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Zyox copypasta collection

I can’t take it anymore. i’m sick of zy0x

i can't take it anymore. i'm sick of zy0x. i try to watch other genshin streamers, zy0x is more entertaining. i try to go outside and enjoy my hobbies, but i yearn to watch him skill issue in the abyss. i try to watch other content, but i miss using the AGOUBA emote. i write "haha so tall and handsome today mr socks" in a dono message. i sub with twitch prime. he isn't satisfied. he grabs me by the throat. "I'M NOT BALDING MY HAIR IS JUST THIN." he says. he plus twenties a vermillion circlet. it rolls 1554 flat HP. "guess this is the end." he grabs xiao and laments everywhere. there is no hint of sanity in his eyes. nothing but pure, no ICD stalling. what a cruel world.

I can’t get Zyox out of my mind

I can't get Zyox out of my mind. Yesterday I was sitting in class and I told the teacher why I was late for class and she said "ICD!', I think she meant to say "I see!". After I came back to class and I sat down, I looked in the book, it was a math class, and I saw the number 5/6, I tried to ignore it, but when I came home and loaded Genshin, I swapped to my commissions team which was Wanderer, Yelan, Kazuha, Zhongli, when I went to my first commission, "A Small Step for Hilichurls", as soon as I they got in my render distance, I saw some pyro 28 numbers on them and they instantly died, I was so confused, I googled it and I found nothing so I just left it there, thankfully none of my next commissions were combat ones and I was condensing resin for the Vermillion domain. The next day while I was going to school I heard someone say "I love men." on the phone, I shat my pants, I thought Zyox was after me, since I had shat my pants, I had to go home. When I got home I saw my mom working and she said "He's in business guys!" i nearly got a panic attack right then and there, I ran into the bathroom and held my hands to my ears, but I started to see ABOBA everywhere, he would slowly apparate in front of me while I whimpered in the corner, smelling the boiling blood of my parents, I was so scared, I heard every thundering footstep as Zyox wandered around with his 50 CV Sands, I tried to peak outside when suddenly ABOBA saw me, instantly Zyox said "OMG I'M, BLOOMING" and as I say my final words, all I can feel is the pure, no ICD, HUH application. goodbye, cruel world.

Welcome to my incomplete zy0nix guide

Hey guys welcome to my incomplete zy0nix guide. First of all zy0x is the only character who doesn't wield a vision, but he does wield the delusion that Xiao is tall which is very strong. I believe zy0x is best used as a 2 in 1 Genshin Impact content creator whose primary goal is to give you useful character guides off stream while also endless entertainment on stream. zy0x is a character who's calm, collected, humble, handsome, tall, charismatic, but what makes him broken, at least from my 720 hours of testing, is the fact that he's a person. therefore, the real situations where you would want to be watching zy0x over other amazing streamers, is effectively going to be when the other streamers are not streaming. I hope this guide was helpful. feel free to let me know your thoughts on zy0x and i will catch deez nuts on the next one.

One of the content creators of all time

Zy0x is definitely one of the content creators of all time. His guides are one of the ones I've seen. These clips are the part of my year. Without his videos, my day feels like a day. He's the most person I've ever met. His Xiao artifacts are one of the character builds I've ever seen. Undoubtedly one of the streamers in 2024.

Who is Zy0x?

Who is zy0x? in math: my solution, in history: my King, in art: my canvas, in science: my oxygen, in geography: my world.

For blind, he is the brightness, for depressed - he's hope. Hail our copium lord Zy0x and his Husband Xiao for only he farms Vermillion for 2 years and still doesn't have the best Xiao in the world. For only he can bring light to those in dark, and like he himself mentioned, put more into his mouth than just words. All Hail our copium lord and his husband Xiao.

