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Taylor’s speech before first surprise song “Question…?”

    Taylor Swift's speech before playing her 1st surprise song
    "I don't know, I have just never been this happy in my life, in all aspects of my life, ever before. And I just want to thank you for being a part of that. Like, you know, I don't know, it's not just the tour, it's like. I don't know, I just sort of feel like my life finally feels like it makes sense. And so I thought I'd play this song, which brings me a lot of happy memories."

    Querido kyle

      Querido kyle, voce tem uma bunda tao linda poderia dormir varios dias naquelas bochechas arrebitadas gostaria de viver com voce e usar sua bunda como chapeu para sempre
      Querido kyle tienes un culito muy hermoso, Podria dormir noche tras noche sobre el dejame decirte, Quiero vivir contigo y tener tu culo de sombrero toda la eternidad

      I AM A SURGEON!

        I am a surgeon scene from Good Doctor that became a meme
        I AM A STURGEON 🐟
        I😤AM😱A😭SURGEON🩺🤬 I😫AM 😳A😡SURGEON🩺👨‍⚕️🤯 DR🩺HAN😤I 😭AM🤬A😡💦SURGEON👨‍⚕️🤬😭🤯
        No, I'm, a surgeon. I am not leaving your office until you reinstate me.
        I am, a surgeon. I am, a surgeon!
        I, am, a surgeon! I, AM, A SURGEON! I AM- I AM A SURGEON!! I! AM A SURGEON, DR. HAN! I am a surgeon!
        I saved the patient, I deserve to be a surgeon.
        
        Dr. Murphy...
        
        Dr. Han, I want, my old job back. You are making a mistake.
        
        Am I, Shaun?
        
        Yes.
        
        Because it seems like you are doing really well in pathology, You made a great save on an earlier case and a great save today. You keep doing well and overtime, We can build to you having more responsibility.
        
        No, I'm, a surgeon. I am not leaving your office until you reinstate me.
        
        What are you doing, Shaun? Do you think ordering me to do something will change my mind? Do you really think it's a good idea to try and bully me?
        
        I am, a surgeon. I am, a surgeon!
        
        Do you realize that you are proving my point? That you're acting immature showing, that you don't know how to communicate, and you can't control your emotion.
        
        I, am a surgeon!
        
        But you do have a talent that I value, So I'm gonna give you one last chance to maintain your dignity, and leave my office, Now. Because if I have to call security you'll understand that I'm also gonna have to fire you.
        
        I, am, a surgeon! I, AM, A SURGEON! I AM- I AM A SURGEON!! I! AM A SURGEON, DR. HAN! I am a surgeon!

        I want master to fuck me

          I want master to fuck me. I want him to tie me up so I can only walk on all fours and then for him to stick his cock in my face. I want him to rub it over my face for a solid 10 seconds before sticking it in my mouth. I want him to grab my head and force his cock down my throat repeatedly. Then, I want him to pull out of my mouth and flip me over so I'm facing the ceiling. Then I want him to rub his cock against mine, teasing me about how small my dick is before finally plunging his cock into my ass. I want him to grab my waist and pull me into his cock, thrusting in and out. I want him to play with my little cock, still teasing me about it's size before eventually we cum together. Then I want him to make me clean up the mess, still tied up, with my tounge, spanking me whenever I miss a spot. Then when we're finally done, I want him to plug my ass and curl up next to me in bed, stroking my head and calling me a good girl and telling me about how well I did.

          I can’t tell you how much I love Azusa.

            I can't tell you how much I love Azusa. I want to examine her eyes up close, comfort her delicate wings with all of my sanctity, run my fingers through her soft yet perfect-seeming hair. I want to caress her whole body, not leave every centimeter untouched, massage her sweet head, care for her cheeks, touch and admire her toes and fingers while protecting her sacred legs with all my strength and dignity. How I wish to have a single glimpse of holy Azusa before my death, and store that deep in my mind to revoke at the moment of life's end to depart in bliss. Every time I just think of Azusa, if I haven't averted the sight of this goddess, I am filled with eternal happiness and contentment in all ways, so that even in the most difficult times of my life I have a reason to keep going. Every night I lie on my Azusa body pillow, face crying with joy as I replay scenarios of how I would exchange words with holy Azusa. I dream of her with her hands in mine, sitting on a bank of our city's hill, hidden under the night starry sky, our faces close, her eyes closed as I reach for a tender, protective kiss. Every day I step out of my bed just for Azusa. Every day I can't think of anything but Azusa. Every day I live only for Azusa. Come into my care, into my arms, I will heal you, I will take care of you, I will guarantee to fight for you with all my willpower and vitality until my last breath. I love you Azusa!!

            Having seggs with Himari in her wheelchair must feel so damn amazing

              The infamous Himari wheelchair seggs copypasta from Blue Archive
              Having seggs with Himari in her wheelchair must feel so damn amazing. Imagine seeing Himari at night, catching her wheelchair by surprise, turning it around to see her shocked face, only for it to turn into an embarrassed crimson red as she realizes what's about to happen to her. You put your hands on her legs, about to lift them up, only to realize that her body is frail and fragile, and yet so elegant, so charming, so graceful... so alluring... You get frustrated because you want to be rough with her, but you just can't because you don't want to hurt her. You can't help but feel like her heavenly body was made for the sole purpose of teasing you. Unable to bear it anymore, you forcefully lift up her legs and put them over your shoulders, only to hear a short shriek of pain. Realizing what you did, you immediately looked up to apologize to her, praying to the God that Decagrammaton seeks in the hope that she would forgive you. But as you raise your head, what you see is not a face of horror, disappointment, or anguish, but a smile so divine that you thought she was a student belonging to Trinity. Absolutely entranced by her beauty, you struggle as best you can to utter an apology, but you are abruptly stopped by Himari putting her finger on your lips. She then whispers to you, "It's alright, Sensei. Please be rough with me." All your senses dissipate; the only thing remaining is your insatiable lust for Akeboshi Himari. No longer caring if what you're about to do would hurt her anymore, you start to go to town with her like a wild beast about to devour its prey. Everything around you matters no longer, for the name Himari is the only thing that echoes within your mind. However, deep down, you know what you're doing is wrong, and you know you have to stop; your senses are slowly returning, and they're about to slap you awake. Just as you are close to waking up to your senses, the sound of Himari moaning combined with the sound of her wheelchair rocking back and forth created a scenario so lewd it rendered all your senses ineffective. A scenario so lewd that even Hanako couldn't even hope to dream of. You finally let it out inside her some time of passionate love and gazed at the beautiful starry sky above, thinking how lovely they are. But as you look down, you realize that there is already a star in front of you—a star more beautiful, more dazzling, and shine more brilliantly than any you've ever laid eyes upon. It was none other than Akeboshi Himari, the genius bishoujo hacker of Millennium. You move your head close to hers, embarrassed, as if to give her a passionate kiss. A kiss filled with your deepest love for her and her alone. Finally, as your lips depart from hers, you lean close to her ears and whisper your confession, "Himari, I love you." Her face was once again painted crimson. But this time, rather than embarrassment, it was happiness. "I love you as well, Sensei." She said, in response to your confession. A sense of joy rushes through your entire body. Unable to contain it, you give her a tight hug, and Himari gives you a hug in return. When you both finally return to your senses, it is already late at night, and decided you both should go back. But returning together would only raise unnecessary suspicions, so you both bid goodbye and go the opposite way. But before you make a turn, you decide to glance back at Himari, and you see her glancing back at you with a gentle smile on her face. Both are well aware that this glance communicated far more than any words could and that this night will be remembered fondly by both you and Himari.