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Nintendo You Cannot Beat Us

    You cannot beat us Nintendo script

    “You Cannot Beat Us” was a creepy TV commercial by Nintendo that aired only in Australia promoting the NES and its games. 

    We are Nintendo, ultimate TV game system, we challenge all players, you cannot beat us, aim your zapper gun, you cannot beat us, even with your robot partner, you cannot beat us, score 1 million, you cannot beat us, discover new worlds, you cannot beat us, we are Nintendo, we challenge all players, you cannot beat us.
    WE ARE NINTENDO.

ULTIMATE TV GAME SYSTEM.

WE CHALLENGE ALL PLAYERS.

YOU CANNOT BEAT US.

AIM YOUR ZAPPER GUN.

YOU CANNOT BEAT US.

EVEN WITH YOUR ROBOT PARTNER.

YOU CANNOT BEAT US.

SCORE 1000000.

YOU CANNOT BEAT US.

DISCOVER NEW WORLDS.

YOU CANNOT BEAT US.

WE ARE NINTENDO.

WE CHALLENGE ALL PLAYERS.

YOU CANNOT BEAT US.

    Wonder Woman makes me want to rip my hair out

      From a comment replying to a post asking which character players hate going against the most in r/MultiVersus.

      Wonder Woman makes me want to rip my hair out each and every time I have the misfortune of playing against that wretched character. I feel my smile fade from my face, my joy and happiness vanish, and my will to live diminish each time I see one on the loading screen, contemplating, Should I quit? Should I save myself from the torture that I know I will go through? I haven't yet, but I think about it each time. Win or lose, those few minutes shaved off my lifespan will never return to me. And that fact will haunt me for the rest of my life.

      IS THAT A TF2 REFERENCE???

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        IS THAT A BREAKING BAD REFERENCE?!⚗🧪⚗🧪👨‍🔬

          IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING BREAKING BAD⚗🧪⚗🧪👨‍🔬👨‍🔬 REFERENCE?!?!?! JESSE PINKMAN!🥶 JESSE PINKMAN!🥶 JESSE PINKMAN!🥶 JESSE PINKMAN!🥶 JESSE PINKMAN!🥶 WALTER HAS LUNG CANCER 🫁🎗🥺🥺😱😱😭😭 WALTER HAS LUNG CANCER 🫁🎗🥺🥺😱😱😭😭 WALTER HAS LUNG CANCER 🫁🎗🥺🥺😱😱😭😭 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽. BIG CASH MONEY💰💰💰💸💸BIG CASH MONEY💰💰💰💸💸💸💵💵💵 💸💵💵💵 BIG CASH MONEY💰💰💰💸💸💸💵💵💵 BIG CASH MONEY💰💰💰💸💸💸💵💵💵 BIG CASH MONEY💰💰💰💸💸💸💵💵💵 BIG CASH MONEY💰💰💰💸💸💸💵💵💵 METHAMPHETAMINE ⚗⚗🧪 METHAMPHETAMINE ⚗⚗🧪 METHAMPHETAMINE ⚗⚗🧪 METHAMPHETAMINE ⚗⚗🧪 METHAMPHETAMINE ⚗⚗🧪 DEA 🚔 DEA 🚔 DEA 🚔 DEA 🚔 DEA 🚔 DEA 🚔
          ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING BREAKING BAD REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 BREAKING BAD IS THE BEST FUCKING SHOW 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 WALTER WHITE IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 JESSEH JESSEH JESSEH JESSEH JESSEH JESSEH JESSEH JESSEH 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞Better Call Saul! 📞 Welcome to the Los Pollos Hermanos family🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓You can call me Gus‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 
          ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING BREAKING BAD REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 WALTUH WHITE IS SO FUCKIGN COOL🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 🪨🪨 JESUS MARIE THEYRE MINERALS 🪨🪨 ⚗️⚗️YOU BOUGHT A METH LAB TO AN AIRPORT? ✈️ ✈️ OH ROOF PIZZA 🍕 ROOF PIZZA 🍕 ROOF PIZZA 🍕 ROOF PIZZA 🍕 🍕 ❗️I AM THE DANGER ❗️ I AM THE DANGER ❗️ I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS 🚪 ❗️Say my name! 🗣Say my name! 🗣❓ ❓ Say my name! 🗣Say my name! 🗣 Say my name! 🗣 Say! My name! 🗣 Saaaay my name 🗣 Youre the smaryerst guy i ever met..... 🧠 but ur too stopid to realize.. the exact moment when walt whitman became woodrow wilson. OXYMANDIAD IS THE GREATEST EPISODE OF TEVELSION 📺 📺 👑 HANDS 🙌 DOWN⬇️. WE TRIED TO POISON ☠️ YOU, BECASE YOURE AN INSANE, DEGENRATE PEICE OF FILTH, AND YOU DESERVE TO DIE. WALT JR ASK FOR BREAKFAST HAHAHAH 🤣😂🤣🥲😂🤣😂😅😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🙂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤠🤠🤠👽👽😹😹😹. r/breakingbad r/bettercallsaul r/okbuddychicanery r/unexpected r/expectedthanos for balance r/sounding
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          Most people just suck at giving blowjobs

            Started as a comment to someone saying its hotter to give blowjobs than receiving one.

            no most people just suck at giving them so most of you don't know what you're missing. I've slept with like 12 people and only one of them was any good at giving head but oh boy was she good at giving head. They say to never stick your dick in crazy but I still miss her... I hate cigs but she Pavlov'd me into getting aroused by the scent of hers in particular and now every so often some human ashtray walks by and mentally teleports me back to her bedroom.

            I’m sick of Genshin. I try to play HSR, WuWa.

              Parody of the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Genshin for any discussions of gacha games due to its popularity.

              I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Genshin. I try to play HSR, WuWa. The communities have a daily post about Genshin. I try to browse gacha communities. Every post has Genshin mentions. I try to browse regular gaming communities. There's a monthly genshin hate thread. I try to see memes. I see a genshin neckbeard meme every 2 seconds. I browse fanart. Every character is from genshin. I mute the world. I leave all game communities. My favourite youtuber gets sponsored by genshin. "Download genshin impact" they tell me. I go to an anime convention. There's genshin everywhere. A talking fairy comes out "Traveller I need 80 gb of space". She grabs my pc and forces me to download it. "You just need to spend some money on it" I can't do it, I don't have enough money. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She takes all of my food and leaves."Ehe te nandayo?!" There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing, but pure billions of dollars in revenue. What a cruel world.