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I’ve searched your name up in the Navy SEAL database

    Did you just think that you could fucking fool me with that comment of yours? I’ve searched your name up in the Navy SEAL database and you have never even graduated BUD/S, hell, even served in the Armed Forces. If you were actually a Navy SEAL, then you actually know how to spell guerrilla, you fucking moron. And you say you are the top sniper in the entire US Armed Forces and have over 300 confirmed kills. If that were true, then why the fuck is Chris Kyle a household name and you aren’t? And plus he only had 160 kills. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. Plus why the fuck would you say you have a secret network of spies yet you just revealed that you had your secret network of spies? Are you a fucking idiot? If you can kill someone seven-hundred different ways, then list them all, I bet you can’t even come up with seven. And if you had access to the entire US Marine Corps arsenal, then why the fuck did you just say you were in the Navy SEALs earlier? If only you could have done your research prior to posting your little “clever” comment, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you goddamn idiot.

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    PROVE YOU ARE A SEAL!!

      PROVE YOU ARE A SEAL!! I CALL BULLSHIT ON YOU! 300 CONFIRMED KILLS? BULLSHIT! You WILL be investigated for Stolen Valor as of this morning. You just committed a Major FELONY by making threats of violence against Civilians utilizing US Navy weapons! I have exposed 100+ POS like you trying to ride OUR accomplishments on the Battle Field. You have my word as a US Army, 101st. Airborne Ranger/Veteran, your ass is now mine, little lying bitch boy!!!!!!! Your STUPID ASS is going down FAST.

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      Timeline: What If It Rained Semen

        Before 5 Years - Having Superpowers: You are the only person in the world with real superpowers
        
        Before 5 Years - Hidden Power: You are much more powerful than you think and you have hidden powers
        
        Before 30 minutes - Training Session: You are in a training session practicing with your powers
        
        Before 15 minutes - Trying to cause a rain: You try to cause a small rain to give water to the most needy
        
        Before 10 minutes - Something goes wrong: Your hidden powers reveal themselves and cause something to go wrong
        
        Starts at 0 seconds - Raining semen: Suddenly it starts to rain semen all over the world
        
        After 5 seconds - White Rain: We will begin to see drops of white color falling from the sky
        
        After 10 seconds - Viscous texture: Semen commonly has a slimy texture and so will the rain
        
        After 20 seconds - Birds falling: The weaker birds will not be able to fly due to the slimy texture that is falling on them
        
        After 35 seconds - Confused people: Once the semen reaches the ground, people will not know what it is
        
        After 50 seconds - Chlorine smell: Sperm has ammonia and other alkaloids that odor like some cleaning goods
        
        After 55 seconds - Very dirty people: Imagine having semen with a very slimy texture all over your body, that's disgusting!
        
        After 1 minute - People realizing: Seeing the texture of the rain, the color and the smell, many people will realize
        
        After 1 minute - Disgusted people: Everyone will be very disgusted and will seek refuge
        
        After 5 minutes - Dizzy people: The smell of the environment will make some people start to feel dizzy
        
        After 15 minutes - Increased temperatures: Semen is warm, which will increase the temperature of the environment
        
        After 30 minutes - All Fires Stop: Semen helps put out fires more than water
        
        After 1 hour - People vomiting: The smell of the environment will be so strong that many people will start vomiting
        
        After 2 hours - Semen floods: The semen texture will be more watery and cause flooding
        
        After 3 hours - Difficulty breathing: The smell will be so strong that many people will find it hard to breathe
        
        After 4 hours - Good for plants: Since most of the semen is water, it will be good for the plants
        
        After 5 hours - Drowning people: It will have rained for so many hours that the floods will have caused drowning
        
        After 5 hours - People Fainting: The weakest people will faint from the intense smell of the environment
        
        After 6 hours - Rain Stops: Finally after six long hours it will have stop raining
        
        After 6 hours - 1021 sperms released: For every milliliter of semen there are 50 million sperm, and billions of litres will have rained
        
        After 7 hours - Semen Rivers: Much of the semen will end up flowing into the rivers
        
