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The year is 2040 in Honkai Star Rail

    Every enemy now has over ten billion hp and one shots every character on field.
    
    Acheron, Firefly and Feixiao have been dropped to T-76. Reports have it that Firefly has taken to the selling SAM barbecued gyros on the streets of Penacony to make ends meet after getting dropped so hard. Acheron's whereabouts are unknown.
    
    With the release of the 5* Harmony, John Honkai, an expy from HI3 who the fans can't stop spoiling the story of, Jing Yuan has yet again reached top tier, hitting T(โˆš-1) and he has since escaped the game to torment our reality. Pitch Dark Hook the Great is also T(โˆš-1). No one is sure why.
    
    The most recent relic set has the following description:
    
    2 Pieces: If character is named (newest 5* character), make them viable. If not, do nothing.
    
    4 Pieces: If character is named (newest 5* character), make them instantly clear 36* MoC, do your dishes and kiss you into bed. If not, banish them from this wretched world.
    
    Humanity has fallen. Due to global warming and Jing Yuan personally massacring 90% of humanity after seeing all the Yanqing slander on the internet, the remnants of humanity now rally in great sea-faring ships, waging endless war for resources like Stellar Jades and relics with double crit rolls.
    
    Of the ships, the largest is the RatUrine, comprised of the inhabitants of the Yaoi nation. It is closely followed by TopUrine. There likely exist other non-Urine related ships, of the old yuri and yaoi nations (and possibly the mythical allegedly existent straight nation), but they have fallen to irrelevance...
    
    ...with the exception of the self insert armada, a collection of infinite ships that need neither foundation nor proof to exist. All they require is sheer willpower. Without love, it cannot be seen. With love, we are omnipotent. Were it not for constant infighting between the Stelle and Caelus factions, they would have long dwarfed the Urine ships.
    
    Hoyoverse has now become a true universe. But their words were lies. The otaku did not save the world. They destroyed it.
    
    The Bronya now controls all of humanity's resources. It is unknown what she does with them. Some suspect she uses them to continue investing in the worst gameplay design possible so that one day, she can advance power creep such that new units are T5 at launch.
    
    Then, perhaps, mankind will move fast enough to escape light.
    
    ...Screwllum still hasn't released.
    
    Fin.

    CEO of United Healthcare

      The CEO ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿ’ผof ๐Ÿ†UNITED HEALTHCUCK ๐Ÿ†has been ๐Ÿ’ฆJERKED OFF TO COMPLETION (if you know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜) Please join me in sharing our sincere ๐Ÿ†COCKDOLANCES ๐Ÿ˜ฑfor the LONG and HARD ๐Ÿซฆlife had by the man ๐Ÿ‘จ who SUCKED US DRY ๐Ÿ‘…and MADE US CRY ๐Ÿ˜ญwith his ๐Ÿ’ฆORGASM COVERAGE DENIAL๐ŸงŽWe are all DRIPPING WET ๐Ÿ’ฆand MOIST TO THE TOUCH ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ฉwith tears ๐Ÿ˜ขand cum ๐Ÿ†at this TRADICKTY of a man whoโ€™s sole purpose in life was to ๐ŸคธBEND US OVER ๐Ÿ‘…and FUCK THE PUBLIC RAW ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ† Better hope your ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸซฆCUM DOCTOR๐Ÿ’ฆ is in NUTWORK ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธso you can meet your๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ† DICKDUCTIBLE and get the CARE๐Ÿ™ you desperately need ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ
      โ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฑCALLING โ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฑALL MY DEDUCTIBLE ๐Ÿ“„DADDIES ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ† AND PREMIUMโฌ†๏ธ PRINCESSES ๐Ÿ‘ธ ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’ฆ THE CEO๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ OF UNITED HEALTHCARE๐Ÿฅ JUST EXPIRED โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ AND WE BOUTTA FILE A CLAIM ๐ŸคON THIS CAMPY COFFIN โšฐ๏ธ๐ŸชฆCUTIE ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซโšฐ๏ธโœจ SHOUTOUT TO ALL MY COPAY ๐Ÿค‘CUTTHROATS ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿฉธ WHO STAY DENYINGโœ‹ ๐Ÿ›‘THE SYSTEM AND WORKINโ€™ ๐Ÿ’ชTHE GAG ORDER ๐Ÿซฆ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ฏ TODAYโ€™S THE DAY๐Ÿ™Œโ˜€๏ธ WE SNATCH THIS FUNERAL โšฐ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธFANTASY ๐Ÿ‘ โ˜ ๏ธ AND SERVE IT WITH A SIDE ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธOF UNIVERSAL๐ŸŒŽ HEALTHCARE ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸฉบNO NETWORK RESTRICTIONS ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ, NO PRE-AUTHORIZATION ๐Ÿ›‘๐Ÿ”ฅ SEND THIS TO 10 OF YOUR NETWORK ๐ŸฅNANCIES ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ’• OR SAY BYE-BYE TO THAT POLICY PAYOUT ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’” IF YOU GET 5 BACK, YOUโ€™RE A CERTIFIED CLAIMS QUEEN ๐Ÿ‘‘โœจ AND IF YOU GET 10 BACK ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ WE ALL GETTING THAT ๐ŸซตSINGLE-PAYER PUSS ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ #ClaimsDenied #SystemApproved 

