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I own an M1 Abrams for base defense, just as the Founding Fathers intended

    Own an M1 Abrams for home defense

    Its the “Own a musket for home defense” copypasta but changed to tanks.

    I own an M1 Abrams for base defense, just as the Founding Fathers intended!
    
    4 T-90s break into my hangar.
    
    I yell “What the devil?!” As I grab my composite helmet and an M829A1 round.
    
    I blow a golf ball sized hole in the first T-90, they explode on the spot.
    
    I fire HEAT-FS at the second T-90, and it misses because the T-90 dodged and nails the Warrior IFV next door.
    
    I load an experimental APFSDS round and yell “Tally Ho, lads!” It over-penetrates the first T-90 and destroys the other right behind it, the sound and shrapnel sound off base alarms.
    
    I fix the engineering dozer and charge the last terrified T-90, flipping it into a ditch. The tank runs out of gas while waiting for the MPs to arrive because the crew’s shock is impossible to treat.
    
    Just as the Founding Fathers intended.

    Joe Rogan is like some barbarian Khan

      Joe Rogan is like Khan copypasta

      Its from a 4chan post describing Joe Rogan’s podcast during the height of his popularity. The copypasta is often use as an ironic joke whenever Joe makes a bad take.

      Joe Rogan is like some barbarian Khan from the steppes that took an interest in intellectual things and his podcast is basically him bringing slightly nervous scholars and magicians to come before him to explain how the world works “glasses man, you explain to Joe why sky big, and how tree grow” but he will also believe almost anything you tell him, and only recently (in the past few years) does he clap back like “Tiny hat man say otherwise, do you lie to Joe? tiny hat man safe fat not bad for you, that sugar is enemy, so which is truth? Joe thinks you are wrong” and people just nervously go “oh-oh ok h-Haha yeah i guess so”
      
      “Joe spend many moons on horseback and training with bow and arrow, but Joe also wonder why skyfire rise from mountains every morning, you will explain this to Joe”
      Joe Rogan is like some barbarian Khan from the steppes that took an interest in intellectual things and his show is basically him bringing slightly nervous scholars and magicians to come before him to explain how the world works “glasses man, you explain to Joe why sky big, and how tree grow” but he will also believe almost anything you tell him, and only recently (in the past few years) does he clap back like “Tiny hat man say otherwise, do you lie to Joe? Tiny hat man say fat not bad for you, that sugar is enemy, so which is truth? Joe thinks you are wrong” and people just nervously go “oh-oh ok h-Haha yah I guess so” “Joe spend many moons on horseback and training with bow and sword, but joe also wonder why skyfire rise from mountains every morning, you will explain this to Joe.” 

      HELP I-😭 I DECIDED TO WEAR A PENCIL SKIRT IN SCHOOL AND THE BOYS YELLED “WOW HOURGLASS!” AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF. (I have a mommy voice) AND THEY ALL HAD NOSEBLEEDS😭

        Its the Pencil Skirt copypasta that started from Tiktok and is often spammed in the comment section as a joke.

        HELP I-😭 I DECIDED TO WEAR A PENCIL SKIRT IN SCHOOL AND THE BOYS YELLED "WOW HOURGLASS!" AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF. (I have a mommy voice) AND THEY ALL HAD NOSEBLEEDS😭
        Off topic but I remember these boys kept spying on me (I was wearing a tight maxi dress) and when I started talking (I have a mommy voice lol) there noses started bleeding and they called me mommy </3 

        Spanish version

        AYUDA- 😭 DECIDÍ PONERME UNA FALDA LÁPIZ EN LA ESCUELA Y LOS NIÑOS GRITARON "WOW RELOJ DE ARENA!" Y ME PRESENTÉ. (Tengo mommy voice) Y A TODOS LE SANGRARON LA NARIZ

        CHRISTIAN VEIL

        HELP I-😭 I DECIDED TO WEAR A CHRISTIAN VEIL IN SCHOOL AND THE BOYS YELLED “WOW CHRISTIAN” AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF. (I spread the gospel) AND THEY ALL PRAISED JESUS WITH ME 

        SKIBIDI TOILET

        HELP I- 😭I DECIDED TO WEAR A SKIBIDI TOILET TO SCHOOL AND THE TOILETS YELLED “WOW SKIBIDI!” AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF (I HAVE A SKIBIDI VOICE) AND THEY ALL SANG SKIBIDI TOILET WITH ME. 

        “WOW RHOMBUS”

        HELP -I 😭 I WORE A PENCIL SKIRT TO SCHOOL AND THE BOYS YELLED “WOW RHOMBUS” AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF (I sould like a dying otter) AND THEY ALL HAD EARBLEEDS 

        This is Mavuika ❤️‍🔥Pyro Queen 👸 370 Base Atk 🌩

          This is Mavuika ❤️‍🔥Pyro Queen 👸 370 Base Atk 🌩🤺 250% crit damage 🏋‍♂️ extra 40% crit rate from Codex 🎖Best Pyro on fielder 🌶 Best Pyro off fielder 👹 Buff team damage 🕶 buff more with cinder 🥋 No ICD 🤹‍♀️ exploration God 🏍 can retire Xiangling 👩‍🍳 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

          I’M LITERALLY AQUA

            "The boundary between 'me' and 'Hoshino Aqua' is steadily vanishing."

            Its a parody of the “I’ve become so much like Eren Jaeger it’s scary” copypasta but changed to Aqua from Oshi No Ko.

            I've become so much like Aqua Hoshino, it's scary.
            
            I don't have any friends and talk quietly. I can't connect on an emotional level to anyone and I'm distant even with my own family. When people gather in large groups, I'm the one sitting alone in the corner. I worry about my sister too much and would sacrifice myself for her in a heartbeat.
            
            I have blonde hair, wear blue clothes and sometimes a black hoodie. I can't help but smile whenever I see Kana. She is the light of my world. I am immediately interested in a video when I see it mention Kana.
            
            I'm bad with modern technology, like touchscreens, and say 'cheese' when I'm photographing someone. Sometimes I even stretch my hand up to the sky and say "The boundary between 'me' and 'Hoshino Aqua' is steadily vanishing."

            Dondozo copypasta 常年玩dondozo的人

              Dodonzo

              Best known as the Chinese Dondozo copypasta its actually an insult or hate towards players who play Dondozo in competitive Pokemon.

              常年玩dondozo的人大都目光呆滞,极度自卑,且智商逐年下降,最后完全沦为傻子。玩dondozo会破坏身体结构,引发各种不治之症。人一旦开始玩dondozo就说明这个人的智慧品行样貌通通都是下等,这辈子只能在阴沟里苟延残喘。玩dondozo的玩家具有强烈的反社会倾向,对治安稳定造成破坏危害正常人的生命。

              Translated to EN

              Most people who play dondozo all year round have dull eyes, extremely low self-esteem, and their IQs decrease year by year, and finally become complete fools. Playing dondozo can damage the body structure and cause various incurable diseases. Once a person starts playing dondozo, it means that his intelligence, conduct, and appearance are all inferior, and he can only live in the gutter for the rest of his life. Players who play dondozo have strong anti-social tendencies, causing damage to public security and stability and endangering the lives of normal people.