I met this girl at a bar and we went back to my place. We were both pretty drunk and horny, and she asked if I wanted to fuck. I obviously said yes, and I couldn’t wait to try her big fat cock, but when I pulled down her panties, there was nothing there! It was just a squishy wet hole. I asked her where her schlong was, and she told me “Girls don’t have schlongs!” I was so fucking confused. Please help me!
Today while astral projecting I summoned Dagoth Ur to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.
He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.
I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.
Please be safe everyone. Dagoth Ur is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.The original ‘Do NOT face alone when Astral projecting’ was about Allah and first posted on Reddit’s r/BewitchTheTaliban and then reposted to popularity on the r/copypasta here. This was during the height of Valorant’s popularity where its newest agent Astra has the ability to go into Astral form and Covid so naturally a lot of people were online and adopted the meme.
Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler,
You're so skibidi,
You're so fanum tax,
I just wanna be your sigmaSticking out your gyat for the rizzler, You're so skibidi, You're so fanum tax, I just wanna be your sigma
Fanum tax is basically paying food tax if you bring food into someone’s house. The word ‘Fanum’ came from a twitch streamer called Fanum and he does this bit where he’ll take a bite out of his friends food and called it paying the Fanum tax. Here’s a compilation of every instance of Fanum Tax with Kai Cenat!
>Be me
>Be 16
>New school, introduced to class
>Meet guy who is an asshole, let's call him Shitgut >Shitgut tries to start bullying me
>Be alpha and resist
>Don't make many friends, don't need them
>Notice Shitgut bullies other kids
>Decide to fuck him up
>Figure where his locker is
>Wait until school is over, follow him home from a safe distance, unseen >Mark down where he lives, GTFO
>Find out he does hockey, figure out where his ice rink is, and what time he trains >Spend six months practically stalking that fuck, making sure I don't get caught
>Map out where he is at any time, at all times
>Then proceed to phase two, buy a pineapple
>On a day I get off school earlier than he does, bike to his house and leave the pineapple at the door >His parents ain't home for hours, seen by nobody
>He tells people about the pineapple tomorrow, nobody cares
>Two weeks later, sneak a pineapple at the ice rink, in the men's dressing room
>People think he's making it up
>Start buying a pineapple on a regular basis, always have it ready when opportunity strikes
>Hallway empty, pick his locker and leave a pineapple
>His motorbike is unwatched, leave a pineapple
>He doesn't mention the pineapples to anyone anymore
>Figure out where they keep his home's spare key
>Skip school, sneak into his home while his parents work
>Leave a pineapple on his bed
>Hear he's failing classes
>His parents put up a security camera, I figure the blind spot and dodge that shit >Send him a fucking pineapple for christmas through the mail from a fake address >He doesn't show up to school every day anymore
>Don't even think about why I do it anymore, it's just for shits and giggles now >Bombard that fuck with random pineapples every few weeks for two fucking years >School year ends, finish school
>Go to college like a boss
>Come back home for the holidays
>Hear someone from my old school had had a panic attack at the grocery store >It's Shitgut.
>Someone had left a fucking pineapple on the beer shelf
I bet your dad is so disappointed. Who wants to raise a man who plays with Madrid? Do you always take the lazy way? Do you work at target and work and go to the local community college? I bet he asks you how that degree is coming like 3 times a month. It’s always the same though isn’t it. That tinge of shame, then a small outburst. “I’m working on it dad, and my app is gonna take off”. But there is no app, is there. There’s no hope. Just loneliness.
Taking aggro from a newer player trying to learn a fight in a normal duty, not once, but twice, was not only rude, but also disgusting. As a mentor, you should know better. Take the crown off or have some respect for those wanting to learn.