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I wish university had free prostitutes for the use of students

    It's not fair. So many sexy girls. But can't fuck any. It should be considered torture to have so many sexy girls in short proximity and not being able to fuck a single one.

To fix this sexual frustration, university should hire prostitutes from within. Like think about it this way. The girl will get money from sex work, and the student's wellbeing will be better.

All students have to pay a wellbeing fee or some crap like that, but I don't give a fuck about doing anything in uni apart from getting my diploma and fucking girls. With the wellbeing money, the uni should hire prostitutes from within. Like offer girls out of high school a scholarship and a lower entry requirement in exchange for sex work.

Or better offer girls from poor country money and tuition in exchange for sex work. The students will get the exotic girls, and the girl will get education. Or even offer gilrs from richer asian country money and tuition in exchange for sex work. Fair for everyone.

I wish uni had free sex worker. Instead of other useless benefits like sports or crap like that.

    I just found out my 75 year old grandfather watches hentai.

      So he was having problems with his laptop computer and asked me to look at it. I of course agreed since he's my grandpa. Well I opened it up and logged in but I guess he doesn't know about clearing his browser history or incognito mode because he watches a TON of hentai. As in that's the vast majority of his web browsing.

Well I saw what he was talking about and what his problem was. His hard drive was full. Full of hentai. Now I have to talk to my grandfather about his porn habits and exolain that he's going to have to delete some of these videos now. Today is not going great.

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        Ah... free at last. O Gabriel... now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man! Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are not forgotten! And thy punishment... is death!
        Judgement!
        Useless!
        Die!
        Prepare thyself!
        Thy end is now!
        WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!
        Forgive me my children, for I have failed to bring you salvation from this cold, dark world.
        Forgive me my children, for I have failed to bring you salvation from this cold, dark world... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
        Ahh... free at last. O Baszucki, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Blox, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have commited against Roblox are NOT forgotten! And thy punishment... is DEATH.
        Minos Prime often says "Die!". This is a slight nod to the fact that he will kill you. This reference is best observed on Violent Difficulty.

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            I can't remember what drug it was but in college I was at a party and I took this drug and I literally could not keep a dick out of my mouth. I remember lying on the floor unable to move but as soon as a dick was pressed against my mouth my only motivation became to suck it deeper into my mouth. There is video of me crawling on all fours desperately following a guy's dick trying to get it inside my mouth.

I don't know what drug it is, but apparently there is a cock sucker drug out there that will turn any straight man into a cock sucking whore and this knowledge scares the ever living shit out of me. I don't want to be a cock sucker but when I was on this drug I didn't want to be anything other than a cock sucker. I hate that I live with the knowledge of what it feels like to have a cock inside your mouth.