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Passover

    ⁉️⁉️❗️❗️✡️Passover?✡️?⁉️❗️⁉️More like 😫😼PUSSover🙀😼 because of all dat sweet😍😍❤️pussy😼😼we bout 2 smash😫😏😏🍆🍆😫💦 ❌❌don't ❓❕❌forget to leave out some🍷🍷🍷🍷wine 4 eligiah 😍😍So he can GET WASTED😝😝😫on that SWEET SWEET juice😍😍💦😏🍷 ❓❓the four❓❓SLUTTY👙👠👄questions:❓❓ 1️⃣❓when we gon fuck❓😫💦 2️⃣❓😏send nudes💦❓ 3️⃣❓u a virgin😏👶🏻❓ 4️⃣❓u got kik 😘😏❓ 💯👊🏼dip👊🏼dat WEED☘️☘️💨🌿🌿into dat SALTY CUM💦💦💦💦 👼🏼👼🏼angel👼🏼of death😈😈😱😵more like angle👼🏼of DICK🍆🍆🍑🍆😫😏cumming💦💦on down 2 take the ⛪️👶🏻virginity👶🏻 of the 👼🏼👶🏻FIRST💦 B0RN👶🏻👶🏻😵😵😫💦💦 🍆🍆Make dat shank BONE☠️☠️🍆😏dick down dat😏 HARD😏 boiled EGG😏🍳🍳 🕐🕕🕚time 2🕜🕥shove 🚫🍞🚫matzah👊🏼👊🏼😫up⬆️⬆️my ASS🍑🍑🍆💦😫😍😏 ➡️➡️send this➡️➡️to your closest j3w h03z✡️✡️😏😫💦 ✔️✔️get 2 back✔️ and YOU will get👏🏻👏🏻spanked😳😱😏👏🏻by DADDY😫💦moses 😍😏💦👏🏻✔️ 🍆😳😫😍get 3 back✔️✔️and you will get F#ck3d😳😱💦💦🍆🍑by the PHAROH😏☠️🐯 😱😭😰get 0 back😭😭and moses😖😱😭won't let your 😔😱people CUM🚫💦🚫💦🚫
    🙋‍♂️CHAG SAMEACH‼️🕯️ It's time for ✡️PUSSover✡️ with all of GOD'S 🧓🕍 CHOSEN LITTLE THOTTIES❗️❗️ 👸😫 Mean ol' PharHOE 🗿 wouldn’t 🚫 let our our ancestWHORES 🔙👵🏻🤱 leave Egypt🇪🇬 bc we were TOO GOOD😩👀💦 at LAYING THAT PIPE 🍆🧱 But MOSES👹 said ✋Let my people CUM‼️🆘 🍆💦 and led them 🚶🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️ to FREEDOM🎆🥳 NOW📆 to remember their story 📖 we ask 🤔💭 the four SLUTTY 😩 questions:

1️⃣U up? 🤔🌃

2️⃣U a virgin?🤔😇

3️⃣U send nudes?🤔👙

4️⃣U got Kik?🤔🤳

So SPREAD your LIPS👄 like the RED SEA-WORD👩‍🦰 and MUNCH👅 that SALTY😩 BITTER🥵 HERB☘️🌱 and DON'T FORGET🙅‍♀️‼️ to give THANKS🙇 that the ANGEL 👼OF DEATH☠️ didn't SUCC the life out of the Hebrew ✡️✡️ first-borns!!!👶 SEDER? I hardly KNOW 'ER!😉
    Happy Passover 🔯 you Haggadah Hoes™️!! We may not 🙅‍♀️ be allowed to eat 🍞bread 😖😫 but that 🍆🍆 is KOSHE®️ as FuCk!!👅 When our ancest-whores 🤰🏽were in Egypt 😱 and Phar-hoe Wouldn’t let us leave 🙅🏾‍♂️, God sent the 1️⃣0️⃣ plagues to Pharaoh 🖕and the BREAD didn’t have time 🕟 to rise, but your DICK WILL 👅👅😂😩🙏 Send this to 10 Seder Sluts! If you get 1️⃣ back ur gonna be dry as matzah 😭😱 if you get 5 back 💦elijah will finally cum and drink that wine 😂🤙 if you get 10 back you’re hot like the burning bush🔥🌳🔥 So say Daieanu u dirty dirty desert bitches ☀️🐐 enjoy your 40 years searching for That Holy Land 👀👀👅🙏🤑 And shove the entire Afikomen 🕵️‍♀️ up your ass! 😩
    Happy 😁🎇 Passover you Kosher Cum 💦 Hoes! Tonight 🌃 we are going ▶ to ♻💊 dip our 🔥😈 Seder Dicks in 👄 the 👏🍄 bitter 😖 marinade and 📗😈 wash 💧💧 down some 🔇🍑 HOT 🔥😅 horse cum 🍆💦 with the Cucumber 😎 Soup 🍵🍵 !!! After 😜🍊 the Bubbe makes us 💦 count all 🏷👏 of 💦🐶 the spanky corndogs on ➡🔛 her arm 👌👌 make 💰🖕 sure you 🍆 get ♀😫 your 🌭 daddy to 👆 count 💯 all ✨ of 💦 your cummy 😏 good boy 👱😍 hoes will 🐼🅱 have 😤👏 to 😱💦 suffer 😤😧 in 🍑👇 bondage for 😱 four ♂ days 🌃 with 👏 no corndogs allowed but this is 🤢👌 to 🏼 remind us 💑👨 that god made our 👶☝ people ♀👧 suffer for 😱 thousands 🔢🔢 of 💰🔴 years 📅🗓 so 😖🆘 we 👥 could 😈 be 😨 free from 👉👊 bondage so whip 👊🍦 that 👌👫 dick out 👅🅱 and 😍 give 👦 a 😎💰 little 👧 slave 🙇🙇 girl some 👨⏳ relief from those 😖 hunger pains!! Send 📧 this to 💰 10 💯 slutty 🤰💧 slaves and you’ll 😤 get 🍆😱 the bitter man 🔥💯 cum potato . If you ‼ get 🏻😱 back, you ✋😂 won’t 🆗💪 be eating 🍈 bread 🍞 OR breasty until 🙄 COmpletion day 🌞 . If 👏 you 👈 get 💦😱 back ↩😻 , you mean 😏😏 nothing 😞 to us. 👈🤵 If you get back, we 👯♀ hate 😡😡 u 🔪
    Happy PUSSover 🐯 haggadah hoes!! 😻🔯 Seder?! 😘💦 I just met her!! 👸😫 PharHOE wouldn’t 🚫 let our our ancestWHORES 🔙👵🏻🤱 leave egypt bc we were too good 😩👀💦 at laying that pipe 🍆🧱 and the burning BUSH 🔥🌳🍑 made his heart HARD! 🤩🆙🍌 So make sure everything you eat 👄👅😏 is pesaDICK ❌🍞🥐🙅 and let my people CUM ‼️💦💦 If you get 1️⃣ back you’ll be dry as matzah ☀️🚱☠️ Get 5️⃣ back and you’ll be hillel sandwiched 😳💦 between two hotties 🥬🥵👯‍♀️ If you get 🔟✔️ Moses will part your red seas 👅✌️💦‼️ and find the afikoman 🕵️‍♀️ up your ass! 🍑🙊⬆️

    Attracting too many women as CPEN Major

      Attracting too many women (CPEN Major)
      byu/SystemVeripog inUBC
      Hey everyone,

I'm a CPEN major. Just finishing up my final year and have a job offer making $135K as a programmer a prestigious tech company.

Every time I go to a bar, party, or any social event in general, I try my best to avoid telling people what I do.

Every time I tell women I'm a CPEN major they start hitting on me.

Last week I went to a friend's birthday party. Told his sister I was a CPEN major. She kept asking me to "debug her code" and "reverse her linked list" in a flirtatious manner.

This is a reoccurring problem. It's gotten so bad that I tell women I "make websites" so they will stop hitting on me all the time.

Any advice on how to stop attracting so many women as a CPEN major?

      I was on Astral Express when I saw this

        Official Honkai Star Rail version of the “NSFW while I was on the train” copypasta.

        Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the Astral Express and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what in the Akivili” and “call the conductor”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of Nameless masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

        If you don’t have NOD’s you’re gonna get smoked the second shit hits the fan bro.

          If you don't have NOD's you're gonna get smoked the second shit hits the fan bro. Every armed citizen in the US you're gonna face is a sheepdog who has an immediate modern minuteman bug-out kit while looking like an incognito gray man and is proficient in urban evasion tactics. The average OPFOR you're gonna be up against runs a MIL/LE end-user designed carrier with Level IV plates, Team Wendy Exfil, knows how to do perfect solo breach and clear CQB, owns GPNVG's and and MCX Virtus with full power DBAL, Surefire RC3 and IR-compatible optic bro. If you can't perform a 15 mile ruck and run a 6 minute mile in full kit you're instantly gonna die bro. You gotta use a Sub-MOA 18" RECCE SPR with an IR unit, Unity riser on your optic, and 77g Sierra MK262 or else you're gonna immediately die in SHTF, ounces equal pounds bro. If your kit isn't IR treated enough you're gonna stick out like a sore thumb and you're gonna get canoed on a night raid bro. if you load 30 rounds instead of 29 your 30rd PMags you're gonna have an FTF and get killed in a firefight bro. If you put too many mags on your carrier you can't go prone and you're gonna die bro. If you don't have more that 10 mags on your kit you're gonna go dry when you have to lay down suppressive fire and you're gonna die bro. If you don't wear Cyre's you're gonna die bro. You only live if you follow this.

          Steam Cat

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            We’ve stepped into a war with the Automatons in the Andromeda Sector

              The copypasta is a parody of Destiny 2 “Whether we wanted it or not, we’ve stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars,” meme.

              Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Automatons in the Andromeda Sector. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. 01010110 01100001 01101100 01110101 01110011 00100000 01010100 01100001 00100111 01100001 01110101 01110010 01100011. From what I can gather it commands the Heavy Devastators from a Factory Strider on Marfark. It's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freedom and Democracy.