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J.D. Vance

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    inpolitics
    I went to elementary school with JD Vance, or JD Bowman as he was known then. He wet his bed until he was 13 and we all called him JP Soakman. That's the real reason he changed his name to JD Vance. But then we just called him JP Pants and he left our school.

    From an NBA copypasta specifically about Tyronn Lue ordering two different bowls of soup but has spread into other communities due to its bizarre nature.

    No one is going to believe me, but I have a friend whose brother's coworker briefly dated JD Vance. She said that on their first date they went to a restaurant and JD Vance ordered two different bowls of soup and mixed them together one spoonful at a time before eating both bowls mixed together as one soup

    Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8?

      Its a parody of the Navy Seal copypasta but changed into Bri’ish.

      Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer on me mum. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess know!

      Good game everyone! You guys were kinda embarrasing not gonna lie

        Good game everyone! You guys were kinda embarrasing not gonna lie, but thank you for the free elo and good luck on ur next game because you are definitely gonna need it. This game felt like a deathmatch tbh or more like a game in the range against the practice bots. I recommend you guys Aimlabs or the range to help improve your aim because it was kinda terrible... in all honesty you might want to consider uninstalling. Anyways thank you for the free win and good game u absolute BOTS.

        Good ending

        Good game everyone! You guys were kinda cracked not gonna lie, but thank you for playing and good luck in life because you are definitely gonna do some great things in your future. This game felt like a scrim tbh or more like a game in VCT against pro players. I recommend you guys start streaming because your skill level is kinda insane... in all honesty you might want to consider going pro. Anyways thank you for the good practice and good game u absolute LEGENDS.

        Wait they added LGBTQ aspects into this show that used to be godly?

          New Ninjago copypasta just dropped
          byu/ZaneNinjaLC inlegocirclejerk
          Wait they added LGBTQ aspects into this show that used to be godly? What had the world come too. They can live their life in peace and we wouldn’t give a damn or cause problems for them, but to force feed us into shows that shaped our childhood and will shape others is disgusting. Percy jackson, ninjago, the little mermaid, SpongeBob etc. this shit is infuriating bro, what the fuck am I gonna put on for my future kids or my nephew or cousins. Cocomelon? Lmfaoooo this is so weird. Force feeding their agenda into shit that is our culture. Unbelievable.

          I own a Bangvolver for home defense, since that’s what the Void Hunters intended.

            Bangboo copypasta from Zenless Zone Zero

            Parody of the “Own a musket for home defense” copypasta but changed to Bangboo from ZZZ.

            I own a Bangvolver for home defense, since that's what the Void Hunters intended.

Four ruffians break into my house.

"What the devil?" As I grab my bangvolver off the charger station. Blow a basketball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.

Sic my Rocketboo on the second man, miss him entirely because the rocket fins are fixed and nails the dog's newsstand.

I have to resort to the chaingun turret mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with anti-Ethereal rounds.

"Tally ho, lads."

Amillion shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.

Grab Plugboo and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since rectangular socket wounds are impossible to stitch up.

Just as the Void Hunters intended.

            Until Then

              Every copypasta for the game Until Then developed by Polychroma Games.

              "No matter how much we want to, we'll never truly understand someone else. Not entirely. But that's part of understanding, isn't it? to misunderstanding... to writhe... to struggle... to fail... But still, somehow... Our desire to understand... to connect. To belong... to forgive... to grieve, to accept... It's gotten us farther than we once thought. We place trust in ourselves... in each other. And, in the end, despite everything... We keep trying. We play along. We get along just fine. The world hasn't ended yet."
--Until Then

              The world hasn’t ended yet

              she was missing that night we looked everywhere searched everywhere shouted her name everywhere

yet not a single trace of her not even a trail not even a shadow not even a ghost

it’s been a long time since it rained like this “ah, I love the touch of raindrops sliding down my face” I never knew what she meant by that but I’m content the night sky was showering rain for her

the heavy rain tells me you are there but at the same time you are nowhere a million cries and hours have passed

I finally surrendered at last I ran as far as I could like she told me I should until eventually

I found myself missing

within me, I looked everywhere searched everywhere shouted my name everywhere

yet not a single trace of me it felt like the world had ended but a part of me wants to believe the world hasn’t ended yet