Oh Zy0nix, my glorious balding king

Oh Zy0nix, my glorious balding king, you..... you are my specialz, throughout Vermillion and Echoes you alone are the Anemo Gobletless one. Stand proud Zeeox, you are strong..... because at the end of the day. You.....are. wipes tears YOU ARE MY SPECIALZ 😭😭😭

I have a confession I just typed this because of zy0x

I have a confession I just typed this because of zy0x. Like everyone talking about him and Xiao, when I go to YouTube I find dozen of clips for him for hsr and genshin and watched some of it , watched some videos on his channel and he was pretty composed and half of the comments were about how calm he is on stream . More videos and it's the same fucking comments like I downloaded twitch to follow him and I didn't find the hype . Surely you would stumble to his video wearing a maid dress or him moaning like a bitch or saying the weirdest shit imaginable and most his fans are so annoying to the point they lead me to stop. I'm not watching anymore

Xiao is the best character in Genshin Impact

Xiao is the best character in Genshin Impact and anyone who disagrees is a brainless simp. He has the coolest design, the most badass voice, the strongest skills and the deepest lore. He is not a generic edgy boy, he is a complex and tragic hero who sacrificed his happiness for the sake of Liyue. He deserves all the love and respect in the world and I will fight anyone who dares to insult him. Zy0x is my idol and I agree with everything he says about Xiao. He is the true Xiao fan and he knows more than anyone else. He is not toxic or arrogant, he is just passionate and honest. He has enlightened me with his wisdom and I will follow him to the end of time. Xiao and Zy0x are my life and I will never stop supporting them.

Oh my god Zyox

Oh my god Zyox. Not only did I know that you were already tall, humble, charismatic, funny, entertaining, and just... good overall, that you deserve this piece, but now, I really can see... you getting rewarded for once, when every other time you've been unlucky

Zyox Rap

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Zeeee0x shrine

Everytime I think my life has gone to ruin, everytime I remember I'm unemployed, everytime I remember I haven't seen sunlight or showered in 10 years, I can just look at my Zeeee0x shrine. Everyday I offer something to his majestys wonderful shrine, everyday I look at it enchantingly, and everyday I wished Zy0x was real so that he could bring salvation to us pathetic, little lamenters. Aboba, lament, om.

Belial pressure

𝔐𝔶 𝔡𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔟𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯, ℑ 𝔴𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔦𝔫 𝔡𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔪𝔢𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔥𝔬𝔩𝔶. ℑ𝔱 𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 ℑ 𝔞𝔪 𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔢𝔡 𝔦𝔫 𝔅𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔞𝔩𝔰 𝔭𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔲𝔯𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔶 𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔪𝔭𝔱 𝔞𝔱 𝔞 𝔭𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔥𝔞𝔰 𝔟𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔪𝔢𝔱 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔞 ℭℌ 𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔬 214ℌ. ℑ𝔫 𝔣𝔞𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔶 𝔫𝔢𝔞𝔯 𝔡𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔰𝔢, ℑ 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔡𝔲𝔪𝔭 𝔪𝔶 𝔪𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔬 𝔞 𝔯𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔞𝔩 𝔒𝔇, 𝔞𝔳𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢 𝔪𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔨𝔢𝔱 𝔦𝔣 ℑ 𝔡𝔬𝔫’𝔱 𝔪𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔦𝔱

The line came from Eren in Chapter 139 of the Attack on Titan (AOT) manga. In the panel he revealed his selfish desire of not wanting Mikasa to find another man and moving on after his death. The revelation was rather pathetic and out of character for him that many AOT fans made memes and turned his ’10 years at least’ line into a copypasta.

No, I don't want that! Mikasa finding another man?! I want her to think about me and no one else for the rest of her life. Even After I die...I want to be at the front of her mind for a while! Ten years, at least!!

I don't want to die...I want to be with Mikasa. With everyone else

...No. No, I don't want that! Mikasa finding another man...?! I want her to think about me and no one else for the rest of my life! Even after I die... I want to be at the front of her mind for a while! Ten years, at least!! ...Please don't repeat that to Mikasa... I want her to be happy... I really do. But... AGH... YEAH... DAMMIT... ...I don't wanna die. I want to be with Mikasa... with Everyone.

