The other night, my wife “went to bed” because she was “tired,” so I assumed she was asleep until I saw her tweet this: "Who in the Nashville area is selling Pygmy goats? I want to get two in a few months. Anyone have a wait list on litters? In my spare time, I’m going to have a hobby farm. Husband/farmer not included.”
So she's supposed to be sleeping but, instead, she's awake researching goats for the goat farm that she wants to have but will not have because this is not happening. I have lost every argument in my house about animals that we've ever had. We ended up getting every single animal I said I didn't want— from cats to dogs to chickens, so I realize that my record is not good. But on this, I will prevail.
I'm telling you right now, if you live in the Nashville area, do not give this woman your goats. Don't do it. Your goats are not welcome on my property, I don't care what she says. You will not be sending them to a loving home. I hate your goats and I don't want them. You will be sending your goat off to its demise… while my wife was researching for her hypothetical goat farm, I was looking at recipes for goat stew. Can’t say I didn’t warn you.
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Pozytywne chodzenie po bułki
Jak ja bardzo szanuje internetowych hobbystów w tym kraju, karmiłbym ich najlepszymi kurczakami gdybym tylko miał taką możliwość. Chcesz zacząć coś robić, nie wiem na przykład łowić ryby, sklejać samoloty, uczyć psa adoptować , cokolwiek i zadasz entuzjastom na forum pytanie:
Witam, chcę zacząć chodzić po bułki. Czy lepiej do biedronki czy do lidla? Pozdrawiam.
to po 10 sekundach masz:
Witam, wszystko zależy od tego czy bardziej zależy Ci na cenie czy jakości, i od tego jaki sklep masz bliżej. Jeśli oba sklepy są w podobnej odległości od twojego mieszkania, to dla początkująch lepszy jest Lidl, mimo że ceny są nieco wyższe to masz większy wybór pieczyw, łatwiej więc zdobędziesz wiedzę na temat wypieków. Asortyment nie różni się jednak mocno, tak więc jeśli różnica w odległości wynosi więcej niż 1km, wybierz sklep który po prostu jest bliżej. Stosunek ceny do jakości pieczyw zmienia się co parę miesięcy, w miarę wprowadzenia promocji, dlatego zachęcam śledzić dział: Bułki dla początkujących, oraz Lidl i Biedronka porównanie. Temat był wielokrotnie omawiany na forum, więc wiele odpowiedzi na tego typu pytania już znajduje się na forum, możesz je łatwo znaleźć używając opcji SZUKAJ. Pozdrawiam, moderator forum wypieki. net
Chcesz zacząć chodzić po bułki? Super! Na początek wystarczy Ci zwykły ekwipunek i zdrowe ciało, w tym nogi które masz od urodzenia. Jeśli zamierzasz robić to regularnie, polecam kupić odpowiednie buty (koszt około 200-500zł, wydaje się to dużo, w dłuższej perspektywie się opłaci), możesz je zamówić w naszym sklepie internetowych gdzie specjalizujemy się w butach do ekstremalnego chodzenia (z hasłem „Idę po bułki” otrzymasz rabat 15% na pierwszy zakup. Jeśli interesuje Cię najskuteczniejsze sposoby kupowania bułek, to polecam blog [i] Stefana Bułkowskiego, jeśli temat mechaniki chodzenia i taktyk wybierania najszybszej drogi (uwzględniając bezpieczne przechodzenie przez ulicę) bo z samochodami nie ma żartów i głównym błędem większości początkujących jest bycie przejechanym przez Tira to polecam jego autorski poradnik (również dostępny w naszym sklepie, koszt pdf to 15 zł dodatkowo znajdziesz tam fachową analizę całego rynku wypieków, ponieważ nie musisz się ograniczać do Lidla czy Biedronki). Jeżeli chcesz kupować do 6-8 bułek na własne potrzeby to zwykła płótniana torba na, , ale jeżeli 20 bułek i więcej, a w dodaTku chciałbys wspomóc organizacje weteranów przemysłu bułkowego to może zainteresują Cię torby COMBAT z uranu i pajęczej sieci, czasami się pojawiają na allegro. Amerykański żołnierz w Iraku nosi w takiej granaty jak szczela więc to solidny sprzęt, będzie służył latami, dodatkow 30% z każdego zakupu jest przekazywane na organizacje niepełnosprawnych piekarzy . Mam nadzieję, że pomogłem, pozdrawiam!
