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Keemstar FortressCraft rant

    Keemstar FortressCraft rant

    Its an old video of Keemstar (pre DramaAlert) defending FortressCraft after a couple of people from Machinima with Notch (creator of Minecraft) called FortressCraft names during an interview. Keemstar was supposedly the PR person for FortressCraft and Machinima has formally apologized and pulled the interview.

    All right, I gotta set the record straight. Something is really pissing me off. Notch took another game and ripped it off and made Minecraft. All right, all right. If we're gonna call stuff a rip off, let's call it what it is? Notch, took another game. Ripped it off, created Minecraft. Now, Notch comes over to Machinima. All right, and he's sitting next to these dudes and they meet them and ladededah and these little fucking Fanboys at Machinima realm. Yeah, you faggots at Machinima realm that work there. All right, talk shit about my fucking game Fortress craft saying, it's a rip off and that Fortress craft could go suck a fucking dick. This motherfucker with a t-shirt with two horses fucking each other with rainbows talking about Fortress Craft could suck a dick motherfucker. You got another homo sitting right next to you that looks like Abe Lincoln fuck him. Go to this video right now and send your fucking FAG hate. I'm unleashing all these motherfuckers on you. You don't fucking talk shit about me and my fucking game, or I'm gonna fucking talk shit about your whole goddamn crew. And fucking bring you down to your fucking knees where you can actually suck a fucking cock faggot. 
    Alright, I gotta set the record straight, something is REALLY pissing me off. Notch took another game and ripped it off and made Minecraft. Alright? If we're gonna call stuff a ripoff, let's call it what it is. Notch took another game, ripped it off, created Minecraft. Now Notch comes over to Machinima, alright? And he's sitting next to these dudes and they meet up and blablabla, and these little fucking FANBOYS at Machinima Realm YEAH YOU FAGGOTS AT MACHINIMA REALM THAT WORK THERE, alright? Talk shit about MY fucking game, fortresscraft? Sayin that it's a ripoff and tha- that fortresscraft can go suck a fuckin' dick? This motherfucker with a t-shirt with 2 horses fuckin' each other with rainbows? Talking about fortresscraft can suck a dick? Motherfucker? You got another homie sitting right next to you that looks like Abe Lincoln! FUCK HIM! Go over to this video right now and send your fucking F.A.G hate, I'm unleashing all these motherfuckers on you. You fuck, don't fucking talk shit about me and my fucking game, or I'm gonna fuckin' talk shit about your whole goddamn crew and fuckin' bring you down to your fucking knees, where you can actually suck a fucking cock, faggot. 

    I get genuinely aroused by being dominated by enemy players in tf2

      I get genuinely aroused by being dominated by enemy players in tf2. this sounds like a copypasta but I'm genuinely losing my mind over this. i feel like this is just general submissiveness but whenever I play tf2 I instantly lose any kind of desire to actually get any kills and that desire switches in less than a minute to pure slutty thrist, I need to let the entire enemy team inside me. I was in a turbine server and then the entire enemy team ended up dominating me on the scoreboard while I imagined them random-critting my holes. God help me. also, I'm a pyro and scout main. 

      anyone can drink monster HOWEVER ppl should be mindful that it is part of emo

        anyone can drink monster HOWEVER ppl should be mindful that it is part of emo / goth culture so drinking it / taking pics with it for an ‘ aesthetic ‘ if ur not alt can actually be considered offensive so just b careful !!
        Anyone can drink monster HOWEVER ppl should b mindful that it is a part of the emo / goth culture so drinking it / taking pics w it for ‘aesthetic’ if ur not alt can actually be considered offensive to just b careful!!!

        Big bags full of knives

          Gerard's big bags full of knives speech

          Gerard’s big bags full of knives speech from the My Chemical Romance WWWY concert in Las Vegas.

          "There was a summer I started collecting knives, big bags full of knives, it's because...my friend died. And I was hoping somebody would try to hurt me, so I could kill them. And he fell down, he went to sleep forever." 
          “there was a summer I started collecting knives. big bags full of knives. it’s because… my friend died. and I was hoping… someone would try to hurt me, so I could kill them. and he fell down. and one day he went to sleep forever.” 

