Having seggs with Himari in her wheelchair must feel so damn amazing. Imagine seeing Himari at night, catching her wheelchair by surprise, turning it around to see her shocked face, only for it to turn into an embarrassed crimson red as she realizes what's about to happen to her. You put your hands on her legs, about to lift them up, only to realize that her body is frail and fragile, and yet so elegant, so charming, so graceful... so alluring... You get frustrated because you want to be rough with her, but you just can't because you don't want to hurt her. You can't help but feel like her heavenly body was made for the sole purpose of teasing you. Unable to bear it anymore, you forcefully lift up her legs and put them over your shoulders, only to hear a short shriek of pain. Realizing what you did, you immediately looked up to apologize to her, praying to the God that Decagrammaton seeks in the hope that she would forgive you. But as you raise your head, what you see is not a face of horror, disappointment, or anguish, but a smile so divine that you thought she was a student belonging to Trinity. Absolutely entranced by her beauty, you struggle as best you can to utter an apology, but you are abruptly stopped by Himari putting her finger on your lips. She then whispers to you, "It's alright, Sensei. Please be rough with me." All your senses dissipate; the only thing remaining is your insatiable lust for Akeboshi Himari. No longer caring if what you're about to do would hurt her anymore, you start to go to town with her like a wild beast about to devour its prey. Everything around you matters no longer, for the name Himari is the only thing that echoes within your mind. However, deep down, you know what you're doing is wrong, and you know you have to stop; your senses are slowly returning, and they're about to slap you awake. Just as you are close to waking up to your senses, the sound of Himari moaning combined with the sound of her wheelchair rocking back and forth created a scenario so lewd it rendered all your senses ineffective. A scenario so lewd that even Hanako couldn't even hope to dream of. You finally let it out inside her some time of passionate love and gazed at the beautiful starry sky above, thinking how lovely they are. But as you look down, you realize that there is already a star in front of you—a star more beautiful, more dazzling, and shine more brilliantly than any you've ever laid eyes upon. It was none other than Akeboshi Himari, the genius bishoujo hacker of Millennium. You move your head close to hers, embarrassed, as if to give her a passionate kiss. A kiss filled with your deepest love for her and her alone. Finally, as your lips depart from hers, you lean close to her ears and whisper your confession, "Himari, I love you." Her face was once again painted crimson. But this time, rather than embarrassment, it was happiness. "I love you as well, Sensei." She said, in response to your confession. A sense of joy rushes through your entire body. Unable to contain it, you give her a tight hug, and Himari gives you a hug in return. When you both finally return to your senses, it is already late at night, and decided you both should go back. But returning together would only raise unnecessary suspicions, so you both bid goodbye and go the opposite way. But before you make a turn, you decide to glance back at Himari, and you see her glancing back at you with a gentle smile on her face. Both are well aware that this glance communicated far more than any words could and that this night will be remembered fondly by both you and Himari.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?!?! Seriously, like what actually damaged your brain to get you to this point. You all sit here on this amazing subreddit, jerking yourselves off to your amazing humor while the world fucking burns around us. Fuck you. You litteraly have no idea how to respond to replies because your brain has shriveled and died in the pursuit of stupid knooks and el vaticano jokes. En passant isn't funny. How have so many people had their sense of humor so destroyed by a semi obscure chess rule to the point that you invent entire new ones just to keep your sick jokes going like a druggie needing another hit. You people have literally no conception of original humor. New response just dropped is your sad pathetic attempt to retake control of a conversation for stupid internet points. Watch this, people are gonna reply to this comment with new response just dropped because it is all you have it is the subs last futile attempt of humor. So please, if you felt the compulsion to do that, kindly take yourself and your fucking pathetic chess jokes straight to hell.
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What the fuck is wrong with you people? Seriously like what actually damaged your brain to get you to this point. You all sit here on this fucking subreddit jerking yourselves off to your own amazing humor as the world fucking burns around us.
Fuck you.
You literally have no idea how to respond to replies because your brain has shriveled up and died in the pursuit of stupid knooks and Il Vaticano jokes.
En passant isn't funny. How have so many people had their sense of humor so destroyed by a semi obscure chess rule to the point that you invent entirely new ones just to keep your sick jokes going like a druggie needing another hit.
