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Does anyone else find Peacekeepers little scream she does when she jumps from short ledges ridiculously hot?

    Does anyone else find Peacekeepers little scream she does when she jumps from short ledges ridiculously hot?

That little "AIEEEE" she does when she jumps down from short ledges just gets my blood pumping. Like I wish she'd jump from a small ledge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she speaks Latin I barely understand.

Fuck, it's not fair. Why would Ubisoft create a character so perfect and yet restrict her to the digital realm?

Despite being the smallest character in the game, I'd let her dominate me. Sometimes when another player is playing her, I'll let her win, just so I can feel degraded by Peacekeeper.

I'd do anything to get executed by Peacekeeper IRL. ANYTHING.

Fuck guys, I just can't anymore. Fuck.

    I Own a Magnuvisor for the Rider Battle, since that’s what Kanzaki Shiro intended

      I Own a Magnuvisor for the Rider Battle, since that's what Kanzaki Shiro intended. Four Blank Riders break into my house. "Nani?!" As I henshin and unholster my Magnuvisor. Blow a hole through the first Rider, he's dead on the spot. Draw my Gigalauncher on the second Rider, miss him entirely because it's to heavy and explodes the neighbours Contract Monster. I have to resort to summoning my contract monster at the top of the stairs loaded with a Final Vent card, "Useless" the bullets, lasers and rockets shred the two Riders in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Insert strike vent card into Magnuvisor and charge the last terrified Rider. He gets erased from existence waiting for the Police to arrive since we're in the Mirror World, just as Kanzaki Shiro intended.

      The original copypasta was “Own a musket for home defense“

      Ok so I’m not gay but I’m Swedish and have a fantasy

        You average Nazi Femboy enjoyer
        Ok so I'm not gay but I'm Swedish and have a fantasy where Germany win world war two and Sweden needs to export aryan twink boipussy slaves to high ranking SS officers for pleasure. I imagine I'm a shy little blonde twink with smooth pale skin and being brought into komedant heinrichs bedroom to give him pleasure. He is a tall broad shoulders kraut with a jawline that could cut a diamond and with massive daddy muscles and I'm a pathetic skinny little boipussy twink. He pulls me into his arms force kissing me and pressing my chest against his. He pins me down on the bed tearing my cute lil virgin panties off, he has waited for this for a long time. He teases my boipussy with his massive thicc German cock and then he goes all in. Fucking me with a force I've never felt before. Every thrust makes him moan with pleasure. I love the fact I give him pleasure. He cums deep into my sissy swede guts, breeding my booty hole then he cuddles me with his strong masculine German arms until I fall asleep on his chest.

Any other straight guys have similar fantasies?

        Steph: Alright, new bull trying to work out with me on thrusting

          Steph: "Alright, new bull trying to work out with me on thrusting, guess I'll set the difficulty to ultra noob first so I can slowly bring him up, I don't want a repeat of last time"

New Bull: *cums blood after 1 hour

Steph: (Ugh not again? And I was going real slow with this one, shouldn't have brought my hopes up)

          Mmm… Petite women…

            Mmm... Petite women... Now who does that remind me of? I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT! I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT! I.. I-I cannot! I promised myself that I shall not utter that name! N-n-n-n... NaOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUHHHHHHHH!

It's.. 💢 It's.. 💢 Going to FUCKING curse me! 💢

OISHII OISHII~ 😋

I'm going to... OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH... These b-br-brat-bratty petite and sly women... They're t-t-teasing m-m-me.. I cannot even count on two hands how many times these p-p-p-p... petite women have been devouring my libido!

OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH I will not stand for this injustice! Guhehehehe~ I shall use the seggs tech notes I have gathered through countless journeys to deliver the u-ultimate c-c-c-correction! 💢