Mother’s Day

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY HOES! 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 On this day we celebrate 🎉🎊 the HORNY BITCH 🍆🙆 that got HOT 🔥 and DRIPPY 💦💦 with DADDY 👱🍆🍆 then 💥 POPPED 💥 YOU 👇🏻 OUTTA THE PUSSY 🙀🙀😹 9 MONTHS later 📅 Throughout the years 📅📅📅 this bitch 🙋 did EVERYTHING 4️⃣ you, shovin her TITTIES 🔘🔘 in your FACE 👶 4️⃣ you 2️⃣ SUCK ON 👅👅💦, cleanin up 👅👅 the CUMMIES 💦💦 in your diapers 👶, KISSIN 💋 all your BOOBoos 🔘🏥🔘, & 💦 CUMMIN 💦 to the rescue 🆘 whenever you needed 😫 that MILF PUSSY 🐱💦 Show this SLUTTY MUMMY 💁 how much you appreciate 🙏🙏 her today & MURDER 🔫🗡💣 THAT PUSSY 🐱🐱 like a good child should 👍👶 DADDY 👱🍆 won't mind 😉😏 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ friends with the HOTTEST 🔥 MILFS 🙆👪 Get 3️⃣ back & MOMMY will give the TIP 🍆 a KISS 💋 GOODNIGHT 🌙⭐️ Get 5️⃣ back & she'll T(F)UCK 👉👌 you into BED 🛌 TONIGHT 🌠 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & she'll give you the RIDE 🐎🍆💦 OF YOUR LIFE 💦 to SCHOOL 📚 tomorrow 🚗🍆🐱💦

🙏👏🌟✨💫YAAAAAAAAS MAMA YAAAASSS 🙀😮🌷👏 Mother’s Day is coming this sunday🕐⏳💁🔟🙆 and i want you to know that you are my mader, a supreme. 👸🌟💎 You slay all fuckbois in y/our way. 🏃🔫💣🙅📛🔪 ur in control, 🐯 my mamacita. 💃 You run the world.🌍🌎🌏🌠 You are the generation who breeds a new generation. 🔼🔺➡️🆕🍼👶👱👧👦🌟 So this Mama’s Day, send this to all your mothers.💝 Tho i may have a 🔝daddy or daddies👨🏼👨🏻👨🏿👨🏾👨🏽🍆 who give me cummies💦💦💧👅👀 you will always be my mami🔐💁👸👰👵. send this to all ur mamma mias 👩🏼👩🏻👩🏽👩🏿👩🏾 if u get 0 back, youre a flop! 🙅😔🙍 if u get 1-3, step up ur game hoe! ☝️💄👛👙💇👄 4-7 ur a mama born to be kween someday. 👗👜🍭🎀🌂💓 8-10+ HIGH BITCH IN CHARGE. 👄🔥💃💅👠👘👜🎀🌂💄💍 SLAAY ME🙇 KWEEEN YAAASS UR PUSSY ON FLEEK 🐯🐱🔥 BUSSY GAME ON TOP.👑🍑💎💋 THIS ONE IS FOR THE GAYS 🌈👬👭👯👩‍❤️‍👩👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💃 I LOVE MY GAY FANS💕❤️😘❌⭕️❌⭕️

HAPPY 😌 MOMMY’S DAY! ⛅🌁🌆 Today 📆 we CUM 😈😈💦💦💦💦😎 together 💏💑👭👬 to celebrate 🥳🤩🎉 the BIG 😱 MOMMY MILKERS 🍈🍈 of all the CREAMPIE 🥧CUMSLUTS 🤤who 🤔💭 didn’t 🤽‍♀️ pull 💓💕😈 out! 👍🏻 Bring 🧺 HOT 😍💋😋 SAUSAGE 🌭 and FERTILIZED 🥚 EGGS 🍳 for breakfast 🥣🍞 in the bed 🛏 u were conceived 😮‍💨 in! 🕺 Send 📩 this to ur 🔟 MOST 👏👉 BREEDABLE 🐣MILFs! Get 0 🚫🔙 and ur mommy🤰milk 🥛🍼🐮 will run dry 🚱😱 Get 5️⃣ 🔙 and ur a FERTILE 🪴FUCKTOY 🌸! Get 🔟🔙 2 be the CREAMPIE 🍆💦🍑QUEEN!!! 👸🏾

