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Fibra de vidro na camisinha

    Fazem 6 anos que meus pais se divorciaram, e alguns meses atrás, minha mãe arranjou um novo namorado. O filho da puta é um maconheiro, e esse tipo desperta todo tipo de sentimento em mim. A casa depois de alguns dias virou a porra de um fumódromo, não podia mais nem visitar mamãe sem que sentisse um absurdo repulso, a putrefação do lugar era nojento. Em um acesso de raiva, decidi fuder com a vida do maluco.
    
    Rapidamente vasculhei as gavetas até encontrar uma com camisinhas. Percebi que por algum motivo, o idiota as deixava abertas, e não pude desperdiçar a oportunidade. Eu trabalho em uma oficina de carros, e um dos meus ofícios era fazer consertos com fibra de vidro. Tinha alguns baldes com o pó, e coloquei em várias camisinhas.
    
    Passaram-se alguns dias, e nada. Até que então, recebo uma ligação de minha mãe, chorando. O trouxa tinha cortado todo o pau, e estava em um pronto socorro. Naquele dia, senti-me um verdadeiro prankster. Ouvi dizer que teve que amputar a rola, que otário. Fazem já 2 semanas que se matou.

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    Fiberglass in condom
    It's been 6 years since my parents got divorced, and a few months ago, my mom got a new boyfriend. The motherfucker is a stoner, and that guy triggers all kinds of feelings in me. After a few days the house turned into a fucking smokehouse, I couldn't even visit my mother without feeling an absurd revulsion, the putrefaction of the place was disgusting. In a fit of rage, I decided to fuck the madman's life.
    I quickly went through the drawers until I found one with condoms. I realized that for some reason, the idiot had left them open, and I couldn't pass up the opportunity. I work in a car repair shop, and one of my trades was fiberglass repair. I had a few buckets of powder, and I put them in several condoms.
    A few days passed, and nothing. Until then, I get a call from my mother, crying. The muggle had cut his entire dick off, and was in an emergency room. That day I felt like a real prankster. I heard he had to have his cock amputated, what a sucker. It's been 2 weeks since he killed himself.

    Incomoda ver o Bolsonaro no topo ne?

      🇧🇷Incomoda ne? Ver o Bolsonaro no topo ne? Ver um homem prete, não binarie, empoderade e patriote, um ser incrível que merece todo o amor do mundo, elu merece tudo o que conquistou e muito mais sempre batalhou para chegar onde chegou e não são comentários ruins que irão diminui🇧🇷

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      Does it bother you? See Bolsonaro at the top, right? Seeing a black man, not binary, empowered and patriotic, an incredible being who deserves all the love in the world, he deserves everything he conquered and much more he always fought to get where he got and it's not bad comments that will diminish

      HOLA SOY LESBIANA

        HOLA SOY LESBIANA, TENGO 13 AÑOS Y COMO LES DIJE SOY LESBIANA,IGUAL ME DI CUENTA A LOS 11 QUE ERA LESBIANA AUNQUE MI PRIMER AMOR LESBICO FUE A LOS 10,PERO COMO HABÍA TENIDO SOLO UNA NOVIA (LESBIANA OBVIO) NO ME DEFINÍA COMO LESBIANA OBVIO. MI COMIDA FAV ES LA EMPANADA DE POLLO,HUMITA,CARNE Y CONCHA OBVIO PORQUE SOY LESBIANA,MI NUMERO FAVORITO ES EL 9 POR QUE AL REVÉZ ES 6 Y FORMAN 69, LA POSICIÓN FAVORITA DE LAS LESBIANAS, MIS PADRES NO SABEN QUE SOY LESBIANA POR QUE MI MAMÁ NO ES LESBIANA Y MI PAPÁ NO ES LESBIANO ASÍ QUE NO SE SI ACEPTARÍAN MI LESBIANIDAD, AUN QUE MI PRIMA ES LESBIANA AL IGUAL QUE SU NOVIA OBVIO O SINO NO PODRÍA SER LESBIANA Y ME CONFESO QUE ERA LESBIANA CUANDO LE DIJE QUE ERA LESBIANA. ASI QUE SOMOS 2 LESBIANAS 1 LESBIANA + 1 LESBIANA SON 2 LESBIANAS.