        After 7 hours - Start cleaning: We will start cleaning the streets of all the semen that rained
        
        After 8 hours - People wearing masks: People will wear masks so as not to smell the unpleasant smell of the semen
        
        After 10 hours - Insects everywhere: Semen contains fructose and that will attract insects
        
        After 12 hours - Pregnant women: Many women who were drowning in semen and survived will get pregnant
        
        After 16 hours - Semen beaches: Semen of the rivers will reach the beaches and lakes
        
        After 1 day - Billions of fish die: Large of amounts of semen in the water will cause the fish to die
        
        After 3 days - Back to normal: Fortunately, semen will be easy to clean because it will turn to water over time
        
        After 10 days - Never using powers again: After what's happened, you'll never use your superpowers again
        
        After 50 years - Remembered forever: This rain will forever be remembered in the history books
        
        Semen is almost as safe as water and we shouldn't be disgusted.

        Emu Otori

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⢠⡇⠀⢻⣷⡀⠀⠸⢦⠀⠈⠳⣄⠀⠹⣷⣄⠀⠀⠈⠳⣄⠀⠀⠉⠳⣯⣟⣿⣿⣞⢢⣍⠿⢷⣯⣿⣿⣿⣟⣶⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⢿⣟⡷⣿⣿⣼⡿⣟⠿⣫⢳⢭⡞⣭⠻⣔⣻⣿⣿⣽⡷⢯⣽⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⣿⣟⡶⣏⣷⣿⣟⣯⡿⣯⣟⣯⣿⡽⣯⣿⣞⣿⣳⣿ ⠀⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡅⢸⣇⠀⣀⢉⣷⡄⠀⠈⢷⣀⣀⣈⣳⣄⣈⢾⡳⣄⡀⠀⠈⠳⣄⠀⠀⠈⠻⣾⡿⣿⣎⡴⣋⣎⡗⢯⢷⣿⣿⣾⡼⢏⡿⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⡟⣯⡹⠼⣥⢻⡱⣏⠾⣜⢧⣛⣴⣿⣿⡷⢯⣽⣿⣿⣿⣻⣞⣯⣿⣿⣯⢿⣽⣿⣻⢾⣯⣟⣷⢿⣽⣞⣿⣽⡾⣽⣾⣻⢾ ⠀⠀⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠸⠋⠉⠉⠉⠉⠙⢦⡀⠈⢻⣍⣀⣀⣀⣀⡈⠙⠮⣷⣦⡀⠀⠈⠳⣄⠀⠀⢈⠹⢿⣿⣶⡱⢮⡜⣏⡞⡼⣹⢟⣿⣿⣳⣏⣞⢞⡻⣟⡶⣶⢶⡾⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣭⣓⣎⢳⣣⣝⢮⣓⢮⣾⣿⡿⣫⣽⣿⣿⣿⣻⣞⣷⢿⣽⣻⣿⣟⣿⢿⣳⣿⣻⡾⣽⡾⣟⣷⣻⣾⣳⢿⣻⣾⡽⣿ ⠀⠀⡁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠀⣸⡶⠛⠛⠛⠓⠛⠺⠿⠦⣄⠈⠻⢭⡉⠙⠛⢷⣄⠀⠉⠙⢶⣤⣀⠈⠳⢤⣀⠀⠢⠙⠿⣿⣞⡼⡱⢞⡵⣋⠾⡼⣍⡟⡿⣾⢭⡻⣼⡹⣎⡷⣹⢎⡷⣿⡟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣭⣶⣽⣾⢿⣹⢾⣿⠛⠙⣿⣷⢯⣿⢾⣯⣟⣿⣿⣽⡾⣟⡿⣞⣷⢿⣯⣟⣯⣟⣷⢯⣟⣿⣳⣯⣿⣽ ⠀⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡇⠀⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠶⠦⣄⠀⠠⠀⠨⡟⢦⡀⠀⠹⣍⠛⠲⣤⣉⡳⣦⣌⡉⡔⡛⠿⣷⣫⡼⣍⢷⡹⣎⡽⡳⣝⢮⡳⢧⡻⣜⡳⣝⣮⢳⣹⣏⠜⣻⣿⢽⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠟⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⡋⠀⠐⠀⠈⢿⣿⣯⢿⡾⣽⣾⣿⣯⣟⡿⣽⡿⣽⣻⣾⣽⣻⢾⣯⢿⣻⣾⣽⣳⡿⣾ ⠀⠜⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⢠⡇⠀⠀⠀⠄⢂⠡⢀⠉⡠⠡⠄⡠⠠⠀⡌⠄⠣⡐⢈⠌⢻⣆⠀⠈⠳⣄⣀⣹⠟⣷⣾⣿⣿⣯⣞⣥⣻⢛⣾⣮⣷⣙⢾⡱⣏⢾⣙⢧⡻⣜⡳⣝⢶⣫⡿⠋⠁⣱⡽⠚⠉⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⣤⣾⣿⢯⣟⣿⣽⢾⣻⣯⡿⣽⣯⢿⣽⢷⣻⣞⣯⣿⢾⣟⡿⣞⣷⢿⣽⣻ ⠈⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⢸⠇⠀⠀⡈⠐⢀⠆⠢⠑⡄⢃⠆⡑⢈⠒⠄⢢⠑⡐⠢⢈⠡⢎⠷⣄⠀⣩⣿⣷⣾⣿⡎⢳⣿⣿⣹⢛⠿⢿⣶⡿⣿⢿⡿⣷⣿⡾⣝⢮⡳⣭⢳⢽⡾⠋⢀⣠⠞⠁⢀⣴⣶⣿⡿⣟⣯⢿⣽⣻⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣣⣾⣿⢿⣽⣻⣟⣾⣽⣻⢯⣿⡽⣟⣾⢿⣽⣻⢯⣟⣷⣯⢿⣾⣻⢯⣟⣯⡿⣽ ⠠⠅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠌⢌⠠⢊⠔⠡⠌⢢⠘⡄⠣⠘⠌⣂⠱⠈⢅⠊⠤⡈⢹⣸⠟⠉⣹⣿⣷⣿⣿⡄⢲⣍⠛⡛⠿⢷⡶⢷⠿⠶⠿⠶⠷⠿⠾⢾⠷⣾⣧⣿⣵⣿⠟⠁⣠⣾⣿⣿⣽⢾⣽⢯⣟⡿⣞⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣽⣻⣾⣻⢾⣽⣾⣻⢯⣷⢿⣻⡽⣟⣾⣟⣯⡿⣾⡽⣟⣾⣻⣯⢿⡽⣟⣿ ⢠⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡘⠄⡊⢆⡘⠤⣉⠆⡱⢨⢡⠋⡔⡠⢡⠉⢆⡘⠐⣠⡾⠋⠀⣰⣿⣿⡿⠟⢻⣿⣮⣽⣧⢌⠒⠉⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣠⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣍⡉⢶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣽⣻⡽⣞⣷⣻⢿⣿⣿⡛⢛⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⣯⣷⣿⣽⣯⣷⢯⣟⡿⣽⣻⢯⣟⣿⣳⣯⢿⣽⡷⣿⣻⡽⣷⣻⣯⢿⡿⣽ ⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠈⠉⠉⠀⠐⢌⠰⢂⠜⡐⠦⣉⠖⡡⢎⠲⢄⠱⢂⢍⣰⣤⠿⡿⠁⠀⢤⣿⣿⣿⡷⡀⠄⢿⣿⣿⡿⠗⠚⠛⠉⠁⠀⠠⠀⢀⢀⡀⣀⡉⢿⡌⢿⣿⣻⣧⠈⣿⣿⣿⣽⣷⣿⢿⣽⣻⢷⣯⢿⣽⣳⣯⢿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣉⣔⣂⠆⠤⢀⠀⡀⠈⠉⠙⠛⠻⠿⣽⣿⣽⣟⡿⣾⡽⣯⣿⢾⣽⡷⣟⣿⡽⣷⣻⣯⣿⢿ ⣀⣀⣠⣤⣤⡤⠴⠶⠶⡖⢶⢲⡖⡊⢄⢣⢊⡜⣡⢓⡌⡚⡕⢎⠳⡌⢣⡼⠞⠋⢀⡾⠁⢀⢀⣾⣿⢻⣿⡇⢙⣺⠖⠋⠀⢀⣠⣤⣴⣶⣾⡿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⢻⣯⣿⣇⣸⠛⠛⠛⠛⠞⠿⠞⠿⠿⠾⠿⠾⢷⣯⣿⣻⣿⡝⢿⣅⡀⠀⠈⠈⠁⠉⠒⠳⠧⣤⣀⣀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠛⢿⣷⣿⣻⢾⣯⡷⣿⣻⣞⣿⡽⣷⢯⣿⣻ ⡻⣜⢲⡑⢢⠡⡉⢌⡑⢌⢂⠣⡔⡡⢎⡰⠢⡜⢤⢋⡔⠻⠸⢬⠷⠚⠉⠀⣀⢈⡟⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⡞⣿⣿⣇⣾⢁⣀⣴⣾⣿⣟⣯⢿⡽⣾⣽⣳⣯⣿⣽⣻⣿⣿⢿⡿⣿⣤⣿⣿⣿⣹⣧⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⡀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣦⡀⠌⢙⢿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⣀⣀⢈⣉⡛⢳⢶⣀⠀⡈⣿⣷⣟⡿⣾⣽⢷⡿⣽⣾⣻⣽⢿⡿⣽

