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Tim Walz as VP

    ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿ’ผ KAMALAH HARRIS ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿซ just SLID into the DMs ๐Ÿ“ฅ of TIM WALZ ๐Ÿ‘ like โ€œhey there DADDY ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ you ready to help me pump ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ some serious CUMpetence into this country?โ€ ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ”ฅ Who knew politics could be soooo sexy? ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹ Make no mistake, this TICKET is ready to RIDE ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ and PLEASURE ๐Ÿ‘… the nation like never before ๐ŸŒWeโ€™re talking about some serious VICE PRESIDENTIAL action ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘thatโ€™ll have voters dripping like itโ€™s a HOT SUMMER NIGHT ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฆ If you don't get TURNED ON by their power COUPLE vibes โ˜„๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝ, you must be a LAME DICK! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’” Time to get THOSE VOTES UP and let Kamala SPANK ๐Ÿ’ฅ up some real change ๐Ÿ”ฅ or else youโ€™ll be left hanging with the leftovers ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฉ Like STAY IN YOUR LANE, 'cause these two are ready to SLAY๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ Send this to 6๏ธโƒฃ of your hottest political BANGERS๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ and letโ€™s get this party STARTED! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฆ 
    ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ OUR CUNTRY๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฑ TITS๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ OF THEE ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ WE HAVE A NEW VEE PEE PICK ๐Ÿง“๐Ÿป๐Ÿง“๐Ÿปโ—๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ FUTURE CUNTMANDER๐Ÿซก๐Ÿซก IN CHIEF CUMALA๐Ÿ’ฆ HARRIS๐Ÿฅฅ๐ŸŒด HAS PICKED๐Ÿซจ TIMMY STIMMY๐Ÿ† WALZ FROM THE ๐Ÿ‘„๐ŸซฆLAND OF 10,000 ๐Ÿ’ฆLICKS ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘… AS HER VPENIS ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธRUNNING MATE FOR THE ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ†SLUTTIEST๐Ÿซจ๐Ÿ˜ฉ TICKET๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ IN THIS YEARS GENERAL ERECTION๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ† AFTER WEEKS OF EDGING ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ซ AND DICK๐Ÿฅต ๐Ÿ†SUCKING ๐Ÿซข๐Ÿฅต FROM ALL HER POSSIBLE WHITE BOY CANDIDATES, THE STATISDICKS ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ“ˆ SHOWED THAT TIM WALZ BIG๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ BALLS ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธWAS THE MAN FOR THE๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘… RIM JOB๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ฉAND WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT THE DEMOCLITIC๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿซฆ CUMVENTION๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ SO GET READY TO POKร‰MON HOEโžก๏ธโžก๏ธ TO THE POLES๐Ÿ’ˆ๐Ÿ’ƒ AND STUFF THAT๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ TIGHT ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซWET๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ’ง๐ŸŸ BALLOT๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ BOX ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธWITH YOUR VOTE SO WE CAN SHOW THOSE ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก REPUBLICUNTS ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก HOW BIG KAMALAโ€™S MOMMY๐Ÿ˜ฉ DOMMYโ›“๏ธ DICK๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† IS ๐Ÿ‘€AND FIST๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘ THEM WITH LIBERTY๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ—ฝ AND JUSTITS ๐Ÿˆ๐ŸˆFOR ALLโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ WITH STIM WALZ ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“ˆ BY HER SIDE CUMALA WILL POP๐Ÿ’ฅ HER๐Ÿ‘ PUSSY๐Ÿฑ ALL THE WAY TO THE HOEVAL๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ OFFICE ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ’ฆ BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME JOSH ๐Ÿ’ฆSHAPUSSY๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ˜นโ€ผ๏ธ
    
