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If X has a million haters

    If Megumi has 1 million haters I'm one of them. If Megumi has 10,000 haters I'm one of them. If Megumi has 10 haters I'm one of them. If Megumi has 0 haters then I'm dead. I will be Megumi hater until my very last breath.
    if chris pratt has a million haters, then i am one of them. if he has ten haters, then i am one of them. if he has only one hater then that is me. if chris pratt has no haters, then that means i am no longer on earth. if the world loves chris pratt, then i am against the world.
    If Awkwafina has a million haters im one of them. If she has a 1000 haters im still one of them. If she has 1 hater its me. If Awkwafina has 0 haters it means I have left this world. If the world is against Awkwafina then I am with the world

    Oh ✋👋 hello 👩 CEO 👸👸 of 🈹 feminism

      😚😘 Oh ✋👋 hello 👩 CEO 👸👸 of 🈹 feminism 💦💦💦 I 😎 got 👜 you 👉👑 something. 💪🏻🤴🏻🤜🏻👩🏾 I'm 😢 sorry 😥 if 💯 the 👆🏻 superior 🧠🧠 intellect 👀 and 😂 joking 🤣🤣 ability 😭 of the 🥒 male 🍆 species 🎮🎮🎮 is ⏩ greater ⏩ than ⏮ that of the lowly 🚮 femoid 👱🏼‍♀️🤛🏻 gender 🤢🤢🤮 and 🤭 thusly 🤓👆 you 💋🍆 are 🚫 unable 🚫 to 💔💔 appreciate 🤴 my 🎮 very 💯💯💯 high 📏 level 📏 of 😅😆 humors 😂😂😂 If 🤡 feminism 🤡 is so 👎🏻 great 🙅🏻‍♂️ why 🤷🏻‍♂️ do 🌌 males 👥 exist? 🥏🥏 Checkmate 🥏🥏 you 😡 triggered 🤬🤬🤬 femcucklib 💩

      MISONO😆😆MIKA😆😆 17YO 🦍 85 480 HP ❣️ 7372 ATK💪

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        I saw Aaron Paul at an unemployment office in Los Angeles

          Started from a comment on Reddit parodying the “Flying Lotus at a grocery store in LA” story but changed to fit the Xbox One: Aaron Paul ad.

          I saw Aaron Paul at an unemployment office in Los Angeles yesterday. I noticed him but didn’t want to bother him. He obviously saw me because he came up to me. He said, “Please let me give you an autograph, yo, bitch. Please respond.” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Please respond. Please respond. Xbox, please respond. Bitch.” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my day, and I heard him crying as I walked off. When I came to apply up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen job applications in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be busy and read scripts, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the forms and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually because “I just wish I had more time to play,” and then turned around and cried at me. I don’t even think that’s a career. After she scanned each form and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by saying “Xbox turn on” really loudly.

          Here’s the information about CLR GTR

            IG meme accounts copy and paste this as their captions to get the of attention of car fans, which ultimately raises their views. Another theory is that these accounts are ran by bots and putting this copypasta gets lots of views hence they bots keep copying each other.

            No problem! Here’s the information about the Mercedes CLR GTR:

The Mercedes CLR GTR is a remarkable racing car celebrated for its outstanding performance and sleek design. Powered by a potent 6.0-liter V12 engine, it delivers over 600 horsepower. 🔧

Acceleration from 0 to 100 km/h takes approximately 3.7 seconds, with a remarkable top speed surpassing 320 km/h. 🥇

Incorporating advanced aerodynamic features and cutting-edge stability technologies, the CLR GTR ensures exceptional stability and control, particularly during high-speed maneuvers. 💨

Originally priced around $1.5 million, the Mercedes CLR GTR is considered one of the most exclusive and prestigious racing cars ever produced. 💰

Its limited production run of just five units adds to its rarity, making it highly sought after by racing enthusiasts and collectors worldwide. 🌎

            No problem Here's the information about CLR GTR: The Mercedes CLR GTR is a remarkable racing car celebrated for its outstanding performance and sleek design. Powder by a potent 6.0-liter V12 engine, it delivers over 600 horsepower.🔧 Acceleration from 0 to 100km/h takes approximately 3.7 seconds, with a remarkable top speed surpassing 320km/h. 🥇 Incorporation advanced aerodynamic features and cutting-edge stability technologies, the ClR GTR ensures exceptional stability and control, particularly during high-speed maneuvers. 💨 Originally priced around $1.5 million, the Mercedes CLR GTR is considered one of the most exclusive and prestigious racing cars ever produced. 💰 It's limited production run of just five units adds to its rarity, making it highly sought after by racing enthusiasts and collectors worldwide. 🌎

            Shinji’s Credits Rant

              From the ending credits of English dub of Neon Genesis Evangelion, Shinji Ikari’s voice actor Spike Spencer gave an in-character improvised monologue about the open-ended nature of the finale. It was only released as an Easter Egg in the series Platinum Box Set.

              Ah, just... This is nice. I- This is the end, okay... Where exactly am I? Uh...Oh, gre- here's the song, oh good. Uhm, there's still some things that are unresolved here, guys! Ho-how do I get home? Eh-what do I eat? Was Rei my...my mom, or a clone, or... Hell, was this all in my mind? What-what's an eva? Is that sort of a Freudian thing, or uh... Am I real? Aw, hell... D-does the bus run through here? I mean, I'd like to go home now, but uhm... Oh god... Where's home?! Okay, okay, okay... I mustn't run away, I mustn't run- Okay, I got that, good, okay. Now, if I were to run away, let's analyze that, where the FUCK would I go? I'm on a big blue ball... Uh, is this how you end a series? I mean, is this where we go from here? Okay, the movie better sure as hell make up for this, I'm telling you right now, cuz I'm stuck in nowhereland. You ran out of ink too, didn't you, you bastards... 
              Oh, this is- this is nice, I, uh- This is the end, okay... Where exactly am I?! Um... Oh, grea- here's the song, oh good. Uhmmm, there's some things that are still unresolved here, guys! How- How do I get home? Ah- what do I eat?? Was... Rei my- my mom, or... a clone, or... hell- was this all in my mind? What- What's an EVA? Is that- sort of a Freudian... thing, er... um... am I real? Oh, hell- does the bus run through here? I mean, I'd like to go home now, but, um... oh, God, where's home? Okay, okay, okay. I mustn't run away, I mustn't... Okay I got that, good, okay. Now, if I were to run away, let's analyze that—where the fuck would I go?! I'm on a big blue ball!! Uhh, is this how you end a series? I mean, is this- where we go from here? Okay, the movie better sure as hell make up for this, I'm telling ya right now, 'cause I'm stuck in nowhere-land... You ran outta ink too, didn't you, you bastards?