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Whenever someone calls me a wowie

    Whenever someone calls me a wowie when I'm going about my day infuriates me. Makes me wanna beat the shit out of them. Boils my blood deep down. I'm better, faster, stronger, and smarter than you stfu and unleash ur insecurities on ur roomies not wowies.

    My wife had a nickname at college and I don’t know how I feel about it

      We've been married for 10 years and I always knew she was called the fuck rabbit. My best man at my wedding made a quip about it. She always assured me that she only had a small number of one night stands in college(including my best man) and got very upset talking about it and so I believed her.
      
      Anyway, the other night I was drunk after playing lawn bowls and a bit more forward with my passions. I was thrusting harder than normal and put a finger in her bum. All of a sudden she started to go crazy and yelling and then bit her bottom lip and retracted her top lip up and made a "fafafafafa" sound and then squeezed me really hard and then went to sleep. This has never happened before in 10 years.
      
      Now I know why she was called the fuck rabbit but feel insecure that its taken me 10 years to find out.

      Does a persons own cum have a smell to them?

        I’m a guy. I remember in high school I overheard a conversation talking about the smell of cum, and I remember thinking “wtf are they talking about? It doesn’t smell like anything”
        
        And then the other day for some reason I asked my gf if cum has a smell, and she said “definitely”. And still, im like, wtf mine doesn’t smell like anything to me
        
        Is this a common thing? Is it just that other peoples cum smells? Or do I have something going on with my nose?

        You dont deserve Guilty Gear Strive – Bedman

          I'm just going to go ahead and say what we've all been thinking. If you didn't play the other Guilty Gear games, you don't deserve to play Guilty Gear Strive I am tired of you bandwagon sheep frauds trying to hop on this. BUT MY FAVORITE GARBAGE INFLUENCER IS PLAYING GUILTY GEAR STRIVE SO I WANNA PLAY IT TOO - no. I'm so sick of yo bandwagoning frauds coming out of the wood work to ride a train after we built it. Where were you in 2014 with Guilty Gear XX Accent Core +R? When you were made fun of for playing XRD?

          The Lich Speech

            You are alone, child. There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people. These ancients are just the beginning. I will command a great and terrible army, and we will sail to a billion worlds. We will sail until every light has been extinguished. You are strong, child, but I am beyond strength. I am the end, and I have come for you, Finn.

            Reddit national anthem

              -Opening
              
              Who are we?? REDDIT NATION!! What do we want?? NNO MORE TIKTOK AND INSTAGRAM!! When do we want it?? NOW!
              
              -Chorus starts
              
              Reddit nation yeah we are Together we can go very far Take down tik tok Take down instagram Take down everything we dont give a damn That’s because reddit nation will rise up Yeah we never will give up
              
              We the reddit army We hoard the enemy like a skarmy (clash royale sound effect) We cant be taken down Yeah you cant make us frown When tiktok sees our army Im sure their pants will brown