Happy MOTHER'S DAY 👩‍👧👅💦 to all the HOT 𝓶𝓸𝓶𝓶𝔂𝓼 🍑🍆 in the game! 💋💄 Today is about worshipping 🍌 those beautiful LADIES 🥰 Let’s CUM together 🤤💦 to GAS UP ⛽️ MOMS who 🔥knows how to work that kitchen 👩‍🍳 while also serving that DICK dish 🍽️🍆🍑! Let’s CELEBRATE 👏 that WOMB 💖 that gave you LIFE 🚼 and all those late-night CUMulations 💦 Whether it’s MILF or 𝓜𝓐𝓜𝓐𝓒𝓘𝓣𝓐, every one of these QUEENS👸🏽 has a few tricks up their sleeves 🧙‍♀️🍆 and knows 🔥 how to get us HORNED UP 🌶️🔥. So, here’s to the HANDS on HEROES 🙌 🚀🍌! SEND this to 5️⃣ sexy BITCHES 🤪🤪 or risk missing out on that tasty Sunday brunch 🍳🥂 together.🧸😉💦! Happy MOMMY DAY, may your pleasure be EVERLASTING 🤫💦 ✨

Happy😊 mommy👩 day!! ! Today is a BIG👐 day for all those mommies👩 who let you suckle on their breasts😏 when you're hungry (●´ω｀●) being an absolute mommy is a hard job (≧o≦) and they must be worshipped😋😋! Send this to all of the absolute MOMMIES you know🍆🍆😏😋

oh shit 👌👌👌 its mother's 👩🏿👩🏿👩🏿 day 🌞🌞 and you 👉🏽👉🏽 know what that means 😏😏😏😏 MOMMY'S CUMMIES 💦💦💦💦 the 1️⃣st Sunday in May 🌺🌻🌹🌷🌼🌸💐 is a time for CELEBRATION 🎉 🎈🎊🎉🎉 LOVE ❤️💛💚💙💜 and most of all.... SUCC 😜😩😫😩😩😝😝 share this with 🔟 mommies 💁🏻🙅🏿🙎🏾🙍🏼🙆🏽🙋🏻💆🏼👸🏼👵🏿👩🏼 to become.. the ULTIMATE CUMMIE 💦💦💦💦

Your 🌊 👉 🤗 biological mother 👪👪👪 🤶 👩 is so morbidly obese when 🕗 🕛🕐 🕗 she 🟣 💁‍♀️ 👩 went 👣 💨 🏃 to go ✅ 🦗 🤡 get 😩 💪👽 🕴🏽 her 👇😐👇 👸 👩 yearly ⏳ ⏳ ⏳ physical 👊 👊 👊 done, ⏳ 🔨 ✅ the doctor 🏥 👩‍⚕ 👨🏻‍⚕️🏥 took 👫 ✋ 👫 her 👩 👨🏼 👩 blood, 🧛‍♂️ 🧛‍♂️ 👩🏼‍⚖️👩🏼‍⚖️📢📢 and the results 💹 👀💯 👀💯 concluded that 😐 ⏪ 😠 she 👩 👩🏼 👩 had 🈶👋✊💔 😥😿 😭 high 🔊 👍😍 🔊 blood 👩🏼‍⚖️👩🏼‍⚖️📢📢 🧛‍♀️ 🧛‍♂️ pressure 🔥 🔥 🔥 on 😓🍐🔛 🔛 ⬇️ said 💬 💬 🅾️ type 💻 📝📝 📝 2 😳 🕝 ❕ diabetes, hypertension, and the possibility 🤔 🤔 🤔 of heart 💔 💓 💑 disease. 😷 🤢🧟‍♀️ 🤢🧟‍♀️ She 👩🏻 💁‍♀️ 💁‍♀️ also 🙇 ➕ 🙇 suffers from 🤕 👉🙃 🚥 severe 😱 😱 📉 depression because 🐕 ♒ 🐕 she 💁 👩 🙇 lacks confidence 🧚🏻💞✨ 🧚🏻💞✨ 🧚🏻💞✨ in 🏼 🤔 ☝️ her 🤰 💁‍♂️🎥 👩 physical 👊 👊 👊 appearance, which 👏 🙌😩 👏 enables her 👇😐👇 👩 👩 to consume even 🌃 🌃 🌃 more ✋✋ ➕ ➕ food, 🍣 🍙 🍝 making 🌟 💘 ☝️ her 👩 👸😡 💁‍♂️ more ➕ ➕➕➕➕ 🙅 obese. Not 🚫 🐻 🙊 to mention, but 🤔 🦎 📷 your 👉 👉 👩‍🌾 mother 😱🪓 👪👪👪 👰‍♀️ is becoming SO monstrous, she 👩 🙋‍♀️ 👱‍♀️ had 😭 💋 😴 a hard 🤦‍♀️ 😤 🔩😖 time 🕐🕐 😂 💀 fitting through 🪀 🪀 🐲 small 😂👌 😂👌 🥺 spaces 🌠 🌠 🌠 and exceeding weight 🏋️‍♂️ 🏋 🚶🏽 limits on 🔛 📷 😉 practical 😚 😚 😚 applications. Your 🧍 👏 👉👩🏿 mother 👪 👰‍♀️ 👪 has 👏 😜 💤 an endless cycle 🚲 🚲 🚲 of malicious 😂 😂 😂 eating 🍴 🍴 🍴 habits that ➡️ 🔍 📝 only ☝️ 6️⃣ 😂🕡 ✋👀 make 📝🍳 🏼🙅 📣 her 👩 👩 👩 health 🚑 🥗 🍎 worsen 😱 😱 😱 over 🔁 🔁 🔁 time. 🕡🕠 🕜 ⏰ I 😍 💃 👁️ hope 💁‍♂️ 💁🤞🙏 🌈 whoever has 🈶 🛒 👏 just 😂 😫 😬🗼 read 📙 📙 📖 this post 🚩 📝 🚩 enjoyed the humorous Your 👉 🙄 🤪🤪🤪🤪 Mother 😱🪓 👰‍♀️ ⚱️ joke. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😜 Thank 🤗🤔 🤗🤔 🤗🤔 you 🌐 😫 🌐 for 🎅 🤦 💯🏽 your 👈 👉 👈 time 🕛 🕐 🕕 and have ✊💪 🙋 🐒 a blessed 😇 😇 😇 day. 🌞 🚨 🚨