          I helped old people have sex at a nursing home

            Tell me about it... I spent the better part of the 2010's as a butt pusher at the nursing home. Ya know, these old folks can't thrust like they used to and so they need a brawny young buck like myself to work those hips how they remember. I'd see a horny couple shuffling down the hall and think, "Oh jeez... No way they're down to fuck again." but you gotta give it up for these old timers. They're constantly boning. So, I'd get my long gloves on, help them to the fuck room, pop the lady in the handi-able sex swing, and then grab ahold of grandpa's leathery hips. He'd take care of the boner himself. I wasn't gonna coax that out of him. That's on him. If ever the old guy wasn't hard enough to plow beef then I'd just leave the room and tell him to call me when he's serious, call me when he can actually fuck. Haha, usually that little emasculation was enough for them to pop a spiteful boner. Whatever, right? When he's bonered and ready, and she's lubed however way is medically appropriate, then I was just there to make sure the shoving is hard, but not too hard. I wanted to make sure these lovebirds could shuffle back to their respective apartments after. I mean, c'mon. It took, what? 10? 15 minutes maybe? And with the adjustability of the sex swing, the variety made the time go by pretty quick. After he'd shot his wad and her barren utey was gooped up, they'd go into a kinda post-nut paralysis and it was part of my job to make sure they didn't hurt themselves during that. Yep, then it was just get her out of the swing, get their clothes back on, and shit, I don't know, go back to wandering the halls, waiting for another tap on the shoulder or something. Terrible job. I really, really hated it, but ya know, I still made sure to do my best. I was proud of how much lovemaking I facilitated and how sensually I was able to gyrate all those old man hips. So, even though I never had sex at the nursing home, I sure assisted in a lot of it.

            Today I messed up by mishearing Porn instead of Corn.

              So I've been dating this girl I met through a matchmater for the past 6 months. She asked me "what type of corn do you like? American or Desi?" So first things first, the word Desi itself made me convinced that she was talking about porn. Second, I asked her in return, "why a sudden question about this?" And she was like, "I just want to know your preference" I then asked her "what's your preference?" She said "American all the way, Desi is disgusting" All the words used by her made up my mind that she was definitely talking about porn. Thankfully I did not say my preference or stuff like that, but instead told her a story about how some guys in my college brought Desi porn and were showing it to others and "I was disgusted by it and it was the last time I watched Desi porn." Before I could move to American porn and spill the beans, she clarified that she was talking about corn and not porn. The next 30min were her laughing her ass out and teasing me about it. I am so embarrassed about it that I can't even talk properly to her now ;___; Fml