      CAN YOU GUYS NOT READ?!

        The infamous CAN YOU GUYS NOT READ?!I KNOW EEVEE SUCKS ASS.
I KNOW ABSOL SUCKS ASS. copypasta

        It came from a post on the Competitive Pokemon subreddit r/stunfisk where OP unironically complained that people are advising him to change his Pokemon species when he specifically told them not to. It didn’t help that his team was simply not viable competitively and he was unwilling to accept criticism.

        Upon further digging, users discovered that OP consumes a lot of Pokemon porn and does erotic roleplay (ERP) of said species in his team composition. This made him an instant meme in the stunfisk community.

        I KNOW EEVEE SUCKS ASS.
        
        I KNOW ABSOL SUCKS ASS.
        
        I KNOW USING THEM PUTS ME AT A HUGE DISADVANTAGE FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER.
        
        I KNOW REFUSING TO USE RESTRICTED LEGENDARIES PUTS ME AT A HUGE DISADVANTAGE FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER.
        
        WHEN I MAKE POSTS THAT CLEARLY STATE:
        I WILL NOT BE CHANGING THE SPECIES.
        
        AND
        I MIGHT CHANGE DRAGAPULT. AND ONLY DRAGAPULT.
        
        THAT DOES NOT MEAN I AM NOT WILLING TO TAKE ADVICE AND CRITICISM, JUST BECAUSE I GET PISSED AT PEOPLE WHO INSIST ON THINGS THAT THEY KNOW I KNOW.
        
        I KNOW MY TEAM SUCKS ASS. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO EQUIP THEM WITH TO MAKE THEM SUCK THE LEAST AMOUNT OF ASS.
        
        SAY IT WITH ME NOW:
        NATURES
        EVS
        IVS
        MOVES
        ABILITIES
        HELD ITEMS
        OR EVEN JUST THE ROLES THEY SHOULD PLAY
        OR STRATEGIES ON HOW TO USE THEM
        
        I WILL ACCEPT ADVICE ON LITERALLY ANYTHING EXCEPT THE SPECIES OF MY TEAM MEMBERS.
        
        IT'S NOT HARD TO WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND.

        Doretta’s head is the ultimate litmus test for whether a dwarf is capable of self-governing

          Created by u/vanilla_disco, its based on the original 4chan classic ‘Shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test‘ but changed to Dorreta from Deep Rock Galactic.

          Doretta's head is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.
          
          To return Doretta's head is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the head is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return the head. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon Doretta's head. Therefore Doretta's head presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the head, no one will fine you or otherwise punish you for not returning the head. You will gain nothing by returning the head. You must return Doretta's head out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return it because it is the right thing to do - because it is correct.
          
          A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.
          
          Doretta's head is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society. 
          Doretta's head is the ultimate litmus test for whether a dwarf is capable of self-governing. To return Doretta's head is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return Doretta's head is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a dwarf is not able to return the head. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon Doretta's head. Therefore Doretta's head presents itself as the apex example of whether a dwarf will do what is right without being forced to do it. 

