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So I was just surfing the web looking for gay midget porn, when I came across this thing called “black people”. Apparently they have dark skin and love chicken. I am mortified. I will not accept anyone who is not a white person. Who made these black people? Who can I contact them and get them to stop? Are they considered people? We can’t stand for this anymore! The blacks have taken to much of out our economy! They took our jobs, our lifestyles, even our wives! I only have 3 wives left! And I don’t even fuck the other 2! Their just for cleaning and cooking! God I fucking hate America.
Edit: Guys holy shit stop downvoting me it’s just my opinion
Edit: Guys did you even read it? Stop telling me I’m racist when you clearly haven’t read the whole thing!
Edit: Jesus fucking Christ you guys are retarded. How delusional are you people???
Edit: Okay you people are fucking going to far. I’m NOT racist. I litteraly didn’t even say the n word once.
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Suddenly she takes off her undershirt to leave only her bra, she lets out sighs of fatigue and comes to put her head on my thighs to sleep, she was pressing my penis really hard, I could clearly discern her breasts and her butt.
I began to have a horse erection, and it was felt. She gets up, and says "don't get hard on me, jerk!" before scuttling furiously. She's angry and don't want to speak to me since because she think I'm a pervert. But to be honest, I was only hard because there was Henry Cavill on the screen.Can you smell that??👃👃👃👃👃 ATTENTION ALL CHEESY WHORES 🤤🤤🤤🤤 Here's a THIRST TRAP🪤🪤🍑🧚♂️ you're gonna want to fall for 🪤🪤🪤 IT'S 🦅NATIONAL🇺🇸 🧀🧀🧀😋 CHEESE DAY, bITCHES 🧀🧀🧀🐭💦🐀🐁🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀 YOU KNOW IT AIN'T EASY😔😔 BEING CHEEZY🤓🤪🧀 open your hole🕳🕳 like a SWISS🇨🇭🇨🇭🇨🇭 Emmentaler 🧀🕳🧀😳😫🥺 Do you have a FETISH for FETA? Does COLBY make you HORNY?😳 wheter u like it SOFT 🛏 or HARD🧱, DRY🌵 and SALTY 😈🧂🧀 or THICC🍑🍑🍖 STINKY👃👃 AND 😳 CREAMY🥛💦🥛💦🥛💦 remember to BEG for EXTRA CHEESE 🍕🍕🍕 PLEASE😍 In the next 6️⃣9️⃣ SECONDS 🕕🕘 SEND THIS 📲 to 🔟 of your STINKIEST CHEESIEST SLUTS 🤪🧀🧀👄😏🤑 If u get 🔟 back 🍑 your a FANCY GORGONZOLA😍🍄🍄🤤💦 Get 5️⃣🖐 back and ur a MELTY MOZZARELLA 😋🍕🍕💃 BUT IF U GET 0️⃣ BACK your a GROSS 🪱🪱🤢🤢CASSU MARTZU 🦠🪱🤢🤮🤮 and you're ILLEGAL🙅♀️⚖🏛 to CONSUME within the United States and the European Union as well as other territories.
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