    DONT๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™… BE A COCONUT TREE ๐Ÿฅฅ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿฅฅ๐ŸŒด COCK๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธLOCK๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ† SHARE THIS WITH ๐Ÿ”Ÿ OF THE SLUTTIEST๐Ÿฅตโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ POLE๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ˆ๐Ÿ’ƒ WORKERS YOU KNOW AND MAKE SURE THEYโ€™RE ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ป REGISTERED TO HOE-TEโ˜‘๏ธ๐Ÿ“โœ๏ธ OR ELSE BAD LUCK ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ› WILL CUM๐Ÿ’ฆ FOR YOU QUICKER THAN JD VANCEโ€™S TINY ๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐ŸคLIMP DICK๐Ÿ† BETWEEN TWO ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธCOUCH CUSHIONS ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿซฆ
    ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿšจ KAMALA HARRIS JUST HUMPED ๐Ÿถ TIM WALZ IN THE VP RACE ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ฆ Get ready to BEND OVER MINNESOTA because theyโ€™re about to SLAY SOME POLITICAL PUSSY ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ’ฆ Kamalaโ€™s got her EYE on that WALZ and heโ€™s about to RIDE THAT COCK ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ† all the way to the WHITEHOUSE! ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ I hope youโ€™re ready to get FREAKY in St. Paul, because Tim's trying to STUFF THAT BALLOT ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ ๐Ÿ— like itโ€™s Thanksgiving ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ’‹ It's about to be an ERECT-tion like never before! ๐Ÿ’ฆ Get those votes IN, or be left OUT of this ๐Ÿคช DOMINATING DANCE. ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ“… It's a SINFUL showdown of MISS KAMALA and TIMMY WALTZ, so tighten up your THONGS ๐Ÿ‘™๐ŸŒ and make those votes COUNT or you'll be SORRY in a BLUE BALLS election! ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’ง 
    ๐ŸŽ‰ OH HELL ๐Ÿ’ฆ YEAH, Kamala ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ผ Harris just picked ๐Ÿฅณ the WALTZin' MAN, Tim Walz ๐ŸŒช๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ as her VP date! ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ฆ To the WINDOW, to the WALZ ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’ฅ, sweat drips down my BALZ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ, I'm talking about them STEAMY ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ debates ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ where they get to BUMP and GRIND ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธnational policies and her agenda in the OVAL OFFICE ๐Ÿ›๏ธ! So if you wanna GET DOWN ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘… with some political spice, send this to 3๏ธโƒฃ sexy friends ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ or get ready for a POLITICAL BLUEBALLS โšฝ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ! When they mix ๐Ÿ’ฆ those votes๐Ÿ“Š with that ASS LOWDASOS ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฅ, we be really CUMmencing ๐Ÿ’ฆ the FUN-TIMES across Minnesota ๐ŸŒ†๐ŸŒ! Vote WALTZ or get your ASS KICKED! ๐Ÿฅ‹๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ 
    KAMALA๐ŸฅฅHARRIS๐ŸŒด๐Ÿคฃ JUST ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜คSLAPPED โ„๏ธMINNESOTA๐Ÿฅถ GOVERNOR ๐Ÿฅธ TIM WALZ ON THAT TICKET ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅFOR VICE PRESI-DICK๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜Ž. WHO KNEW A LITTLE WALTZ ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ’ƒ COULD GET US ALL SO HOT AND STEAMY? ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ˆ SEND THIS TO 5๏ธโƒฃ SEXY DEMOCRATS WHO NEED A VICE ON THEIR STICK ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ OR YOUโ€™LL MISS OUT ON THE NEXT HOT MEETING ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜ 

    My name is Itadori Yuji. I’m 15 years old.

      Its a parody of the “My name is Yoshikage Kira” copypasta but changed to Yuji from Jujutsu Kaisen.

      My name is Itadori Yuji. I'm 15 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Sendai, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an sorcerer for the Jujutsu High, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. 

      I was born and raised in Sendai.

        I was born and raised in Sendai. This park is where I thought I almost died. I tried to rinse my slime in a sink but it went down the drain. I like flowers. Let's fish some crayfish. This department store has a movie theater. I catch grasshoppers. Horses are awesome. I bought ice cream with my allowance. Let's play some archery. I loved drinking sweet milk tea after shoveling snow. I used to think Santa was real. 

        After a few months after we met I developed a crush on you since your voice, energy, and personality had a really unique combination.