          Happy Spotify Wrapped

            ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธLISTEN UP๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿšจyou ๐ŸŽถmusic๐ŸŽตSLUTS๐Ÿ’‹ it's time to ๐Ÿ“ฑSpotify UNwrap๐Ÿ˜œ those ๐Ÿ†DICKS and get ๐ŸฅฉRAW DOGGING๐Ÿ’ฆ Today's the day to do some ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ˜Žhead banging, ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ†GIVE HEAD and GET BANGING ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ŒDo you ๐ŸŽงlisten to hard rock๐ŸŽธ? Or do you ๐Ÿ‘…slurp some ๐ŸชจHARD COCK๐Ÿ˜ฉ Find out who ๐Ÿ”TOPPED your๐Ÿฅ‡charts๐Ÿ“ˆ this year and ๐Ÿ’ฆCUM๐Ÿซฆ out on ๐Ÿ”TOP of DADDY'S๐Ÿฅต charts with the๐Ÿ‘‚sound ๐Ÿ”Š of that ๐Ÿ’งWET ๐Ÿ‘ASS PUSSY ๐ŸŽคBust a rhyme๐Ÿ’ฅBUST A NUT๐ŸŒฐ and let it๐ŸšฐSTREAM๐Ÿ˜œ out of that ๐Ÿ‘„CUNT๐Ÿ‘… Make a ๐Ÿ“ฒplaylist of your โค๏ธfavorite ๐ŸŒญDONGS๐Ÿ† to end 2023๐Ÿฅณ Share this with 5๏ธโƒฃ THOTS who love ๐Ÿ‘CLAP๐Ÿ‘CLAP๐Ÿ‘CLAPing๐Ÿ‘ that ๐Ÿ‘ASS to their #๏ธโƒฃ1๏ธโƒฃ song๐Ÿฅ‡ Cbat๐Ÿ˜
            ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’šHappy Spotify Wrapped Day๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป my sonic sluts ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”Š Whether you want to be safe ๐Ÿ‘ท and keep that dick ๐Ÿ† wrapped ๐ŸŽ or show your freaky ๐Ÿคช side and record it ๐ŸŽฅRAWDIO ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐ŸŽ™ today is for ALL muDICK ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ† lovers ๐Ÿคค Did you Indie ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐ŸŽคPop ๐Ÿพ your cherry ๐Ÿ’ this year or have you always been more into ๐ŸŽผ๐ŸŽน WHOREchestral ๐ŸŽบ๐ŸŽป music? When youโ€™re alone ๐Ÿšถ you may like Lo-Fi Beating ๐ŸฅŠ๐ŸŽต๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŽต your meat ๐Ÿฅฉ or playing with your CUNTry ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿค  Find a friend ๐Ÿ‘ฏ and relax ๐Ÿ’†โ€โ™€๏ธto some R&BJs ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜‹ Have a party ๐ŸŽ‰ and blast some Erotic ๐Ÿ‘„ Dance Music โšก๏ธโšก๏ธโšก๏ธ and let everyone hear ๐Ÿง๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธyour EMOANS ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ—ฃ Donโ€™t forget to show the world ๐ŸŒŽ which artists ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐ŸŽจ youโ€™ve been riding ๐Ÿ‡ hard and long ๐Ÿคค for all year ๐Ÿฅต If you send this to 5๏ธโƒฃ other lusty listeners ๐ŸŽง๐Ÿ’ƒyour favorite artist ๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽทwill sing ๐ŸŽค into your tight juicy lips ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š If you donโ€™t get any back youโ€™ll be Apple ๐ŸŽ MuSICK ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข for the rest of the year ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
            The day has finally CUM ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆHappy Sluttify Wrapped ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽตall you musicHOLE ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œbitches!! ๐Ÿ’… ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’…Make sure you open up that app ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ˜ซbefore you open your legs tonight๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ‘…theyโ€™ve got a BIG ๐Ÿฅด package๐Ÿ“ฆ for you to unwrap ๐Ÿ’ฆ have fun finding out your top artists ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅas you get ๐Ÿ”TOPPED๐Ÿ” by that big fat dick ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† and make sure u share to ur instaGAYm ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ story so everyone knows how big of a ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘WHORE ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ for spotify you really are ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜spread this message (like u do with ur cheeks๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘…) to at least ๐Ÿ”ฅ69๐Ÿ”ฅ of your scissor โœ‚๏ธ sisters ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’…or everyone will know u use ASSHOLE ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ“ฑmusic
            ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽถ IT'S THAT TIME โฐ๐Ÿ”Š OF THE YEAR ๐Ÿ˜ AGAIN for SPOTIFY WRAPPED DICK ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽค DECEMBER ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿ˜ˆ Time to get your FREAK ON ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ and find out just how many ๐ŸŽต BANGERS ๐Ÿ‘ you banged this year ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’ฆ! Did you listen to that ONE HOT TRACK ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿˆ while getting your ๐Ÿ‘ pounded or was it the perfect ๐ŸŽง FINGERING song ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘† for those naughty nights? ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ฆ It's all about those CUMback hits ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’ฆ and Spotify's ready to SPANK ๐Ÿ’… your playlists ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ“‚ like the naughty naughty boy ๐Ÿ‘ฆ you are! Tag your friends ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ญ with the HOTTEST tracks ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ they want to show off because nobodyโ€™s escaping the DICKtastic MUZAK this year ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ! Letโ€™s END THIS YEAR ๐Ÿ”š with a BANG ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฆ and the FREAKIEST tunes that MAKE you MOAN like never before ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ’–! Swipe ๐Ÿ‘‰ for CLASSIC COCK JAMS ๐ŸŽต๐Ÿ† and start SHARING the LOUD and PROUD ๐ŸŽถ CUM-bos youโ€™ve been FEASTING on all year ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’–!
            ๐Ÿšจ OH YEAH ๐Ÿšจ ITS THAT ๐Ÿ• TIME OF YEAR ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ AGAIN U ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿฅต SEXY SPICY๐ŸŒถ๏ธ SPOTI-HOES ๐Ÿ‘ฏ! ITS ๐ŸŽถ SPOTIFY ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽ WRAPPED DAY ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ MORE LIKE GET UR ๐Ÿคค SPOTI-FUCK ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ŒON! ITS TIME TO SIT๐Ÿช‘๐Ÿ”™ BACK AND ๐ŸŽ€ UNWRAP ๐ŸŒฏTHAT ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ SPOTI-POLE ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ TO STICK โœŠ IN THAT ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ SPOTI-HOLE ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘ WHILE U ๐Ÿซต STREAM UR ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ” TOP ARTIST ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽจ OR GET UR ๐Ÿ˜ฒ HUGE VEINY ๐Ÿคค COCK๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ† SUCKED ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿซฆ LISTENING TO UR โฌ‡๏ธ BOTTOM โฌ‡๏ธ ARTIST! SO IF UR A ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜ LITTLE PIGGY ๐Ÿท BITCH ๐Ÿท U NEED TO ๐Ÿ› SLIDE IN THE ๐ŸŽต BEATS AND SLIDE ๐Ÿ› IN THEM CHEEKS ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘! BLAST ๐Ÿ’ฅ THEM ๐ŸŽง JAMS LIKE WHILE ๐Ÿซต ๐Ÿซต U BLAST THEM ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ LOADS ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ INTO THAT BUSSY ๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฑ! SPOTIFY ๐ŸŽ€ WRAPPED IT ๐Ÿ†™ SO U DONT ๐Ÿšซ HAVE TO! SEND๐Ÿ“ฑTHIS TO UR ๐Ÿ”Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ SLUTTIEST ๐Ÿฅต THOTTIEST ๐Ÿ˜ SPOTIFY๐ŸŽตFRIENDSโฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฏ OR U'LL BE ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ซ MOANING WITHOUT โ›”โš ๏ธ๐ŸŽถ MUSIC FOR ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ˆ 69 DAYS! ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿšจ 

            GivingTuesday

              HEY ๐Ÿ‘‹ SISTERS ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŒˆโ€ผ๏ธ Know ๐Ÿค” what day ๐Ÿ—“ it is today? ๐Ÿ“ It's the second โœŒ๏ธ day of the ๐Ÿ’ผ ๐Ÿ’… WERK๐ŸŒˆ week following ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฆƒ Thanksgiving... โœจ๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’…IT'S GIVING... TUESDAY๐Ÿ’…๐ŸŒˆโœจ๏ธ Today is all about ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ตGENEROSITY ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ†โ€ผ๏ธ With your charitable ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ตCUMtributions๐Ÿ’ฆ you can show ๐Ÿ‘‰ your ๐Ÿ’ต appreciation ๐Ÿ“ˆ for the ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ DIVAS ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ who are ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’ƒSERVING ๐Ÿ’…๐ŸŒˆ our community ๐ŸŒ† and our world ๐ŸŒŽ every day. TODAY is the ๐ŸคคBIGGEST๐Ÿ†โ€ผ๏ธ fundraising day of the โ„๏ธ seasonโ›„๏ธ so help the ORG(ie)s ๐Ÿ’ฆ you care about ๐ŸŒฑGROW๐Ÿ’ฆ