          Hina from Blue Archive

            MILH - Man I Love Hina 
            If Hina has 100 fans, I’m one of them
            If Hina has 10 fans, I’m one of them
            If Hina has 1 fan, I’m that fan
            If Hina has no fans, I’m no longer on this world
            If everyone is against Hina, I’m against the world
            
            Needless to say, Man I Love Hina 
            For Mini Hina:
            
            White hair, fair skin, purple eyes,
            Four horns, big heart, smol in size.
            So brave, so strong, so lovely,
            Like sun, like moon, like the sky.
            
            Believe, beware, be careful.
            The demon makes me unwise.
            Headpat, pamper, spoil Her Grace,
            For the cuteness fill my life.
            
            -----------For Hina,
            -----------with Love
            -----------Sensei
            According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a Hina should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its cute little body off the ground. The Hina, of course, flies anyways. Because Hina doesn't care what humans think is impossible.

            Halloween👻🎃

              DICK or TREAT! 🍬 DICK or TREAT! 🍬🙏🏼 GIVE ME 🙏🏼 SOMETHING 😉 GOOD TO EAT! 🐱 👅 😈 Happy HalloWEINER 🎃 all you VAGINA LICKING VAMPIRES 🧛🏻‼️ Now that COCKtober 🗓 has CUM 💦 to an end, the Spookiest 👻 and SLUTTIEST 😈 holiday is upon us: SLUT-O-WEEN! 🎃‼️ So it’s time ⏰ for all you Bad Bitch 💁🏻‍♀️Witches 🧙🏻‍♀️to hop OFF 🙅🏼‍♀️ that broomstick 🧹 and hop 🔛 this dick! 🌽 Your mans🙋🏽‍♂️will celebrate 🎉 by MUNCHING 😋 your Laffy Taffy 🍬 and 👆🏼ButterFINGERING👆🏼😂 that PEPPERMINT 😻 PUSSY 😻 until you MOAN 😵 with Almond JOY‼️ SUCKK 🍭 his HARDDD 💪🏾 BLOW 💨 POP until he StarBURSTS 💦 his 🍯 BIT O HONEY 🍯 😈 into your JELLY BELLY! 😱🥰 This SLUT-O-WEEN 🎃 don’t 🙅🏾‍♀️ be a bore 😴........ so make sure ✔️ you DRESS 👠 like a TOTAL 💁🏼‍♀️ WHORE! 🤸🏼‍♂️😈 Send 📩 this to 6️⃣9️⃣ HALLOWEEN HOES 👯‍♀️ before MIDNIGHT 🌚 CUMS or you’ll be CURSED 🌀😱 with a NO 🚫 NUT 🥜 NOVEMBER 😭😭😭
              ⚠️ 🍀 ‼️ATTENTION ‼️💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN 🎃🕸HOES 😚💅ITS TIME TO GET 👻 SPOOKY SPOOKY👻☠️YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬IN YOUR 👉PUSSY 😽AND 🙅DONT 🙅 ♂️FORGET 😩🙌TO SUCK SOME 💏DRACULA 💉DICK 🍆💦 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑 COSTUMES AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪👀👅💦BEGGING FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 IMMA ☠️SPOOKY 👻🍑SLUT🌮 I'M 👁PREPARED 💁🏼AND READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED🍆DICK🌽 MY LEGS ARE OPEN FOR TREATING🍭🍭🍭
              BOO‼️‼️👻👻😱😨😧😈👹 Guess what 🤔😱 you SPOOPY SLUT 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨☠️😨 Its the 3️⃣1️⃣st of COCK-TOBER 🍆🎃🕸🥵☠️🗓 n its time 🕕🕘 2 get 👻👻☠️☠️ S P 🅾️ 🅾️ K Y 👻👻☠️😏👀😛🤑
              
              This ⬇️💀👻 HOE-LOWEEN 🎃💀 Clear out 🧹🧽 those VAGℹ️NAL COBWEBS 🕸🕷and Put on 🦸‍♂️👮🤠 a C🅾️CKSTUME 👯‍♂️🦹‍♀️🤔 cuz when the 🌞 son ☀️👦👀 goes down 🌄🔽🌚 ur gonna get 😍 B🅾️NED 🦴🍑😫🍆 by a SKELETON 😍💀👀💦 suck 👄👅 some BIG MUMMY MILKERS 🧟‍♂️🍼💦🤤😽 n make that BLOOD 💉🩸🍹FLOW 🌊 ⬆️⬆️ INTO 🧛‍♂️ DRACULA’S 🧛‍♂️😍 D I C K‼️🍆🤤🕸🍆👄💄😏
              