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY HOES! 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 On this day we celebrate 🎉🎊 the HORNY BITCH 🍆🙆 that got HOT 🔥 and DRIPPY 💦💦 with DADDY 👱🍆🍆 HAPPY MOTHERS DAY HOES! 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 On this day we celebrate 🎉🎊 the HORNY BITCH 🍆🙆 that got HOT 🔥 and DRIPPY 💦💦 with DADDY 👱🍆🍆 then 💥 POPPED 💥 YOU 👇🏻 OUTTA THE PUSSY 🙀🙀😹 9 MONTHS later 📅 Throughout the years 📅📅📅 this bitch 🙋 did EVERYTHING 4️⃣ you, shovin her TITTIES 🔘🔘 in your FACE 👶 4️⃣ you 2️⃣ SUCK ON 👅👅💦, cleanin up 👅👅 the CUMMIES 💦💦 in your diapers 👶, KISSIN 💋 all your BOOBoos 🔘🏥🔘, & 💦 CUMMIN 💦 to the rescue 🆘 whenever you needed 😫 that MILF PUSSY 🐱💦 Show this SLUTTY MUMMY 💁 how much you appreciate 🙏🙏 her today & MURDER 🔫🗡💣 THAT PUSSY 🐱🐱 like a good child should 👍👶 DADDY 👱🍆 won't mind 😉😏 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ friends with the HOTTEST 🔥 MILFS 🙆👪 Get 3️⃣ back & MOMMY will give the TIP 🍆 a KISS 💋 GOODNIGHT 🌙⭐️ Get 5️⃣ back & she'll T(F)UCK 👉👌 you into BED 🛌 TONIGHT 🌠 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & she'll give you the RIDE 🐎🍆💦 OF YOUR LIFE 💦 to SCHOOL 📚 tomorrow 🚗🍆🐱💦 💥 POPPED 💥 YOU 👇🏻 OUTTA THE PUSSY 🙀🙀😹 9 MONTHS later 📅 Throughout the years 📅📅📅 this bitch 🙋 did EVERYTHING 4️⃣ you, shovin her TITTIES 🔘🔘 in your FACE 👶 4️⃣ you 2️⃣ SUCK ON 👅👅💦, cleanin up 👅👅 the CUMMIES 💦💦 in your diapers 👶, KISSIN 💋 all your BOOBoos 🔘🏥🔘, & 💦 CUMMIN 💦 to the rescue 🆘 whenever you needed 😫 that MILF PUSSY 🐱💦 Show this SLUTTY MUMMY 💁 how much you appreciate 🙏🙏 her today & MURDER 🔫🗡💣 THAT PUSSY 🐱🐱 like a good child should 👍👶 DADDY 👱🍆 won't mind 😉😏 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ friends with the HOTTEST 🔥 MILFS 🙆👪 Get 3️⃣ back & MOMMY will give the TIP 🍆 a KISS 💋 GOODNIGHT 🌙⭐️ Get 5️⃣ back & she'll T(F)UCK 👉👌 you into BED 🛌 TONIGHT 🌠 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & she'll give you the RIDE 🐎🍆💦 OF YOUR LIFE 💦 to SCHOOL 📚 tomorrow 🚗🍆🐱💦

