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I absolutely lost my shit. Pigeon got raped.

    Today, I saw a pigeon land on my balcony and I absolutely lost my shit. I was struck with a primal urge to assert male dominance and went out, grabbed the pigeon, took it into my bathroom, and assfucked it raw over my toilet bowl. It felt good to show the pigeon who’s boss like how people do it in prison. My cock barely fit inside his small ass, and for a moment I thought my thrusts could kill or severely injure him. He started cooing and moaning, and he came all over my toilet bowl. I finished inside him raw.

I took him back to the balcony and released him so that he could tell all his friends how I humiliated him and pounded a gaping hole in his ass prison style. I thought this would scare them away for good.


Hopefully this bitch wont comeback with his friends.

    I, a pigeon, was raped

      I never thought I'd be sharing my story on Reddit, but here goes. My name is Puddles, and I am a pigeon. I had a traumatic experience today that I just can't seem to shake off.

I was innocently flying around, looking for some crumbs to snack on, when I landed on this man's balcony. Little did I know that this man was a monster. He started screaming and foaming at the mouth, and I could sense that something was off. He grabbed me and dragged me into the bathroom.

What happened next is too gruesome for words. He undid his trousers and started violently raping me. I tried to fly away, but his grip was too tight. I couldn't believe what was happening. The worst part is that he was enjoying it! The pleasure he was feeling was sickening.

After he was done, he released me and I flew away as fast as I could. I don't know if I'll ever recover from this. I'm so traumatized that I don't even know if I'll ever be able to fly again.

But what really baffles me is the reaction of my pigeon friends. When I told them what happened, they all said "I wish I was you." I just don't understand.

I hope no other pigeon has to go through what I went through today. I'm just grateful to be alive, but the memory of what happened will haunt me forever.

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