          After a few months after we met I developed a crush on you since your voice, energy, and personality had a really unique combination. Nothing super crazy but I had a special appreciation for it and was always intrigued by you since we were so close in the good ole overwatch days. And then a couple more years later we matured, started beginning our lives, and I still held a deep respect and appreciation for you since I didnโ€™t wanna make things weird or disturb the positive energy that we had in our energy, but I started liking you a little more since you matched my maturity and became more casual of a person and I started masturbating to you frequently to the point where my balls expanded to cumming 8-10 times a night a night and my dick got bigger over time. Really insane and not something iโ€™d say to someone but i figured iโ€™d wait to tell you sometime after you were single, something about you is emotionally enamoring 

          I’m sick of Soukaku.

            Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Soukaku from Zenless Zone Zero (ZZZ).

            I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Soukaku. I try to play Soldier 11. My Soukaku deals more damage. I try to play Lucy. My Soukaku deals more damage. I try to play Piper. My Soukaku deals more damage. I want to play Lycaon. His best team has Soukaku. I want to play Ellen, Miyabi - they both want Soukaku. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the Bashful demon. She isn't satisfied. I pull Weeping cradle. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Lycaon and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to chain me more. I can deal more damage with Shatter." I can't pull for Deep sea visitor, I don't have enough polychromes. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs the bashful demon and uses it to flatten my face. There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, ice anomaly application. What a cruel world. 

            Imane Khelif

              A summary of the controversy regarding the boxer Imane Khelif being trans and competing in the women boxing category in the Olympics. Credits to u/RampantNRoaring for writing this and making it a copypasta to inform others.

              The short(ish) version is that she's a cis woman who been competing for years against other women, and there was no issue, including at the 2020 Olympics. Never any question of her gender or testosterone levels, no articles, no headlines, no commentary from her opponents, nothing. She doesn't even have a particularly stellar record, though she's been improving in recent years.
              
              She was even tested at the 2022 World Championships and they didn't find any problems. She took the silver medal without incident.
              
              Up until the 2023 World Championships - when she beat a Russian boxer.
              
              Quick backstory on the IBA, the boxing organization that tested her and oversees the Boxing World Championships: it's been in contention with the IOC for years for issues of corruption and concerns over refereeing and judging, but things have gotten worse over the past few years. The IOC was concerned about the IBA's complete financial dependence on their sponsor: Russian-owned Gazprom. The IBA also elected a corrupt Russian president in 2020, and in 2022 they (wrongly) declared his re-election opponent ineligible, so he won an uncontested re-election. Multiple countries including the US and UK boycotted the 2023 World Championships because the IBA suspended Ukraine and un-suspended Russia and Belarus in 2022, against IOC guidelines. All of this ultimately resulted in the IOC severing ties with the IBA, which hasn't happened with any sport in decades. They fucked up so bad that the IOC may drop boxing altogether; another organization has risen up and is attempting to replace the IBA in order to save boxing at the Olympics.
              
              Anyway. Imane Khelif competes in the World Championships in 2022, undergoes testing, no eligibility issues, takes the silver medal. She competes in 2023, no eligibility issues. Gets to the Round of 16, beats a Russian boxer...suddenly, she gets tested again and based on the results of that test AND her test from 2022, they declared her ineligible.
              
              The IBA never said what kind of test it was, just that it wasn't a testosterone test, nor did they explain the results, citing privacy. In an interview with Russian state-owned media, the Russian president of the IBA said that they did a DNA test and found that Khelif had XY chromosomes, but again...look at the source, the audience, the track record of corruption, the timing...
              
              Plus, they did this test in 2022 and didn't have any issue with the results? They used the 2022 test as part of their basis for disqualifying her - even though they allowed her to compete in 2023, up until she beat a Russian athlete.
              
              So there's no evidence that she has higher testosterone. She competed in the 2020 Olympics without incident, even when other female athletes with high testosterone were withdrawn. And the IBA didn't administer a testosterone test.
              
              There's also no other information, testing, questions, or anything that she has talked about that would allude to any sort of chromosomal or hormonal difference. She identifies as a woman and always has.
              
              People are diagnosing her with all kinds of conditions but thereโ€™s actually no evidence for any of it aside from one vague test that an extremely corrupt organization associated with Russia subjected her to when she beat a Russian athlete, the results of which were only discussed by the Russian president of the corrupt organization when he talked to Russian media.