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I used to be an intern for South Dakota Kristi Noem.

I used to be an intern for South Dakota Kristi Noem. While interning for her I felt I saw her true nature and to this day I am in hiding

Out of college I was an intern for South Dakota Kristi Noem. At the time she was having an affair with political operative Corey Lewandowski, it was my duty to cover up for their affair

One night I was standing guard outside her office when I heard behind the door Corey say 'I can't do this anymore' and a few seconds later he stormed out. Then I heard crying. I ran into the office, closing the door behind me. I noticed there was a dog costume on the floor, but no matter, Kristi was my concern

'Kristi, what's wrong!?', she looked up at me, and then her sad face slowly turned into an idea face

She told me to put on the dog custome, and then said that intercourse was a part of the job duties. Kristi is a very powerful political figure, and my career in politics could be threatened, so I immediately agreed. I am well versed in intercourse but what threw me off was Kristi ordered me to take off my clothes and get into the dog custom, which had a hole in the crotch for me cock. Is this was Corey went through as well?

After I put it on, Kristi said her favorite foreplay was for me to act like a farm dog, so for about 30 minutes we would pretend the office was a farm and I was hunting birds. This whole time Kristi was masturbating. Then came the intercourse. Afterwards she said 'okay, this is how I like to finish' and brought out a gun behind her desk!

I said 'is that a real gun???' and she said 'yes, but I won't shoot you with it, I will just pretend to shoot to get off'

This sort of role play continued for 6 months until I was able to transfer to Washington DC and leave her office

I thought that was the last of the ordeal, though I always wondered what was the origin that fetish. Until one day I saw this in the newspaper

"Kristi Noem says she shot and killed her 14 month puppy in the face. What to know about the South Dakota governor's recent controversy

As I was reading this, I looked up from the newspaper and there was an assassin in my kitchen! They said 'time to die' and I recognized the voice. 'South Dakota Kristi Noemi???' I said. She then said 'I'm already under water, we can't let news of our affair get out' and fired several more bullets but I dodged them and went into the living room

Thinking quick, I got my stuff dog toy and threw it at her. She caught it, looked at it, then immediately started shooting it in the face with one hand with using the other hand to reach into her pants to start masturbating. I took the distraction to escape

I got in my car and drove back to my hometown of [REDACTED]. To this day I am in hiding from Kristi Noem. Luckily I take a dog stuffie where ever I go in case she finds me, I tell people it's my emotional support stuffed animal

Discord mod notices a female

Known as ‘You have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female‘ or ‘Consider Me A Player 2‘ copypasta, it started as a DM from a Discord server mod. The pasta often gets reposted with different context with the most recent being Valorant message from a LFG server.

Hello @Eva, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Pummel Party Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require any guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2... a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enhoy some video games together some time. I see you play pummel party, and are you good at mini games? I am a mini-game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course).

POV: Female in Valorant LFG

Hello. I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and 1 am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Valorant LFG. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require and guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken. I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me ur jett? .. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play valorant, and are you good at playing sage? I am a peak gold 3, so I would be happy to help you rank up. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

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