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Every swear word

    Anus - butt
Arse - butt
Arsehole - butt
Ass - butt
Ass-hat - idiot
Ass-jabber - homosexual
Ass-pirate - homosexual
Assbag - idiot
Assbandit - homosexual
Assbanger - homosexual
Assbite - idiot
Assclown - butt
Asscock - idiot
Asscracker - butt
Asses - butts
Assface - butt
Assfuck - rear-loving
Assfucker - homosexual
Assgoblin - homosexual
Asshat - butt
Asshead - idiot
Asshole - jerk
Asshopper - homosexual
Assjacker - homosexual
Asslick - idiot
Asslicker - Buttlicker
Assmonkey - idiot
Assmunch - idiot
Assmuncher - butt
Assnigger - Racial Slur
Asspirate - homosexual
Assshit - idiot
Assshole - butt
Asssucker - idiot
Asswad - butt
Asswipe - butt
Axwound - female genitalia
Bampot - idiot
Bastard - illegitimate child
Beaner - Mexican
Bitch - female dog
Bitchass - idiot
Bitches - female dogs
Bitchtits - homosexual
Bitchy - mean
Blow job - sexual act
Blowjob - sexual act
Bollocks - male genitalia
Bollox - male genitalia
Boner - erection
Brotherfucker - homosexual
Bullshit - poop
Bumblefuck - homosexual
Butt plug - cork
Butt-pirate - homosexual
Buttfucka - homosexual
Buttfucker - homosexual
Camel toe - female genitalia
Carpetmuncher - homosexual
Chesticle - Breast
Chinc - Chinese
Chink - asian
Choad - male genitalia
Chode - small penis
Clit - female genitals
Clitface - idiot
Clitfuck - sexual act
Clusterfuck - mess up
Cock - penis
Cockass - Jerk
Cockbite - idiot
Cockburger - idiot
Cockface - idiot
Cockfucker - idiot
Cockhead - idiot
Cockjockey - homosexual
Cockknoker - homosexual
Cockmaster - homosexual
Cockmongler - homosexual
Cockmongruel - homosexual
Cockmonkey - idiot
Cockmuncher - homosexual
Cocknose - idiot
Cocknugget - idiot
Cockshit - idiot
Cocksmith - homosexual
Cocksmoke - homosexual
Cocksmoker - homosexual
Cocksniffer - homosexual
Cocksucker - homosexual
Cockwaffle - idiot
Coochie - female genitalia
Coochy - female genitalia
Coon - African American
Cooter - vagina
Cracker - Caucasian
Cum - semen
Cumbubble - idiot
Cumdumpster - prostitute
Cumguzzler - homosexual
Cumjockey - homosexual
Cumslut - dirty girl
Cumtart - idiot
Cunnie - female genitalia
Cunnilingus - sexual act
Cunt - vagina
Cuntass - idiot
Cuntface - idiot
Cunthole - female genitalia
Cuntlicker - homosexual
Cuntrag - idiot
Cuntslut - idiot
Dago - Italian
Damn - darn
Deggo - Italian
Dick - penis
Dick-sneeze - orgasm
Dickbag - idiot
Dickbeaters - Hands
Dickface - idiot
Dickfuck - idiot
Dickfucker - homosexual
Dickhead - phallace face
Dickhole - male genitalia
Dickjuice - semen
Dickmilk - sperm
Dickmonger - homosexual
Dicks - penises
Dickslap - sexual act
Dicksucker - homosexual
Dicksucking - sexual act
Dicktickler - homosexual
Dickwad - idiot
Dickweasel - idiot
Dickweed - idiot
Dickwod - idiot
Dike - homosexual
Dildo - sexual toy
Dipshit - idiot
Doochbag - idiot
Dookie - poop
Douche - female hygene product
Douche-fag - idiot
Douchebag - female hygene accessory
Douchewaffle - homosexual
Dumass - idiot
Dumb ass - idiot
Dumbass - idiot
Dumbfuck - idiot
Dumbshit - idiot
Dumshit - idiot
Dyke - homosexual
Fag - homosexual
Fagbag - homosexual
Fagfucker - homosexual
Faggit - homosexual
Faggot - homosexual
Faggotcock - homosexual
Fagtard - homosexual idiot
Fatass - a fat person
Fellatio - sexual act
Feltch - sexual act
Flamer - homosexual
Fuck - fornicate
Fuckass - idiot
Fuckbag - idiot
Fuckboy - idiot
Fuckbrain - idiot
Fuckbutt - butt
Fuckbutter - Sexual fluids
Fucked - had intercourse
Fucker - fornicator
Fuckersucker - idiot
Fuckface - idiot
Fuckhead - butt
Fuckhole - jerk
Fuckin - sexual act
Fucking - freaking
