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My boyfriend’s foreplay is tetris

    I (F22) met my boyfriend (M18) on tetrio.com and have been together for 1 year. We are long-distance and communicate primarily via Discord. We are very happy together and have many interests in common, primarily Tetris. We have recently started to move our relationship forward in intimacy which has caused multiple problems.
    
    First, his rank is higher than mine. But the thing is, I've been playing solo on my own so I'm now only 2 levels behind him. He's getting really passive aggressive about it too. ;( Second, he moans whenever he places a T-spin. It was funny at first, but now it is bothering me. He insists it "gets him in the mood." Which leads me to my next point:
    
    Third, he cannot begin to be intimate without first winning a TetraLeague game. I am crazy in love with this man, but when we try to move further (via phone), he first must win a game (all while moaning) and makes me sit in listen. Even after he wins, when we are in the midst of foreplay, he will talk about how he "loves my tetris strategy" and refers to his dick as a "line piece entering my middle well". When he comes, he moans "ALL CLEAR".
    
    Is this relationship worth saving? I envision a future with this man and I really love him, but I need help overcoming this hurdle in our relationship.
    
    TLDR: my boyfriend refers to tetris in inappropriate moments. How do I make him stop?

    Taco ‘Guys, if you think we are good, let’s prove it now’

      Taco: "actually, I remember one time we were playing against Cloud 9, Inferno, and it was 15-3 to C9, we were playing as CT, C9 as T, and Fallen said:
      
      'Guys, if you think we are good, let's prove it now'. 15-3"
      
      Fallen: "did we comeback?"
      
      Taco: "of course not. 16-3"

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      "Did you come back?"
      
      "Of course not. 4-0."

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