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Assediei a minha amiga

    No dia 30 de fevereiro eu estava em um rolê com uns amigos e minha melhor amiga. Ela soltou um peido sem querer e eu disse: “hmmm, que cheirinho de peidinho gostoso…” e ela ficou tipo “hã?” E eu: “sim, seu peidinho é muito gostoso. Eu deixaria você peidar com meu nariz enfiado nas suas nádegas.” Ela ficou estilo facepalm enquanto olhava para o chão, e eu aproveitei pra soltar mais uma pérola. Falei: “Aaahhh, vagabunda, para de drama e vamos fazer logo um sexo vaginal”. Depois disso, nunca mais vi ela.

    English version

    On the 30th of February I was hanging out with some friends and my best friend. She accidentally let out a fart and I said “hmmm, that smells like a nice little fart…” and she was like “huh?” And I: “yes, your fart is very tasty. I would let you fart with my nose in your ass.” She went facepalm style while looking at the floor, and I took the opportunity to drop another pearl. I said: “Aaahhh, bitch, stop the drama and let's have vaginal sex”. After that, I never saw her again.

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        by u/EACommunityTeam from discussion Seriously? I paid 80$ to have Vader locked?
        in StarWarsBattlefront

        History of the most downvoted comment on Reddit

        The copypasta was from a response by the EA Community Team on Reddit towards another person’s post on the aggressive monetization in Star Wars: Battlefront. During that time, the game was one of the most hyped entries of the year as it was a new IP set in the Star Wars universe and developed by DICE the developers behind the Battlefield series. However, many players were left angry and disappointed when iconic character such as Darth Vader are gated behind expensive paywalls or extremely grindy progression system.

        Hence someone made a post criticizing EA which lead to the “sense of pride and accomplishment” response and the drama ensued.

        Seriously? I paid 80$ to have Vader locked?
        by u/MBMMaverick in StarWarsBattlefront

        You committed the ultimate cardinal sin

          This was a response when a dev of Apex Legends called the majority of their players freeloaders and asshats.
          PR team and devs, well done. You have alienated your playerbase.

You committed the ultimate cardinal sin, you got personal. You, as a team of professionals trying to make money, got personal. You got personal and decided to insult your playbase, calling us "ass-hats" and "freeloaders". Not a wise move.

We won't forget this. You've set a new tone for the kind of interaction we'll be having with you. It's a cold one. One where there aren't any illusions about the reality of the situation. Previous notions of "family" are dead. We are mere consumers to you, and that is obvious.

You have chosen to bring in a new era of hostility and bitterness. Well done. Great PR move.

          History of the copypasta

          The copypasta was from a response when an Apex Legends developer called someone on the Apex subreddit an asshole. The original post can be found here.

          Good. You opened this message.

            Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.

So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

-KL
            The copypasta came from a message by Kai Leng titled "Evacuating Thessia"
            From: Asari Military Command

Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.

So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

-KL

            Response

            Dear Kai Leng,

You are the strangest girl I know.

Sincerely,
Commander Shepard

            Ok so I did a thing and it escalated (quickly)

              Ok so I did a thing and it escalated (quickly)

So I was hanging with this girl, we’ll call her Lina, and we were flirting back and forth. Then I got close and whispered something in her ear and she said, “if you get that close again I will kiss you.” I obviously got close again thinking she was being dramatic, she kissed me and then we started to make out.

She stopped and asked if I wanted to go farther and then we went to “the sex spot” and continued where we left off. We continued to make out, I started to feel her up. Then one thing led to another and I fingered her. Then we had to get to our college class so we had to wrap it up.

No need to give advice or talk about it. I just needed to tell somebody, anybody really. (Thank you for reading and have a nice day)