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Can I 👁 interest 😎 you 👈 in a massage 🙌👐?

    Saw 👀 you 👉 bench 💺🇩🇪 pressing 👊 and my goodness 👌 you 👉🙋 are strong 💪! You 👈 must 👫 be sore 🤕 lifting 😼 such heavy 🏋️‍♀️ weights 😔.
    
    Can I 👁 interest 😎 you 👈 in a massage 🙌👐?
    
    Older 👨 daddy 👨🍆 here love 😎😍👼 young 👶 asian 👨 muscle 💪 studs 🙈😌 like 💖 you 👈! I 👁 love ❤🍆💦 to help 🆘 soothe those big 😱 strong 💪🏻💪🏿 muscles 💪 and have you 👈 feeling 😁 fantastic 💯.
    
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    Sorry 🙇, I've 🙋 been admiring 👩🙌 you 👈 for quite ✅ some time 🕐. Please 🙏 let 🙆 me taste 😋 your 👉 cummies 💦🔫

    Why semen retention is important

      Your semen is your life force energy, when you release it without a purpose, you are throwing away a bit of your personality, masculinity, Charm, Physical strength. Can you guess what happens when you do this on a daily basis? Yep, you're right, you become weak, feminine, docile, socially awkward, feeble the list goes on....... Men today are conditioned to believe that ejaculation is healthy, when In reality, regular ejaculation makes you easier to control. Look across the world right now, what's happening? The rise of tyrannical governments, men who are sheep sitting back and doing absolutely fuck all about it. In fact, encouraging it. This would not be happening if men grew a fucking pair of balls and stopped touching themselves. You see, when you masturbate regularly to porn, you are training your brain to be a spectator. Your brain believes it has no place in this world, no drive, no purpose. Your brain wants to watch others lead. You have no masculine drive. With no masculine drive, you are easily led. When you practice Semen Retention, you return to your natural state as a man. A leader, a fighter, a man who can't be manipulated, a man who can think for himself, a man on his purpose. This is what governments fear. A man who retains his semen is a man the elites can't control. Now can you see why there is no "science" on semen retention, they don't want you discovering it.

      How to give a sloppy blowjob: a thread 🫶🏻

        step 1: make sure they are all relaxed undressed and ready for the sloppy toppy
        
        step 2: spit on it and rub it all over it slowly natural lube and getting it hard is pretty important!!
        
        step 3: lick the tip with nothing else touching it make it twitch at the slow licks you give it make them sensitive to everything you do
        
        step 4: relax your throat muscles as you take them in for the first time if you can’t go all the way straight away keep practicing going deeper the longer you go
        
        step 5: don’t be afraid of how much you drool on it trust me it’ll feel good for them as you bob as much as you can taking as much in as you can make them feel all mushy
        
        step 6: make sure you don’t stop if you hear them moan/say they’re gonna cum this is where you speed up and get deeper if you can don’t make the mistake of slowing down
        
        step 7: hold their legs open if you’re going fast they might try to close them through just twitches don’t let them try to escape the sloppy
        
        step 8: deepthroat it all and let them unload all of it don’t stop going fast until you feel it soften and have swallowed all the milk!!
        
        step 9: aftercare is very important if he don’t kiss you after that sloppy he ain’t a keeper

        Lets say, hypothetically, I’m a Barbie girl

          Lets say, hypothetically, I am a Barbie girl. Okay let's even say I'm in a Barbie world. Right, so in this scenario, I would obviously know from my personal experience that, life in plastic is fantastic. Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume that you could brush my hair and undress me literally anywhere? Imagination. You can derive from the fundamentals of basic logic that life is your creation.

          My girlfriend called out a “twitch streamer’s” name during sex

            Burner account so my girlfriend doesn’t find this. I (24m) have been dating my girlfriend (26f) for a couple of months now, and things have been great. We immediately hit it off with each other, sharing a lot of the same common interests and going on a couple of really great dates. We started spending all of our time at each other’s places, and we've even been talking about moving in together. There’s just one complication that arose a few days ago, when we were fooling around and eventually going all the way with each other. I was about to finish and I knew she was too, but when she was hitting climax, she called out another man’s name. I was a little confused at first, and I didn’t really process it until after the fact. The name she called out was weird as hell too (Jerma). I thought she maybe just butchered my name since it also starts with a J, but it was also weirdly specific to be a random mistake. She seemed adamant about avoiding the subject when I tried to bring it up with her, so I stopped and kept it to myself for the time being. It was after she fell asleep that I searched her followers on instagram and twitter to see if this was some guy she had been talking to. The only thing I found was this account on twitter called “Jerma985”. The guy apparently has thousands of followers and is also on other websites like twitch and youtube. I didn't really know what to do with this information so I just kind of went to bed and waited to talk about it the next day. When that morning arrived, I tried just asking about the name again and she started crying and profusely apologizing. I wasn’t really mad, and I told her as much to help her calm down a little. She explained to me that this “Jerma” character is a “twitch streamer” that she follows and likes a lot, and it was a total mistake on her part when she yelled his name. She said she’s been obsessed with him lately, but that I didn’t have anything to worry about. I told her it was fine and that I didn’t mind as long as it wasn’t going to be a regular thing. The issue is, I can’t stop thinking about what happened. I don’t like seeming insecure, especially over this guy that neither of us have ever met, but it’s really weighing on me and I can tell our relationship hasn’t been the same ever since. Jerma is unknowingly ruining our relationship and I’m not sure how to fix it.

            Army Femboys

              Femboys would be great in the army, they have the strength of a man and can easily seduce the enemy, allowing for advanced distraction tactics. Femboys can also act as pleasure soldiers to the regular soldiers to keep morale up.
              
              -This was brought to you by the United States of America armed forces.