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FIFA against him. UEFA against him. Teammates Against him. Goalkeeper Against him.

    Cr7 Cristiano Ronaldo copypasta
    FIFA against him.
    UEFA against him.
    Teammates Against him.
    Goalkeeper Against him.
    Saudi football authority Against him.
    Perez Against him.
    Coaches Against him.
    Analysts Against him.
    Pitch against him.
    Opponent team Against him.
    Referee always Against him.
    World cup knockout stage Against him.
    Man of the tournament against him.
    WWE against him.
    Apple against him.
    Google against him.
    Microsoft against him.
    Entire world against him.
    Solar system against him.
    Galaxy against him.
    Press against him.
    No offside goals.
    No rigged awards.
    Never disrespect anyone.
    Never cry in interview.
    Never cry in Instagram.
    Never cry in the field.
    Never received red card.
    Pure Talent and Hardwork.
    Children want to be like him.
    Cricketers want to be like him.
    P0tat0es wants to be like him.
    Hipp0p0tamus wants to be like him.
    Aliens want to be like him.
    Basketball players want to be like him.
    Players from every other planet want to be like him.
    
    This is Cristiano Ronaldo
    FIFA against him. UEFA against him. Teammates Against him. Goalkeeper Against him. Saudi football Authority Against him. Pitch against him. Opponent Against him. Referee always Against him. Las Vegas girl Against him. Why does it happen to nicest man alive? ๐Ÿฅบ Always against my ๐Ÿช Cristiano Ronaldo. 

    Fauna on tea

      From Fauna’s argument on why tea is better than coffee in HOLOEN CIVIL WAR: COFFEE VS TEA (The Great Debate) stream.

      Thank you for having me as a witness today, your honours. And my esteemed green colleague and also my blue colleague, thank you. I have prepared a short speech for you today.
      
      Though tea is superior to coffee for myriad reasons, I will focus my testimony on one aspect only - the amino acid L-theanine (L-THE).
      
      While both coffee and tea contain caffeine, L-THE is found naturally in green tea and contrarily is absent from coffee. We therefore may use the elusive amino acidsโ€™ presence or lack thereof as a point of comparison between our competing beverages.
      
      Caffeine on its own is perhaps most notably associated with its neurostimulating effects, increased alertness and cognitive performance, at the expense of elevated heart rate and blood pressure. You may be content to accept these side effects as a coffee drinkerโ€ฆ However, there is another path offered by our favoured beverage of tea.
      
      L-THE, once again found naturally in tea, antagonises caffeine in such a way to reduce the negative effects while boosting the positive! L-THE regulates the central nervous system, increasing the release of dopamine, inhibiting glutamate uptake, decreasing norepinephrine and increasing serotonin. Thatโ€™s right - L-THE antagonises caffeine, lowering blood pressure, while coffee continues to elevate and elevate again.
      
      Further, L-THE increases alpha (ฮฑ) brain wave activity associated with creativity, improved learning and decreased anxiety.
      
      Tea bests coffee in a matter of variety, taste and health, but you need look no further than L-theanine to prove teaโ€™s dominion over coffee.
      
      I rest my case. Thank you.

      I never wished I was an inanimate object more than when I saw Graceโ€™s shoes.

        Grace is a playable character from the game Zenless Zone Zero (ZZZ) by Hoyoverse.

        I never wished I was an inanimate object more than when I saw Graceโ€™s shoes. I mean, just imagine that feeling. Your mouth (does the foot entrance of a shoe count as a mouth? Doesnโ€™t matter) completely shaped, molded by Graceโ€™s feet. Your whole existence is to protect the feet of this goddess. All you can breathe is her feet as she as no idea of your sentience. Working in machinery, she typically spends the whole day on her back, underneath her creations. As such, you arenโ€™t getting stepped on as much as you want. The part that makes this seemingly worthless existence all the worth. Graceโ€™s job regularly requires her to do prolonged periods of physical labour, and that causes her to sweat buckets. So not only are you breathing in her feet all the time, but now her sweat. The Devine smell encases your existence for hours on end, for days on end. This smell becomes your toxin, addiction, as her smell is the only thing that motivates you to move on.
        
        One day, Grace was required to work for 14 hours straight. And you as her trusty, unknown companion, stayed by her side in much more happiness than her. Although she loves her job the tiredness catches up. Her movements become less precise, more sluggish. Koleda takes notice of this and approaches Grace. She expresses her concerns, telling Grace sheโ€™s overworking and may get hurt because of it. Ultimately, she demands Grace to return home and get rest. She reluctantly agrees. When she returns home the first thing she does is kick off her shoes and begins to walk towards her couch.
        
