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The Zamazenta spam needs to stop

    Stunfisk rants about Zamazenta meta in competitive Pokemon
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    I can't fucking take it anymore. This pokemon needs to be fucking gone. EVERY GOD FORSAKEN GAME HAS ZAMAZENTA. Out of your 6 pokemon, you need like 3 dudes just to beat one dog. It's too bulky to be killed by most special moves, even some that are super-effective, and its blistering speed allows it to get Iron Defenses so fast your head will spin. preventing any physical attacker from KOing it. This doesn't even address the fact that its uninvested attack stat allows it to bypass should-be counters with coverage. There's such a small selection of things that actually beat it one on one that it's so goddamn frustrating.

How is it that all the ban conversations I hear are about Darkrai, Kyurem, and Raging Bolt when all of these pokemon straight up lose to this dumb dog? "Oh, Kyurem runs a mixed coverage set that has loaded dice, icicle spear, and scale shot, that's the real problem!" Those pokemon at least have counter-play. I'd rather play against Unaware Dozo Clod Clef stall every matchup than play against one more drooling ladder player with that dumb Iron defense set where I have to guess if it has Heavy Slam to beat my Fairy type, Crunch to beat my ghost, or fucking Stone Edge to beat my Moltres. This all ignores the fact that no pokemon abuses Tera half as well as this obese bitch. Oh, how quaint, your Valiant outspeeds and has super effective moonblast? Tera Fire Iron Defense go brrrrrrrr. Don't even get me started on those Life Orb attacker sets that have been popping up.

It's enabled the most obnoxious, low IQ teambuilding. Now every damn team is Zama + Glowking + Twave spam. How is one team style running the meta healthy? How is it that Stall sucks? Why I am I running into niche pokemon picks that are chosen just to beat one pokemon, and how come it's never enough? Did everyone forget how boring Gen 8 was? Are we all content to go back to that, where the fat legendary comes in and wins you the game?

Everyday we stray further from Arceus and the beloved Son he sacrificed 'pon the cross, and when the day of reckoning comes, we will all deserve the damnation he will bring upon us. Do you think the creator of everything is happy when he looks at OU and sees that they unbanned this stupid boxart so that everyone can click Iron Defense in unison? Thou shalt not worship false swipe idols.

Zamzenta needs a suspect yesterday. If I'm wrong and the people choose to keep his dumbass in, fine, whatever, but there at least needs to be a vote. This isn't healthy or fun. It's macabre, sick, twisted, and perverse. If there's any justice in this world, the Holy Smogon council will take swift action against this monster, and we'll be better off for it.

    NO MORE XIANGLING COPYPASTA!

      Mavuika the anti-Xiangling copypasta

      Created by u/No_Statistician_3782, its known as the anti-Xiangling copypasta or ‘XIANGLING COPYPASTA NO MORE’ after beta leaks indicate that the upcoming character Mavuika has no ICD (Internal Cooldown).

      Where the hell are you now Xiangling you little shit?

I WILL play Klee. Her best team will have Mavuika. I WILL play Raiden, Chillde, Wriosthesley, Sharktard Girl and more. And they all will want Mavuika. She will use your spine as the highway to a new era for the meta!

I WILL wale for Mavuika. Fish, cook, mine, even collect MINT for her. I WILL present her signature at her feet. If she isn't satisfied I WILL pull for her Constellations. "I don't need any ER fam, I got you" She will tell me and my knees will turn into dust.

Mavuika can take all my primogems. I WILL present to her my cancelled credit card. "This is unnecessary, I'm with you my friend 🌞!" She will grab her bike and say "It's bikening time!" There will be no hint of sadness in my eyes anymore. There will be only pure, burning freedom from your cooking hands.

What a beautiful world.

      Tamo competindo tamo competindo

        Podpah tamo competindo tamo competindo

        Contexto

        Its from an episode of ‘Podpah‘ which is the biggest podcast in Brazil where they had Max Verstappen and Sergio Pérez as guests. The quote “Tamo competindo, tamo competindo” which means “We’re competing, we’re competing” was meme-d due to how unprepared and incoherent the questions and host were throughout the show.

        Citações / Quotes

        Tamo competindo tamo competindo
        "TAMO COMPETINO TAMO COMPETINO NÉ MANOOO, NÉ JAO, NE MANOO"

-Bostileiro médio
        "Ih se você esta na competição é para competir,e se é para competir é para ganhar........você é assim,entra na competição para ganhar?"
        "O carro era gente boa, mano?"
        "e o carro é rápido msm?"
        Voce e o tradutor do Podpah no ep do Max Verstappen
        we are competing, we are competing
        we are competing we are competing🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥💥💯
        "Tamo competindo, tamo competindo."
- Platão
        tamo competino, tamo competino
        Na competição competindo como um competidor competindamente
        Tamo sem assunto tamo sem assunto
        “Tamo competindo, tamo competindo gente!” Igão no auge da sua profundidade
        não Igor, eu jogo pra perder, mas os cara são ruim e eu ganho as vezes

        Full quotes with translation / Citações completas

        Max Verstappen reaction to "Tamo competindo, tamo competindo"
        "Verstappen, você é um fenômeno, pow...Tricampeão mundial, pow, e eu tenho uma parada que eu gosto muito em você, porque eu sou assim em competição também, 

assim, tamo competindo, tamo competindo e tal.  

