I literally can't live without Skong. Everything is all about Skong. When i see out my window i can see a Hornet shaper cloud and instantly burst into tears as i know that Skong will never be released at my time. I hyperventilate when i eat Cherries, making me think i was eating Team Cherry itself, and all i can do is stare into the red abyss of the Cherry. The Cherry mocks me, laughs at my cruel existence without Skong. It taunts me to give up on the grindset. But i shake those foul and malignant beliefs off as i know Skong will be released. They have promised it. Of course the would release it right? Right? If Skong releases my goonmaxxing for Hornet shall cease as i have climaxed from the sheer bliss of Skong releasing through my phallus and my nervous system. Maybe not in my time or in this century but i hold the dying candle that is hope for Skong, so that my children and grandchildren shall be able to experience the wonders of Skong. Remember Skongers, Keep skonging it and Team Cherry will shadow drop Skong in Dec 2024
I'm pulling that lever so badly. I literally can't live without Skong. Everything is all about Skong. When i see out my window i can see a Hornet shaper cloud and instantly burst into tears as i know that Skong will never be released at my time. I hyperventilate when i eat Cherries, making me think i was eating Team Cherry itself, and all i can do is stare into the red abyss of the Cherry. The Cherry mocks me, laughs at my cruel existence without Skong. It taunts me to give up on the grindset. But i shake those foul and malignant beliefs off as i know Skong will be released. They have promised it. Of course the would release it right? Right? If Skong releases my goonmaxxing for Hornet shall cease as i have climaxed from the sheer bliss of Skong releasing through my phallus and my nervous system. Maybe not in my time or in this century but i hold the dying candle that is hope for Skong, so that my children and grandchildren shall be able to experience the wonders of Skong. Remember Skongers, Keep skonging it and Team Cherry will shadow drop Skong in Dec 2024
Pfft, you play games to have fun? How about you man up, and after your 9-5 hop on warframe from 5-9. Grab your Khora/Nekros/Nova and go do SP survival for 2,147,483,520 Argon like an actual gamer.
I'm so tired of these casual gamers ruining games with their stupid ass "fun." If you want fun, go play some baby low skill game like League of Lameass. Warframe is all about collecting copious amounts of argon. It's the true end game, the only resource that you can never keep capped off. Why do you think DE made it degrade away? Because they designed this game for true, hardcore, 6 pack wielding, thunder thigh clapping, ass cheek clenching gamers. They designed this game for only the truest of gamers, the basest of based, the conniesuer of assets!
I've dedicated my life to this game, just like the Gods of DE intended. Divorced, lost the children, fired from my job, evicted from my home, but DE knew their game required such dedication that they even moved it to mobile. Now I play, fueled by potato batteries I scrapped from the McDonald's dumpsters using their spoiled French fries and broken ice cream machine parts as my iPhone 3.1415926535 burns hot in my hand, each of its insignificant diodes desperately move it's electrons into holes, gallium and silicon, P and N types in a perfect dance, puppeteered by DE's divine programming.
Fuck you. Fuck your fun. Praise be to our divine lords and ladies at DE. WE ARE BUT PATHETIC SWINE, WRITHING AS WE FATTEN OUR PATHETIC ASSHOLES FOR THE GRAND REAPING THAT WILL COME! STUFFED FULL OF ARGON, WE'LL BLEED LIKE PREGNANT SOWS, BURSTING FROM THE SEAMS LIKE WE WERE FACE TROUGHED BY A DE FACE HUGGER. OUR BELLIES WILL RIPEN AND BURST, AND THEN, AND ONLY THEN, WILL DE FINALLY BLESS US WITH THE SLIGHTEST FEELING OF, "that was an okay experience I guess."
Originated from the “Mario essay” meme video where the word ‘perchance’ was used extensively.
Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance
I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!
When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he bay Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance
From the opening sequence of Half-Life 2 where The G-Man woke up Freeman.
Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.
Rise and shine...
Not that I wish to imply that you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...
Well... Lets just say your hour has come again.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
So, wake up Mr. Freeman.
Wake up and... Smell the ashes.
Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and … shine. Not that I wish … to imply that you have been sleeping on … the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until … well … let’s just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference … in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and … smell the ashes.