        โ€œWait! Donโ€™t go!โ€ You scream out. Grace turns to look at her shoe that called her name. She stares in disbelief, assuming her drowsiness has caught up to her. You continue to talk to her, not willing to be separated for even a mere minute. โ€œPlease, wear me as you sleep. I cannot live without being in you.โ€ Although your words seem somewhat disgusting, they are equally part desperate. Desperate to not be separated from the toxin that allows your existence.
        
        Grace doesnโ€™t respond, likely do to her brain preparing to sleep and turning off all unnecessary functions. She walks over slowly, her legs ready to give weigh. She positions herself above you, slowly slipping her foot into you. You attempt to thank her for her merciful acts as a goddess, but your mouth being full of foot makes it sound more like โ€œfufth fhewguโ€ as opposed to a proper thanks. She walks over and collapses on her couch, instantaneous falling under the veils of her blanketโ€™s she had waiting for her. As you breathe in her smell, all your things wash away like a beach during high tide. All you can focus on is her.

        Imagine being so insecure about not being funny that you not only steal a viewer’s joke but also ban them.

          Imagine being so insecure about not being funny that you not only steal a viewer's joke but also ban them. And for the people who will say it was just a joke or it was in fun, that's sad. It really is not funny, you just like zyox enough to agree with whatever he says. Which is also sad.
          
          I liked zyox but this really has made me like him less. And of course it was enabled by zajef. This basically was bullying and it gave me such an ick. Like sure it's his stream and he can do what he wants but yuck. Kinda deserves all the fun people make of him. used to feel bad for him when people would make fun of his hair but not anymore, completely deserves it. 
          Imagine being so TA about not being TA that you not only steal a viewer's TA but also ban TA. And for the people who will say it was just a TA or it was in TA, that's sad. It really is not TA, you just like TA enough to agree with whatever he says. Which is also TA.
          
          I liked TA but this really has made me like TA less. And of course it was enabled by TA. This basically was TA and it gave me such an TA. Like sure it's his TA and he can do what he wants but TA. Kinda deserves all the TA people make of TA. Used to feel bad for TA when TA would make fun of his TA but not anymore, completely deserves TA. 

          Full lore from YT comment

          Imagine being so insecure about not being funny that you not only steal a viewer's joke but also ban them. And for the people who will say it was just a joke or it was in fun, that's sad. It really is not funny, you just like zyox enough to agree with whatever he says. Which is also sad.
          
          I liked zyox but this really has made me like him less. And of course it was enabled by zajef. This basically was bullying and it gave me such an ick. Like sure it's his stream and he can do what he wants but yuck. Kinda deserves all the fun people make of him. I used to feel bad for him when people would make fun of his hair but not anymore, completely deserves it.
          
          Edit: keep it up you guys. I'm sure zyox would love for his community to be known as the one where 90% of the people can't deal with social interaction in a normal way without spamming a bunch of nonsense. So proud of you.
          
          As for the 1-2 people who genuinely tried to discuss it like adults, I'm grateful that there are at least a handful of y'all.
          
          Never planning on interacting with this community again. Don't know what i was thinking.
          
          -ร—-ร—-ร—-ร—-ร—-ร—-ร—-ร—-ร—-ร—-ร—-ร—-ร—-
          
          Edit 2: From the sensible people in the comments i have learned that the banned people get unbanned basically immediately after. That is something i did not know. So thank you to those people for explaining it.
          
          I will still keep my comments up as a showcase that i was at fault for jumping to conclusions AND That this community has too many people who's first instinct is to just spam bs instead of engaging in meaningful discussion. Could have avoided all this if only the channel owner had been a normal person explaining how it worked.
          
          Because as a non-twitch viewer there was no way for me to know about this. Of course i would be concerned seeing something like this. I would say it would be weird to not feel concerned about it if you didn't know.
          
          Anyways i will stop replying and i really hope that the people who thought that just trying to clown on me was the appropriate way to handle this, learn from the nicer commenters who explained things in a mature manner.

