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Coffee is a cheat

    This probably sounds like a clickbait title or something, but just for context, I've pretty much never drank coffee, but, yesterday I was feeling pretty tired and felt like I had no energy to do anything, so I decided to buy a cup o coffee

After that, I was still feeling pretty tired, but wanted to play some gd anyway, so I tried death moon

I had 40% on it before, and, after like 15 minutes of practice, I managed to get 71

I would've continued, but I my hand was shaking, and wasn't able to get consistent enough, so I left it like this

This wasn't the part that surprised me though, today I was feeling better, but when I got to play gd, I was baffled at how bad i was doing, especially at wave like, goddamn, this might be reason enough to start drinking coffee

That being said, it's probably not a good idea to start drinking coffee if you're under 18, especially just for a game I'm not an expert on this, so idk how much it matters, but I'll say it anyway, just to be safe

    Chess is one of those games that i cannot be caught in public playing

      Holy fucking shit chess is one of those games that i cannot be caught in public playing because whenever i do, just like how you can pin pieces in chess i wanna pin the (specifically white) bishop’s tight little wood pussy to a my gloryhole so i can fuck to my hearts content, something about the bishop is just so fuckable tbh, like the lil diagonal hole on its face reminds me of a lil clit that is in need of DICK, holy hell that shit makes lose my edging streak everytime its insane. And the way it moves so elegantly in diagonal directions across the chess board is hot as fuck, like the way that little whore of a chess piece moves around the board makes me forget that splinterdick is a thing after i start fucking its wooden pussy.

      Le Fauna…honey, my pookie bear

        ‘Boy oh boy LeBron… honey, my pookie bear‘ copypasta but adapted to fit Ceres Fauna from Hololive. 

        Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Fauna... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you get possessive over saplings and strike fear into their hearts. Your silky smooth voice around my ears, and that gorgeous personality. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you graduate. You had a rough life, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the gaming, you're a great liver and Mother Nature, sometimes I even call you mommy. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day graduate. I would sacrifice my own life if it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when your stream ended once and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you at your first HoloFes, because deep down, my glorious queen deserved it. I just wanted you to stream ASMR. Then alas, you did, my sweet mommy came home and I rejoiced. 2022 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2023 you made history happen. You had a 3D debut and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious queen exclaim these words, "Rainbow in the sky aoi kotoritachi." Not only have you changed vtubing and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious queen, Ceres Fauna.

        Apple apology

          Creativity is in our DNA at Apple, and it's incredibly important to us to design products that empower creatives all over the world. Our goal is to always celebrate the myriad of ways users express themselves and bring their ideas to life through iPad. We missed the mark with this video, and we're sorry.

          I really hate “womp womp” or “skill issue.”

            Y’know, I really hate the concept of saying “womp womp” or “skill issue.” You know why? You wanna know why I fucking hate it when people say those things? Because it sounds like you don’t feel bad for me. You don’t care about the pain and suffering that I go through. Let’s say I told you that I failed a test and I feel really bad about it. What do you say to me? “Womp womp.” IT’S FUCKING IRRITATING!!! Do you NOT feel bad for me? Holy fuck! Why do you even say that? You sound so unsympathetic when you say that shit! PLEASE just understand my situation! PLEASE have some compassion! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP SAYING “WOMP WOMP” YOU UNSYMPATHETIC ASSHOLE!!!!!

            The reason I said “womp womp”

            The reason I said "womp womp" and "skill issues" is not because I am unsympathetic or that I don't feel bad for you. In reality, I say those things so you can immediately get angry at me and, in doing so, momentarily forget about all your pain and suffering. My intention is not to dismiss your feelings or minimize your experiences. Instead, I aim to redirect your focus, even if just for a brief moment, away from your distress. By provoking a reaction, I hope to offer you a temporary distraction from the hardships you are facing. It's my way of trying to help you cope, albeit in an unconventional manner. I believe that sometimes, shifting our emotional response, even towards something as seemingly trivial as annoyance with another person, can provide a slight reprieve from our more profound pain.