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Potion master

    Potion master copypasta from Town of Salem 
    If i could bang any of the coven members it would be potion master for sure. I would grab that silver haired slut and lynch her asshole so hard even Ret couldnt bring that ass back after i was done with it.I would destroy those painted lips like i was maf and those lips werejailer after all the tps were dead. I would make her ride me like town rides people who claim bg on the stand. I wouldn't use protectionI'd be so reckless with her, like visitng the guy who talked d1. Legit,I would eat her out like a starving Ethiopian child at an all-you-can-eat buffet. I would cream in her so much people would start calling her "frosted cake". I would split those cheeks so well Moses would compliment me on my ability to split things. I would bang potion masterso hard shed leave coven for me. I love potion master.
    You know I never really looked at and fully appreiciated how hot the Potion Master silhouette really is... Though it could just be my love for the Mad scientist trope, I can't help but stare at how he holds those viles. His handling of the potions tell me just how skilled and delicate to hold them in such a way, wonder if his hands are just as skilled..

If they told me to test their elixers, I'd happily do so, hoping that maybe what ever they brewed would be something that could change my body to fit his desire. Maybe a brew that makes my mind and body unable to resist his command. I'd let him do any experiment on me that he wishes, my body was donated to him afterall so I realistically couldn't deny his requests without some punishment... Oh but the idea of a punishment justs makes me even more entralled with him! God I love the potion master so much!
    God I love the Potion Master so much, I love their long silver hair with their lips covered in that brown lipstick, and their lovely coat they hide their potions in. I go over to their hideout with their friends everyday, sneaking in with their help. Once we are both alone together, they hand me a potion, one that has a pink color to it, I drink it, becoming horny and hard instantly as I quickly take my clothes off. I pin them against the wall, with them begging for me to destroy them as I take off their clothes too. After I finish taking off their clothes I enter them quickly without any warning, hearing them moan out loud because of all the force I initially enter with, I wouldn’t even be gentle with them, just thrust inside of the forcefully as I feel their body shake. I would bite their neck as I pulled their silver hair, hearing them moan out in pleasure from the pain asking for more. I tell them to wrap their legs around me as I hold them up against the wall, holding one of my hands under them as I support them and slap their ass. I would continue like this with her for sometime before I took my other hand and started massaging her perfect breasts, as she looked up at me with a look that was her pleading for more, I would go even faster and rougher with her as I praised and degraded her, calling her a slut for taking this from me every day but also praising her with how beautiful and obedient she was. I keep going, feeling her legs go limp from the roughness as she shakes and begs for more as her eyes get fuller, and she starts at me eyes wide and her open mouth as I continue to break her, I bite her so hard it’s almost like I was a Vampire trying to convert her, all of this makes it so she just moans constantly, only speaking to me to beg for more but she now calls me master. Eventually she orgasms and tightens around me as I do as well, cumming inside of her without asking because I know she’d love it, just all the other nights, once we are done with both of our orgasms, I pull out as she lets out a soft moan, I clean us both up as she talks to me in a new way of speech that only comes out when I do this, I also pet her and talk to her while that happens, and she purrs to show she enjoys it. Once I finish with the clean up we put our clothes back on as we get into her bed together, she cuddles up to me and wraps her arms around me as she talks about how she loves to serve me, I talk about how much of a good girl she is as I start to pet her again, we continue with this for a bit before we both fall asleep, cuddled up together.

    Melusines are the most compatible species for humans

      Melusine copypasta from Genshin
      Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male and female Genshin creature breeding, that Melusines are the most compatible species for humans. Not only are they humanoid, they are also mammals as well. Melusines are on an average of 3 feet 5 inches and 52 pounds, this means they are large enough to take human dicks, and with their Abyssal origins and access to healing food, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly hydro based biology, there is no doubt in my mind that an aroused Melusine would be incredibly wet, so wet that you can have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They also have enhanced eyesight, and increased perception, along with the ability to breathe underwater, they'd be able to suck you off even in the ocean. No other creature in Genshin comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Melusine white.

      I am NOT attracted to femboys

        I am a heterosexual ultra-masculine male. I would NEVER feel sexual attraction to another man. Not even a slender, supple young lad with a fat ass and hyper feminine features, wearing the most endearing cat outfit you could possibly imagine. That isn’t attractive to me at all. I am NOT getting bricked up just thinking about this. If anyone finds pictures that match this description, please send all of them to me so I know what to avoid.

        If you jerk off twice per day for a year, how much distance does your foreskin travel per year? An experiment.

          So to start out, some units of measurement. One movement is the skin moving up OR down once. Two movements is one jerk. I measured the distance my foreskin travels per movement by holding it at the top, moving it down, and measuring the difference between my thumb in the first and second position. This was around 6 cm (on an average dick). This means that one full jerk is 6 x 2, or 12 cm.

I then looked up the average masturbation time for a human male. The result I found was around 15 minutes. Now, in order to know how much your foreskin moves in one session, I had to measure it of course. I decided to jerk off at a consistent, average speed for 1 minute and multiplied that number by 15. I counted 182 full jerks in that minute. Now let's do some more calculations.

182 jerks of 12 cm each, equals 182 x 12 cm = 2184 cm per minute, or 21.84 m. In order to keep the numbers comprehensible, I'm gonna stick to using meters for the rest of this experiment. So with the average or 15 minutes per session, we do 15 x 21.84 m = 327.60 m per session. Thats' a lot, almost a third of a kilometer even. But how much would that be in a year where you jerk off once per day?

Simple. We do 327.60 m x 365 days= 119574 m, or 119.574 km. Now what if we do it twice per day? Multiply that number by 2 and you get 239148 m or 239.148 km. That is much more than I thought.

What will you do with this information? No idea. Was this a total waste of time when I should be studying? Probably. Was it interesting? Definitely.

          Yanqing in the year 2040

            Yanqing copypasta
            The year is 2040, Star Rail has separated characters into 2 categories, the ones that have beat Yanqing (SSS tier) and the ones that haven't done it yet (F tier). Gacha tubers stopped making guides on new characters and speculate on whether Yanqing will show up and get beat by them instead. Star Rail leaks are made up only of leaked Yanqing assets. Mihoyo writers are in shambles trying to insert Yanqing into more content. Da Wei opens his heart shaped locket containing a picture of Yanqing and solemnly utters "I have one final job for you.". He then initiates Operation YanKing the Playerbase.

It's the final arc versus Nanook and the whole of the antimatter legion with the friends you've made along the way. Yanqing arrives just in time to fulfill his destiny. Everyone dogpiles on him, even the parallel version 5* Yanqing from Honkai Impact making him the only character to kick his own ass. Star Rail players rejoice as now every character is top tier. Everyone is happy, except for Jing Yuan mains. In the end, only Jing Yuan decides to not beat his own pupil as he was CC'd by his love for him, causing him to be relegated to Mid Yuan tier forever.

            Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano?

              Infamous Ahsoka Tano copypasta
              “And she was a good friend” 😔👆
              Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.

Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.

We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.

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