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        HELLO, I'M A LESBIAN, I'M 13 YEARS OLD AND LIKE I TOLD YOU I'M A LESBIAN, I ALWAYS REALIZED AT 11 THAT I WAS A LESBIAN EVEN THOUGH MY FIRST LESBIAN LOVE WAS AT 10, BUT SINCE I HAD ONLY HAD ONE GIRLFRIEND (OBVIOUSLY LESBIAN) I DID NOT DEFINE ME AS A LESBIAN OBVIOUS. MY FAVORITE FOOD IS THE CHICKEN EMPANADA, HUMITA, MEAT AND SHELL OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE I AM A LESBIAN, MY FAVORITE NUMBER IS 9 BECAUSE IT IS 6 BACKWARDS AND THEY MAKE 69, THE FAVORITE POSITION OF LESBIANS, MY PARENTS DON'T KNOW I'M A LESBIAN BECAUSE MY MOTHER IS NOT LESBIAN AND MY DAD IS NOT LESBIAN SO I DON'T KNOW IF THEY WOULD ACCEPT MY LESBIAN EVEN THOUGH MY COUSIN IS LESBIAN AS WELL AS OBVIOUSLY HER GIRLFRIEND OR ELSE I COULDN'T BE A LESBIAN AND I CONFESSED THAT I WAS A LESBIAN WHEN I TOLD HER I WAS LESBIAN. SO WE ARE 2 LESBIANS 1 LESBIAN + 1 LESBIAN ARE 2 LESBIANS.

        Don Pollo (King of Ohio)

          El que quiera perder el tiempo- 📞📞📞📞
          Salsa y picante🤑
          DIO MÍO QUE HAGO 📳📳📳📞📞📞
          Otra ve 😌 salsa 😃 y picante 😉 y no fuimo 😼
          Otra ves, salsa y picante, y nos fuimo 💀
          Y no fuimo ☠️
          Salam Alaikum Walaikum Assalam...
          Otra vez, Salsa... :Ringtone 1: y picante y nos fuimos :Ringtone 1: Mhmhmm :Ringtone 1: .... :Ringtone 1: "Anda el diablo :Ringtone 2: :Ringtone 1: Dios mío qué hago!!!!   :Ringtone 2:   :Ringtone 1:
          otra vez... salsa... y picante... y nos fuimos
          Y nos fuimos 📞📞📞📞📞📞
          Dios mio que hago 😫 📞📞📞
          Dioj mío que seso 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💥
          Salsa y picante
          Un video más mi gente para perder el tiempo me encanta esta vaina me hace acuerdo a una mujer mía que se murió de hambre
          
          Un video más mi gente para anunciarles que ya me transforme en un wasaaaaaaaaaa 👻🔪
          

          Sloppenheimer

            I just got some bomb ass head, called that shit Sloppenheimer 🍆💦💦 cooch was the destroyers of worlds 😩😩💦 made this dick explode 💥💥🍑🍑🥛🥛😵

            Nick Eh 30 intro

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              FOR THE MEME, STREAM, DREAM AND THE EH TEAM🎉🎉🗣️🗣️🗣️
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              Eeeeeeeeeeeeeh Mazing
              Never Back Down, Never Give Up
              (Chipmunk Laughter)
              For the Meme, the Dream, the Stream, and the Eeeeeeeeeeeeh Teammmm
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              NEVER BACK DOWN. NEVER GIVE UP. FOR THE MEME THE DREAM THE STREAM AND FOR THE EHHHHH TEAM
              WE MAKING OUT OF PRE SCHOOL WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯💯
              AAAAAAMAZING🥶🥶🥶NEVER BACK DOWN🥵🥵🥵NEVER GIVE UP 🗣🗣🗣FOR THE MEME🎶🎶🎶THE DREAM🔥🔥🔥THE STREAM ☕☕☕ AND FOR THE EEEEEEEH TEAM 🤩🤩🤩🤩
              WE ARE NOT MAKING IT OUT OF THE KINDERGARTEN WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣
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              CHIPMUNK LAUGH SOUND EFFECT 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔛‼