palm Beach🏖️ Florida☀️. ✝Jesus✝ and his 👳Bois👳 🚷settled💺 down⬇️ with some 😌towels🛌 in a patch⏳ of ✋Palm🌴 trees🌴 and 🎁gave🎁 each other ✋high 🙏fives🙏 all 🌌night⛺ in 🏅accomplishment🏆. ☝That☝ is the ✝miraculous📿 📃story📖 of 🌴Palm🌴 ⛪Sunday⛪, ☦️amen🙏. 
    HAPPY 🤭 HOLE-Y 👉👌 WEEK, my slutty sisters 😍🤤 in Christ!!! 🙏📿 It’s PALM 🌴🌿 SUNDAY 📆⛪️ and we’re CELEBRATING 🍾🥳🎊 JESUS 🧔🏾‍♀️✝️ ENTERING 👉👌 Jerusalem 🌆 by waving our DICKS 🍆🍆🍆 and TIDDIES 🍒🍒🍒 in the AIR 🤭🤪😋!! Are you READY 😳😩🫣 to get your ASS 🍑🍑 PALMED 🤲✋🫸 by CHRIST 😇🙌 while he ENTERS 🫢🥵😏 your CITY 🐱🌷🍩?? Send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your SKANKIEST 😚😍😜 WORSHIPPERS 😮‍💨😖🙌 Get 5️⃣ back and JESUS 👼👼 will NOT remember you 🙅❌🫤 when you CUM 😮💦💦 into his KINGDOM 😢😭👑 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’ll get SPANKED 😖👋🍰 with some PALM FRONDS 🌿🌿😳 Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back for a night of PASSION 🤤✝️ that will have you CRYING 🥵😰😫 “HOE-SANNA” 💦💦💦!! 
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Now ⏱️ when ⏱️ they drew near 👇 to Jerusalem ✡️ and came 💦 to Bethphage 🐎, to the Mount ⛰️ of Olives 🍸, then Jesus ✝️ sent two ✌️ disciples 👬, saying 🗣️ to them 👬, "Go 🚶 into the village 🌆 in front ✋ of you 👬, and immediately ⏱️ you 👬 will find 🕵️ a donkey 🐎 tied 👔, and ✌️ a 🅰️ colt 🐎 with her. Untie 👔 them 🐎🐎 and bring 🤝 them 🐎🐎 to me ✝️. If anyone 👨 says 🗣️ anything to you 👬, you 👬 shall say 🗣️, 'The Lord ✝️ needs them 🐎🐎 ,' and he 👨 will send 📮 them 🐎🐎 at once."

They 👬 brought 🤝 the donkey and the colt 🐎🐎 and put 👇 on them 🐎🐎 their cloaks 🧥, and he ✝️ sat 🪑 on them 🐎🐎. Most 💯 of the crowd 👪 spread 👌 their cloaks 🧥🧥 on the road 🛣️ , and others 👪 cut ✂️ branches 🌴🌴🌴 from the trees 🌴🌴🌴 and spread 👌 them on the road 🛣️ . And the crowds 👪👪 that went before him 👪👪✝️ and that followed him ✝️👪👪 were shouting 🗣️, "Hosanna 🗣️ to the Son 👦 of David! ✡️ Blessed 🙏🏻 is he 👦 who comes 💦 in the name of the Lord! ✝️ Hosanna 🗣️ in the highest ☁️!" And when ⏱️ he ✝️ entered Jerusalem ✡️, the whole 👌 city 🌆 was stirred up 🗣️☁️, saying 🗣️, "Who ❓ is this? ⁉️" And the crowds 👪👪 said, "This 👇 is the prophet 🗣️ Jesus ✝️✝️✝️, from Nazareth ✡️ of Galilee. ✡️"

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    In terms of male human and female YuGiOh monster breeding, the Tearlaments are the most compatible monsters

      Hey guys. Did you know, in terms of male human and female YuGiOh monster breeding, the Tearlaments are the most compatible monsters for humans? Not only are they in the mermaids group, which is mostly comprised of hot womens, Tearlaments are an average of 5”7 tall and 115.9 pounds, this means they’re perfect for human dicks, and with their impressive resilient to handtraps for durability and ability to reconstruct their whole board after getting raigeki, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based attribute, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Kitkallos would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore.