              Hurry up!!! ⏰😨 Before SWALLOW-een is over 👄👄🥴🤤 SEND THIS to 67 of your ☠️FREAKIEST👻 HOES 👯‍♂️ if u want ur 🎃 Pumpkin Spice Pussy™ 🎃😋🍑 to get filled 💦 with 🍫CHOCOLATE 🤲COVERED🤲🍆 DICK!!! 🤩😍😫🤤 If u get 🔟 back your a 😳 BIG BATTY BITCH 😍🦇🥳 Get 5️⃣ back n ur a 😳Candy Corn Cunt 😋🍭 Butt if u get 0️⃣ back 😱😭 U get the Curse… 😈🔮 of the BIG.…. 😳👀 BLACK….… ⬛️🖤👀👀 Cat 🐈‍⬛😝🤪😘😘😘😘
              BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS ALMOST COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋 IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣0️⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO DICK 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃
              🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻👻👻🎃👻 spooky shit spooky sHit🎃 thats ✔ some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🎃🎃 🎃НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 💯 🎃 👻👻 👻 🎃🎃spooky shit 
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              ⬜🎃🎃🎃⬜🎃🎃🎃 ¡BOO! 😤😤You just got the PUMPKIN dick! 😜😜This Halloween boutta get wild for you- but only if you read this👅💦💦! You will do stuff you never thought you could this OCTOBER ♋️💉💊HOES 🙆THOTS🙋SLUTS🙅all want your dick just like they want this pumpkin dick 👅👅send this on to 69 of yo sluttiest and horniest friends or else the pumpkin dick will not be happy👀👀🙅🙅🙅HAPPY HALLOWEEN AND OCTOBER BITCH THOTS!
              ‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉PUSSY😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆DICK🌽
              Halloween 🎃🍁 has just ended 😢😭😭😨 you know what that means 🤔🤔🤔 ⛄⛄✡🕎❄it's time for HOENUKKAH!!✡✡🌨🌨⛄❄❄🕎🕎🕎 get ready for eight nights🌒🌒🌒🌒🌒🌒🌒🌒 of DADDY'S SHAMASH🕯🕯 up your hole!!!👅👅bake some jelly donuts 🍩🍩 and THOTkes!!!! make sure to keep that pussy LIT🔥🔥🔥 send this to 20 of your baddest MACCABITCHES 👅👄for an eight night long MIRACLE😍😍😗😗😗😙😚😥👀👀 if you don't, the greek empire will CONQUER YOUR SUGAR DADDY 😧😭😱😨😤
              
