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I masturbated for 12 hours

    I masterbated for 12 hours
    
    This is weird and I can't tell anyone irl but I have to tell someone.... I masterbated for 12 hours today to find out the effects so you don't have to!
    
    First of all I prepared 3, 32 ounce water bottles, and had a meal of one cup steamed rice and 1 cup mixed vegetables ( peas, carrots and green beans ) with about 1 tablespoon of soy sauce. I also took a basic daily all in one vitamin.
    
    I began by assembling a random collection of different porn clips, porn games and full length movies.
    
    Breakdown:
    
    Full length movies took too long to get to the point. The story "deadspots" made the little soldier begin losing interest so I switched to the next option in the run, for science.
    
    Porn games worked very well for maintaining the heat of the moment, until they didn't. It turns out there are a lot of porn games that are unfinished, and generally run out of content before they reach the point of porn game, rather than the initial date simulation, as well as mini games causing use of two hands that removes your work hand. Also took a while to get up to speed.
    
    Next I moved on to porn clips, which I will day is the holy grail of porn. Short, straight to the point and you can fire off rapid fire clips of things that excite you, reducing "downtime".
    
    Porn movie downtime: 30%
    
    Porn game downtime: 45% ( Still maintained interactivity. )
    
    Porn clips: 2% downtime ( I could see this as easily being the most addictive form of adult media. )
    
    The first 8 hours seemed to fly by with regular breaks for water.
    
    After the initial 8 hours things became interesting, even with regular drink intervals I began having a constant dry mouth, along with that morning breath taste.
    
    Around hour 10 I began developing a headache, along with some eye floaters, likely body not being able to deliver the standard amount of oxygen due to diversion of blood flow to the member.
    
    Hour 11 I increased my water intake, seemed to help a tiny bit but symptoms were persistent until the end. Eye floaters also increased by 100% by the alarm end.
    
    The orgasm that followed the alarm was by and far one of the most extreme I've ever had, coming in at a close 2nd to when having real sex with my wife.
    
    Final notes: the "ploom" of skin below the tip of my penis ( circumcised. ) is slightly swollen, but not dangerously. Arm feels fine, I thought it would be a lot more sore. It took about an hour after completion for my mouth to go back to regular moisture levels. Heart rate was pretty much back to normal within 15 minutes of completion. Headache is now minimal without need of medication.
    
    No immediate health issues have announced themselves. ( this would be different from user to user, due to health issues and whatnot. )
    
    Overall takeaway, it was a fun experiment, that I would not be interested in trying again. Lol.
    
    Tldr; masterbated for 12 hours, tried movies/games/clips, walked away with a minor headache and prefer porn clips to any other media form for constant involvement.

    Is it Woodan or Wooden? -Jerma

      The clip where Jerma says it
      Wooden. Is it wooDAN or wooDEN, is it wooDAN or wooDEN? WooDEN or wooDAN? WooDEN or wooDAN? WooDAN or wooDEN? WooDEN? WooDEN? It's wooDEN? WooDEN? WooDEN! Is it wooDAN or wooDEN? Which one is it I think it's wooDEN. WooDEN? Is it a wooden salad bowl? Yep.

      (G)I-DLE – Queencard

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        Nykypäivän homot

          Minkä ihmeen vuoksi nykypäivän homot ovat kaikki jotain animeluusereita jotka eivät uskalla perkele mennä edes ulos muiden ihmisten ilmoille? Katsellaan saatana jotain uguu-söpöilypiirrettyjä yksin kotona ja tilataan kiinasta tyttöjen vaatteita ja pukeudutaan niihin ja postaillaan kuvia internettiin huomion toiveessa saatesanoilla "Tahtoisin vain että joku koskettelisi pyllyreikääni hellästi ;_;", jonka jälkeen itketään itsensä uneen animetyttövaatteet päällä ketunhäntätappi perseessä.
          
          Missä on kaikki VANHAN KUNNON NAHKAHOMOT? Viiksekkäitä Tom of Finland machomiehiä nahkavaatteissa ja itsevarmuus huokuu saatana aina Lappeenrannasta Vantaalle asti.
          
          HOMOILU ON MIESTEN HOMMAA!! Ei ollenkaan tuollaisille pelokkaille tyttöjen vaatteisiin pukeutuville hiirulaisille. Muistakaa se! 

          Open English translation

          For what reason are modern gay people always some weeb losers who cant even bring themselves to go outside amongst other people. They fucking watch some UwU cutie cartoons alone at home and order girls clothing from china that they dress in and post pictures of themselves to internet craving attention with the words "I would just want someone to finger my butthole gently ;-;", after which they cry themselves to sleep while wearing a maid outfit and having a fox tail buttplug inside their anus. WHERE ARE THE GOOD OLD LEATHER HOMOSEXUALS? Hairy Tom of Finland machomen with moustaches wearing leather outfits while their self confidence radiates from Lappeenranta all the way to Vantaa. BEING GAY IS FOR MEN!!! Not for those fearful girl clothes wearing little mice.
          Remember this!

          Porn Addiction and it’s consequences, by Theodore John Kaczynski

            Porn Addiction and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the “sexual freeness” of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to degeneracy and loneliness, and led to widespread psychological suffering and have inflicted severe damage on growing human minds. The continued spread of Porn Addiction will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater degeneracy’s and inflict greater damage on growing human minds, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering and loneliness even in “advanced” countries.

            Ice cream so good

              Pinkydoll doing the NPC meme on Tiktok
              Slurp, slurp. Cells. Yes, yes, yes, ice cream so good. Cells. Thank you, Lopez. Interlinked. Gang, gang. Interlinked. Slay, haha. Interlinked.
              slurp slurp. interlinked. yes yes yes ice cream so good. interlinked. thank you lopez. interlinked. gang gang. interlinked. slay haha. interlinked.
              Lick 👅😛
              
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              Balloon 🎈👋
              
              Pop Pop Pop Pop 🍾🎉
              
              Gang Gang 🤟🤘
              
              Grrrr-rrrr-rrr-ragh 🐶🐺
              
              Thank You Lopez 🇲🇽💁🏽‍♂️
              
              Thank You Blake 🇺🇸🙋🏻‍♂️
              
              Thank You I Don’t Know⁉️🤷‍♀️
              
              Slay 💅👸