      All I know what to do anymore is summon, it’s been so long. I don’t know what yugioh is anymore.

        The copypasta was originally for Zoodiac Drident but it has been adapted to suit other cards. The “I don’t know what yugioh is anymore” is the iconic template for the meme.

        All I know what to do anymore is summon drident, it's been so long. I don't know what yugioh is anymore. The other day, I summoned a monster and tried to put cowboy on it. With one material. Everything has become zoodiac to me. There are no other monsters, no spells other than barrage. The only trap i know how to activate is dimensional barrier. Occasionally I send combo to grave, and I cry a little. I attack for game but wish I was being gamed instead. It's become a joke of sorts, or maybe it's just my life. I can't go anywhere without seeing zoo. I went to feed my dog the other night, but instead of eating she summoned a goat from the graveyard with it's effects negated. I had to put her down. I sit in the corner now counting down the days, the days where we shall see sweet release from this torment, the day when xyz summoning was about 2 monsters having a special bond and creating something beautiful. Those days are long gone. I have seen God, and I have seen the devil, but they are one and the same. I stared into the abyss and screamed, and it screamed back: "summon rat effect”.

        Secrets of Eternity

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          Secrets of Eternity was released in January 2015. This set introduced the Infernoids, a series of monsters that can Special Summon themselves to the field by banishing other Infernoids from either the hand or graveyard. Notable cards in set include Farfa, Malebranche of the Burning Abyss, Qliphort Monolith, Uni-Zombie, Nephe Shaddoll Fusion, and a card that would bolster Satellarknight to combat the Burning Abyss Shaddoll meta, Stellarknight Constellar Diamond. In this series, both Nyhmnim and myself will be opening 24 booster packs or 1 box of a core Yu-Gi-Oh! booster set. We will build a deck and play a best 2 out of 3, and the winner will receive a small prize to upgrade their deck. HOWEVER! Each episode, we will open another box of the next set that was released moving in chronological order, constantly upgrading our decks before dueling each other at the end of each episode. This is the Yu-Gi-Oh! Progression Series.

          Nutbuster Dragon

            I hate YuGiOh. I summon one little guy, and then my opponent plays a spell with five paragraphs of text plus footnotes and it says because I slept less than 8 hours last night he gets to summon Nutbuster Dragon or whatever and the game is over and I should just fuck off I guess.

            I’ve come to complain about Drytron.

              Based on the original “Eggman announcement” copypasta from Sonic the Hedgehog. It started as a parody video on YT and became an iconic meme ever since.

              I've come to complain about Drytron.
Drytron is the most overpowered deck ever made. They negated my Fluffal Cat. That's right, they summoned their Herald of Ultimateness out and negated my Fluffal Cat. And they said that their Herald's defense was 3000. And I said, "Why isn't this card a HOPT!?" So I'm making a callout post on my Reddit.com. Drytron players you've got an overpowered boss monster, it's gotten Benten and Eva limited/banned. And guess what? Here's what I've got in my deck! Pulls out playset of Forbidden Droplets That's right baby, no responses, no interruptions. Look at that, I can send two Toy Vendors and a Lichie Rich. They negated my Fluffal Cat, so guess what? I'm going to negate their Herald of Ultimateness! That's right this is what you get, MY SECRET RARE FORBIDDEN DROPLETS!! Except I'm not going to just negate Herald of Ultimateness... I'm going to negate more... I'm negating their Drytron Fafnir! How do you like that Drytron players!? I negated your omni-negate you idiot! You have 23 hours before the Forbidden Droplets negate your Herald in our duel, now get out of my site before I OTK you turn two.