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              DOOT DOOT💀💀 HALLOWEEN IS NOW!!!! 📢📢👻 TIME TO GET SPOOKY👻🎃👻 FOR HALLOWEEN 👻👻🎃🎃 HALLOWEEN 🎃🙌🏼🙌🏼👻 GET YOUR TRUMPETS AND PRAY TO MR SKELETAL 💀💀💀🎺🎺🎺 BECAUSE🎃HALLOWEEN IS HERE 📣📣📣 GOOD CALCIUM FOR ALL DOOTS AND SPOOKS 👻👻💀🎺🎺🎺 
              ITS THE NIGHT OF WHORE-ER 🙀👻 YOU SCARY SLUTS 💀💃🏻 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃 is for BRINGING OUT your INNER HOE 😤🙋🏻‍♀️TONIGHT’S 🌌 the night to FUCK in your SLUTTIEST COSTUME 😩💅🏼 and eXXXorcise that SPIRIT 👻💦 out of HIS DEMON DICK 😈🍆🤤 make sure you keep your lolliPUSSY 🍭🌮 sweet 😋 to keep ZADDY DRACCY 🧛‍♂️ FED ALL NIGHT 🌙👅 get his BONE 🦴🍆 in you to CUMplete 😝💦 your SKELETON 💀😏 have him PAINT 🎨 your JACK-O-LUSSY 🎃 with his CUMMIES 🍆 💦and CARVE 🔪 his NAME with HIS TONGUE 😜 but WATCH OUT 👀 for that STUPID BITCH’S TEETH 🦷 🙅🏻‍♀️ if you want your BACK BROKEN 😩 by A MONSTER COCK👺🍆 TONIGHT send this 💌 to 6️⃣ of your HALLOWEEN HOES 👯‍♀️ If you get LESS THAN 2️⃣ back, only YOUR NASTY SALAD FINGERS 🤢🤮 WILL VISIT YOUR COOCHIE 🍪 TONIGHT 💀❌ If you get 3️⃣ back, YOU’LL BE SLURPING 😜 DICKS DRY 🌵 LIKE YOGURT TUBES 🍆💦😩 If you get 6️⃣ back, eXXXpect 😏 a DRACULA DONG 🧛‍♂️🍆💦 to be KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR 🚪
              🔔🚨TIGHTEN 🥴🪢YOUR SPHINCTERS, 🍑😳 IT'S HOLE-O-WEENIE‼️‼️🎃👻🦴 GREEDY 👅💦 GHOULS 👹 are prowling 🧟 for 😱SCREAM QUEENS👸 and SIZE QUEENS🥵🤏🥴 to trick 🥸 AND treat🤤 with their 😛 HARD CANDY: 🍬👏🗣️ COCKlate bars 🍫🍆😜 Nerds GROPE 🍭🤓🥴 TITkats🍈🍈👯 THREESOME Musketeers 👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👨🤗 BUTTFUCKerfingers 🧈👐 MOMMY MILKY Ways 🍼🍼🤰 and MORE 😜🙈😈 Send 📲💌 this to 🔟of your SLUTTIEST 🥵 HORNIEST💋👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩HAUNTED HOES ☠️🏚️ and see 👀 who can 😱SCARE UP 👹👻 the SPOOKIEST 🤪👺SUGAR DADDY🧔🧟🖤
              THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen 👸of the thots!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁that you know will get some 👉👌 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 BOO!! Sorry did i scare you?? it's Cocktober 😈🌚 and almost SLUT-O-WEEN🎃💀👻👹 dat means ☝🏾👶🏾 me and my FUCKIN GANG 👏🏾👶🏾👶🏼👾👽 comin 4 YO CANDY🍫😋 wit dem DICKS 🍆😤💁🏾‍♂️💯 DICK OR TREAT 😔🤘🏼🔫😳 send this to 10 of your spooky 👻 hoes 💅🏾💃🏾 if you get 7️⃣ back youre a slutty witch bitch ♋️ but if you get 🔟 back youre the spookiest slut on the block 😛😈🔮💯 youve been visited by the thottie ghost!!!! 😩👻 if you dont send this to 🔟 other thots💁🏽😤💋 you will get NO DICK🙅🏼👋🏽🍆🚫 this Halloween 😩🎃☠️
              👻⚰️🍁HAPPY HALLOWEEN, SPOOKY SLUT! 🍂🎃‼️⚠️ 🕰️TODAY 🗓️IS THE DAY TO BUST 🍆💦OUT A FEW SPELLS 🪄💥BONE 🩻SOME SKELETONS☠️GET YOUR ASS🍑 HAUNTED BY A ✨NEW✨ BOO👻 😏👁️GAZE👁️INTO SOME 🔮BALLS 🔮AND BEG 😫STRANGERS🥸🤤 FOR SOME 👉🍩SWEET😛🌮CANDY 🍬😏🍭
              
