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Navy Seals Uwu version

    Original Navy Seal copypasta
    w-what the fwickk did you just fwickking say about me,,, y-you wittle m-meanie? i-i’ll have you know i gwaduated t-top of my cwass in the navy seaws, and i’ve been invowved in numewous s-secwet w-waids on aw-quaeda, and i have o-over 300 confiwmed kills ☆⌒ヽ(“､)chu i am twained in g-gowiwwa w-wawfare and i’m the top sniper in the e-entire us a-awmed fowces〜☆ you are nothing t-to me b-but just a-another tawget ☆:・ﾟ i will wipe you the fwickk out with pwecision the wikes of which has never been seen before on this eawth, mawk my fwickking wowds-.- you think you can get away with saying that p-poopoo to me over the intewnet〜☆ t-think again (.).., f-fwickker ☆:・ﾟ a-as we speak i am contacting my secwet netwowk of spies acwoss the u-usa and youw i-ip is b-being twaced wight now so y-you better pwepare f-fow the s-stowm, maggot. the stowm t-that wipes out the pathetic wittle thing you call youw w-wife (≧◡≦) ur fwickking dead (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄).. kid ☆⌒ヽ(“､)chu i c-can be anywhere uguu.., anytime (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄).. and i c-can k-kill y-you in over seven hundwed ways, and that’s j-just with my bare hands. not onwy am i extensivewy twained i-in u-unawmed c-combat, but i have access to t-the entire awsenaw of the united states mawine cowps and i w-will use it to its full extent to wipe y-youw misewable boi pussy off the face of the c-continent, you wittle p-poopoo. if onwy y-you couwd have k-known what unhowy wetwibution youw wittle “cwevew” c-comment w-was about to bwing d-down upon you, maybe you w-wouwd have hewd youw fwickking tongue. but you couwdn’t, you didn’tO.o and now ur p-paying the pwice, you goddamn idiot. i will poopoo fuwy all over y-you and you will dwown in it (≧◡≦) ur fwickking dead, k-kiddo.

    Just unsubbed from r/FemBoys

      Just unsubbed from r/FemBoys

Recently revisited r/FemBoys and i was blown away by how little the sub has gone down. It must be either unmoderated or the mods dont care, becuase contrary to the name of the subreddit it has almost no actual cisgender men. 70% of the content there is transgender women. There is a seperate porn subbreddit for transgender women. When i go to a subreddit for fememine men, I expect feminene men, not women. In fact I find it ridiculous that this is allowed under reddit rules, as the implication that trans women are simply femenine men feels really transphobic.

      I fucking hate it when people misunderstand the fourth dimension

        I hate when people spit out this nonsense about fourth dimensional creatures being able to traverse time as we can traverse space.

This is not true. When referring to the fourth dimension, we’re referring to a fourth spatial dimension. In our reality, we have three spatial dimensions and one temporal dimension.

In space, we can travel forwards/backwards, left/right, and up/down. Time, however, can travel in only one direction: forwards. Hence, our reality has three dimensions of space and one dimension of time. If you wanted to add a fourth dimension, you’d be referring to adding a fourth spatial dimension, because there are not three temporal dimensions to add a fourth to.

That fourth space dimension is often referred to as “triength” and cannot be perceived nor comprehended by our three dimensional brains. While it’s hard to explain exactly what it is, I can tell you what it’s not: the ability to freely move through time.

        I thought using loops was cheating

          I thought using loops was cheating, so I programmed my own using samples. I then thought using samples was cheating, so I recorded real drums. I then thought that programming it was cheating, so I learned to play drums for real. I then thought using bought drums was cheating, so I learned to make my own. I then thought using premade skins was cheating, so I killed a goat and skinned it. I then thought that that was cheating too, so I grew my own goat from a baby goat. I also think that is cheating, but I’m not sure where to go from here. I haven’t made any music lately, what with the goat farming and all.

          Barbara from Genshin Impact

            From now on I will be squeezing the milk out of Barbara’s tits directly into my coffee, then she will then stir it with her tongue, fill her mouth with saliva, drink the whole cup and feed it to me via mouth to mouth. I will not except any method of hydrating myself other than this

            Roth IRA

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