PANOWIE CORAZ WIĘCEJ AMATORÓW SIĘ PCHA DO ZABAWY, NASZE DZIAŁANIE PRZY PROMOWANIU PASJI DO BUŁEK PRZYNUSI SKUTKI , HEHE MAM NADZIEJĘ, ŻE PRZEJDZIE TA NOWELIZACJA USTAWY I PO BUŁKI BĘDĄ MOGŁY JUŻ CHODZIĆ DZIECI OD 8 ROKU ŻYCIA, BO SERIO JEŚLI NIE NAUCZĄ SIĘ TEGO TERAZ O NIE ZDOBĘDĄ DOŚWIADCZENIA ANI WYOBRAŹNI I NA PRZYKŁAD UPUSZCZĄ W DOROSŁYM ŻYCIU BUŁKĘ NA PODŁOGĘ
hehe pamiętacie obwarzan75 rogalking jak byliśmy w '99 na zlocie pieczywa tostowego w Siedlcach? XD Co tam się działo to głowa mała!!! Całe życie z wariatami XDDD KTO MA WIEDZIEĆ TEN WIE XD
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As much as I respect Internet hobbyists in this country, I would feed them the best chicken if I had the opportunity. Do you want to start doing something, I don't know, for example, fishing, gluing planes, teaching a dog to adopt, whatever, and you ask the enthusiasts on the forum a question:
Hello, I want to start going for rolls. Is it better to go to a ladybug or to a lidl? Regards.
then after 10 seconds you have:
Hello, it all depends on whether you care more about price or quality, and which store is closer to you. If both stores are within a similar distance from your apartment, then Lidl is better for beginners, even though the prices are slightly higher, you have a wider selection of bread, so it's easier to learn about baking. However, the assortment does not differ much, so if the difference in distance is more than 1km, choose a store that is closer. The price-quality ratio of bread changes every few months, as promotions are introduced, so I encourage you to follow the section: Rolls for beginners, and Lidl and Biedronka comparison. The topic has been discussed many times on the forum, so many answers to these types of questions are already on the forum, you can easily find them using the SEARCH function. Regards, forum moderator pastries. net
Do you want to start going for buns? Cool! At the beginning, all you need is the usual equipment and a healthy body, including the legs you have had since birth. If you are going to do it regularly, I recommend buying appropriate shoes (the cost is about PLN 200-500, it seems a lot, in the long run it will pay off), you can order them in our online store where we specialize in shoes for extreme walking (with the slogan "I'm going for rolls" you will receive a 15% discount on your first purchase. If you are interested in the most effective ways to buy rolls, I recommend Stefan Bułkowski's blog, if the subject of walking mechanics and tactics of choosing the fastest way (including safe crossing of the street) because cars are no joke and the main mistake of most beginners is being run over by a truck, then I recommend his author's guide (also available in our store, the pdf cost is PLN 15. In addition, you will find there a professional analysis of the entire baking market, because you do not have to limit yourself to Lidl or Biedronka). 6-8 rolls for your own use is a normal canvas bag, but if you have 20 rolls or more, and you would like to support organizations of veterans of the roll industry, you might be interested in COMBAT bags made of uranium and spider web, sometimes they appear on Allegro. An American soldier in Iraq wears grenades like a seal, so it's solid equipment, it will serve for years, an additional 30% of each purchase is donated to organizations of disabled bakers. Hope I helped, regards!
GENTLEMEN, MORE AND MORE AMATEURS ARE GETTING TO PLAY, OUR ACTIVITIES IN PROMOTING THE PASSION FOR BUNS WILL HAVE EFFECTS, HEHE I HOPE THIS AMENDMENT TO THE ACT WILL BE PASSED AND CHILDREN FROM 8 YEARS OLD WILL BE ABLE TO BUY BUNCHES, BECAUSE SERIOUSLY IF THEY DON'T LEARN THIS NOW ABOUT THEY WILL NOT GAIN EXPERIENCE OR IMAGINATION AND, FOR EXAMPLE, DROP A BUN ON THE FLOOR IN ADULT LIFE
hehe do you remember obwarzan75 rogalking when we were at the toast bread rally in Siedlce in '99? XD What was going on there, little head!!! Whole life with crazy people XDDD WHO SHOULD KNOW KNOWS XD
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I think I rizzed too hard 😭😭😭😭
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