              IF YOURE A REAL 🧙‍♀️WITCH BITCH🧞‍♂️📲SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF YOUR 🧟‍♂️GHOULIEST 🧟‍♀️💅HOES! 🏪IF YOU GET 1️⃣ BACK, YOU GET A 🫢BIG BAG OF 🌰NUTS🌰IF YOU GET 6️⃣ BACK🔙 YOURE A CERTIFIED CUM😩💦 CLOWN! 🤡🎈IF YOU GET 7️⃣OR MORE, TRICK OR TREATERS 👯🚪WONT 🙅BE THE ONLY ONES CUMMING 🍆 💦 THIS HALLOWEEN! 👽🛸
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              COckTOBER IS ALMOST OVER 😭😢🎃🎃 BUT HOEVEMBER IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER 😜💦💦🍆 GET READY TO HAVE YOUR ASS STUFFED LIKE A THANKSGIVING TURKEY 🍑🍑🐔🐔 
              🅱️OY OH 🅱️OY, ITS COCK-💘FUCKING💘-TOBER🍆🍆🍆🍆 💀💀💀AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, ALL YOU SEXY LIL🎃🎃 HALLOWEEN HOES🙏🙏👄👅 ARE JUST 🅱️EGGING TO GET SOME OF THAT 👌GOOD GOOD 👌GHOST GOO👻👻👻👅 (EROTIC EXTOPLASM💦💦 AS ITS KNOWN IN THE 🅱️IZ)🍆🍆🍆👅 SEND DIS 2 10 OF YOURE CLOSEST 🎃JACK-O-SLUTS,🎃😘🙌🙌 IF YOU GET 0 🅱️ACC THEN YOU AINT GETTIN NOTHING WHEN YOU GO 🎃🍑🍆DICK-OR-TREATING,😫😫😫🤬 IF YOU GET 5 🅱️ACC, THEN UR A WITCH 🅱️ITCH, IF U GET ALL 10 BACK THEN GET RDY FOR THE GREAT 🎃CUM-KIN🎃 TO COME AND CHARLIE POUND THAT AUTUMN ASS 🍑🍑👌👌👌💦HAPPY COCKTOBER 🅱️OO🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️💯💯 
              💯‼️ATTENTION ALL U HALLOWEEN HOES 👻🍑🤦‍♀️GET BONED 🍖 TIL U MOAN💃BY A SKELETON TONITE💀🍆YOU’RE FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER 🙈😩AND THE DOCTOR IS IN 👨‍⚕️ YOUR BUM BIG TIME 🍆SO DUST OFF THE COBWEBS 🕸🤤 AND PAINT THOSE TITS ORANGE🍊🎃CUZ SPOOKY SLUTS OPEN ALL EIGHT LEGS 🙃🕷IF NO ONE HAS CALLED U “MUMMY” BY THE TIME THE COCK STRIKES MIDNIGHT 🙅‍♀️🕛 THEN GET READY FOR 2 MORE YEARS OF REPUBLICAN CONGRESSIONAL MAJORITY ⏳💀 SEND THIS TO 666 SINISTER THOTS OR ELSE‼️👀 (BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE DNC: DEM NAUGHTY CUNTS🤪💋) 
              💯Attention🎃all ☠️Halloween😫 whores 💦its time 🍆to get your🍑 fuck on. 💨Any 💀skeleton 👌🏼sluts,👊🏼bitch ass witches, 😷gigantic 👻titty 👻gouls, ☺️sluty snakes, 🐍dick 🍆hungry 👄devils👹, sexy super 😻woman💪🏽, 🤖horny 🤙🏻hulks🤢, clapin 🍑captains, 💦and 💯sperm thirsty 🍌vampires🌬 come to 💰 Josh’s 👌🏼house this💵 Sunday 📖for 📙bible📈 study🙏🏼bitch😎 u 💯need 🔥it 
              🔥DING DONG🫵 WITCHES 🧙 AND BITCHES 💋💋 TONIGHT 😩 GET UNDER 😏THE FULL MOON 🍑😉 AND CHOOSE 🫨 TRICK 😈 OR TREAT 🤤 TRICK A THICK 🤭🍆 WEREWOLF 🐺🪵 INTO CLAPPING 👏 THOSE JUICY 🧃PUMPKIN 🎃 CHEEKS 🍑🍑🍑 OR TREAT 😍 THAT SWEET 🍬 CANDY PUSSY 👅🍭 TO A 🧛‍♂️ VAMPIRE 🧛‍♂️ 🩸WHO WILL SUCK 😮‍💨YOUR CLIT 🥠 UNTIL YOU MOAN 🥴👻👻👻 LET A 💀SKELETON 💀💀 BONE YOU 🦴🦴🦴 UP IN YOUR RIBS 🩻 OPEN WIDE 😮 AND LET FRANKENSTEIN 🧟‍♂️ MAKE YOUR FACE 😇 HIS CREATION 💦💦😜 STICK YOUR FACE IN 🤗 AND BOB FOR ASSHOLES 🍎🍎🍎 GET ON TOP 🔝 OF YOUR BROOM 🧹 AND RIDE 🏇A MONSTER 👹 COCK 🍆🍆 SEND THIS TO 10 SPOOKY SLUTS 👻🏡 OR ELSE YOUR PUSSY 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ WILL BECOME HAUNTED 😱😱😰 
              ‼️ ATTENTION ‼️ ITS THE NIGHT OF WHORE-ER 🙀👻 YOU SCARY SLUTS 💀💃🏻 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃 IS FOR being a TRICK 😉💅🏻 to get your TREATS 🍭🤤🙋🏻‍♀️ IF YOURE A BAD 🤪 LITTLE WITCH 🧙 You’ll get DADDY DRACULAS DONG🧛🍆 Get FISTED 🤜🏻👌🏻by a TWELVE FOOT SKELETON 💀🦴 CUMplete YOUR NIGHT WITH Chucky’s 🤡 CREAMPIE CUMMIES 🥧💧shove CANDY CORN 🍬🌽 in your JACK-O-LUSSY 🎃😩 if you want to SIT ON MICHAEL MEYERS 🐒🔪MASK 🎭tonight send 💌 to 7️⃣ of your SPOOKIEST SLUTS 👻😮‍💨 if you get LESS THAN 3️⃣ back EDWARD SCISSORHANDS ✂️🙌🏻 will CARVE UP 🫨🍽️ your PUNANI 🐈🍮 if you get LESS THAN 5️⃣✋🏻 back MOSQUITOS 🦟🩸will be the ONLY thing SUCKING YOU DRY 💉🩸 if you get 7️⃣ back, PEARL ⭐️🦪 will TIE YOU UP 🪢 and FUCK YOU 🍆🍑 like the DIRTY LITTLE SCARECROW 👒🌽 you ARE 🤰🏻😮‍💨