Mas eu, sou um cara que gosto desse tipo de competição

E eu queria saber tipo, de você, tipo assim, pow tamo competindo, tamo competindo gente... Eu quero saber se isso é uma parada sua assim mesmo, pow

competir, eu quero ganhar , então eu vou fazer tudo dentro do regulamento pra ganhar."
        "Verstappen, you are a phenomenon, wow...Three-time world champion, wow, and I have something that I really like about you, because I'm like that in competition too, 

So, we're competing, we're competing and so on.  

But I'm a guy who likes this kind of competition

And I wanted to know, like, from you, like, wow, we're competing, we're competing people... I want to know if this is really your thing, wow

compete, I want to win, so I will do everything within the rules to win."

        I’m attracted to Lily

          Lily from Duolingo
          title. Every time Lily does that "I don't care" shrug. I lose my focus from affection. I often daydream of making her a delicious dinner and her eating that and, having tried to maintain her usual contemptuous gesture and failed, letting out a fragment of smile on her face, with a warming sigh. God, why did they have to make her so attractive? Currently on 15 days streak, but I would go on forever if that would make her come real and clap slowly, saying how she was proud of me with such a hollow voice and indifferent face. Anyone feeling the same way?

          THATS SO FUNNY IM CACKLING

            Copypasta response to something funny
            BROOOOOOOOOO 💀💀💀💀 I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE HOW DONE I AM RN 😭😭😭 LMAOOOOOOO THIS VIDEO SENT ME STRAIGHT TO THE SHADOW REALM 😭💀 I WAS CHILLING, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN BOOM—YOU HIT ME WITH THIS???!!! 😭💀💀 I LITERALLY SPIT OUT MY WATER, IT SHOT OUT MY NOSE, AND NOW MY LAPTOP IS SHORT-CIRCUITING. MY DOG SAW ME LAUGHING AND STARTED HOWLING 💀😭 MY NEIGHBOR BANGED ON THE WALL THINKING I WAS DYING, AND TBH, I AM 💀💀💀😭😭😭 I’M SCREAMING, CRYING, THROWING UP, AND KICKING MY FEET LIKE A TODDLER RN 😭💀 THIS AIN’T JUST FUNNY, THIS IS STRAIGHT-UP WAR CRIME LEVEL FUNNY 💀💀💀 SOMEONE GET ME A DEFIBRILLATOR, MY HEART CAN’T HANDLE THIS.

LIKE???!!! WHY DID YOU THINK THIS WAS OKAY?? I’M WHEEZING SO HARD I SOUND LIKE A DEFECTIVE TEAPOT 😭💀💀 MY CAT IS STARING AT ME LIKE I’VE COMPLETELY LOST IT. BRO, I JUST FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR, HIT THE FLOOR, BOUNCED, ROLLED INTO THE WALL, AND STARTED CRYING AGAIN 😭😭💀💀 LMAOOOOOO I NEED TO CALL AN AMBULANCE BUT I’M TOO BUSY LAUGHING AND HYPERVENTILATING 💀💀💀😭😭😭 I GOTTA SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES, THIS VIDEO BROKE MY SOUL, MY HOUSE, AND MY SPIRIT 😭😭💀💀 BRO THIS ISN’T EVEN A VIDEO ANYMORE, THIS IS A WHOLE-LIFE EXPERIENCE. I’M LEVITATING. I’M SEEING GOD. I’M NEGOTIATING WITH SAINT PETER RN ABOUT WHETHER I CAN COME BACK OR STAY DEAD.

MY GRANNY WALKED IN, SAW ME CACKLING, AND NOW SHE THINKS I’M POSSESSED 😭💀💀💀 THE WAY I JUST FELL INTO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION OVER THIS 💀💀😭😭 THE FLOOR BENEATH ME COLLAPSED, AND NOW I’M IN SOMEONE ELSE’S APARTMENT TRYING TO EXPLAIN WHY I LAUGHED THIS HARD 💀💀💀 LMAOOOOOO MY PHONE IS CRACKED, MY EGO IS SHATTERED, AND MY LUNGS HAVE FILED A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ME 😭😭😭 BRO YOU GOT ME WRITING THIS COMMENT FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE BECAUSE I LEGIT JUST DIED.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO ON WITH MY DAY AFTER THIS? 😭💀😭💀 EVERY TIME I REMEMBER THIS, I’M GONNA LAUGH IN THE MOST INCONVENIENT PLACES. JOB INTERVIEWS? LAUGHING. FUNERALS? LAUGHING. BRO YOU GOT ME OUT HERE RUINING MY ENTIRE LIFE 💀💀💀😭😭😭 SOMEONE CALL THE FBI, THE CIA, AND THE AVENGERS, BECAUSE THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY 💀💀💀💀😭😭😭 I’M DONE. I’M FINISHED. GOODBYE. THIS COMMENT IS BEING SENT FROM THE AFTERLIFE.

            i don’t want to cancel my favorite idol….. AESPA SUPPORT LGBT WHY WHY WHY

              From a tweet by an unhinged Kpop stan when he found out that his fav group openly supports LGBT. The tweet had become a meme and people use ironically whenever their idol supports LGBT.

              i don’t want to cancel my favorite kpop group….. AESPA SUPPORT LGBT WHY WHY WHY😭😭😭
              i don’t want to cancel my favorite kpop idol… NINGNING SUPPORT LGBT WHY WHY WHY😭😭😭
              i don’t want to cancel my favorite kpop idol….. YUNAH SUPPORT LGBT WHY WHY WHY😭😭😭