Fucknut - idiot
Fucknutt - idiot
Fuckoff - go away
Fucks - sexual act
Fuckstick - male genitalia
Fucktard - Moron
Fucktart - idiot
Fuckup - idiot
Fuckwad - idiot
Fuckwit - dummy
Fuckwitt - idiot
Fudgepacker - homosexual
Gay - homosexual
Gayass - butt
Gaybob - homosexual
Gaydo - homosexual
Gayfuck - homosexual
Gayfuckist - homosexual
Gaylord - homosexual
Gaytard - homosexual
Gaywad - homosexual
Goddamn - goshdarn
Goddamnit - goshdarnit
Gooch - female genitalia
Gook - Chinese
Gringo - foreigner
Guido - italian
Handjob - sexual act
Hard on - erection
Heeb - Jewish Person
Hell - heck
Ho - woman
Hoe - Woman
Homo - homosexual
Homodumbshit - idiot
Honkey - white person
Humping - sexual act
Jackass - idiot
Jagoff - idiot
Jap - japanesse person
Jerk off - masturbate
Jerkass - idiot
Jigaboo - African American
Jizz - Semen
Jungle bunny - african american
Junglebunny - african american
Kike - Jewish Person
Kooch - female genitalia
Kootch - female genitalia
Kraut - german
Kunt - female genitalia
Kyke - Jewish person
Lameass - loser
Lardass - overweight individual
Lesbian - homosexual
Lesbo - homosexual
Lezzie - homosexual
Mcfagget - homosexual
Mick - irish
Minge - female genitalia
Mothafucka - Jerk
Mothafuckin' - mother loving
Motherfucker - mother lover
Motherfucking - fornicating with mother
Muff - female genitalia
Muffdiver - homosexual
Munging - sexual act
Negro - african american
Nigaboo - African American
Nigga - african american
Nigger - african american
Niggers - African Americans
Niglet - african american child
Nut sack - male genitalia
Nutsack - male genitalia
Paki - pakistanien
Panooch - femail genitalia
Pecker - Penis
Peckerhead - idiot
Penis - male genitalia
Penisbanger - homosexual
Penisfucker - homosexual
Penispuffer - homosexual
Piss - urinate
Pissed - urinated
Pissed off - angry
Pissflaps - female genitalia
Polesmoker - homosexual
Pollock - polish person
Poon - female genitals
Poonani - female genitalia
Poonany - vagina
Poontang - female genitalia
Porch monkey - african american
Porchmonkey - African American
Prick - penis
Punanny - female genitalia
Punta - female dog
Pussies - Female Genitalias
Pussy - female reproductive organ
Pussylicking - sexual act
Puto - idiot
Queef - vaginal fart.
Queer - homosexual
Queerbait - homosexual
Queerhole - homosexual
Renob - erection
Rimjob - dirty sexual act
Ruski - Russian
Sand nigger - middle eastern
Sandnigger - middle eastern
Schlong - male genitalia
Scrote - male genitalia
Shit - poop
Shitass - idiot
Shitbag - idiot
Shitbagger - idiot
Shitbrains - idiot
Shitbreath - Bad Breath
Shitcanned - Fired
Shitcunt - idiot
Shitdick - idiot
Shitface - pooface
Shitfaced - Drunk
Shithead - jerk
Shithole - idiot
Shithouse - bathroom
Shitspitter - butt
Shitstain - poop
Shitter - defecator
Shittiest - worst
Shitting - pooping
Shitty - bad
Shiz - poop
Shiznit - poop
Skank - dirty girl
Skeet - semen
Skullfuck - sexual act
Slut - sexually popular woman
Slutbag - sexually popular woman
Smeg - poop
Snatch - female genitalia
Spic - mexican
Spick - mexican american
Splooge - ejaculate
Spook - White person
Suckass - idiot
Tard - mentally challenged
Testicle - male genitalia
Thundercunt - idiot
Tit - breast
Titfuck - sexual act
Tits - breasts
Tittyfuck - sexual act
Twat - female genitals
Twatlips - idiot
Twats - vaginas
Twatwaffle - homosexual
Unclefucker - homosexual
Va-j-j - female genitalia
Vag - femail genitalia
Vagina - female genitalia
Vajayjay - female genitalia
Vjayjay - female genitalia
Wank - sexual act
Wankjob - sexual act
Wetback - Mexican
Whore - hussy
Whorebag - idiot
Whoreface - idiot
Wop - Italian