              Boo!!👻🙈 Oh no, did I scare you CLIT-less? ✌🏻🤤 You know what day it is: WHORE-LLOWEEN 🥵 🤯Slutty COCK-tors 🧑‍⚕️ 🩺 are prescribing HEAD rest 🛌 🌝 and SEXY vampires 🧛‍♀️ want to get SUCKED for a change👅. CUM 💦 along and let’s celebrate 🎊 the thiccest PLUMPkin 🎃 SCHLONGS 🪄 at wASShington UniversiTITTY 🍑in St. LICK-US😶‍🌫️😳. The leaves 🍁 may be RED🤬 but your BALLS ⚽️ will turn BLUE 💙 this upCUMMING 🚿 HO-vember 🤧. Get ready to OPEN WIDE 👄 👀 for CANDY 🍬 , PIE 🥧 , and COCK 😏🥖. Watch out for Michael Myers 😧 tonight 👺 or his long pointy DICK 😵‍💫🦴might STAB you in the ASS ❤️‍🔥🔪 
              Martha 😳🐒 Dumptruck 🐵🚮 In the flesh 🐭 here comes the 😅cootie squad 😒 wont you 🤬 shut up heather! sorry heather 😞 look whose with her 😟😲 oh my god 😮😮😧 dang dang diggity dang dang dang 🥺😳😒dang diggity😂😵✌️😗 dang dangIt's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that dick 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen 👸of the thots!!! Forward this to 7️⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁that you know will get some 👉👌 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍for 6️⃣9️⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀 ‼️ATTENTION ‼️💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN 🎃🕸️HOES 😚💅ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY ☠️YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬IN YOUR 👉PUSSY 😽AND 🙅DONT 🙅‍♂️FORGET 😩🙌TO SUCK SOME 💏DRACULA 💉DICK 🍆💦 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑 COSTUMES AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪👀👅💦BEGGING FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣☠️SPOOKY 👻🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁️SHOW 💁🏼THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED🍆DICK🌽
              It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that dick 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen 👸of the thots!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁that you know will get some 👉👌 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀 ‼️ATTENTION ‼️💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN 🎃🕸HOES 😚💅ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY ☠️YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬IN YOUR 👉PUSSY 😽AND 🙅DONT 🙅‍♂️FORGET 😩🙌TO SUCK SOME 💏DRACULA 💉DICK 🍆💦 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑 COSTUMES AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪👀👅💦BEGGING FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣☠️SPOOKY 👻🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW 💁🏼THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED🍆DICK🌽 BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃👻👻🎃 👻🎃👻 HOE😏😩😩👅💦💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃🎃🎃 comes to life🙀😻😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋😋 IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO DICK 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜
              👋hey! 💀spooky👀 sluts it’s 🍭cocktober 👅😘happy samhain 🎃 come on😋 ghouls👻grab👌 ya crystal😂 balls🔮 and hop 👉on a 😍broomsdick 🍆the 🍟veil🍟 is thin😎 tonight 🌙so protect 🌚 yourself 😈& 🍫wrap it up 🍬