I’m sick and tired of you kids making fun of boomers. Do you realize you probably wouldn’t exist without boomers? You’d probably be cum in a sock or swallowed by some whore at a truck stop if wasn’t for your dad, who is a boomer. Boomers are awesome they made the world it is today. Thanks to them the planet is getting warmer so we get to spend more time at the beach, they’ve made the planet a better place for us and we should be grateful. Stop hating on boomers it makes you look like the spoiled brat that you are. Boomers created spongebob and rick and morty and all the gay cartoons you love. Maybe you should watch more boomer shows and stfu you little bitch. Guess what? Joker was played by a boomer dumbass so why so serious??? Shut up millennial!! Why don’t you go jack off on Snapchat to some e thot or make a fool of yourself on tik Tok for the world to remember you as a waste of breath??! Shut up boomer?!!?! How about you attach some breast pumps to your huge man boobs and make some breast milk cheese to sell in the local farmers market because what else are you good for you young sapling!!! Saying shut up boomer isn’t funny!!! You shut up!!! Idiot
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The other day I attempted to take down Ben Shapiro by digging up offensive Tweets. Hours upon hours I scrolled, looking through libtard destruction through the years in hopes of finding something to destroy the smug bastard. Finally, I found something. Half chubbed, I chortled, "finally! A weapon to defeat Daddy Shapiro! I'll go call the DNC!"
Suddenly I hear a rumbling sound in the distance. As it starts growing louder I knew I was in for a fight. Suddenly, my door flies open so fast it disappears, presumably with all the other libtards who have been destroyed. He's here. Stepping through the door, Chad energy radiating from him, is Ben Shapiro. "So, you dare challenge me libtard?" Ben asked with a smirk. I stayed silent, simply allowing my chub to grow to 75%. "Well you're in for a fight." He said as he conjured up a 5 foot long gavel out of thin air.
I wasted no time, rushing straight for him, but Shapiro was prepared and blocked me. "You're a quick one aren't you?" He chuckled, before bashing me with his gavel. As 82 genders were knocked out of me, I fell to the floor and saw him standing above, laughing. "And here I thought you'd put up a good fight. Shameful."
I wasn't out yet; I still had tricks up my sleeve. I ran to my computer and searched for Tumblr. My ace in the hole. As I began reading off blogs shaming straight white men, I could see him weakening. Lucky for me my cuck powers allowed me to be unaffected. Knowing he was weak, I searched for DeviantArt. He knew my plan. As I searched up gay furry porn he closed his eyes and approached me before shouting facts and logic into my ears.
I fell out of my chair and recoiled. Something had taken over me. The facts and logic were too much. He had defeated me. Looking over me with his gavel, he destroyed the computer and said, "heh, another libtard destroyed." He then swung his gavel down, popping my testicles like a balloon filled with spaghetti and meatballs before shooting out through the ceiling. As I reached peak cuck-atude, I vowed my revenge towards Ben. Although he was gone, I still heard his voice in my head, saying "okay this is epic."
With Biden winning it means
The 🤚 end of Racism ✊ in America 🦅
Black Lives ✊ automatically👏 matter again 👥
Corona 🦠 Virus 😷 has been Cured 🧟♀️🧟♂️
The ✋ end of all War ⚠ 🔫
No more 🤔 school shootings by 🤪 crazies 🔫
National 🤷♂️ Debt is 😎 Paid off 🤑
Women 😻 will be paid 💲 💹 and ⚖ treated equally 😂🤣
Gay 🤡 people are 🙋♀️ equal💥 to regular people 🚶♀😤😤
Stonks 📶 are 🧐 🤓 looking 💹 fire 💥 ✔
I’m a black gay guy and I can personally say that Obama did nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse. Everything is so much better under Trump though. I feel respected - which I never do when democrats are involved.