    Art Hoes

      I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcat bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes", "y'all", "big mood", "cancelled" or "this is a bop", I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour ropes onto her contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplatisized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderallto pass exams. IM SO. Fucking. Horny

      I goteth caught masturbating by mine father

        As the title says, my father walked in on me whilst I was jerkin the cherkin, "What is thee doing with thy genitalia!?" He screamed as he opened the door into my private chambers. I tried to lie and claim it was not what it looked like, but alas, it twas. My father immediately ran out of my room and into the courtyard of our palace, "Father! Father!" I yelled out in vein as my papa kicked his horse led carriage into action, veering out of our palace grounds. What shall I do? Will I ever see him again?

        National Limerick Day

          💯It’s national LimerDICK🍆💦😮 day☀️😹 When SLUTS👅🙌 celebrate the birthday🎂🎉😘 Of big 🍌😫 DADDY👨🏻🤭 Lear🥵🥵🥵 It CUMS💦😛😂 once a year📆💥 😏So swallow 👅🤤some CUMMIES🤭 today💅🏻

LimerLICK👅💦 some good pussy😼 tonight🌌 😛And deepthroat😮‍💨😵 every cock🐓🥒😝 that’s in sight🫣 🙏🏻Not all poems📝 are🗼DEEP 🌊😉 Or will put you to 💤sleep 😴 🛏️ 😵When you #️⃣POUND 🔨 that ass🥰🥰 in the moonlight🌝💫

Before you spread🖐️ those 🤩Sexy Cheeks🍑😍🥵 👌🏻Send this to 🔟 HOetry freaks💋👀😂 If you dont🤡 it’s bad luck🛑😰 And it’s going to SUCK🤪🤮 😅’Cause you’ll get 🚫🙅🏻‍♀️RIDER’S block🙅🏻‍♀️🚫 for 🔟 weeks🪦😫🤣

          AITA for cumming on someone’s hotdog?

            I worked at a movie theatre selling snacks right? One day someone ordered a hot dog and asked for mayonnaise, but when I went to make the hot dog I realised something, we ran out of mayo. I tried telling him that I was going to go to the grocery store right across the hall (because the theatre was in a mall). He said he was in a rush because the 'Nigga Ballsack: Shaking of Thugs' Premiere Episode was going to play in 15 minutes and they would stop letting people in within 5 minutes before the show began, so I had to think quickly. But then a voice in my head told me to watch thug shaker porn. It was the perfect idea! I turned on my computer and went to r/thugsaucesthesequel. I rubbed my hard, throbbing, moist cock so hard that cum spurred out of my cock onto the hot dogs. I gave it to the customer and he payed, he then went to watch the show. Literally 15 minutes later he came back and asked me, "WHAT IS THIS??? I ASKED FOR MAYONNAISE." I said "So you want mayonaise? You rushed me, what could I do?" Little did I know, my hard, moist penis was still sticking out. But all of a sudden, I uncontrollably squirted all my cum all over him. "YOU ARE DISGUSTING" he yelled. But i squirted cum all over his mouth and he couldn't breath or speak. I let him struggle for a while, but because I sprayed cum in his nose, he couldn't breath, and he eventually stopped moving and died. Turns out, another employee saw the scene and called the cops. When the cops arrived, I also sprayed my cum on the cops. I blinded them with my cum. They started firing their guns all over the place and shot everyone in the movie thearater. I then saw police cars arrive, but it didn't matter. I shot cum all over the streets, and the cars crashed into each other. Eventually they sent the SWAT team and they arrested me, not before i killed 2 other swat officers with my cum. I was apprehended because I ran dry, I have to serve 36 years in jail, fuck the feds.

            I forced my male friend to moan like a loli in a public bathroom

              So the other day, me and my homie were out and about, just vibin' and chattin', when I suddenly got hit with a stroke of genius. I was like, "Bro, I dare you to moan like a loli in these public bathrooms for 20 dollars." (NO HOMO)

Now, my friend was like, "Bruh, what kinda wild shit are you on? You think I'm a bitch, huh? Ain't nobody tryna hear me hollerin' like an anime girl in here." But I was like, "Nah, you ain't a bitch but you're close enough."

So we head into the bathrooms, and I start spinnin' this elaborate tale about "hentai basics"

My friend was skeptical at first, but I kept ratcheting up the tension and adding all these extra details about how lolis were known as sluts for saying uwu and those kinds of shit...

Next thing you know, my boy is sweating bullets, eyes wide as saucers, and I can tell he's about to lose it.

I hit him with the classic, "what's wrong, are you scared? You ain't gotta do it if you don't want to," but he wasn't backing down.

He takes a deep breath, looks himself dead in the mirror of the boys' bathroom and lets out the most ear-piercing, high pitched moans you could ever imagine.

People start banging on the doors, laughing while others are shouting... security's called, chaos is everywhere.

And me? I'm just standing outside the bathroom door, laughing my ass off and filming the whole thing for my cringe collection.

My friend comes stumbling out a few minutes later, looking like he just survived a near-death experience, and I'm like, "Bro, you just made my day. That shit was hilarious, take your 20 dollars."

Needless to say, we got the fuck outta there real quick before anyone could figure out what the heck was going on.

But man, I'll never forget the look on my friend's face when he let out those loli moans. It's such a classic.