          Biden has Covid / Joevid-19

            โš ๏ธโ—๏ธUH OH โ—๏ธโš ๏ธ PRESIDENT ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿซก BIDEN HAS CUM ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘€ DOWN โฌ‡๏ธ๐Ÿ•บWITH HOE-VID ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿคง! HE DIDN'T ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ USE ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ PROTECTION ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ† FROM THE HEFTY ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ๐ŸซฆVIRAL LOAD ๐Ÿฅต ๐Ÿ˜ท AND HAS TO ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿ”ซ BE IN WHORE-ENTINE ๐Ÿ’…๐ŸผโŒ UNTIL HE'S ๐Ÿšซ NO LONGER ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿคช CUNTAGEOUS ๐Ÿค’๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป SEND ๐Ÿ“ฒ THIS TO 46 OF THE SLUTTIEST ๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ™Œ COVID CUNTS ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’‰ YOU KNOW ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ‘Š OR YOU'LL BE ๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿซต THE NEXT VICTIM ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐ŸชฆOF THE PANDEM-DICK ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ 
            ๐Ÿšจ CALL โ˜Ž๏ธ THE CENTER FOR ๐Ÿ˜ฉ DISEASE ๐Ÿ˜ท CUNT-ROLโ€ผ๏ธ
            
            SLEEPY ๐Ÿ’ค JOE ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ maybe ๐Ÿ˜ˆ going ๐Ÿƒ to sleep ๐Ÿ’€ FOREVER โ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ’— While DADDY TRUMP ๐ŸŠ was taking BULLETS to the EAR ๐Ÿ‘‚our ๐Ÿ”ฅ HOE-TuS was taking too many ๐Ÿ’ฆ CUMMIES ๐Ÿ’ฆ to the FACE and caught JOE-VID-19๐Ÿ˜ฎ
            
            The world ๐ŸŒŽ HOE Organization ๐Ÿ‘… told JILL to keep that ๐Ÿฑ ๐Ÿ† LOCKED UP ๐Ÿ”’ until ๐Ÿ’ฆ JOE washes ๐Ÿงฝ๐Ÿงฝ๐Ÿงฝ his dirty nasty little ๐Ÿ‘Œ fingers ๐Ÿ–• for 6๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ seconds with sHOEp ๐Ÿงผ ๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿงผ and ๐Ÿ’ฆ water ๐Ÿ’ฆ otherwise it doesn't count ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก
            
            THE LIBTARDS ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿฆ… are shaking down ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ ALL the COCONUT ๐Ÿฅฅ TREES in ๐Ÿ˜ท SEARCH ๐Ÿ”Ž of the next suCcessor ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅต It's time for our ๐Ÿ‘‘ heroinE KAMALA ๐Ÿ‘‘ to step in HEROIN ๐Ÿ’‰ ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธbut this TIME ๐Ÿ˜‹ with an E !! unless ๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ you're ๐Ÿ‘ˆ ZADDY HUNTER ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿฑ ๐Ÿ‘…
            
            THOTS ๐Ÿ’ญ AND PRAYERS. ๐Ÿคฒ But TO DADDY ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿฆณ๐Ÿ† JOE ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿฆฏ Send this to your ๐Ÿ˜ˆ fellow PATRIOTS ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ… as a reminder ๐Ÿšจ to stop ๐Ÿ›‘๐Ÿ›‘๐Ÿ›‘ spreading ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคง๐Ÿคฎ the germs ๐Ÿ˜ท and start spreading your ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ‘ฃ legs ๐Ÿค— BEFORE IT'S JOE-VER ๐Ÿฅบ

            Rule 34

              The R34 originally started from a 4Chan board and took off from there.

              Rule 34. The fabled 34th Rule of the internet. The Rule is simple: if it exists, then there is porn of it. The Rule is always true. You cannot break it. No one can. However, what about the reverse of this Rule? If there is no porn of it, it does not exist. This is the unspoken dark side of The Rule. I quickly asked myself "is there porn of me?". I nervously typed in my name on some popular porn sites. I didn't find anything. As I went from one porn site to the next, dread slowly filled me. Pornhub. The Rule remains true. Xvideos. The Rule remains true. Youporn. The Rule remains true. I got desperate, so I went to more obscure and niche websites. Hentai Haven. The Rule Remains true. Nhentai. The Rule Remains true. Hanime. The Rule remains true. I even visited the dark web looking for anything. Even a crayon drawing would do. But as I clicked on the last porn website and typed in my name, I realized that I was slowly fading out of existence. Quickly I opened Adobe Photoshop and started drawing porn of myself. It was the only way. Head, body, arms. I was 25% gone. Legs, feet, knees. I was 50% gone. Now all I needed was the dick. This was the challenging part. I drew and I drew. I was 75% gone. My dick took up most of the canvas. I was 90% gone. I was almost done. I just needed the tip. I was 99% Gone. When I finished I was relieved. Somehow I had broken the rule. And when I noticed, reality began to collapse. Everyone should make porn of themselves to be safe. So yeah, that's why you should send me nudes.