You people have literally no conception of original humor.
“New response just dropped” is your sad pathetic attempt to retake control of the conversation for stupid internet points.
Watch this: People are going to reply to this comment with new response just dropped because it is all you have. It is the subs last feudal attempt at humor. So please, if you felt the compulsion to do that, kindly take yourself and your fucking pathetic chess joke straight to hell.
Rules for Kitten
1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm.
2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.
3. Eat at least two meals a each day.
4. Eat one healthy snack each day.
5. No self-harm. -> Come talk to Daddy if you need support!
6. No lying to Daddy. -> 7. Respect Daddy. <-
7. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.
8. You must compliment yourself at least once per day.
9. Don't let other boys (or girls) lust after you - you belong to Daddy!
10. No drinking without permission.
11. No Drugs.
12. No eating after 8 pm. -> 14. You may not please yourself outside of playtime with daddy. «-Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules. Kitten may not. Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.
❤️ Rules for discord Kitten: ❤️
1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm.
2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.
3. Eat at least TWO meals a day.
4. Eat one healthy snack each day.
5. No self-harm.
Come talk to Daddy if you need support!
6. No lying to Daddy.
7. Respect Daddy
8. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.
9. You must compliment yourself at least once per day.
10. Do not let other boys (or girls) lust after you --- You BELONG to Daddy!!!
11. No drinking without permission.
12. No drugs.
13. No eating after 8 pm.
14. You may not please yourself out side of playtime with daddy. <<
Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules, Kitten may not.
Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.
Once upon a time in the magical land of Teyvat, there was a young girl named Noelle. She was a hardworking maid of Mondstadt, a bustling city known for its windmills and freedom. Noelle had a dream: she wanted to become a Knight of Favonius, the proud defenders of Mondstadt. There was just one "small" detail that set her apart from everyone else - her extraordinarily large penis.
Noelle's cock was a thing of legend. It was so grand and prominent that people couldn't help but stare at it. Yet, Noelle's determination to become a knight never wavered. She believed that her schlong, much like her heart, was simply meant to be big.
One day, as Noelle was sweeping the floors of the Knights of Favonius headquarters, she overheard a conversation between two knights. They were discussing a dangerous mission to clear a nearby monster-infested cave. The mission was perilous, and the knights were hesitant to take it on.
Noelle's heart raced with excitement. She knew this was her chance to prove herself. She approached the knights and volunteered for the mission.
The knights looked at each other, then back at Noelle. "You?" one of them said, stifling a laugh. "With that huge penis of yours swinging about, you'll scare away the monsters before you even get near them!"
Undeterred, Noelle insisted, "I am strong, and I am brave. I will complete this mission and prove that I am worthy of becoming a Knight of Favonius."
The knights, impressed by her determination, reluctantly agreed to let her join them. Together, they set off to the monster-infested cave.
As they journeyed through the treacherous terrain, Noelle's cock proved to be an unexpected advantage. Its size allowed her to woo many hilichurls, as they loved seeing it wildly flail about whenever she ran. Her charismatic member allowed the team to navigate safely on the perilous land.
When they finally reached the cave, they found it teeming with ferocious monsters. Noelle took a deep breath, mustered all her courage, and charged into battle. Her penis became a beacon of hope, inspiring both fear and awe in her enemies.
The knights fought valiantly alongside Noelle, their teamwork unstoppable. With each swing of her mighty claymore and meaty cock, Noelle crushed the monsters, clearing the cave and completing the mission.
Upon their return to Mondstadt, the news of Noelle's heroics spread like wildfire. The people of the city, who once mocked her for her massive schlong, began to see her in a new light. They celebrated her accomplishments and recognized the great potential within her.
The Knights of Favonius, moved by Noelle's unwavering determination and courage, finally accepted her as one of their own. Noelle's dream of becoming a knight had come true, and her large cock had played a significant role in her success.
From that day forward, Noelle proudly wore her knight's armor and fought for the safety and freedom of Mondstadt. Her grand penis had become a symbol of her strength, and her story inspired countless others to embrace their unique qualities, proving that even the most unlikely heroes can achieve greatness.
