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Taylor Swift’s Tour

    HEY 👋🏻 SWIFTIES 💁🏼‍♀️ HAPPY SHOW 🎤 DAY 🎉 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ LET’S HO, BITCH 😿 FROM LONGGG 🍆 TICKETMASTER 🎟️ LINES 🧍‍♂️🧍🏼‍♀️🧍‍♂️ TO SEXY 😩 SCALPERS YOU MANAGED TO SLIDE 🛝 IN 🕳️ TO THE SLUTTIEST SHOW 🎭 IN TOWN 🌆 YOU KNOW 🤔 ALL TOO WELL 🧣 THAT YOUR MIRRORBALLS 🪩 ARE READY TO BUST 🤯 AS SOON AS BLONDIE 💁🏼‍♀️ TAKES THE STAGE 🎙️SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR SEXIEST 💃SWIFTIES 🎸 IF YOU GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK ANDREA 👩‍👧IS TAKING YOU TO MEET🤝🏻 TAYLOR 💁🏼‍♀️ IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK YOU HAVE A 🅱️IG🍆😏 …REPUTATION 🐍 IF YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK YOU’RE GETTING CHRISTMAS 🎅🏻 TREE 🌲 FARM AS YOUR SECRET 🤫 SONG 🎶
    If my 👸🏼 Taylor Swift merch 💸 🕶💿 and my girl 🙅😍 both drowning 😱 👋 and I can only save one 😤 😬 Catch me at my girl funeral 😔 👻 🌹 wearing 😎 my 1989 hoodie 😝👕 and my 😏 Speak Now 🗣🗯🎀 scarf, listening 🤣🎧 to Shake It Off 📀😌

    Victoria Day

      Hey 👋you 👸🇨🇦CanCUCK QUEENS🇨🇦👑it’s time 👰 to get 😈FUCKED 🍺🍻UP👅👅 this Long 8=====D weekend 🤤CUMemmorateing 💦💦Victoria as it’s May 2️⃣4️⃣!!! 💦 Back 💃 in 1846 we 👩‍⚖️decided 🤔 that 👑Queen FUCKTORIA should 💘👶 get some 🤩 ☀️☀️summer 🥵 SEX🍆 on 👋🔛 her 💦 BIRTHDAY🥴🤪😎✨ so VictWHOREia proclaimed 📣😜🚫 ‘let all 💯 the SEXIEST 💋 HO’S😫 get 👩 the day 💯😈off’ 📴 for 👌🕓 one 🔥🔥gigantic ORGY🎊 So whether 🤠you’re 👈 FUCKING in the TENT⛺ at the cottage 🏠 or on lake 🚣 or just 👏 getting 🔥 🚂CP RAILED🛤️🥵 at home 🏡 let 👌🤞👫 this be 😝💰 the START🏁 of your 👉 summer 😎 FUCK🍆🍑 FEST😩💦 Send this to your 🍁CUCKadian🇨🇦horny 🦫Beavers 👀looking to CHEW on 🪵WOOD 🦫 and get 🔟back and 🫵your a 💯TRUE animal😈😈Get 5 BACK 💦💦and You’re in your 👸🍆🍆victWHOREian era💅🥵Get Zero 0️⃣back 🙊and Your cousin 🤫prince albert 🗣️will 🩸💉🦶hemo-feel-ya-up.🤢🤮

      Link from Legend of Zelda is perfect for breeding

        Hey guys! Did you know that Link from Legend of Zelda is perfect for breeding? He has walked and run many times throughout his journey, meaning that his legs are thick and muscular enough to handle the painful cramps of childbirth! He is around 5'7" and roughly 8 apples heavy, making him capable of handling dicks inside him. Link also has a somewhat tiny body, making it easier for your dick to go all the way inside and spray your korok seeds into his hole of z! Once Link gives birth, his childlike demeanor will allow him to be very likable to his offspring!

        Taylor’s speech before first surprise song “Question…?”

          Taylor Swift's speech before playing her 1st surprise song
          "I don't know, I have just never been this happy in my life, in all aspects of my life, ever before. And I just want to thank you for being a part of that. Like, you know, I don't know, it's not just the tour, it's like. I don't know, I just sort of feel like my life finally feels like it makes sense. And so I thought I'd play this song, which brings me a lot of happy memories."

          Querido kyle

            Querido kyle, voce tem uma bunda tao linda poderia dormir varios dias naquelas bochechas arrebitadas gostaria de viver com voce e usar sua bunda como chapeu para sempre
            Querido kyle tienes un culito muy hermoso, Podria dormir noche tras noche sobre el dejame decirte, Quiero vivir contigo y tener tu culo de sombrero toda la eternidad

            I AM A SURGEON!

              I am a surgeon scene from Good Doctor that became a meme
              I AM A STURGEON 🐟
              I😤AM😱A😭SURGEON🩺🤬 I😫AM 😳A😡SURGEON🩺👨‍⚕️🤯 DR🩺HAN😤I 😭AM🤬A😡💦SURGEON👨‍⚕️🤬😭🤯
              No, I'm, a surgeon. I am not leaving your office until you reinstate me.
              I am, a surgeon. I am, a surgeon!
              I, am, a surgeon! I, AM, A SURGEON! I AM- I AM A SURGEON!! I! AM A SURGEON, DR. HAN! I am a surgeon!
              I saved the patient, I deserve to be a surgeon.
              
              Dr. Murphy...
              
              Dr. Han, I want, my old job back. You are making a mistake.
              
              Am I, Shaun?
              
              Yes.
              
              Because it seems like you are doing really well in pathology, You made a great save on an earlier case and a great save today. You keep doing well and overtime, We can build to you having more responsibility.
              
              No, I'm, a surgeon. I am not leaving your office until you reinstate me.
              
              What are you doing, Shaun? Do you think ordering me to do something will change my mind? Do you really think it's a good idea to try and bully me?
              
              I am, a surgeon. I am, a surgeon!
              
              Do you realize that you are proving my point? That you're acting immature showing, that you don't know how to communicate, and you can't control your emotion.
              
              I, am a surgeon!
              
              But you do have a talent that I value, So I'm gonna give you one last chance to maintain your dignity, and leave my office, Now. Because if I have to call security you'll understand that I'm also gonna have to fire you.
              
              I, am, a surgeon! I, AM, A SURGEON! I AM- I AM A SURGEON!! I! AM A SURGEON, DR. HAN! I am a surgeon!