Did you ever hear the tragedy of Dan Shu the Thicc? I thought not. This is not the story Xianzhou will tell you. This is Sanctus Medicus legend. Dan Shu was an Alchemy Commission chief alchemist, so wise she could use alchemy to influence the biology of the living creature and create curves where there were plains. She had such a knowledge that she could even keep her boons from sagging. Blessing of Abundance is a pathway to curves some consider to be unnatural.
She became so thicc... the only thing she was afraid of was writers dropping the ball on her storyline, which, eventually, they did.
Another day of being in complete awe of my endowment, at my size. My god, my bulge, it's undeniably huge.
I caught a look at myself in the mirror and had to stop and marvel at my size. I am absolutely huge. My dick looks like an alien mothership. My god I'm getting rock hard just thinking about it. I'm literally nearly tipping over the desk I'm sitting in as I write this from my massive shaft forcing its way up. Anyway sometimes I swear my dio09dd09 90dalkds kj9 whoa almost lost the keyboard what I was saying is that my dick will get a mind of its own and just have its way. I was once having sex with this girl and as I thrust my throbbing cock into her I essentially catapulted her as my shaft goes from 120 degrees to 20 in about 0.000012 seconds and she flew 10 ft into the air and hit her head on the ceiling. God. My cock is just so fucking huge my god it's massive. Just this absolutely throbbing massive dick. I woke up this morning and I looked down and it was like mount everest in the form of bedsheets front of me. Rock solid. I just marveled at my cock. I am turned on by my own size and I love every fucking minute of it. I'm fucking huge and I love it. My size. My size. My endowment.
One time I was at a bar with a girl and everyone could see the outline of my shaft in my pants and everyone was trying to awkwardly look away until one guy said "whoa Mr BigDick coming through" and everyone laughed and 2 guys patted me on the back. I could tell the girls in the bar who had boyfriends were envious of me and one guy looked defeated as I passed by him and made him look like a minature ken doll dwarfed by my gigantic cock. I feel bad for them honestly having to be compared to my endowment. Later that week I went back and all the girls were sitting in a corner eyeing me and my bulge and the girl I was with said she told them all about my size and that's all they could think about. They knew and knew I knew and I knew they knew I knew about what was going on and I firmly told them it was no big deal and they all squealed and went wild one of them even fainted.
Also, I just want to remind everyone who has a massive dick....don't ever take a picture of it because it will make nearly all men on earth feel inferior to you and give unrealistic expectations to girls and guys everywhere. I took a picture of my dick once and apparently it was shared by everyone on earth because later I went into the Smithsonian and saw a picture of it and it was labeled as the most impossibly perfect dick to ever grace the universe and two men were on their knees worshipping it while another man was in the fetal position whimpering. One time too I was on discord and a guy named "BigDick99999" had my dick pic as his profile pic. I won't lie, it was a bit of a confidence boost.
Later in the bathroom there was only one urinal in the middle and two guys and when I whipped it out they both enviously glanced at my endowment endowment endowment endowment and one of them said I thought they didn't allow horses in here and the other guy gulped loudly. He then, blushing, bashfully said that my wife is very lucky and must be very happy.
The first time I realized I was well endowed and my size was consierable was when my mom was driving and lost control of the car in the snow and when she went to grab the clutch my huge donger was ocuppying the dashboard (due to its demanding size) and she said "I want you to wear tighter pants from now on."
There are downsides though. This one girl said she could handle me as we were discussing dick size in my apartment. After I told her my size she said I would be the biggest. Then she said she could handle me anyway. Well let me tell you 2 hours later (somewhat related, all the magnum XXXLLLL condoms ripped as usual) in the ER proved her wrong. It was an awkward conversation with the hospital staff and I could tell everyone was uncomfortable but also clearly impressed as my size was creating a bulge, a huge bulge with purpose, from my endowment. Finally a doctor blurted out that I was the biggest he's ever seen and he has seen 1000s a day but none as big as mine. I had to go to the bathroom later but just looking at the toilet there's no way it would have been able to handle my size. My endowment.
This is Billy.
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Light's biggest mistake in Death Note was not masturbating in front of L.
During that episode or two where L is monitoring the Yagami household, Light pulls out a "dirty" magazine (just chicks in swimsuits you'd see at the beach lol) and looks at it in front of the cameras so he doesn't appear too innocent. But that's it -- that's all he does. I forget whether L says this before or after that point, but L remarks that he's suspicious because Light appears "too innocent."
Light is a high school student at the time, and the fact that basically all of 'em do it is the worst kept secret in the world. In fact, if you don't masturbate, all that'll happen is that your body will pump it out while you're sleeping and you'll make a mess in your bed, so it's basically just a human need. He should've taken his meat AND BEAT IT! to convince L he wasn't aware that he was being watched.
And to be clear, yes I understand that this would require confirming that Light was 18 beforehand, lest the FBI raid all of our houses.
We need a human with the best coordination and muscle control. I bet we could get the DNA from some of the best players and isolate their babies in a room where food is only provided after completing extreme demons. This way only the most skilled would survive to have offspring which will hopefully surpass the previous generation.
I've been holding this in for a while.. Idk who’ll see this but PLEASE don’t get yourself into the situation I’m in!!! My bday had just recently passed, and I had a huge birthday party. A bunch of friends and family came. It was my 19th birthday, not 21 yet, but I still partied like a true adult. My aunt usually cooks at family events (She’s an amazing cook), so me, being completely blind to what was to come, asked her to make me a pan of THC brownies while me and my cousin (her son) went out to grab drinks and get haircuts for the party. We finished doing what we had to do and headed home for the party. I got out of the car, my aunt hugged me and said “happy birthday my handsome nephew”. At the moment I think nothing of it, I’m just ready to eat my Eddie’s and party😂.
Long story short… Party starts and I’m ZOOTED AS FUCKKK… Like crazy high… The brownies were good as HELL and I didn’t instantly get high so I thought they wouldn’t work and ate 4 pieces. My aunt came around and offered me a shot. At first I refused because I didn’t want to be too fucked up, but I was already home and didn’t have to drive anywhere, so I said fuck it, I took the shots.. That’s what did it, NO LIE. I only remember sitting down at the kitchen table…. Next thing you know, I’m having unprotected sex with my aunt… She recently told me she was PREGNANT… Her husband has been in prison for over a year and is set to be released next month😟… I want her to get an abortion, but I also don’t want to her to kill my cousins sibling… Someone please PM ME PLEASE🙏🏻. I need someone to talk to IDK WHAT TO DO PLS HELP! Pray for me pls man
